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That Backfired, Sorta?
Salem standing over a bruised, and beaten, Jaune Arc bound to a chair. Preparing to interrogate him for information on the, Relic of Destruction.
Salem: I do find torture quite ineffective as a means of extracting information. So I choose to use more refined methods of information.
Jaune: Like… Grimm mind bugs that dig into my brain to get information?!
Salem: No.
Jaune: Oh that gods…
Salem: The shock from the bug going in kills them before anything can be extracted.
Jaune: Eh?!
Salem: Besides I have a far more effective means of getting information.
Jaune: Like what?
Salem: I can read minds.
Jaune: You can?!
Salem: I can.
Jaune: If you can do that, why did you beat, Oscar to a pulp instead of doing that?
Salem: Ozma.
Jaune: …
Jaune: Fuck that’s a good reason… B-But, you shouldn’t read my mind!
Salem: And, why shouldn’t I do that?
Jaune: You just shouldn’t. You really shouldn’t do that!
Salem: Oh~? Afraid I’ll find what I’m looking for if I do?
Jaune: I prefer if you did honestly…
Salem: Alright then. Let’ssee where your little friends have hidden my Relics!
Salem stared at, Jaune in the eyes, as a pearlescent screen covered her eyes as she stared into the depths of, Jaune’s.
Salem: “Now then, lets see what you’re trying to hide~!”
Jaune: P-Please … Stop!
Jaune could hear her voice in his head, he yelled in fear as she opened a door leading to that secret he was trying to keep away from her.
She smiled as she forced her way through the door, and as she entered the room in his mind her smile swiftly fell.
Salem: “W-What is this?”
Salem: “ … “
Salem: “Wait… i-i-is he kissing me?!”
Salem: “Why is he taking his shirt off?!”
Salem: “Ohh~! D-Did he just grab my b…?”
Salem: “Why is he taking his pants… Oh…? Oh my~!”
Jaune: What’s going on?!
Salem: “Really? Do you think you can so easily bed a, Queen with just that”
Jaune: B-Bed?
Salem: “Mmm~! So forceful~!”
Jaune: Get out of my head!
Salem: “What is this position?”
Jaune: The fuck are you talking about?!!
Salem: “You are so, so much bigger than, Ozma~!”
Jaune: Uhh…? Context?
Salem: “Inside? But, what if…? No… that’s precisely what you want, isn’t it?”
Jaune: What is it that I want?
Salem: “Oh you naughty boy~! Oh, what’s this? Aww… it’s over already?”
Jaune: What’s over already? Ahh?! What the hell are you looking at?!
Salem: “Oh? What’s this…?”
Jaune: What now?!
Salem: “My hand…? Is that… is that a ring? And, wait… my belly…”
Jaune: A ring, belly? Whaaaa?
Salem; “A boy…?”
Jaune: Eh?
Salem: “I never had a boy before…”
Jaune:Okayyyyy…?
Salem: “Oh, what’s this? Your mother’s record?”
Jaune: What record…?
Salem: “I could beat that, easily~!”
Jaune: What?!
Salem: “Wait? W-Where’s my baby boy?! Where’s my child?! And, whose hand is this?! Wait… This is… this is your hand…”
Jaune: My hand?
Salem: “Why is it all so wrinkly? Wait, no! Nonononono! Don’t tell me! Not again?!”
Jaune: What are you talking about?
Salem: “Y-You’re not leaving me…? B-But… you’re dying…”
Jaune: I’m dying?!
Salem: “In my heart…? you’ll always be with me… even if it’s just as a beautiful memory in my heart…?”
Salem: “I won’t be alone? How is that… My children…? My grandchildren…”
Salem: “I won’t be alone… I will still be loved… I will have a family…?”
Jaune: Okay stop this! G-G-Get out of my head!
Salem red eyes came back into view. She stared at, Jaune as she stood up, unsealing the bands that bound him to the chair.
Jaune rubbed his wrists as he watched, Salem take a nervous step away from him as a shy blush spread across her face.
Salem: Y-You said your name was, Jaune right?
Jaune: Yeah…?
Salem: So… do you want to try beating your mother record now, or would you prefer if we waited till after you’re body has healed?
Jaune: What are you talking…?!
Jaune stopped talking as he noticed something peculiar.
Jaune: “Why is she rubbing her thighs like that? The last time I saw a woman do that was when, Terra ask me to…?! Oh… Ohhhhhhh!”
Jaune: …
Jaune: N-Now is good…
Salem: Wonderful~!
#rwby#jaune arc#rwby salem#rwby ozpin#oscar pine#terra cortta arc#jaune x salem#salem x jaune#rwby grimmknight
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Never have I been more convinced that Osca and Jaune will maintain a close lifelong relationship than after this episode. Oscar will be the next headmaster after they take back Beacon and he’s going to be like, “want to come work at my school?”
And Jaune will be like “Oh thank the gods, if I don’t have something to do I’ll actually go insane.” And he’ll be speaking from experience
They’re brothers forever
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Ozpin is straight up the funniest character in rwby I don't care what ANYONE says
Dude delivers a heartfelt graduation speech and is immediately like "now get out of here"
Not to mention all the Other Shit. Like immediately embarrassing Oscar, giving Ironwood hot chocolate from a tea kettle (and not blinking when Ironwood spikes it), his stupid chair, his dumb ass glasses, the fact that he's dressed for winter in the summer, the fact he throws his students off of cliffs, the sass
Like sir. Who are you
Literally no one talks about how fucking funny Ozpin is and it's so sad
#felix (host)#rwby#ozpin#rwby rambles#rwby after the fall#james ironwood#oscar pine#anyone who says otherwise is wrong#this is the ONE part of his character that everyone misses#hes so fucking funny even unintentionally#that man is Autistic
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Jaune: Ha ha ha~! With my semblance, I AM INVINCIBLE~!
Oscar: I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION!
Jaune: ...
Jaune: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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man i thought it was gonna suck to animate the magic here but shoutout to fractal noise for having my back✌️
#wip#animation#rwby#oscar pine#he looks to static in this render hopefully it'll look better when this asset moves across the screen
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Oscar: I’m struggling so hard with this merge with Ozpin…
Oscar: It’s so subtle! One day I just wake up and know things or have different preferences without realizing it!
Oscar: How can I be sure my favorite food is even really my own anymore? Do I even like Ren’s noodles?
Ozpin: Okay, THAT one is a coincidence. Those noodles happen to be excellent and everyone agrees.
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Oscar getting told stories of Beacon: YOU LAUNCHED THEM OFF A CLIFF???
Oz: And you fell through the bottom of Atlas. You can see that it pays off to know how to land
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Oz watching everyone getting thrown out of a train, Ruby literally falling down a cliff, Oscar getting shot off Atlas--: Getting thrown into the emerald forest via catapult was a good idea and I'm tired of people pretending it wasn't
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Just some Beacon Initiation thoughts
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We should have a chat about how Jaune's concept art looks very reminiscent to a certain farmboy.
Cuz it looks like there was more than one Little Prince contender
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RWBY beyond episode 2
Look at them!
#This was so good#jaune arc#lie ren#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#alyx rwby#lewis rwby#oscar#oscar pine#my post#rwby beyond#rwby spoilers
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Confession #62
#rwby#reaction to confession 52#confessed by anonymous#oscar pine#its just that the writers dont give him whole lot to do or be#so it can feel like theyre just bloating the cast#I want to like him but poor bby dont get to even hang out with the main cast half of the time
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I talked about how Oscar is trying to hide the merge, rather than being confused/worried by it happening in front of Jaune.
Then, my friend said, “What if Oscar is trying to be like Ozpin, because he wants to feel needed, and Ozpin can give what is needed.”
It messed me up.
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no but like how after jaune goes ‘you mean ozpin has right?’ he like. tried to make his voice sound more oscar??? like he Knows he sounds like oz my heart….and then he just. quickly changes the subject???? boy please i beg talk to people
#rwby#tree talks#ozmosis#oscar pine#ozpin#tree won’t shut up about oscar pine#aughhhh merge content my beloved
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Who gets the most piggyback rides from Jaune in beacon, and who gets them now?
Ruby definitely. That’s her first actual friend, and besides she’s clingy in Beacon. After Ruby, Nora. She says it’s weight training
Oscar gets the most piggy backs now. He’s like picking up a bunch of grapes, plus he gets tired really easily since his body isn’t used to this level of combat, even if his “memory” is
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#Rwby#Monkie kid#lmk fanart#lmk#greg universe#Su#Toh#The owl house#Ninjago#dragon prince#Ml#miraculous ladybug#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#Mk#lmk mk#Oscar pine#tdp callum#callum#Toh hunter#hunter deamonne#hunter clawthorne#hunter wittebane#hunter noceda#lloyd garmadon#adrien agreste#Boy that a lot of tags#If you reached this far#Hi#What this genre of boy's is called?#Does it have a name?
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Liquid Lancaster
Ruby: You think we'll be doing this show until it's liquid?
Jaune: Yeah, definitely!
Ruby: We just go SPLRRT~! And it's all "Liquid RWBY~!" And we have floating billboards in New Neo Beacon.
Jaune: "JAM IT UP YOUR PEE-HOLE~!" And you'll be like, "I think we need a new tag line." Then I'm like, "Shut up, Ruby! Don't sass me!" PSH!
Ruby: What, like, you became a fat business tycoon?
Jaune: Just this crotchety old man? Yeah. Honesty, I hope we keep doing this and we become so jaded that we become crotchety old people in, like, three years.
Ruby: Yeah?
Jaune: And you'll be like...
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Ruby: (Old as Maria) WEISS! Get me some coffee. I'm thirsty.
Weiss: (Old as Jacques) GET IT YOURSELF! Get it your own damn self, you fat fuck!
Ruby: Don't you sass me, woman!
Jaune: (Hobbles in, Looking like Prof. Port) YOU DON'T TALK TO HER THAT WAY!
Ruby: Shut up, you free-loading prick!
Ruby: I bought this floating, rocket-powered, glass-encompassed ship with the money that I- from the business that I built with my bare hands!
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Jaune: And Oscar will be like...
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Oscar: (At the same time) Why do you guys talk like that?
Ozpin: (At the same time) Why do you guys talk like that?
Ozma: (At the same time) Why do you guys talk like that?
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"...because you did start something."
#digital art#rwby#rwby9#rwbyfanart#fanart#oscar pine#ruby rose#Weiss Schnee#jaune arc#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#winter schnee#robyn hill#qrow branwen#nora valkyrie#lie ren#penny polendina
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