[ID: a video of three chickens in a coop. The camera is focused on one hen and a rooster standing in a next box together, while another hen is in the adjacent nest box and is clucking. The rooster is clucking loudly and scratching the bedding in the nest box with his feet and beak while the hen in the next box with him looks on. End ID.]
Once I let them back into their thoroughly-cleaned coop, Orville was excited to show Tessie the nest boxes! The whole time while I was cleaning, Tessie was acting restless, complaining loudly and trying to get into the coop, so it was obvious she wanted to lay an egg in there. Seems Orville noticed too, and showed her to the nest box as soon as I opened the door for them! He’s such a good husband!
1.Freddy grew up in New York City with his mother Bertha, his father, Brian, and his brother, Theodore. Their childhood apartment looks like this.
2.Paula grew up in Fairbanks, Alaska with her mother, Angela, her father, Derrick, her sister, Jessica, and her brother, Austin. Their childhood home looks like this.
3.Bonnie grew up in Marion, New York with his mother, Jasmine, his father Adam, and his sister, Lola. Their childhood home looks like this.
4.Chica grew up in Chicago, Illinois with her mother, Michelle, her father, Robert, and her sisters, Eloise and Dotty.
5.Foxy Grew up as an only child in Calabash, North Carolina with this mother, Ginger and his father, Max. His childhood home looks like this.
6.Vixen grew up in Skeneatles, New York with her mother, Amy, her father, Joshua, and her sister, Tiffany. Their childhood home looks like this.
7.Pigpatch grew up in Amarillo, Texas with his mother, Betsy, his father, Huston, his brothers, Emmett and Clyde, and his sister, Abigail. Their childhood home looks like this.
8.Nora grew up in Berlin, Vermont with her mother, Sandy, her father, Clarence, and her sister, Portia. Their childhood home looks like this.
9.Roxanne grew up as an only child in Sedona, Arizona with her father, Brutus. Her childhood home looks like this.
10.Katie grew up in Albany, New York with her mother, Precious, her father, Milo, her brother, Jasper, and her sisters, Mia and Zoe. Their childhood home looks like this.
11.Orville grew up as an only child in London, England with his mother, Beatrice. His childhood apartment looks like this.
12.Sylvia grew up in Fairford, England with her mother, Elise, her father, Christopher, and her brothers, Noah and George. Their childhood home looks like this.
Bonus: All the houses the parents are raising their kids in.
Freddy Jr's childhood home
Bella and Charlie's childhood home
Lolbit's childhood home
Charolette, Ella, Hugo, Colton, Maude, and Tucker's childhood home.
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I. Favourite Colours: Any shade of green {forest and emerald in particular}, black, silver, garnet.
II. Favourite Flavours: Good coffee, deeply brewed tea, dark chocolate, coconut, and a 'scent flavour'... it's gonna either be beef being cooked on a fire, or specific to New Mexico... a crisp/cool afternoon when the sun is bright but not hot and you smell it...smoke, something earthy and green with an almost acidic bite if you breath it in just right. It's chile season, and it's being open roasted in giant metal roasters. And lastly, pinon.
III. Favourite Genres: Most fantasy though with a penchant for High Fantasy. True Noir/ Mystery, Horror, History/Alternative History. I do enjoy Romance and Sci-Fi {typically golden and silver age are most often forgotten but truly a guilty pleasure} but tend to prefer them blended with a different genre. Poetry is entirely different and for me it's more like music than narrative fiction, though I do have a soft spot for the Romantics, and the Beat Generation. {You can have my Kerouac and my Ginsberg whence you've pried them from my cold, dead, yaddah yaddah}.
And because I am a bastard, I'm going to ruin it all for you: Literally almost any Emily Dickinson poem can be read/sung to the tune of the Yellow Rose of Texas, or the theme to Gilligan's Island. You're welcome.
IV. Favourite Music: Classical, Tribal Trap, Country, Grunge, Classic Rock {stfu, G-N-R and them are not YET classic rock}, 80s Rock/Metal. Broadway Musicals, Rap/R&B, really just about anything. Probably my favourite singers are Eddie Vedder {yes, I know}, Geoff Tate who's is utterly incredible even after 40 years. And honestly? Garth Brooks.
V. Favourite Movies: SW: The Empire Strikes Back, Tombstone, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Strange Days, Highlander, CA:TWS, Doctor Strange, ST: The Undiscovered Country and just so so so many more.
VI. Favourite Series: Constantine, Doom Patrol, Legends of Tomorrow, Supernatural, Babylon 5, Farscape, Loki, ST: DS9/TNG/TOS/SNW {Really all of them except Voyager and Discovery}, Salem, Original Charmed, Witches of East End, Burn Notice, Fargo, Resident Alien, Res Dogs, Longmire, Justified, Dallas {Original and Revival} and Dark Shadows {Original AND Revival}. Family Guy, Bob's Burgers {and Archer}. Robot Chicken. Lastly I'm also going to say the Orville, which yes is a sort of parody of Star Trek, but also an homage, and a surprisingly well written one.
VII. Last Song: Paint it Black ~ Ciara cover, Superhero ~ Johnny Hollow
VIII. Last Series: Loki Episode 1-Season 2 or American Gigolo Episode 1.
IX. Last Movie: The Noel Diary, The Dark Knight trilogy
X. Currently Reading: Ten Little Indians anthology by Sherman Alexie, Digitisation and Digital Archiving: A Practical Guide for Librarians {second ed.} by Elizabeth R Leggett, ¡Sin resolver! Misterios de la historia by Dona Herwick Rice.
XI. Currently Watching: The Fall of the House of Usher, Loki, Resident Alien
XII. Currently Working On: The 500 or so posts I owe across my blogs. I am so sorry for being absolute fail.
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Tagged by: @nightmarefuele my sweet and disturbing C.
Tagging: @fasciinating, @respondedinkind, @chiefofstafftanner, @smolcuriouskitten, @rhodestoruin, @lalamoon, @mouthoftheocean, @ifyoucatchacriminal, @morgansmornings and anyone who would like to do this!
Tag Game: 9 People You'd Like to Get to Know Better
Thanks for the tag @saints-who-never-existed , your Terror tagging is sustaining me and I love your takes
Last Song: last thing I played was Lafayette by Orville Peck, though the last thing I sang was Byrd’s Sing Joyfully
Currently Watching: The Rising on my phone and Medici: Masters of Florence on the TV
Three Ships: Little/Tozer, because I think under different circumstances they could have been really solid friends. Izzy/Frenchie because Lycidas lives in my head rent free, and idk maybe Odysseus/Penelope/Diomedes because I would like to see them raise hell (and Telemachus) together
Favourite Colour: dark teal, though I give a different answer every time
Currently Consuming: just finished the coffee and walnut cake we had for my birthday
First Ship: ‘Twas a long time ago but probably in the Hobbit, potentially Nori/Bofur or good old Bagginshield
Relationship Status: vaguely planning third anniversary activities with my girlfriend
Last Movie: Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget, I love how Mrs Tweedy is marrying men for their assets
Currently Working On: chapters 42-47 of my novel, simultaneously because things are about to get intense
Tagging: the very few people I follow, no pressure but you all bring me delight
@lostxplorer @suddenly-frankenstein @elyksina @nikoisme @lesbiansforboromir @wolfythewitch @possumsmushroom uhhhh I’m definitely forgetting people. If you see this consider yourself tagged. Except for my IRLs, I know everything about you down to your phone password
ohhh yeAH funland au list time babes lets get this metaphorical bread
the following is a somewhat comprehensive list of the characters i write for in the fazbear funland au
i will however say i have most of the rabbits and chickens
if they have another alias or are possessed that will be in brackets next to the name.
As this is posted i will say; these are the characters i'm happy sharing, i will not be including characters I'm reworking or I'm not finished writing as i like my work to be very very Neat :] I'm a fellow of thoroughness-
What if I add withered golden freddy fazbear, nightmare mangle, the sister location characters , the ffps characters, dee dee and old man consequences to the party. Instead the name RWQFSFASXC for shadow bonnie the bunny it’s actually adventure shadow bonnie the bunny.
Still separate adventure funtime freddy fazbear and adventure bon bon the bunny into two separate alternate icons by double clicking on adventure funtime freddy fazbear and double click again to have both adventure funtime freddy fazbear and adventure bon bon the bunny back together again
More attacks such as
Prize Box 3
Unscrew 3
Bash Jam 2 and 3
Mic Toss 2
Cupcake 2
Pizza Wheel 3
Fish Attack for dee dee and old man consequences
Bidybab Attack for adventure bidybab and adventure circus baby
Bon Bon Attack for adventure funtime freddy fazbear and adventure bon bon the bunny
Minireena Attack for adventure ballora and adventure minireena
Flash Beacon for adventure funtime foxy the pirate fox
Please Stand By for adventure lolbit
Neon Wall 3
Hot Cheese 3
5th Wall for old man consequences
Balloons 3
Mystery Box 3
Summon for dee dee she can summon all the bosses and all the enemies from fnaf world
Electric Shock for adventure electrobab
Cymbals Crash for adventure music man
Parrot Distraction for adventure rockstar foxy the pirate fox
Mimic Ball 2
Flash Distraction for adventure funtime chica the chicken
Nightmare Cupcake Attack for adventure nightmare chica the chicken
Pumpkin Attack for adventure jack o chica the chicken
Candy for adventure candy cadet
Mega Bite 2 and 3
Air Horn for adventure helpy
Gift Box 2 for adventure security puppet and adventure lefty
Hocus Pocus 2 for adventure orville the elephant
Slasher 2 for adventure scrap baby, adventure molten freddy fazbear and adventure scraptrap
Scooper Attack for adventure ennard and adventure molten freddy fazbear
Claw Crush for adventure scrap baby
Bad Pizza 2 and 3
Toxic Bite 2 and 3
And many more
More Bytes
More Chips
More Mini Games
More Trophies
More Bosses
More Enemies
More NPCs
And More Endings
Oh instead of two groups of four members for the party it’s as many groups of any number you like.
[ID: a photo of a grey, reddish-brown, and cream-colored rooster. The rooster has a fluffy beard and feathered feet, and is standing facing to the left. End ID.]
Orville, you may be a jerk sometimes but damn, you’re handsome!
not to be vulgar, but Orville Peck's music makes me wanna grow a beard 🧔 learn how to ride a horse 🐎 find a twink named Lafayette and d*ck him down until we fall in cowboy 🤠 love 💕 and raise chickens 🐓 together
tagged by @moondal514 (thanks babe!) to put my spotify on repeat playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs. or at least that’s the way i’m doing this 🤷
if u’re wondering why i’m using the chicken emoji that is strictly mexican business go back to ur drinks
🐓 it will come back by hozier: i think abt the lines “don’t let it in with no intention to keep it / jesus christ don’t be kind to it” every single day
🐓 lafayette by orville peck: the first time i listened to this song i was at school and i’d accidentally fallen asleep with my headphones on. i woke up solely to make sure i favorited this song. i think that tells u how severely this song slaps.
🐓 25 minutes to go by johnny cash: every time i listen to this song i start off super pumped and get increasingly sadder as it continues. it’s two minutes and 56 seconds of pure genius. to tell the story of a man on death row as he counts down the time to his execution. it’s funny and sharp and brutal, but i do think regularly abt these lines cash omitted: “well, my lawyer says he's sorry he missed my case / fifteen minutes to go / yeah, well if you're so sorry, come up and take my place / i got fourteen minutes to go”
🐓 wayfaring stranger by poor man’s poison: i’m abt to admit a ghastly sin but i prefer this version to johnny cash’s 😞 i think it’s the combination of guitar and whatever string instrument they use plus how it gradually crescendos that makes it life changing
🐓 no children by the mountain goats: when i first listened to this song at 13 i couldn’t have possibly known it would change me completely as a person the way it did. omg i just realized it’s been a consistent fave song of mine for nearly ten years … moving on
🐓 babooshka by kate bush: she NEVER misses. kate bush i would die for u
🐓 eat your young by hozier: my brother and i are going to his concert this year and i’m so fucking excited. i’ve missed his music so much. i’m ngl to ya’ll i might cry
🐓 mitchell: epic iii by the cast of hadestown: “and suddenly hades was only a man / with the taste of nectar upon his lips” how am i meant to be normal abt this song fr. hades king of the scythe and the sword who scrapes the sky and scars the earth in love. AND THEN: ”where is ur pleasure? / where is your youth? / where is the man with his head in his hands? / who stands in the garden nothing to lose” gagging
🐓 hasta que te conocí by juan gabriel: i listened to juan gabriel throughout my entire childhood and considered one of the best musicians to ever live. when i found out he was gay, i cried for like an hour out of sheer happiness and emotion. this song is just one of my dozens of favorites of his.
🐓 hungover in jonestown by amigo the devil: i seriously think amigo the devil as a band infiltrated my brain, took note of all the things that make me most ill, and then decided to write music specifically intended to make me foam at the mouth. “i tie the noose but you are the rope … if i am the drunk you are the wheel” JESUS CHRIST
i’m tagging: @cabeswater @youthbleeding @keepoffthetardis @minimyz and whoever else wants to do this! consider urself tagged :) <3