#PETE AND THE PUPPY

[just-some-normal-jessica]

there's a specific subset of fans who headcanon pete to have curtwen grandparents and while i see the vision it's a little funny like yeah my grandpa invented the computer my other grandpa is a world-famous spy who tried to stop him from doing that and almost killed him they've been married ever since. my dad sells women's shoes

#starkid #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #pete spankoffski #spies are forever #curt mega #owen carvour #curtwen #would the in-universe problematic puppy twitter discourse send owen into a stroke

[silvernyxa]

🤨?

#nyxa.art #fall out boy #pete wentz #andy hurley #fob #puppy Pete #sure I’ll tag it as puppy

[artfreaksmeout]

VegasPete au where Pete is assigned to the Minor family instead of the Main family and becomes Vegas personal Bodyguard.

#vegaspete #pete phongsakorn #vegas theerapanyakul #Pete is still a loyal dog but he’s a loyal puppy to Vegas #there was definitely a lot of angst and bonding over shitty dads #Khun Vegas in the streets but just Vegas in the sheets #kinnporsche the series #kp fanart

[vegaseatsass]

Most important epiphany I had while I was away: Pete is a therapy dog

#youve heard of pete the puppy youve heard of vegas falling in love with his therapist in the first five minutes #now get ready for #kpts #vegaspete #pete saengtham #dear diary

[d3cayd4nce]

travie mccoy and his puppies

#was this too far. sorry #it’s funny #decaydance #dcd2 #pete wentz #gch #gym class heroes #cobra starship #gabe saporta #hemingway #puppy !! #travie mccoy #travis mccoy

[wentzmp3]

Oh this is bad… oupy…

#you are not immune to fob with puppy…. #pete wentz #patrick stump #joe trohman #andy hurley #fob #fall out boy

[darkfire359]

You know who I love? Edward Teach.

He's capable of such great selflessness and bravery: saving Stede's crew from the Spanish, taking the blame from Stede for Nigel's death, stepping in front of the firing squad, and taking the Act of Grace.

Yet he's also capable of such terrible cruelty: ordering a man flayed alive for a single insult, making a crewman kill his own dog, drowning someone who'd just tried to help him, burning a ship full of people alive, and of course the toe thing.

He's innocent and naive: curling into a ball and crying repeatedly from having done something bad, not understanding passive aggression and getting easily hurt by the French partygoers, and getting easily manipulated by Jack.

He's a charismatic manipulator: wowing and making friends with Stede's crew while keeping his hands on his weapons the whole time, flipping on the “insane eye-gouger” persona like a lightswitch to effortlessly intimidate the French captain, and even inventing the very concept of fuckeries (using fear to rule people).

He wears his emotions on his sleeve and is terrified of abandonment, getting easily heartbroken by Stede (and arguably reacting in e10 in large part due to fear of Izzy leaving him as well). He's stoic enough that he barely reacts at the mention of good crewmen dying for him.

He's a masochist who flirts by pointing a gun at his crush and asking them to stab him, and who asks his ex to whip him in the balls. He's a sadist who loves maiming people and who fed people their own body parts for a laugh. He's a goth who got his entire crew to wear black leather. He's a lover of pretty, bright colors who rocks a pink gown and made his first mate put purple bows in his beard.

He concocts brilliant plans but forgets the day's date. He's a master of the sea who thinks nature is annoying and stupid. He's a proud cannibal who loves sugar and sweet desserts. Sometimes he de-stresses by building a blanket fort, and sometimes he gets a pistol and tries to shoot up an entire party. He's a cute princess who can just as easily be a terrifying villain.

Ed is the most EVERYTHING of anyone on the show. It's no wonder so many people are in love with him.

#edward teach #blackbeard #our flag means death #ofmd #Izzy Hands #Stede Bonnet #to be clear I love Ed in an entirely ace way #but I can see what Stede and Izzy and Black Pete are going for #anyway this post is inspired by the Izzy antis and their terrible takes on Ed #sometimes I'll see them characterize Ed+Izzy situations so poorly that I almost get upset with Ed himself #but no #it's good to remind myself that Ed is still the best even if I disagree with some of his other fans #Ed is complex and flawed and probably not good-aligned but he deserves hugs and love anyway #he is dangerous and unhinged and combining that with his big puppy eyes only makes him more adorable #why would you want to take that away from him?

[pollyna]

Ice projects the room because, sometimes, he likes to watch up to the sky without having to actually going out. The floor is coverd by a tick soft carpent that calls for naps. More than once he dosed off and woke up the morning after with Maverick cuddling him and a blanket shilding both of them from the bad weather and the light coming from the glass roof.

After the mission it becomes the kids favourite place to hang out during the nights where they're all to tired. It's routine, this days: they all twelve come around for lunch or dinner, sometimes taking food with them and sometimes not, eat, clean the table and fhen disappear in the den. After a couple of hours, if they come over for dinner, they're already sleeping, cuddling in weird positions that makes Mav's back hurt, but always liked one to another by an arm, a leg o a foot on the stomach. After the first couple of times the older men started leaving blankets and pillows because they both know how cold it can get up there.

(Mav has photographic evidence of them cuddling all twelve together. And he has a backup of the photo and so does Ice and so does their entire '86 class because look! A puppy pile! wasn't something to lost.)

#tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #the dagger squad #puppy pile!!!!! #or better #a cuddle puddle #ice wanted a den and now the kids just use it instead of beds #and maverick had photographic evidences #dadmiral thomas kazansky #mavdad #icemav #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #javy coyote machado #callie halo shen #neil omaha vikander #natasha phoenix trace #robert bob floyd #mickey fanboy garcia #reuben payback fitch #billy fritz avalone #brigham harvard lennox #logan yale lee #top gun: maverick #otp: things get old our love is gold

[magicaldreamfox1]

#oh it's bad for me rn

+ bonus: his cute little hops 🤧🤧🤧

#i wanna [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] #anyways #hey pete. wear this around vegas. for science. like fully collarbone out with the sparkly puppy eyes and the cute smile #i wanna see what happens #>:3 #LISTEN IT IS SO BAD FOR ME J CAN CONFIRM THIS #seeing his collarbone i feel like a victorian man seeing an ankle #vegaspete #pete #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #bl shows #my gifs #leftontheladder #tuserfaiza #idk why the colouring is so inconsistent i'm :(

[nerdyprudesmuststim]

ted & pete stimboard !

⛧ with dog stims !

☾ rq'd by 🦌 anon !

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#pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #ted spankoffski #goat bros #starkid #team starkid #stimboard #stim #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn't like musicals #dog #puppy #🦌

[silvernyxa]

#I posted this art already but I wanted to post it with this tweet #puppy pete

[fobnsfwdoodlesbackup]

A friend of mine said this had casting couch vibes/interview portion before porn so you know I had to draw something for that

#Joe is being a good boy and watching but not allowed to touch #cucking him during the reunion sex #they're all twinks but Patrick is the most #srar #Patrick #he looks so eager i can't wait for him to get creamed all over his face #his pretty puppy eyes while they fuck his mouth #feeling normal abt it #joe #pete #andy #andtrick #peterick #polyfob #request #art

[fandomdynamics]

Hear me out: VegasPete BOTH have a praise kink, just in different ways.

Pete’s praise kink comes in the form of being enough. How wonderful he is, how amazing he is, how valued he is. How he doesn’t have to be anything but him when he’s with Vegas and to know he’s wanted. He’s pretty, he’s not just a background. He’s Vegas’ puppy.

For once, he’s seen, he’s valued and he’s being told he’s good for something other than what he does for others.

Vegas’ comes in the form of being worthy. He’s worthy of being loved. He’s a good provider. He didn’t screw up, he hasn’t lost Pete. Pete tells him thank you for being who you are. He’s being perceived not as a monster but as someone with feelings and he’s being told he’s good for what he does. He’s made Pete proud to be his partner. Made Macau proud to be his brother.

These two are both psychos. They could end the entire Major family if they ever decided to. But they love each other so much, it’s romantically heartbreaking the trauma they’ve healed within each other.

#Pete likes being told he’s a good puppy #Vegas just likes knowing he’s not evil #VegasPete #ao3 has corrupted my brain #kinnporche the series

[missunderstood-with-ideas]

Iceman: *texting mav* please do not buzz the north tower multiple time where Admiral Cain will be at 1500 with a freshly brewed hot coffee. He definitely made me happy today.

Maverick: 👀👀🏃🏻‍♂️ say no more

#incorrect top gun #top gun incorrect quotes #iceman is mavericks enabler #everyone in the brass knows it but can’t prove it #maverick loves when people piss ice off cuz that’s when he gets the be a nuisance with no consequences #he’s like a puppy #pete maverick mitchel #tom iceman kazansky

[heythereimashley]

Look at him 🥹🥹🥹

#alfred molina #pete's meteor #hugh weldon #he's a puppy

[starrynyxa]

i wish we would talk more about pete specifically saying he wants to be a wolf puppy. like girl you are never beating the allegations

The way the phrase “wolf puppy” is seemingly etched into the folds of Pete’s brain……I just know that that’s what he likes to call himself in his head and all he wants sooo bad is for someone to acknowledge him being a wolf puppy but it’s okay I see you baby 🙏

#Pete making the snarl face in photo shoots: teehee….they don’t know I’m a wolf puppy right now ! #he is a teeny tiny little baby wolf with teeny paws and teeny ears #AND SO WHAT IF IM BABYING A GROWN MAN WITH DICK AND BALLS #he’s doing it to himself. really.