“surely i can climb this fence with sharp points on top, i will simply not put weight on the sharp points” -guy who is about to skewer his ass and thigh
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Soooooo......
I may have....contracted pink eye from my friend Liam today at school
BUT I DONT KNOW YET, SO IM JUST SAYING I MAY HAVE BUT LIKE MY EYES HURT FROM LACK OF SLEEP SO THAT MAY BE IT IDK
He told me at lunch when i was sitting beside him that he had pink eye over spring break and yadayada
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jew at the gynecologist call that a pap schmear
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I woke up having a bad pain day...
And my upstairs neighbors are doing some kind of construction or renovation.
Hammering. Scraping. What sounds like sawing.
My body feels like it's about to explode.
It's days like this that I FUCKING HATE living in an apartment.
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my parents have recliner chairs (chairs with a leg rest that comes up ? idk what they're actually called) in the lounge
i was sitting on the ground with my back to a chair, while my mum gave me a shoulder massage bc i fked my shoulders, meanwhile my cat sneaks round the back of the chair, squeezes under, crawls to the front and proceeds to STICK A PAW OUT THE BOTTOM AND CLAW MY ASS
I'VE NEVER MOVED SO FAST IN MY LIFE. WHAT THE FUCK. THAT'S SO FUCKED UP
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i just stubbed my pinky toe so hard i saw jesus christ himself
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how are you ruined?
ruined by trauma
you cannot get over the past. you are constantly remembering, never forgetting. you cant live in the moment because the moment is not what brought you here. you are birthed, raised, and killed in the past. you will never get over what was done to you, be it big or be it small. you cannot escape what you refuse to confront.
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My throat is literally so sore it feels like it’s on fire
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I dislocated my knee and when my mum called for the ambulance they said they don’t send them for dislocations so I had to get carried to the car. I hate this island.
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stairs cause nothing more than physical pain
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