I've said it before but I think if pokemon had OSHA it would be little oshawotts in hard hats thank you
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In Unova, an oshawott wearing an orange helmet and a tool belt is the mascot for the region’s workplace safety organization.
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Your workplace health and safety expert, OSHA-Wott! I got one of these on my Silhouette Cameo just so I'm safe around those sharp blades :)
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Nintendo should make the character limit for Pokémon nicknames bigger
I want to name my Oshawott "OSHA Violation"
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Osha 👍
OSHAWOTT GAMING!!!!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!!!
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Flashback + Oshawott
“This is… for me?”
A scoff comes from the older man. Proton crosses his arms, raising an eyebrow.
“Do you not want it? I went through a lot of trouble getting it to you.”
You bristle, holding the ball close. “I want it!” You protest, squeezing at the capsule a little bit, brow all bunched up.
You don’t even know what’s inside — just that proton wanted to give it to you, for reasons not clarified.
With a firm scowl, you add, “There’s no takebacks.”
Proton snorts at that. You don’t like how he always thinks you’re so funny, but maybe that’s just … the way he acts with everyone?
You don’t remember how the two of you got this chummy. You’re pretty sure Proton doesn’t remember either, and if he did, he sure as hell wouldn’t tell you.
With a deep breath, and a promise to yourself to have Lady use Moonblast if it’s a mean gift, you click the center button. There’s a burst of light, and…
“OSHA!”
…!!!
it’s — an oshawott. A little one, too, by the looks of it. He’s smiling at you like a little dope, and Proton snickers at whatever look you have on your face.
“It wasn’t easy getting it for you, pipsqueak,” he teases, and you do your best to ignore the ribbing as hug the otter close. “Think of it as a late reward for beating the snot out of those league-bred brats. Got it?”
Despite yourself, you hiccup, and nod your head.
“Okay.”
You don’t thank him.
And you know proton wouldn’t want to be thanked, anyway.
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