#PA SEC

[amateurchefstuff]

SOPA ESCALDADA AMB BROU DE VERDURA

INGREDIENTS: ( 4 persones) 2 litres de brou de bullir verdura ( o sinó aigua o brou de verdures fet ) 4 ous pa del dia anterior oli sal PREPARACIÓ: Posarem al fons del plat el pa del dia anterior tallat a llesques ben primes, hi tirarem l’ou, un rajolí d’oli d’oliva i un xic de sal. Seguidament, hi tirarem el brou ben bullent i això farà que en aquell moment l’ou es cogui amb l’escalfor. I ja…

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[superiorkenshi]

Mon entretient d'embauche en groupe quand la meuf à dit "je vois qu'on est entre fille!"

#deviné l'imposteur :) #j'ai ris sec à l'intérieur #mais bon jai rien dis on va pas ce donner un desavantage #kenshi's life

[chaotictomtom]

ronchon grognon mike my beloved vreument

#TÊTU COMME UNE MULE LUI HEIN #la plupart du temps c'est le + raisonné de tous mais ces derniers temps rohlala ronchonronchon hein #what ne pas manger sandwich pimento régulièrement does to a mf #-asseyez vous svp faut vous reposer jvous sers un verre d'eau attendez deux sec -grlglmlgmlr *part en rando au point de re-ouvrir sa plaie*

[sayruq]

The U.S. will use its veto power against a Palestinian bid to be recognized as a member state of the United Nations during a vote at the Security Council expected to take place Thursday evening. Vedant Patel, principal deputy spokesperson for the State Department, described as premature an effort by the Palestinian Authority (PA) to gain member status at the U.N. He said there was not unanimity among the Security Council’s 15 members that the Palestinian Authority had met the criteria for membership, with unresolved questions over the governance of the Gaza Strip, where Israel is in a war to defeat and eliminate the controlling power, Hamas. “And for that reason, the United States is voting no on this proposed Security Council resolution,” Patel said.

Earlier it was revealed that the United States was secretly pressuring other members of the Security Council to shoot down a Palestinian state membership so the US wouldn't have to use its veto as that would lead to a wave of local and international criticism for Joe Biden.

#yemen #jerusalem #tel aviv #current events #palestine #free palestine #gaza #free gaza #news on gaza #palestine news #news update #war news #war on gaza #palestinian state #two state solution #united nations #security council #joe biden

[myceli-yum]

a little political world building

“Representative Ramerez, the Blood Bank bill has kept the range’s economy stable for almost fifty years, without it, your own constituents would suffer greatly.”

“With all due respect, Representative Carlson, That’s exactly my point. The only reason our economy is even remotely stable, is that in order to feed their families, pay for their medication, hydro-transportation, water filters, power, our poorest citizens are all but forced to sell their blood and even organs-”

“Representative Ramerez, are you aware that the government does not own or operate these organ banks, in fact the task force entrusted with the dismantling of the organ and blood black market is funded by this house.”

“Wh- Yes, I’m aware, it’s my job to be aware. I’d like to note that regardless of whether or not the black market is funded or endorsed by the house, a large portion of the population does rely on it for their essentials. Simply erasing the black market, if hypothetically possible, would undeniably take away the income of a large portion of the population. The Blood Bank bill worked well as a bandaid when it was deeply needed. But it has allowed us to ignore the real, deeper problem for nearly half a century. The underground blood and organ market are a direct consequence of the blood bank bill.”

Taken from stenographer's copy of hearing on: 21,09,2092

#yes im using a lot of hashtags on tumblr i know it's a faux pas let me attention seek for a sec #aspiring writer #work in progress #writers #world building #scifi #science fiction #genre bending #sci fi and fantasy #urban fantasy #sci fi/fantasy #scifi writing

[jade-curtiss]

Comme les parents batard qui pensent pas trop à leur affaire quand y donne des noms excentriques à leur enfants ça aboutit des fois à du monde comme moi. Comme le pire c'est que normalement c'était pas si excentrique mais normalement les gens de mon genre qui porte ce nom, ben, hm, j'ai rarement vu du monde porter ce nom à cette époque pis les peu de fois ils étaient moins pale mettons. Mais bref la pronontiation féminine sonne comme eau de raie. Comme what a name. Comme j'me lave tellement le cul, comme je suis celui qui lave son cul. Suave comme shade maman.

#non vous comprenez pas #j'ai presque fallit pitcher une chaise a ma prof d'anglais de sec 2 pour m'avoir bitché de pas prononcer mon nom #comme #du #monde #oh ok madame m'a changer de nom then mange ma graine #oh non pitié j'reviens sur ma proposition à l'instant

[imblocking-you]

Wag niyo q pinapatay s puyat guys ganito q pero gusto q pa ng mahabang buhay,

#burnt out n nga tas nagpapagod pa lalo abaa may death wish lmaoo #// maple #ayq n #eka sulitin ang tulog b4 college #baka kapag college n q 1 sec n lng tulog q #nagssink n eyes q #hindi n 2 sleep deprivation n joke like its legit concerning #my head is aching so bad #i cant think properly the more it lasts #ayoko naaaaakshsownsoendkeem #im legit scared 4 mh life #this got shit flashing in front of m eyes #bro #i either need medicinf for sleeo depr side effects or anxiety or oaranoia or wtv #i just wanna be fixed

[josephedouard]

#recette #amandes #croquants #Aujourd’hui je vous propose la recette des croquants aux amandes #des petits biscuits secs parfaits pour déguster à l’heure du thé ou du café ! #Les croquants aux amandes sont un classique que l'on retrouve souvent dans le sud de la France. #Une recette très simple à réaliser pour un résultat très croquant qui nous donne l'envie irrésistible d'y revenir rapidement. Alors n'atten #surtout que vous pourrez conserver ces croquants aux amandes très longtemps. #...Mettez un pouce bleu si vous aimez et n'oubliez pas de partager cette recette avec vos amis! #Si vous souhaitez suivre mes vidéos n’hésitez pas à vous abonner à ma chaîne #c’est gratuit ! #Je vous souhaite un bon appétit😉 !

[ocmerunaway]

Sarah Porter, the woman is known for being troublesome, Elizabeth Tanner knows that even when she takes the job as Sarah’s PA. She and Sarah have both been dancing around feelings for Gibbs and each other for years, so when Gibbs pushes them both away, Elizabeth takes her chance, choosing once and for all to be honest... but can she ever give SecNav, her precious Sarah, a place to rest? 

#sarah porter #secnav #elizabeth tanner #sec nav's pa #ncis

[amateurchefstuff]

Sopa de ceba

Ingredients: 3 cebes grosses 1 l. de brou de verdures o aigua sal i pebre oli pa torrat o sec formatge ratllat emmental ou (optatiu) Preparació: Talla la ceba petita, posa-la en una cassola una mica d’oli i cou-la a foc lent. Afegeix el brou de verdures o aigua salada i fes-ho bullir a foc lent uns 15 minuts. Servir en una cassoleta individual, posar l’ou i escaldar-lo amb el brou, damunt posa…

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[lady-foxy]

Ca fait 24H j'ai lu le chapitre et je réalise toujours pas sa mort. Dans ma tête, c'est une grosse blague haha on a bien ri tu te relèves quand maintenant?

#je pensais pas pleurer autant pour Kakucho ajbdks #autant dire que le prochain décès #(qui arrive pas trop vite j'espère) #je vais me déshydrater en larmes #wakui j'espère il boit nos larmes pour jamais être sec #lena blablate

[little-nat-gay]

Après- midi au sec , ou pas ?

#gayboy #ab/dl diaper #gay men #couche

[chrisevansonly]

idt theres a pierre blub and i want to show some love if u dont mind? pierre gasly x reader where reader makes him stuff like flower crowns and paper rings? ty 💓

aww my first little pierre blurb, i’m dedicating this to all my pierre girlies 🫶🏻

by now the pile of little flower crows and colourful twine rings were growing on the living room coffee table in your home, pierre, your ever loving boyfriend playing model as you worked away on these crafts for your girls weekend coming up.

“pierre, can you please try this one on too?”

“combien de temps encore mon amour” he replied, a slight hint of annoyance in his tone but you knew he didn’t mean it

“a few more please? then i’ll leave you alone..i promise”

pierre knew you never asked much of him, so really he was more than happy to sit here with you and let you place as many flower crows on his head as you wanted

“i’ll sit here for however long you want baby, i’m just messing around”

“really you sure you don’t mind?”

he nods leaning forward to press a kiss to your lips

“i don’t”

“okay, thank you lovie…i promise it’s just this last one”

you carefully took the soft daisy crown in your hands before raising it to his head, smiling when it fit him perfectly

“one sec stay there..”

he was about to ask what you were doing but when you took your phone out to snap a picture, he didn’t need too. pierre was sure to indulge you, making funny faces as you giggled, knowing you’d keep this pictures of him forever

“so do i get to keep any of these or was i just a model today”

you nodded, fixing the daisies on his head

“yes, this one is yours, for um well putting up with my crafting for almost 3 hours”

he laughs stretching his arms dramatically as if he’d been sitting for days

“i love it, thank you…im finally free”

“hey!”

smacking his chest lightly he couldn’t hold back a laugh as he pulled you down to the floor with him

“tu aimais m'aider, ne mens pas”

“oui, parce que c'est pour toi...en plus maintenant tu peux venir jouer au padel avec moi!”

pierre continued to laugh as you groaned, knowing padel was not your favourite sport to play, but for him, you’d endure hitting the ball back and forth over a little net, until you’d give up taking your place with alexandra on the bench to watch charles and pierre battle it out

in his eyes, it was a win-win situation.

#rueswrites #ruesanswers #ruesanons<3 #ruesasks #pierre gasly x reader #pierre gasly #pierre gasly x y/n #pierre gasly x you #pierre gasly x female reader #pierre gasly x girlfriend reader #pierre gasly blurb #pierre gasly fanfic #pierre gasly fluff #pierre gasly drabble #formula 1 masterlist #formula 1 blurb #formula 1 fanfiction #formula 1 fanfic #f1 drabble #f1 imagine #f1 fic #f1 fanfic

[hiro-doodlez]

LIST OF ENGLISH ACRONYMS AND ABBREVIATIONS (the random letters that people use sometimes)!! FEEL FREE TO USE AS A REF (reference) SHEET!! In alphabetical too!!

Tone indicators at the bottom!

GENERAL:

AFK- away from keyboard

AKA- also known as

ASAP- as soon as possible

ASL- American Sign Language

B4- before

BC- because

BF- boyfriend

BFF- best friends forever

BTW- By the way

BTS- Behind the scenes/back to school / that one band

BRB- be right back

CW: content warning

Cya- see ya

DM- direct message

DW- dont worry

EZPZ- easy peasy

FB- Facebook

FW: flash warning

FAQ- frequently asked questions

FYI- for your information

GF- girl friend

GG- good game

GJ- Good job

GL- good luck

Gnite- good night

GTFO- get the fuck out

GTG- got to go

Gud- good

H8- hate

HBD- happy birthday

Hella- really

HMU- Hit me up

HW- Homework

IDK- I don't know

IDC- I don't care

IG- I guess / instagram

IK- I know

IKR- I know right

K- okay

Lmao- laughing my ass off

Kewl- cool

Kk- okay

Lol- laugh out loud

ILY- I love you

ILYSM- I love you so much

IMO- in my opinion

IRL- in real life

IYKYK- if you know you know

JFC- Jesus fucking chrkst

Jk- just kidding

L8R- later

LMAO- laughing my ass off

LMK-let me know

LOL- laughing out loud

Mkay- mm okay

NE- Any

NE1- anyone

NGL- not gonna lie

NM- Nothing much

NP: no problem

NSFW- not safe for work

NVM- nevermind

NW- no worries

Obv- obviously

OFC- of course

OMW- on my way

OP- original post(er)

OTP- one true pairing

Ova- over

Pic- picture

Pls-please

Plz-please

POV: point of view

Ppl- people

Prolly- probably

QOTD- quote of the day

R- are

RB- reblog

Ref- reference

Rly- really

RN- right now

RP- role play

RPG-role playing game

RT- retweet

Sec- second

SH- self harm

SMH- shaking my head

SMP- survival multiplayer server (Minecraft) / social media platform (?)

S.O- significant other

Sui- suicide

Sus- suspicious

STFU- shut the fuck up

T- testosterone

TBA- to be announced

TBF- to be fair

TBH- to be honest

TF- the fuck

Thnks- thanks

Thx- thanks

TLDR- too long didn't read (usually a summary)

TMRW- tomorrow

TOS- terms of service

TTYL-talk to you later

TW: trigger warning

Vid- video

WTF- what the fuck

WYD- what are you doing?

YOLO- You only live once

YT- YouTube

YW- you're welcome

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If the one youre looking for isnt here, either i forgot or its a fandom! Id suggest looking it up if youre confused!

Extra note: if you see 8 in one of the acronyms, then it usually is used as an “ate” sound. So h8= ate, gr8= great ect.

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TONE INDICATORS:

/aff- affectionate

/c- copypasta

/cb- clickbait (?)

/f- fake

/gen- genuine

/genq- genuine question

/half joking

/ij- inside joke

/j- joking

/lyr- lyrics

/lh- light hearted

/lu- little upset

/neg- negative

/nf- not forced

/nm- not mad

/npa- not passive aggresive

/nsrs- not serious

/p- platonic

/pa- passive aggresive

/pos- positive

/q- quote

/r- romantic

/ref

/s- sarcastic

/srs- serious

/t- teasing

/th- threat

I HOPE THIS HELPS!! and if i forgot to add one feel free to send an ask ^^

#hiro.txt #abbreviations #english help #tone indicators

[not-magdi]

First Kiss

Warnings: None / sorry for any mistakes I'm too lazy to proofread it currently

Words: 1.3k

Reading Time: 5min 20 sec

A/N

I've had this in my drafts fo sooo long now it's unbelievable. But I'm done now so yeyyy!! Hope you enjoy it

Love you guys, Magdi

To celebrate Barça's win and Pablo's reappearance at the stadium today, Pedri invited the whole team to a get-together at his house after the game. And like every time Pablo got invited somewhere, he asked you to come with him as his plus one.  

You were always Pablo's plus one at any event, it didn't matter if it was a fancy gala or a simple team dinner, you were always by his side, and you never really gave it much thought. 

"Y/N, hurry up!" Pablo screamed from downstairs. You had to drive to Pedri's house as Pablo still wasn't allowed to, which meant he had been waiting for the last 30 minutes for you to get ready. 

"Jesus Christ! I'm comming, ok!" Adding the last bit of shimmer to your eyes, you make your way downstairs, completely missing the way Pablo's eyes nearly pop out as he sees you. 

You see. Pablo has been trying to muster up the courage to ask you out for about a year now, but every time he comes close to telling you, he chickens out. Because the last thing he wants is for a lifelong friendship to end just because of an immature crush. 

So, for the last year, all of your friends had to painfully watch how you two would pin after each other. Then, contrary to Pablo's belief, you weren't any better than him. The slight difference between you is that your crush has been going on since you were twelve. 

You managed to hide your feelings pretty well, or so you thought. The truth was everybody knew you liked Pablo except himself. Which was pretty confusing for everybody as you were "Looking at him with heart eyes," in Aurora's words. 

Anyways, back to now. After some slight arguing over what music you should play, you finally drove off. The car ride was silent, not an uncomfortable kind of silence, more a comforting kind. You were both recharging your social batteries again before meeting his teammates. 

Something you and Pablo have in common is not being the most talkative on the planet, you two prefer to be affectionate rather than talk someone's ear off.  

*Timeskip cause I'm lazyy* 

After arriving, Fermín dragged Pablo away, wanting to talk about "football stuff". You didn't mind it, knowing Pablo missed his teammates terribly, so you let him be, getting yourself something to drink and sitting down next to Pedri, who greeted you with a big smile.

"Y/n! It's so good to see you! How are you doing?" 

You fell into a relaxed conversation with Pedri about his season, how his brother is doing and many other things. You were finishing your fourth drink when Pedri bid his goodbye to find Ferran, you gave him a lazy smile and said bye. 

You start to feel the alcohol in your system and decide to look for Pablo. You haven't seen him since you arrived, and that was 3 hours ago. With a slight sway in your walk, you make your way around the house, trying to find him. 

You nearly gave up, wanting to call him instead, you saw him outside, sitting on a lounge chair with Fermín deep in conversation. Carefully opening the door, you step out, sneaking up behind Pablo to scare him.  

"Hey guys!" 

"Ahh ... Dios Y/N!" 

Pablo nearly falls out of his seat, screaming like a little girl. Fermín still sits in his chair, holding one hand to his chest, looking at you with a shocked face. You, on the other hand, nearly fall over laughing, holding onto the wall beside you. 

"Oh my god! Y-you guys should have seen your faces, hahah!" 

Sitting up again, Pablo looks at you with furrowed eyebrows, grumbling something under his breath. "Sometimes I wonder why I'm friends with you." 

Fermín starts to laugh when he sees your shocked expression. "Excuse me! I'm awesome!"  

Pablo raises his eyebrows at you and says nothing, his expression already tells you enough. 

You cuddle yourself next to Pablo on the lounge chair and throw your legs on Pablo's lap. Almost naturally, his hands find your legs and start to stroke them. 

You two completely miss how Fermín watches the whole scene with a knowing smile, too engrossed in each other to notice anything. 

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It was currently half past twelve at night, and at some point, the topic of the conversation changed to first kisses. 

You now know that Fermín had his first kiss under the bleachers of their old training grounds as children. You laughed at him for the next ten minutes, asking if it could be even more cliché. 

"Okok, stop laughing. Was your first kiss any better?" You heard Fermín ask between your giggles. 

"How should I now. I never had one." You just blurted out casually. 

"What!!" Both men screamed in unison.

You were startled by their sudden exclamation nearly falling back with your chair. 

"Dios mio, what's wrong with you two?!" 

Fermín was the first one to find his voice again, "So you're telling me that you never kissed anybody in your entire life? Like ever?" 

Taking a sip of your beer, you answer, "Jep, never." 

Both men now look at you like they've seen a ghost, mouth hanging wide open, eyes staring into your soul. 

"Guys it's no big deal really, calm down." You couldn't contain your laughter any longer as you kept looking into their faces, they looked absolutely ridiculous. 

After a few minutes they calmed down again and the conversation flowed easily, well you and Fermín talked, Pablo kept quiet the whole time looking like he was lost in his own world. 

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After some time, Fermín left, mumbling something about being way too cold. You didn't pay him much attention your focus shifted to Pablo a long time ago. 

After Fermín left, there was silence between you and Pablo, not an uncomfortable one, more a comforting and calm one. 

"Is it true that you've never been kissed?" Pablo breaks the silence. 

"Yes, you idiot, why would I lie about something like this?" You laugh at his question.

"I don't know, the tequila scrambeled my brain." 

Giggling, you throw your legs over his and make yourself more comfortable. 

"You know, I've always imaged you would be my first kiss." 

You were talking so quietly Pablo thought he heard you wrong, but he realised quickly what you said and looked at you with a gaze you couldn't read. 

"Why did you never tell me?" 

"Well, what did you want me to say? Hi Pablo, nobody ever kissed me. And I know we have known each other since we were 5 but would you want to? Yeah right." 

"I would have ..." 

Looking up from your lap, you see his brown teddy bear eyes looking at you. 

"Wha-" 

"I would have kissed you." 

His tone and his expression told you he meant what he said. You didn't know if it was the alcohol or something else, but a wave of confidence hit you, which led you to ask him, "Would you also kiss me now?" 

Pablo said nothing but started to lean in, grabbing your chin with his hand and making you look into his eyes. 

"I would love to." He whispered before leaning in, softly connecting his lips with yours.

The feeling of Pablo's soft lips against yours was addicting. You never wanted it to stop, ever again.

Sadly, the lack of air in your lungs made you two pull away from each other, taking a deep breath while gazing into each other's eyes. 

"And, was that ok for your first kiss?" 

"Ok, it was magical!" You exclaimed, linking your hands behind his neck. 

"That's good because I was not planning to stop at one kiss. Is that ok with you?" 

A blush made its way onto your cheeks as you heard him say that, nodding you hide your burning cheeks in the crook of his neck. 

"Yeah, I'd really like that." 

"Good, then come here." 

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#pablo gavi x reader #gavi x reader #pablo gavi oneshot #pablo gavi x you #pablo gavi icons #pablo gavi #pablo gavi x y/n #gavi x you #fc barcelona #spain #barca

[imblocking-you]

AHHH SEC. CHA RUNNING IN A SUIT, ANG HOT MO PO

#justice served only by the rich #also now she's gonna realise how he tortured her for the past week or so bc he found out lmao #also ang hot talaga ni sec. cha nagresearch pa siya ab the case a d compiled documents like nothing true mvp i say #and it's kinda sad that the underlying theme here is that women dont get justice unless some rich guy does it for them #ang impulsive ng ceo niyo #hindi iniisip ang collateral damage eme decide lang ng decide #which ig is realistic of him #mga ceo talaga red flag ano pa ba inexpect ko huhu #he's too confident and doesn't give a shit ab other people's feelings #so detached #i feel bad sa jowa ni minwooo #parehas ng male leads walang kwenta #yung isa sumobra sa confidence yung isa naman nagkulang 💀 #yeongseo feels watched :((( #her tumbler looks a baby bottle stealll #i bet she'd get dehydrated :// #if i acted in this drama id definitely get the part of ys's cousin #also i wouldnt mind seeing two diff perspectives or way of styling on an outfit #but if i were the own wearing it i'd def be insecure lmao #wait is ys purposely doing it?? #him and his excuses #also just tell it to her loud and clear you're the one looking like a liar #and the air of boss and employee is fr really obvious #asshole of a guy who is stuck up as hell x only girl who could put him in his place #i love to see their dynamic now actually #i can see how complicated this could get irl but do i care? no #and yes this is brought on by the smacking scene #HIM CRAWLING AWAY LMAO #HIS EARS ARE RED CUTEE #STOP WAIT NO