#PHIL TOLD FUNDY WILBUR GOT REVIVED

[kitsu-katsu]

My complicated thoughts on c!Wilbur's ending (I tried to make this short)

For me, there are things about Wilbur's ending I still don't vibe with because they'd need to be more expanded on to be effective

The whole last arc still feels like a big flop because in the end Wilbur just kinda got stomped all over until in the end he followed Phil's worst advice for the worst moment and went away with that idea of "If they don't forgive me I have to go", and Phil's erroneous message was just kinda never really defied by the narrative

I still wish he would've had a moment to yell at someone and be rightfully mad because holy shit he should've, a scene to parallel Ghostbur's rightful anger at phil during Doomsday that felt to be so easily set up with Wilbur being reminded a few times that Phil, Techno and Dream did doomsday and the crater wasn't from the 16th, and with him having to confront and be pretty disappointed in it just being "his grave" when he had no grave, lighting up at the idea that L'manburg was worth enough to rebuild after he was gone in his conversation with Tubbo on the 3rd of August 2021 stream

The book for Eret and half of what was said in it regarding Eret is still shit in the context of my own Judas being a thing, with Eret only chastising Wilbur for "not apologizing well enough" when Wilbur never did anything to Eret aside from rightfully not trusting them once Eret murdered everyone for their own selfish gain and continued to do shit to the L'manburgians after (which is all in lost VODs and this isn't Eret crit centric, so I won't go too far into this, but the towers to make them feel watched, something like covering the sun on their territory to make mobs spawn, etc). Eret never apologized for real, Eret admitted to wanting Wilbur to be a sort of puppet leader in a new country to essentially make Eret a dictator, as she later said that democracy wasn't good, the only reason why she told Wilbur not to jump off the bridge was because "think of all the resources I wasted trying to revive you", she made the empty gesture of throwing away the crown for like the third time while losing no real power or status, etc

And I don't like that in defending the ending so much in the most literal sense some people have just disregarded what in my opinion makes the ending more interesting, which is that the Utah desert can be seen as a metaphor for the afterlife, but an afterlife in which Wilbur went to his imagined desert instead of the limbo he thought he deserved to suffer in, because that possible interpretation was clearly done intentionally with the Eret book, the Ozimandias callback, the "I never did forgive myself", and we know that Wilbur wants us to analyze the ending as he himself said it

So I understand those who didn't like it, had some problems with it or were dissatisfied, because I myself could never be satisfied by it, because to have that I would need everyone else who isn't Wilbur to own up to their own shit and make it explicit that Wilbur isn't and wasn't at fault for everything

Have Eret actually say a real sorry for killing him and all L'manburgians and it to have weight for real, have Niki own up to the fact that she was never abandoned, but she did betray the L'manburgians multiple times, have Fundy and Wilbur have a talk about the Pogtopia buttons and Fundy disowning Wilbur as a father, have Phil own up to and suffer consequences for Doomsday, let Wilbur actually confront the reality of Doomsday with Phil there, have them talk about the 16th, have Wilbur come closer to an understanding with Ghostbur from that going further than just sending Friend to him, get some deeper understanding of Ghostbur as a part of himself, have Wilbur see that self-love isn't letting yourself be beaten down and stepped over for the comfort of those who wronged you, have him see and others confront that he isn't just a scapegoat and he isn't the source of all evil, have that mythical reddit post that put this all so clearly guide the steps to this

But I get that it all would hinge on all these characters with pretty bad writing in general getting their shit together and actually being written well for longer than just one stream, things should've started changing with them all from hitting on 16 onwards and that just wouldn't happen, so in the context of what cc!Wilbur could do by himself, it's pretty good, and the open ended-ness and little more metaphorical pieces such as the nice afterlife in the desert, the bandage being gone without us ever getting a proper explanation of it, Ghostbur getting Friend sent to him by Wilbur even if Wilbur will forever separate himself from the idea of Ghostbur makes it all feel like at least c!Wilbur himself is... Ok. He isn't doing incredibly good, he still doesn't forgive himself, but hell, he's ok, be it at peace in a literal place or the afterlife, in the end he went off with a smile, he made his decision and got at least Tommy to talk with him one last time on ok-ish terms, in the end at least he knows that Tommy cares, even if it would've been much better to have more

More people involved, more explained and shown, more time, but alas this is it

#c!wilbur #dsmp #dream smp #wilbur soot #wilbur #meta #analysis #critical #eret critical #c!eret critical #niki critical #c!niki critical #phil critical #c!phil critical #doomsday critical #ghostbur #friend dsmp #dsmp friend #tommy #c!tommy #tommyinnit #wilbur's ending #dsmp lore #wilbur's finale #kitsu rambles

[rainydaystudios]

DSMP HEADCANONS BC IM MAKING A ONESHOT BOOK RLLY SOON!

Every version of Wilbur all loved making friendship/charm bracelets but Alive and Revivebur kept it a secret. Ghostbur openly revealed to everyone else that Alivebur did it and he does it too and everyone got shocked. They all know that Rev probably makes them too but it’s one collective secret they have.

In Ranboo’s memory book, if you read it you can see how the hand writing gets progressively worse.

Tubbo speaks fluent sign because of the festival he got blow up with fireworks and is now 2/3 of DEAF.

Techno loves painting. Like, a lot. A lot a lot.

Techno can speak Latin, Spanish AND Dutch. He doesn’t talk about or speak those languages because he doesn’t wanna look like a nerd. Except when he’s with Phil though.

Glatt probably cam back through Ghostbur at one point just to say LGBTQ rights because people called him transphobic when he was president.

Schlatt would eat paper when he was president, this was a problem because he kept eating important documents.

Bad, Skeppy, Puffy, Karl, Tubbo and Sam all have a betting pool on literally anything and everything on the DSMP, even if they aren’t getting along in that moment they all show up every Friday for bet night. Sometimes others join too.

Revivebur has secret tattoos. (Specifically butterfly on his neck, the words ‘this was a dare’ on his forearm, the autistic symbol on his ankle and the LManburg flag somewhere on his back.)

Tubbo used to love fireworks, but now he can’t watch them because of the festival.

In prison, Dream had an imaginary friend before Techno came because he go lonely.

Adding onto the Revivebur tattoo thing, both Rev and Alive know/knew how to give stick N poke tattoos and once Rev was, well, revived he got his hands on a tattoo gun.

When Alive died Tommy developed a drug addiction (I’m actually pretty sure this is canon too.)

George made a flower crown for XD and he loved it so much he never took it off.

Sam probably smells like gunpowder.

Schlatt was really fascinated by space, but never told anyone.

This is just a bit of a personal one, Schlatt wasn’t abusive to Quackity. More short tempered than anything.

Every version of Wilbur owns a lot of candles.

On top of the last one, Schlatt isn’t a pyromaniac to say, but really likes fire. One time Schlatt, Tubbo, Fundy and Quackity had a bonfire and Schlatt zoned out so hard just staring at the fire.

Techno loved Michael.

I’m just going to list it out bc I thought this bit deserved its own section:

[DSMP STIM HEADCANONS

Alivebur would pick at things like his own skin, his hair or basically anything he touched.

Techno plays with his hair a lot and he repeats little noises over and over, specifically behp.

Phil would shake a lot, not nervously but just because.

Tommy would get really bouncy, like bumping his legs up and down and jumping in place.

Dream would crack his neck a lot and pop his jaw.

George would constantly adjust his glasses and bite the sides of his fingers.

Sapnap would flick a lighter, even if he didn’t have one he’d just pretend like he did.

Bad would do the flappy hands at things he got excited at.

Quackity would pull it his hoodie strings or sleeves.

Schlatt would mess around with his non canonical rings that we all collectively agree he wears and would make goat noises, but only when he would be alone or with the cabinet. He would also always whistle.

Niki would hit her wrists together or just tap her hands on whatever she’s around. ]

DSMP STIM HEADCANONS OVER

[NOW ONLY SCHLATT HEADCANONS FOR A BIT BC I CAN

Schlatt could only wear zip up hoodies or button ups because anything else would get caught on his horns.

Schlatt would show up drunk to speeches and most times you could tell

He always smells like alcohol or cigarette smoke

He can dance really good. I will fight who ever disagrees with this one it’s my favorite.

Since he’s a ram, he can do anything rams do. Like eat paper from a previous one, but also look down and still see whats going on infront of him.

ok Schlatt section is done]

Karl loves flowers. Don’t ask why, it just fits.

Techno pierces ears really good. Because of this fact, he has a bunch of piercing, mostly on his ears but in other places too.

When Alive died and became Ghostbur, Tommy started selling drugs to honor his dead brother.

(My Wattpad is Rainy Day Studios so in case you wanna stick around for the upcoming oneshot book go follow)

#dreamsmp #dsmp #wattpad #Techno #wilbur #revivebur #tommyinnit #tubbo #ranboo #schlatt #philza #mcyt

[totallynotbat]

Emerald Cheer

Summary: After an argument with Wilbur. Technoblade finds Phil in distress. 

Warning: Swearing, possible stress attack, arguing and angst. 

Relationship is Platonic only! Don’t tag as ship fic!

A Note: Takes place after Wilbur gets revived and after Fundy and Phil have their conversation about the letters. 

“Thanks for talking Fundy.” Philza weakly smiled at the Fox. 

“No problem Phil. It’s a lot to take in, but you know what you need to do, and so do I.” Fundy smiled, walking away from the avian hybrid.

The two said there goodbyes as Phil walked over to destroyed L’manburg. When an voice broke the silence. 

“Phil?” 

Phil, silently sighed and turned his head, looking over at his revived son. Wilbur.

“Will…” Phil’s tone was happy, but monotone. Almost stern.

“So erm, what was the conversation with Fundy about?” Wilbur asked, worried about Phil’s tone.

“…Come, follow me mate, I’ll tell you once we get there.” 

The two walked for awhile, eventually they made it to the winter cabin. Philza sitting on the couch with Wilbur across from him. 

“Wilbur, I’m gonna be serious with this now.” Phil sternly said. 

Wilbur didn’t like that tone, but he understands. “Go on.” 

“Did you lie to me?” 

Wilbur blinked. “What?” 

Phil spoke slower, never breaking his glare. “Did you lie to me, in the letters.” 

Wilbur sputted. “Phil, why would I do that, your my dad.” 

“Cause Fundy told me about everything that happened. After we found a ruined L’manburg flag.” Phil crossed his arms, obviously upset. 

“Phil, what I said in those letters were true.” Wilbur said. “You know I wasn’t in the right mind set.” 

Phil got up instantly. His head low and fist clenched. 

“Right mind set, yeah so not telling me about Schlatt, Tubbo being executed.” 

Wilbur stood up as well putting a hand on the avian hybrids shoulder. “Phil-“ 

“Don’t fucking touch me.” Phil swatted Wilbur’s hand off. “You should have told me sooner Wilbur!” He shouted. “You knew I was there!” 

“Yeah leaving us, you were barely there, not even to check in!” Wilbur shouted back. “Don’t you think you’re blowing things out of proportion!!!” 

“Blowing things out of proportion?” Phil angrily sputtered. “If anything you’re using people against you!” 

“Your one to talk Mr Doomsday and go live with Techno for months on end!!!” 

“You blew up L’manburg as well, don’t be using Techno against me!!!” 

“He’s our enemy!” Wilbur pushed Phil a bit back, noticing how Phil’s hat and hair was shadowed over his face.

“HES MY FRIEND!” 

Phil’s wings opened up, one being damaged, other one being fine. Tears at the tips of his eyes, angrily growling at Wilbur, his hair over his one eye.

Silence, that’s all there was between them. Until Wilbur spoke up, heading towards the door.

“You damn well know what happened back there. All the letters were true for me at least. Unfortunately I can’t say the same for you.” 

With that Wilbur stormed out, slamming the door shut, a large bang echoed through out the cabin.

Phil sat back on the couch. Not saying anything, just blankly stared at the floor, taking in everything. 

“Wilbur is right…I was never there…for any of them…” Phil thought. “I even hurt others, what was the point anyway…”

Phil sat taking in everything ever since he joined, he’s been through hell. Was Wilbur right? He did hurt other people but it was just to send a message-

“I’m sorry…” 

Phil collapsed right on his stomach, his arms tucked in front of his face, his bucket hat dropped onto the floor. If you listen you could hear muffled sobs. Pleas of “I’m sorry” ringing through the air. Phil’s kimono drooped over him, him curled up onto the couch, tears strolling down. He couldn’t fix anything, the damage was done. 

Only one thought rang through:

I was never there, I caused enough damage already.

~

Techno walked into the cabin. Immediately his ears perked up upon the sounds of…crying?

He walked into the living room. Only to see Phil curled up on the couch, the sobbing getting louder, muffled even.

“Phil!” Techno called out. Running over to the avian as fast as possible. 

“Phil?” Techno nudged the avian, who looked up at him. 

“T-Tech?…” Phil wearily said. His voice was a bit hoarse and sore, his blonde hair being messed up, his wings wrapped around him protectively. As dry tears strolling down his face.

“Phil, what happened?” Techno asked, the avian sitting up on the couch. Techno squeezing Phil’s wrist. “Are you okay?”

Phil prooced to explain everything, from Wilbur’s revival, the conversation with Fundy and the argument with Wilbur. To say Techno was stunned and angry was an understatement. But revenge doesn’t matter, what matters was comforting Phil. 

“It’s alright Phil, you two can sort it out later.” Techno sighed and pulled the avian hybrid into a hug.  Phil laying his head on Technos chest. He accepted the hug, but was still hurt from earlier. 

Techno and Phil chatted for a bit about their recent travels. Before eventually Techno had an idea that could work. He silently smirked and skittered a hand through Phil’s neck.

Phil arched his shoulders up, lightly giggling. “Tehehehehech!” He chuckled, squirming a bit.

“Yeah Phil?” Techno teased, scribbling across a sweet spot on his neck, then going up and down around it.

Phil’s laughter went up an octave, his wings flapping wildly. “Ehehehehehe It Ticheheheles!”

“Oh I’m aware.” Techno smirked, tusks showing as he grabbed Phil’s wrists pinned it down and scribbled across Phil’s underarm quickly. Phil squeaking and giggles bursting out. 

“GHEHEHE NOHOHOHO!” He shook his head wildly.  

Techno stopped, giving Phil some time to breathe. Phil getting up to place his kimono over on the hanger. Techno took this as a chance and quickly and silently walked towards Phil. 

Phil didn’t even have a chance to take it off before a tingling sensation on his hips made him yelp. Techno squeezing Phil’s hips quickly. 

“EHEHEHE! TEHEHEHECH! NOHOT THEREHEHE!” Phil squeaked, leaning back towards the floor from the surprise attack. Techno luckily catching him, holding him down. 

“I gotcha buddy, don’t worry.” Techno smiled at Phil’s giggles and struggles to escape. 

“ITITIT THIHIHICHLES!!!” Phil squealed, becoming more with the floor.

“Blood for the Blood God, Phil!” Techno smirked, wiggling his fingers into his ribs before squeezing his hips again.

“GAHAHAHA NOHOHOHO!!! STOPOPOP ITIT!!!” Phil cackled, attempting to stand up straight didn’t work to well. He was forced to lie there and take it. 

Techno stopped eventually, allowing Phil to breathe for a bit. Before long, Phil was sitting up back towards Techno. 

Techno placed an arm around Phil’s stomach, pulling him back towards him, Phil’s head on his chest, taking his other hand and scratching the base of Phil’s wings. 

Phil squeaked but placed his hands over his mouth. Attempting to hold back his bubbly laughter. 

“Attempting not to laugh? Come on Phil, it’s just us.” Techno teased. Scratching Phil’s stomach where his hand was. 

“Ehehehe!” Phil chuckled into his hands.

Techno smiled at that. Poking around Phil’s stomach before taking a feather from Phil’s wings, that had fallen off from earlier and stroking it across the sensitive skin. 

“GAHAHAHA NOHOT THEHE FEHEHEHETHERS!” Phil squealed, hiccups peppering in between. 

Techno stopped with the feathers, quickly running his hands behind Phil’s ears. Noticing how black feathers were behind it, Phil feeling a part of his neck, which was covered. His hands black covered in black feathers and in the form of claws.

“Augh, sorry mate, avian form is showing…again.” Phil sighed, puffing up his wings a bit.

“Phil, your fine, it’s apart of you, we’re both hybrids, I’m used to instincts from you and me.” Techno said, carding a hand behind Phil’s ears, smiling at the tiny giggles he got. 

“Besides you laughing is adorable.” Techno teased, scribbling behind Phil’s ears with one hand and his neck with the other. 

“Shuhuhuhut!” Phil giggled, a blush showing on his face. Attempting to hide it behind his hands. “Ehehehehehe!”

“You can’t hide your face Phil!” Techno cooed, scratching Phil’s ribs, stroking between each bone carefully.

“GAHAHAHA NOHOHOHO!!!” Phil arched his back a bit, laughing himself silly.

Techno stopped a bit later. Sitting in front of Phil. 

“Mind if I try a few things? I’ll go soft on you after.” Techno asked, watching Phil closely, not wanting to force him. 

“Be my guest, just be careful…” Phil replied shyly.

“I’ll keep that in mind.” Techno smirked an evil grin. Wiggling his fingers a bit, which made a wobbly grin appear on Phil’s face. 

Techno held down Phil’s legs, scratching across his thighs quickly. Techno smiled upon Phil breaking into laughter instantly.

“Hehehehehe!” Phil giggled, kicking his leg out a bit. 

Techno smiled then prooced to squeeze his thighs rapidly.

“EHEHEHEHEHE TEHEHEHECHNO!!!” Phil squealed, kicking out his legs to try and slow the sensations.

“Yeah Philza?��� Techno teased, scribbling across Phil’s sides. 

“ITIT FUHUHUHCKING THIHIHICHLES!!!” 

“Oh I know.” 

Techno luckily stopped, giving Phil a bit time to breathe. Before going behind him, Phil knew what was coming. 

“Don’t you dare Tech, don’t you- EHEHEHEHEHE NOHOHOHO!!!” Phil squealed upon Techno scribbling across the base of Phil’s wings. Chirps and small tweets peppering in. 

“Your cawing like a bird. That’s adorable!” Techno cooed. Wiggling his fingers into the joints. 

“SHUHUHUT UHUHUHP WEHEHE AHAHRE BOHOHOTH HYBRIDS YOHOHOU JEHEHERK!!!” Phil squealed in between the chirping.

“Jerk? If I was a jerk! I would do this!” Techno blew a raspberry right into where his wings met his skin. Phil’s wings dropped like deadweight as his laughter came back full force, cackling breathlessly. 

“TEHEHECHNO! NOHOT THEREHEHE OHOHOH GOHOHOHOD!” Phil cackled, almost like a scream. He could not handle that spot to save his life. Tears beginning to form on his face, as Techno began scribbling at that spot, blowing a raspberry on his neck.

“TEHEHEHECHNO STOPOPOP ITITS TOHOHO MUHUHUCH-GAHAHAHA SHIHIHIT!!!” Phil squealed, snorts and hiccups peppering in.

Techno lightly trailed across Phil’s back, the avian hybrid arched his back in response, softly giggling, attempting to calm himself down. 

“You good there Phil?” Techno asked, as Phil layed his head on the piglin. 

“Yeheheah…” Phil giggled, he’d practically melted into the tickling. 

Techno looked over, it was practically dark out. “Mind if I keep going, I’ll go easy.” 

Phil thought for a few, slightly nodded, tapping Techno on the leg. Techno looked down at Phil’s small smile. 

“Thank you…I needed this…” Phil mumbled. 

Techno smiled and nodded. “Of course Phil.” 

Techno lightly teased Phil’s ears, scribbling behind them. Phil rested his head on Technos chest, attempting to muffle his chirps peppering in between the light giggles, his wings resting at his sides. 

Techno changed spots and trailed behind Phil’s sides, going lightly across his ribs. Phil lightly chuckling, a small pink blush on his face, chirps and giggles peppering in. 

“Tihihihihickly…” Phil sleepily mumbled.

Techno lightly traced his back, smiling at the giggles. Phil eventually fell asleep, resting his head on Techno. 

Techno smiled, picking up Phil and setting him down on the couch. Grabbing the nearest blanket, placing it on the avian. Eventually, Techno sat down, Phil curling up, laying his head on Technos chest. 

Technos pulled the blanket towards Phil more, smiling looking over at the “Friendship Emeralds”, aka the ones he named for Phil and him, was on the counter. 

Techno looked back at Phil, smiling before Techno lightly mumbled something to him before falling asleep.

“I promise, if you feel like that again Phil, I’ll keep you safe, Emerald Cheer if you will.” 

#mcyt fanfiction #dsmp tickle #lee!philza #ler!techno #tickle fic #emerald duo

[blockofhoney]

When you’ve got time PLEASEE tell me anything and everything you wanna share abt the spice rack babies I love them dearly..

okay i'm finally home n can answer this!!!!!

so i have my own timeline / self-indulgent fix-it canon that i'm still in the process of developing, n it's in that world that these 3 came to be!! their birthday is march 23rd (b/c that's the day i created them lol) n i'd say they were born about 2, maybe 3 years after fundy adopts yogurt? that feels about right. nutmeg's the oldest, then anise, then cinnamon.

nutmeg's the resident explorer of the bunch- if there's a way to get into something, She Will Find It. she's pretty much the living embodiment of "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back." she's very easily distracted n completely fascinated by Everything n spends most of her time staring at whatever's caught her attention. like a tbh creature!!! appearance-wise she leans more cat than fox n has tabby / striped fur.

now anise, anise is the absolute sleepiest little creature you're ever gonna meet. eepy 24/7. she is just constantly napping on every conceivable surface, n then some more surfaces that you would not define as comfortable. n i think any time she is awake is painful for everyone involved as she gets Cranky. how does so much anger fit into such a tiny body?? nobody knows. of the 3 of them, she's sorta in-between a cat n a fox, n has calico patterned fur.

n last but not least, cinnamon!! he's quite the energetic n loud little guy. he's very excitable n seems to have inherited fundy's inability to sleep. the good thing is once he Does manage to fall asleep, he's out like a light. just, completely dead to the world. also idk if you've ever seen that video of someone drawing a bug on a piece of paper n the cat swatting it as soon as the bug has all its legs but that is essentially him. he's also the most likely to eat a bug / generally put something in his mouth that he Really Shouldn't. his fur is all one color (brown i think?) n he leans more fox than cat.

now that that's all been established, let's get into the weird magic shit:

idk exactly What fundy is in my hc, b/c for me wilbur is this mimic-adjacent entity that hatched out of the ender dragon egg in phil's hardcore world n i haven't decided if sally is a salmon hybrid, a kitsune, or something else entirely. (it's worth noting that for the Longest time fundy thought he was just a fox hybrid b/c he just. wasn't told otherwise. wilbur talks w/ him about it sometime after he gets revived n when they're on speaking terms again n suddenly things start making a Lot More Sense to fundy.) either way, whatever his heritage ends up being, fundy's got some weird magic shit goin on, n his kids follow suit. b/c of wilbur, each of them has the ability to mimic certain things- nutmeg can mimic plants, anise can mimic animals, n cinnamon can mimic sounds. it took a while for these abilities to make themselves known, but once they did, raising these 3 got a Whole Lot More Difficult. (moreso than it already was, anyway.) i think cinnamon would've discovered his magic first, then nutmeg, then anise. n depending on what i decide sally is, at least one of them might have some more potential magic shenanigans.

okay i think that's about it

#paq.qna #softiestyx #the spice rack #<-- that's gonna be their tag i think. unless i think of somethin better #oh i did have a specific reason for why i chose the spices i did for their names. but idk if i want to curse the public w/ that knowledge #i'll just say i channeled my inner c!h n leave it at that

[chaolie]

Hi I read your Zombie and Gods Au (×3 times) a while ago (while I should be learning) and couldn't stop thinking about it.

You left story unsaid, so I have quite a lot questions

1. What is zombie like ? Can they save their human mindset ? Or mindlessly rambling around seeking brains ? Or they can parkour and hop around ?

2. Who is Overseer (?) Why they choose Jack even if they didn't seen him before ? And why they're complicated/tricky? Their morals is messed up and/or power they gave is tricky ?

3. Is SBI dynamic actual in fic ? And where is crazy british fish - haver ?

4. Also you (great author) told that u gonna bring Fundy back from afterlife. Is Dream somehow interfere or no ? Does he have revive book ?

Or or . . If I get it right Dream lives if he has his own will to live, so mini - theory time.

So maybe Dream after, Fundy becomes zombie, losses his own will to live and tries to end it all, XD sees it and gives him revive book (?).

I think it all the questions I have for now. Sorry for lots questions. You're really great at creating original and memorable Au's. Still remember "Unusual wonders of a hunted house", "Not too forgiving", "Never again" and "Three stages of falling".

Thank you for creating great FWT Au's.

Sincerely yours,

Random reader

(Wow again writing Essays instead of questions)

Hi!! Thank you so much for asking all these questions, I'm always excited to talk about my AUs!! Just a heads up, I had to write all this on mobile, so I probably made some mistakes. Also I hope that the read more works-

So!!

1. The zombies are pretty close to how they are in Minecraft, so they just walk around slowly, looking for anything that's alive. It's pretty easy to defeat one, but the trouble starts when there's more of them, and unfortunately, there's usually a lot! But luckily they can't really jump, do parkour, and things alike, that would make things much harder to survive! Also, zombies can't really keep their humanity, because after a person dies, they still go to the afterlife, their body just starts a life of its own.

2. So, about the Overseer(s)! They're not evil or anything, but I accidentally made them complicated. They're two separate entities, but at the same time, they're not? They got to pick their mortal as "one", but at the same time they're both gods of different things (will and persistence), but those things are pretty close so they could probably pass as one- so it's hard to explain if they're one or two beings. When it comes to their choice, they picked Jack because he just... Seemed like a good choice. That, and he was outside of the city when the apocalypse started, camping alone... So when they showed up to explain things to him, they didn't have to worry about a crowd gathering around them!

3. Yeah, it is! And assuming you meant Wilbur (if you didn't please let me know, I can elaborate on other characters too!), he used to live in a quieter part of the city. Tommy was living with him to study in the better schools, so when the zombies appeared, they tried to head to Phil's place as soon as they could. Luckily, since they were far from the city center, they managed to leave before things got too bad!

And to answer the 4th question, your theory was pretty close, actually!

Dream probably promised to "take care of things" after Fundy turned, but in that short moment before the body becomes a zombie, he changed his mind. Gave up, essentially, just hoping they could reunite again soon... And XD did notice. XD also happens to be the God who proposed the "my mortal will outlive your mortal" bet, so he had to do SOMETHING! So... He went to death and asked her to revive Fundy. What a great solution.

Death will agree, under some conditions. Don't get me wrong though, since Fundy asked to be back too, she absolutely wanted to do that! She just had to make sure he wouldn't die again anytime soon, so she wanted him as a second "chosen mortal" in return. That ended up in negotiations between all the gods, but in the end, they will all agree to let death revive Fundy! Under their own conditions, of course.

XD absolutely hated having to let everyone have something while all he got was "your mortal doesn't die", so he'll probably have to look into something like a revive book soon...

But yeah, Fundy gets revived just in time, so Dream stays alive too! And now they can try heading north again, looking for Fundy's previous group or any other friends they can find!

I'm seriously tired right now, but I'll try to list what each god got from their new deal tomorrow!

Also, thank you so much for this ask!! I love talking about my ideas, hearing theories about them, and knowing you remember my other AUs really made my day!! So thank you again!!

#Also you are more than just a random reader and I love receiving essays like this :D #Zombies and gods AU

[michaels-two-dads]

YOU KNOW WHAT IS FUCKED UP?!

C!WILBUR HAS BEEN REVIVED FOR MONTHS NOW AND HE STILL HASN’T INTERACTED WITH HIS SON

#JUST REMEMBERED #LIKE??? WTF????????? #PHIL TOLD FUNDY WILBUR GOT REVIVED #THEY STILL HAVEN’T SPOKEN TO EACH OTHER!!!! WTF!!! #wilbur soot #Fundy #All caps tw

[winged-deity]

I really wanted to make a request for part two of the reader children learning to curse with bad, but if the requests are not open just ignore this ask

Thank you so much for the request, and apologies for the wait.

Parental DSMP!members reacting to child reader swearing

Heard it from uncle Bad pt. 2

warnings: !swearing!, !mention of blood!, !slight mention of injury!, !brief mention of cults!, !implied emotional manipulation!, !mention of death!

Georgenotfound

You and George were walking around kinoko kingdom, it had recently become a daily activity for you two to take a stroll together.

The afternoon stroll was a good excuse for you to be able to drag your father from his ridiculously long naps, that seemed to last centuries.

You were pulling him along, as you pointed at different buildings and questioning their use in the kingdom.

As you neared the edge if the nearby forest, you were startled and stumbled back by a fox.

You had at that point let go of your Dads hand, and as you fell on your butt on the stone path, you let out a shrieked "fuck!" which woke your drowzy father up, to say the least.

George was quickly by your side and helping you up, but immediately after making sure you weren't hurt his eyes narrowed "who taught you that word?" he looked down at you with that disappointed parent stare.

Though you didn't even know the meaning behind the curse word you just shouted, so your fathers sudden anger confused you as you tilted your head "Uncle bad?" you mumbled back with an unsure look.

George was throughly taken aback by your response as he picked you up "are you sure?" he lifted his brow, doubting his child's words.

Which to you responded "yeah? I heard him say it when he got hurt while we were on a walk" he blinked quietly for a moment, before bursting to laughter while you stared back, confused.

George thought this was absolutely hilarious so he decided to not confront Bad about it, though he did give you a short lecture and why you shouldn't repeat words you didnt know.

Wilbur Soot

-L'manbur

You were playing around with your twin brother Fundy, you two had started a rather violent game of tag and at some point Fundy had thrown a rock at you which caused you to yell out at him "Fundy you bitch!"

Fundy didnt know the meaning of the word, but seemed offended nonetheless. You were left rubbing your quickly bruising eye, as your twin ran over to tell your father what happened.

Quickly, Wilbur had ran over and looked you sternly in the eyes "did Tommy teach you that?" you were about to correct him, when you suddenly thought how much funnier it would've been to get Tommy in trouble.

You pulled your twin aside as you two watched your father march over to Tommy, you had snickered evily while you told Fundy the truth about the situation. Which you both found hilarious.

-Vilbur/Villainbur (pogtopia)

You were unsurprisingly dragged to pogtopia with your father when he and Tommy were exiled by your new president Jschlatt.

Even during your fathers insanity, he did care about you enough to bring you along (what a shame for Fundy who was left with Schlatt without a second thought)

You were sitting in the eerie and disgusting ravine, sharpening the sword Tommy had given you incase you were ever attacked.

While deep in thought, you had accidentally cut your hand on the blade, which caused you to let out a string of curses.

Your father wasn't far and heard this immediately, stomping over and grabbing your wrist "who the fuck taught you to talk like that? Think of what your mother would say!"

You pulled away from him in no-time, walking away from him to clean up your aggressively bleeding palm "think about it genius" you had joked back at him sarcastically, as he snarled in your direction.

-Ghostbur

You were under enough pressure after losing your father, especially infront of your own eyes and by the hands of your own grandpa. Now your supposed to move on, while also seeing his ghostly apparition floating around like he didnt blow up the place you grew up in?

You were seated next to your fathers..real fathers grave in L'manburg, or what was left of it as of now. You liked spending your days there, thinking about him when he was actually a good parent, and leader.

You were quickly startled into reality when an all too familiar ghostly figure floated infront of you, Wil-- no, Ghostbur had a huge smile on his face as he looked at you.

He quickly sat down next to you "your my other kid!" he exclaimed loudly, which in response to you hissed "fucking hell..can't you see im kind of busy?.."

This caused the ghost to let out a comically loud gasp as he grabbed your hands "hey! Alivebur wasn't the best person, but he must have taught you better than to curse!"

The ghosts surprisingly warm hands, wrapped around yours, brought you a sense of comfort as you finally broke down.

Everything that had happened in the last few months, it was just too much. And you were pleasantly suprised to feel the ghost of your father wrap his arms around you in a comforting matter.

-Revivebur

You had missed your father for sure, but upon meeting his now revived form. You quickly recognized that the feeling wasn't mutual.

The man you once loved and called your father, payed no attention to you as you were stood my Phil's side.

His overly excited attitude, and huge smile while he chattered away seriously pissed you off "you're a shit father." you had growled out at him, which seemed to finally get his attention.

His smile quickly faded, "now now, my dear child, my dear y/n. Who taught you such language" his sudden act of affection angered you even further.

"oh- the fucking egg cultists did, cause while you decided to leave me and Fundy and just die, someone had to take care of us" you had already turned, and started walking away before he even had the chance to respond.

For some reason, people seemed to like the first part. So if you'd like a 3rd part to this, I will happily write it.

Request what characters i should do for the next part.

-Deity🕊️

#cottagecore #mcyt x you #dream smp x y/n #sleepy bois inc x reader #sbi fanfic #wilbur x reader #philza x reader #dream smp x reader #sbi x reader #mcyt fanfiction #wilbur mcyt #mcyt x reader #mcyt #dream x reader #gender neutral reader #x reader #technoblade x reader #reader

[griffintail]

Here’s some sad juice lmao. So fundy ends up having to raise his kid sister that ghostbur adopted because Wilbur was revived and dosent have ghostburs memories

His Sister’s Keeper

Pairings: Fundy x Sister! Child! Reader

Past Ghostbur x Child! Reader

Warnings: Mentions of resurrection, Mentions of Death, Mild Angst

A/N: There’s references to Lost Ones but this is not Lost Ones storyline.

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        Phil had been successful, after many trials and finally, with no errors, he managed to bring Ghostbur back as Wilbur. When Phil was confident, fully confident, Ghostbur promised his little girl he’d be back to take care of his little blue. The ten-year-old had sat on the stairs at Techno’s house, humming to herself as Fundy paced and Friend grazed on some of the grass that managed to live close-by when the door opened and Phil was grinning widely.

        “It really worked…?” Fundy asked.

        “Yes, Wilbur’s back. He just woke up and getting used to…living again. But, you two can come in.”

        “Can Friend come? He misses daddy too.” (Y/N) stood up.

        Phil chuckled lightly. “Maybe later, come on.”

        (Y/N) gave a small pout before smiling again as she bounced slightly as she followed behind Fundy. Wilbur was stretching his arm out, getting used to the feeling of having a full form again, as the group walked in. He looked, grinning when he saw Fundy.

        “Fundy, my little champion.” Wilbur spread his arms.

        Fundy’s ears flattened but he gave a laugh as he smiled. “Hey, dad.”

        “You’ve grown quite a bit, haven’t you?” Wilbur came over, putting a hand on Fundy’s shoulder. “It’s been, how long you said Phil?”

        “Little over ten years.”

        “That seems short.” He muttered to himself before spotting the child tilting their head as they looked at the man before her. “And did you have a child?!”

        That’s when a heavyweight settled on Fundy and Phil as they shared a shocked look. No one considered if Wilbur would remember…

        “I uh…no dad that’s…” Fundy put a hand on his head.

        “You like a lot like my daddy, but he’s see-through.” (Y/N) piped up now. “My name’s (Y/N), what’s your name?”

        Wilbur frowned, looking at Phil. “Wait, is she saying…?”

        “Ghostbur took her in,” Phil told him. “I-I thought you’d have his memories.”

        “Hey…(Y/N), let’s go outside,” Fundy muttered to her.

        “Oh…but where’s daddy?” She asked him.

        “I…uh…I’ll tell you in a minute,” Fundy told her, showing her out. “Let’s go play with Friend.”

        “Friend loves to play!” She grinned before running to play with blue sheep, Fundy staying at the front door to watch her and listen to the conversation.

        “He took in a child?!” Wilbur exclaimed.

        “She was in a bad spot Wilbur. I’m sure even you would have done the same.”

        “At the time, maybe but now things need to be done, Phil! I need to be stronger, that’s why Casper wanted to be back right? I can’t do that while taking care of a child! I don’t even know her!”

        “Wilbur.” Phil tried to change his mind. “She’d not like other children, she’d going to need her father.”

        “You know her, you take care of her.”

        “Wilbur!”

        Fundy heard enough. He was fuming to himself. Even after being resurrected, still the same old dad. Fine, if the bastard wasn’t going to take care of her…

        “(Y/N), why don’t you and Friend come with me to my house?” He smiled gently at her as he came over.

        “But what about daddy? He said he’d be right back.”

        Fundy folded his ears back before crouching in front of her. “(Y/N), you know the man inside?”

        She nodded.

        “And you know how Ghostbur would talk about Alivebur?”

        “Yes, he talked about how he made L’Manberg a lot.” She smiled.

        “…Well, that is Alivebur, his real name is Wilbur. Which, was also Ghostbur’s name.”

        “I’m confused.” She muttered.

        “Ghostbur was Wilbur’s ghost and Phil brought Wilbur back. Which means, he put Ghostbur back into him.”

        “Then…Where’s daddy?” The little girl mumbled, scrunching up her eyebrows in confusion.

        “Wilbur is your dad but…he doesn’t remember…”

        “Oh, does he need some blue?” She asked.

        “No, I—” Fundy groaned into his hands before looking at her. “Ghostbur isn’t coming back (Y/N). Wilbur is Ghostbur and he can’t remember anything about being a ghost.”

        The poor girl was confused. How did her father forget her? He did forget a lot of things but he never forgot her! She was little blue. He also promised that he’d be right back.

        “He’ll come back though, he promised he would.” She wrung her hands together, the sheep nudging her side. “Friend and I are here! He wouldn’t leave us…”      

        Fundy sighed now, seeing her panic. “He thought Wilbur would remember, but that’s not the case. So, I think it’s best if you come with me. Alright? Maybe until Wilbur remembers!”

        He was lying through his teeth with the last sentence but he needed to say something. Anything to get her to come with him. That perked the little girl up before she nodded.

        “Ok. I’m sure he’ll remember. Maybe he just needs some blue.” She reasoned, before hugging the blue sheep. “We’re going with Fundy, Friend! You’ll like his house, there’s lots of grass.”

        Fundy didn’t know what he was in for, but he’d make sure she was alright. Especially if Wilbur didn’t give a damn about the poor child, he had called sister the past few years.

        …

        Fundy was not ready for how much energy the ten-year-old had. Phil knew that Fundy had taken the child and told him that Wilbur did indeed not place a current care on her. He offered Fundy help if he ever needed it and Fundy was sure he’d be fine because she shouldn’t be too bad, she’s Ghostbur’s kid.

        He was wrong.

        She was all over the place, running around or dancing as she giggled. She liked to spend a lot of time with the blue sheep and that was Fundy’s biggest assurance. If he needed to know where she was, look for the one blue sheep. When it came time to sleep came as well, she was extremely difficult about sleeping.

        He had woken up groggily in the middle of the night and she was standing there, hugging the fox plushy Ghostbur had given her forever ago.

        “I can’t sleep.” She muttered.

        “What do you need me to do?” Fundy yawned.

        “Can I sleep with you? I always slept with daddy.”

        Fundy’s ears folded back at the sad thought but he nodded, letting her into his bed. She cuddled against him and before he knew it, she was asleep. He tried other ways to get her to sleep, but every night, he was back in the same spot. She cuddled into him and she was out like a light and stayed like that as long as he kept her there.

        Her naivety also was problematic too.

        “Fundy! Look at the salmon!” She giggled as she leaned over the pier at the lake Fundy had taken her to, to catch some fish.

        He looked over and yelped, dashing over and catching her before she fell into the lake.

        “Wow, you’re fast Fundy.” She smiled as he folded his ears back with a frown.

        He was working the hardest with that.

        “Don’t. Wander off.” Fundy grabbed her hand with practiced ease as she got distracted on a simple walk to Church Prime.

        He wasn’t prepared for any of it. But, day by day, he learned the ins and outs of taking care of her. She would…sometimes ask if Wilbur remembered her and every time, he lied to her…but he was scared about how the girl would react knowing that Ghostbur would truly never come back.

        Today was a good day though, (Y/N) had stayed by his side and was talking to him about a book he had given her to read in order to calm her a bit. They were walking to Church Prime once again together when Fundy saw Wilbur walking down the path towards them. Fundy’s ears pointed back as he carefully took (Y/N)’s hand, pulling her closer to him. She barely noticed, just enjoying the warmth of his hand as she continued on.

        “Fundy, and…(Y/N) right?” Wilbur asked as he stopped in front of the two.

        “Yes sir!” She smiled widely. “You remember me?”

        “I remember you from Techno’s house, yes.” Wilbur nodded.

        “Oh.” She gave a small pout before smiling again, Wilbur raising an eyebrow.

        “Good talk, come on—” Fundy went to lightly pull the girl forward when Wilbur spoke.

        “So, you’re taking care of her?” Wilbur questioned his son.

        “Yeah, no one else would.” Fundy huffed. “She’s my sister anyways.”

        “Fundy’s the best brother.” (Y/N) nodded.

        “She’s not really your sister, Fundy. You could have left her with Phil.” Wilbur told him, (Y/N) turning confused.

        Fundy gripped her hand tighter. “No, she’s my sister. And right now, we’re going to church for the day.”

        “She’s not my child so she’s not—”

        “She was!” Fundy snapped, pulling (Y/N) behind him. “Just because you’re a bastard and refuse to know her, doesn’t mean she wasn’t yours! You could have easily done it! I didn’t know her and now I know how to take care of her just fine! And want to know why I did? Because she’s my fucking sister, whether you like it or not. I don’t care if you remember and probably never will. She’s my sister. So, leave it the hell alone.”

        With that, Fundy pulled (Y/N) along. He didn’t look at the girl for some time as they made their way to the church, but he did when he felt something go into his hand and his anger faded. Looking, he saw (Y/N) had slipped a piece of blue into his free hand and she was holding her own.

        Stopping his walk, he crouched in front of her.

        “Are you ok?” He asked her gently.

        “It was a bit scary that you yelled.” She muttered, looking at the blue in her hands. “But the blue is helping.”

        “Ok, well, you don’t need to use blue all the time ok? I’m here to talk to and you can talk to me about anything because I’m going to always be here to take care of you, alright little sis?”

        She paused before nodding, smiling at him. “Ok. He remembered my name, so hopefully, he’ll remember more soon.”

        Fundy sighed in his head but he put a smile on his face, nodding.

        “I’m sure. Come on, let’s go to Church Prime, and then maybe we’ll go home and take Friend on a walk.”

        She gasped excitedly as she nodded.

        He’d make sure she was always happy because he was now his sister’s keeper and he couldn’t imagine her any other way.

#mcyt x reader #mcyt imagine #mcyt fanfiction #fundy x reader #ghostbur x reader #dreamsmp x reader

[abumbledbee]

Looking back on Phil's actions now that we know Wilbur lied to him

So if you haven't seen it yet, I recommend going and watching the first hour or so of Phil's stream from today, 5/3. He gives us some lore, which initially we expected to only be about Phil breaking the news to Fundy about Wilbur's revival. But halfway through Phil drops some news that has completely changed everything about his feelings and relationships with some key characters.

Phil has lived for years believing Tubbo was president of L'Manburg since Wilbur "left to start a new nation." Wilbur told him he passed along his title to Tubbo, his younger adoptive brother, and created Pogtopia as a new nation of its own.

Phil hears for 2 years of Wilbur's escapades through mail, which may or may not include him talking of Schlatt's changes to L'Manburg disguised as Tubbo's actions. He's given half-truths and psuedo-stories of what's happened. He has no idea there's a festival, or that Wilbur and Tommy were exiled, or that Tubbo was executed and lost his second canon life to Techno's hands at the order of Schlatt.

And after 2 years of continuous correspondence it goes silent. Phil, worried for his son, joins the server only to enter into a warzone. There's wreckage, broken potion bottles and worn armor everywhere, and upon whispers from his crows he finds Wilbur huddled alone in the button room seconds from devastation. In the end he can't fix what's been done, Wilbur is too far gone and he has no idea how long he's been this way, and he takes the matter into his own hands quite literally.

He's stuck in the server now, destined to live with his decision and tries to make the best of it. After all, he's got a grandson here to look after. And Tubbo. Tubbo is the only other person Phil has canonically confirmed he's raised, albeit somewhat reluctantly. Wilbur is his only biological son, but he took Tubbo in when he found him on the roadside. Tommy was sort of part of the household, but he says he raised himself and doesn't view Phil as a father figure, like Wilbur and Tubbo both have.

The start is rough, but he helps rebuild L'Manburg despite not knowing the full story of what happened, and Tubbo is so withdrawn into himself he doesn't explain a thing. Phil's left with nothing but the letters to think back on, and in the end draws the conclusion that Tubbo became corrupted, and was the reason for Wilbur's descent. He never learns about Tubbo's role as a spy, or the pain he suffered under Schlatt, or even him losing his second canon life to Phil's close friend Techno.

So when Phil finds out about the Butcher Army, of course he thinks it's too far. He has no reason to believe Techno is deserving of any of this, we don't even get confirmation of if he really knew what happened with the Withers after Wilbur died. As far as Phil seems to know, Techno helped Wilbur and then moved away after L'Manburg was blown up. It only helps to paint Tubbo in a terrible light, like a tyrant using his power to hurt innocent civilians, when in reality he was enacting justice for both himself and the nation he was forced into running. He seems like an unfeeling monster when he exiles Tommy for the good of the nation, when in reality he had no other choice.

It also means he doesn't understand the true connection between Tubbo and Tommy, and how it's been strengthened through their mutual trauma and experiences. So it feels ridiculous to him for Tommy to choose Tubbo over Techno after Techno admits he wants to destroy L'Manburg again. Phil can't see why it means so much to them, he doesn't know how hard they fought to take it back, the pain they suffered to reclaim and rebuild, for years.

And in the end he takes Techno's side because in regards to what he was told in Wilbur's letters, Tubbo wasn't fit to be a president. He was a monster, who abused his power and hurt others, and that's why he thought destroying L'Manburg would teach him a well-needed lesson. Even after it's chunk errored to the point of no return Phil keeps a very negative relationship with Tubbo, the two never crossing paths willingly until months later when Ranboo invites Phil and Fundy to meet Michael.

Phil takes his anger out on Fundy at one point during the visit and Tubbo asks why Phil isn't treating him the same way. At that point Phil tells him he hasn't forgotten and Tubbo's got a lot to do to make it up to him. When he first said this as a viewer it felt almost ridiculous, what would Tubbo possibly have to apologize for that couldn't be made up for with the annihilation of his country? But knowing now that he thinks Tubbo was at fault for Wilbur's downfall, for L'Manburg's first destruction? It makes so much more sense why he'd feel he was owed something.

A few days later the Syndicate investigate Snowchester and Tubbo complies completely, and in the end Phil praises him, saying it seems like he's "reformed" and made some changes. Again, looking back on it now with the knowledge that Phil thought Tubbo's been president for years and running L'Manburg into the ground? I can understand why he thought Tubbo needed to answer for things.

We ended the stream today finding out Phil knows hardly anything about the reality of L'Manburg and the SMP's history, and the biggest things he just found out are that Pogtopia was Wilbur's exile, Schlatt was the actual president who brought things to ruin, and that Tubbo was executed at some point during this time. He still has no clue Tubbo's true role in things, nor does he know who killed him.

I'm hoping with this train of plot we'll be getting a lot more of Phil piecing the puzzle that was Wilbur's time in exile together, and perhaps him finding out who took Tubbo's life and why. We also learned recently Ranboo doesn't know Tubbo died during the festival as Tubbo specifically left that part of the story out. It would be amazing to see them both finding out and confronting Techno about the truth.

Before this stream I've always considered myself a casual c!Philza anti. His motives didn't make sense to me, he felt cruel and over the top with what he did to Tubbo and L'Manburg. This stream has answered so many questions I didn't even know I had, and opened the door to many more questions that need to be answered.

#spoilers #c!philza #philza #phil #c!phil #c!wilbur #dream smp #c!tubbo #meta #character analysis #dsmp theory #l'manburg #l'manberg #this is more of a rundown for my own sake of whats changed with this new knowledge #but i figured other ppl might like it too #this has changed SO much for me on my thoughts about phils character i swearrrr

[bookfandomtalk]

I just watched EvenMcGamings new lore recap video, and yes, the production quality is great, but I am MAD.

No.

The fact that this dude is the most well known recap guy is infuriating, given how incredibly one-sided his recaps are. Like, either update without bias or don't do it at all.

Now, if you haven't seen the video or if you don't know Tubbo's lore and thus didn't know what was wrong, let me explain.

Evan McGaming just put out a new lore recap video, this one is about Las Nevadas and the events surrounding it. https://youtu.be/cpaaAwPD3KQ

If you know Tubbo's lore, you'll know this is what happened:

After L'Manberg fell, he went off and made Snowchester. He invited a lot of people, but only Jack and Foolish stuck around. Some other people also moved in, but they weren't involved with Snowchester at all, they just had a house there. Tubbo built a nuclear factory and made nuclear weapons to keep it all safe.

Tubbo realized soon enough that both Jack and Foolish had other commitments. Foolish spent most of his time building his summer home, and while Tubbo had confided in Jack a lot and saw him as an equal, Jack moved out of Snowchester the second Tommy died and he could take over the hotel.

Tubbo did, however, get close to someone else, and that person was Ranboo. They ended up getting married (Tubbo was the leader of Snowchester, he could simply declare they were married, and that was it) and adopting a child, Michael. After a while, though, Tubbo found out Ranboo had been living with Techno and Phil, and had been hiding that from him. He didn't mind it that much. They kept the fact that they knew each other from Techno though, even when Techno came to inspect Snowchester for a government, they managed to hide it.

Ranboo only joined the syndicate because he had found out someone had threatened Tubbo and he'd been afraid that that person was in the syndicate. Ranboo figured the best way to protect Tubbo from harm was to join the syndicate so he could find out their plans beforehand.

Tommy got revived, and later Wilbur got revived also. Tubbo didn't trust Wilbur at all. He was too traumatized from what happened in L'Manberg.

Then Tubbo heard about Las Nevadas and Foolish soon after told Tubbo that he was leaving Snowchester for Las Nevadas. Tubbo went to scout the place and build the cookie outpost, and Ranboo came to help him. Sam and Foolish also showed up regularly, despite being part of Las Nevadas, and Fundy actually knew about the outpost also, although he was less happy with it.

Eventually, though, Quackity asked Tubbo to remove the walls from the Cookie Outpost, but Tubbo refused and Ranboo, for the first time, openly stood next to Tubbo. The conversation ended in a stalemate, with neither party being willing to compromise as much as the other asked.

That day, Tubbo told Ranboo about his execution, and he explained why he didn't trust Quackity and why he wasn't fond of Technoblade.

A bit later, Tubbo was sitting near the L'Manberg crater when he found out Ranboo had joined forces with Wilbur and Tommy to oppose Las Nevadas, and while Tubbo didn't trust Quackity, he had even less reasons to trust Wilbur, and he'd already told that to Ranboo. Tubbo and Wilbur had a huge fight after Tubbo told Ranboo to leave. Tubbo felt emotionally drained, and he realized that he hadn't had anything to truly live for in months. Hell, he'd even been suicidal.

This is when Tubbo decided to join forces with Quackity. He claimed he wanted to truly be a part of something again, but only a part of this was true. The main reason that Tubbo joined forces with Quackity was to oppose Wilbur.

Now that we've discussed what actually happened on Tubbo's streams, we can talk about what Evan said. Evan's inclusion of Tubbo looked about like this:

*Image of Tubbo and Quackity when mentioning how power corrupts*

*Image of Tubbo when talking about dictatorship*

"Tubbo heard about Las Nevadas and built a cookie outpost. Quackitiy disagreed. They had a fight. Eventually, for unknown reasons except for the fact that Tubbo realized that he had no purpose in life, Tubbo decided to join Las Nevadas by working in the burger place. Ranboo and Wilbur found out and felt betrayed"

Ranboo joined the syndicate because he was close with Techno and Philza. There was no other reason.

BITCHHHH

NOOOO

WTFFF

#Tubbo #EvanMcGaming #DSMP #DSMP lore recap #c!tommy #Dream SMP #Ranboo #Quackity #dsmp lore #Wilbur soot

[findingjoynweirdstuff]

Dream SMP Recap (May 3/2021) - Like Father Like Son

Wilbur hasn’t been seen since the day he returned, and Phil goes looking for him. When Fundy arrives, it’s Phil’s turn to break the news.

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VOD LINKS:

Ponk

Foolish

Philza

Fundy

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- Ponk works on building the massive supreme fridge in the desert

- Ponk explains to Fundy that a supreme fridge is medium-sized, too small to be a big fridge but too large to be a mini fridge. It is a Smeg fridge. 

- They chat for a bit as Ponk continues to build.

- Phil knows a place where Wilbur would probably be. He walks to the ruins of L’manburg. The place he blew up.

“Like father like son.”

- Fundy logs on in front of his bed. He turns around to reveal a bunch of TNT rigged around the inside of his tower.

- He’s been sleepless for too long. There’s nothing else he can do about this. He’s tried replacing the bed, he’s tried everything.

- Today, Fundy dreamed about some strange event where he was lured to a red event with Badboyhalo. He saw Ghostbur, but he was different. 

- Fundy set up a cart outside and plans to move somewhere else. 

- Phil sees that Fundy is online and asks him to come meet him at L’manhole.

- When Phil first arrived to the server, he didn’t know all the details of what was going on. He’d just stopped receiving all the letters.

- Phil sees the “PROJECT NEVADAS” book left for Wilbur at the shrine.

- From the letters, Wilbur sounded like he was having so much fun. Phil didn’t expect him to blow up L’manburg.

- As Fundy makes his way to L’manburg, he takes off his armor for tradition. 

Fundy: “What has happened to this place? What happened to anything, why -- why must everything have gone the way that it had?! ...It used to be beautiful! I used to not have nightmares about this place, I used to have dreams! I had hopes! I was following in their footsteps, trying to be the best I could...what is going on?”

- Fundy meets with Phil and explains that for the past week, he’s been unable to get sleep, he sees people, has been talking to people he doesn’t know, experiencing something strange.

- Phil asks what voices Fundy was hearing. Fundy remembers being in a wasteland, seeing the Camarvan. Wilbur was in the van and then the last time Fundy saw it, Wilbur wasn’t there.

- Phil tells Fundy that Wilbur’s back, that Dream memorized the revive book and brought Wilbur back to life. 

Tommy went to visit Dream to kill him and get rid of the revive book for good and everything went wrong. Ghostbur was killed and now Wilbur is alive again.

- Fundy is horrified. Phil tells him that he’s come here to try and find Wilbur to ask him more questions.

Phil: “Initially I was happy, but then instantly -- ‘cause he’s my son, Fundy, I can’t--”

Fundy: “HE IS MY FATHER!”

- While Wilbur was gone, time moved differently in the afterlife, and Wilbur was gone for thirteen years in Limbo. Ranboo was the one who told Phil. 

Fundy: “What if he’s not, you know, not the same...dad that used to care about me? The same person that raised me on the grounds of L’manburg when it still stood mighty and glorious?”

- If he was the same, that would be the best case scenario. Fundy doesn’t want to see him but he does. He wants Wilbur to be there for him again.

- Phil tells Fundy that in the letters Wilbur sent him, they mentioned a place that was like this place. The letters said Wilbur left to go start a new nation called Pogtopia, and everything sort of stopped. 

- He said he was having fun with his friends in a new place. As they reach Pogtopia, Fundy says it doesn’t look too different from how it looked back then.

- Phil looks at the remains of Tommy’s piston bedroom and says that that was the last thing Wilbur wrote to him about.

- They reminisce about old times. Phil asks if they ever thought about putting up some railings.

- They find the Pit. Phil doesn’t know what it was. As they go up the entrance of the tunnel, Fundy remarks that the van used to be there, where there’s now nothing but a giant crater.

Phil: “Can’t say I’m proud of this one, but it did definitely get the point across...”

- They look at the flag. Phil says Wilbur drew it for him. Fundy remembers that the crosses were representing Amsterdam.

- The letters said that Wilbur was having fun founding a nation, gaining independence, then he won the election and left to do it all again, passing the first country over to someone he trusted.

- Fundy says that’s not true. He asks Phil how Tubbo got his power. Phil says Wilbur told him he gave Tubbo the presidency. Fundy asks if Wilbur wrote anything about Schlatt.

Phil: “Who?”

- Phil knows him as just some guy who died in a van. Fundy tells him that Schlatt was the person that won the election, not Wilbur. 

Wilbur started everything, he held an election, Fundy took part in it with Niki.

- Wilbur said to Phil that he started Pogtopia just because he liked the thrill of starting a new country. 

- Phil is confused. What did Schlatt do?

- Fundy was working for Schlatt together with Quackity. He built a stadium, they held a giant Festival, and on that day --

Phil says that’s when he showed up. 

- Fundy tells Phil that Wilbur was lying. Wilbur was leaving out huge parts of history. Fundy changed the flag to order. Niki burnt the flag, there was a Festival, Techno showed up and Tubbo got executed in a Tubbox.

- Phil is shocked. He didn’t know Tubbo died.

- The letters are far away now. They’re not even in the server. 

- Fundy asks about the revival again. Phil says Dream might need something from Wilbur. 

- Ranboo, Tubbo and Tommy are the only ones who have spoken to Wilbur so far. They’re sure that who they talked to was actually Wilbur.

- Standing outside Bee ‘n’ Boo, Phil tells Fundy to get ready. Not just physically, but mentally, so that when Wilbur shows up, he’s prepared.

- Fundy tells Phil he’s scared. Phil is scared too. It seems like Wilbur changed long before the event itself. Phil says the letters may as well be garbage now, as he doesn’t know what’s true.

- They say some parting words and go their separate ways at the Community House. 

- Phil goes back to the Arctic, where he finds the book that Ranboo wrote for him telling him about Wilbur calling Dream his hero.

- Fundy walks back. There’s one more thing to do.

- Fundy is terrified of his dreams, and every single time he’s seen Wilbur. And now Wilbur’s back. 

- Fundy aims his bow at the TNT rigged in his tower.

Fundy: “At the start of the day, I wanted to say let’s start a new chapter, but...I don’t think this one has ended.”

- He shoots the arrow, and the tower goes up in the explosion.

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Upcoming events remain the same.

#dream smp #dream smp recaps #long posts

[nightferns]

How c!Ranboo's attitude towards c!Wilbur lines up with everything he's been told | a quote list

All /rp of course

So on Tubbo's last lore stream (my new purpose) Ranboo said this:

"-thats why im here so when he does something that does redeem himself then someone can be there that will be able to see it and everything, and honestly i'd rather have it be me the person, rather have the person that be there be me instead of maybe someone else[...]"

And then this, when asked why he didn't tell Wilbur about marriage:

"[...]From what i've heard from Tommy and everything the Wilbur that 13 years ago- at least might've- he used stuff against Tommy and everything so just in case- "

And it made me wonder what exactly lead him to that opinion so i spent a day ghathering quotes in which Ranboo heard/or was told something about Wilbur, before the revival. Its a bit of a long one so strap in.

Convos about Alivebur that Ranboo either listened to or was a part of, pre-meeting him.

Vod: Tubbo and Tommyinnit Start To Break Apart…

TommyVods

Tommy [talking about Techno]: -Wilbur died in action, so he doesn't- so he didn't live long enough to face the consequences, but that guy he is a fucking bitch.

Ranboo: So he was fighting with you and then he decided to go against you.

Tommy: yeah. He decided that the last minute "Hey! Hey what im gonna do is fuck everyone over."

Ranboo: Oh… so he was sort of a vigilante of sorts? His own-

 [...]

Tommy: sit down [on the bench]…  fuck. I just want back the discs, that's all- thats all I've wanted everytime im sat on this bench, that's all we've wanted.

Ranboo: Yeah, I can tell... You seem pretty adamant about those.

Tommy: Yeah! It's because-! Literally bro- since the- four months! [...] four months ago is when I first started trying to get these discs! And it was just me, Tubbo- there was no Technoblade on this server! There were like 6 people- and it was just me and tub- there was no nation there was no- it's always been about getting back the shit dream stole from this very chest!

So now Tubbo's gotten this position of power and is doing it- it's dis- it's disappointing.

B-but thank you, for sticking up for me, no one did that, you saw big Q fucking turning on me- you saw Fundy- they're-  they're just sheep bro, they're just sheep. Thank you

Ranboo: Well, you stuck up for me when you could've easily pinned it on me. You could've just said "oh, he was the one that did it", because- i mean, my name was being said in there too, but then you just decided to take all of it and now we're in this situation.

So I couldn't just let that happen, I couldn't stand by, have Tubbo call you selfish when you did something- the opposite.

Tommy: Thank you-

If they evict me through- that is it he-

Ranboo: yeah.

Tommy: -dude, you know i'm worried- i- i don't want to, i know there's that one line that we- that rings through my head as i sleep l of Wilbur going "Tommy, let's be the bad guys." But I wanna- i don't wanna be the bad guys. I just want-

Ranboo: I don't think that's- that's not a good thing to do.

Tommy: The reason- do I say this now? Yeah-  The reason I didn't make Tubbo the leader, when I had- and I could've chose anyone, and I chose Wilbur, the man who was already half-insane but I knew he was coming back around, and I didn't choose Tubbo.

Is because i knew that if tubbo was the president,

it would pull us apart Ranboo, and look at him he's picking his nation over me. And i- and if he does on Friday I don't know what I'm gonna do with myself.

Ranboo: No matter what happens on friday i'll help you. I'll-I'll figure it out- I'll try to talk to Tubbo, i'll try to see if something better can happen.

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Vod: *Archive* Mar 6, 2021

Philza

Phil: [places down a picture of Wilbur] my son.

Ranboo: Oh. There he is.

Phil: I wanna put his picture in the-in the meeting room, cruz i want to be reminded, i miss him, it's lik- he's been gone a long time.

Ranboo: He has. He really has. He's been gone, before I even came here.

Phil: He did some dumb shit y'know. And my hand was forced, in a sense, but I miss him everyday, I do miss him.

Ranboo: Oh, yeah i heard about that

Phil: I do wish he'd come back.

Ranboo: Yeah, Well… well I mean, wasn't he a ghost for a little bit?

Phil: Yeah, but that wasn't really him-

Ranboo: Oh.

Phil: That was- That was like the pure kind of innocent version of him if that was to exist I think, he was very kind of uhm- it was just not him though, it was just not him. So it was kind of like talking to a doll of like- someone.

Ranboo: I mean- I mean it's the most you're able to get at least. Like-

Phil: Yeah…

[...]

Phil: -sad, miss child, miss, maybe i shouldn't have stabbed him but you know.

Ranboo: Yeah, well i mean- yeah.

Phil: I Bet if- i bet if- if i was to talk to him again he' would- he would probably forgive me, he- he definitely was at the end of his rope and i dunno maybe he'd think of it differently.

Ranboo: I mean, it was his wishes, I mean he wouldn't- it was his wishes, it wasn't- like- he wouldn't- he wouldn't not forgive you for following what he asked you to do.

Phil: Yeah. I dunno.

Ranboo: But- one day hopefully-

Phil: Can't help but think if i did the right thing or not sometimes.

Ranboo: I mean, when you think about what he would have done if you hadn't, you know?

Phil: Yeah, he was out of control.

Ranboo: Like if you- if you hadn't like- would anything- would anything have changed?

Phil: I dunno, I kinda showed up at the most chaotic time possible and yeah it was just- didn't really have a lot of time to process things. It was like "Hey I should probably stop him from blowing up this place" that I had no real knowledge of other than that he helped build it. That's all I heard. I got- i got like letters from him just like telling me what he'd been up to and stuff, and that he was having fun with this friends and then the letters stopped, and i got worried so i started to like- 

Ranboo: mhm.

Phil: -make my way over to this area.

Ranboo: Yeah.

Phil: And I was right to worry, apparently.

Ranboo: I mean, I don't know, I think- I mean, I think there's really- there's really nothing you can do about it now, you know? There's- it's really like- you can- you can try and get closure but I mean, the ghost- Ghostbur is missing in action and he has been for a little while, and...

Phil: Yeah, whenever I talked to Ghostbur I didn't really feel like I was talking to him though, like it wasnt really- It was him but it wasn't him, like-

Ranboo: Yeah.

Phil: It's hard to explain.

Ranboo, I mean you just- i- i think you did the right thing even though its not- it wasn't the optimal thing, you know? I mean, was it the best solution? Probably not, but it was still a solution so.. I'd say you still did a good thing even though in your eyes it's probably not good, but what else were you gonna- what else were we gonna do?

Phil: Yeah, true.

Ranboo: yeah.

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Vod: Tommy's Plan to Kill Dream

TommyVods

Tommy: Tubbo, I died. I spoke to Schlatt, I spoke to Wilbur, Wilbur Soot, alright?

Tubbo: Has Schlatt changed his ways? Or is he still smoking and drinking-

Tommy: Tubbo, they've been in there for so long, and so many years, alright?

Tubbo: Years? They've only died months ago-

Tommy: Tubbo, I was in that prison for about… month and five days, alright. Time in death though? I was here for months and months and months! Time's different when you d- Don't tell anyone this- Time's different when you die.

Tubbo: So you're older, now curz-

Tommy: I don't, I don't know! [...]

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Tommy: -But Listen to me! I've seen everything! I know so much more than you now, I've been with the dead and I know so much more! So much more I'm not willing to explain. But listen to me we need to kill him, before it's too late-

[...]

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Tubbo: Why is it different now? Why are we killing him- why didn't we just kill him to begin with, when we had the chance? Why did you put it off?

Tommy: Because Tubbo i thought he would use the revive book for go- ok, this is what he said to me he said he will only use the revivebook to revive Wilbur, and he said that that when he gets out out of the he's gonna hurt, not just you, but everyone i care for, he's gonna hurt everyone. So please we need to kill him.

[...]

Tubbo: So why don't you want him to bring Wilbur back now? What suddenly changed? 

Tommy: I've spent months in the death area- well- let's call it the death zone, with Wilbur, right.

Tubbo: the death zone? Like limbo-

Tommy: I've spent months there, I've spent months and months and months there and I was only there for a few days, Wilbur's been there for real months, he is so different and he is powerful and you know how he molds me like a piece of clay Tubbo. I don't want him to come back, we can't let him come back, and Dream said to me that he'll revive Wilbur.[...]

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Tommy: No, i spoke to you, not Ghostbur, i spoke to you

Ghostbur: But i am Ghostbur

Tommy: I spoke to Wilbur,

Ghostbur: You don't wanna talk to him.

Tommy: I know, I never wanna talk to him again.

Ghostbur: He's not very nice, he's not a nice guy.

Tommy: Acu- Ghostbur i've got a question for you, do you want him to come back?

Because i- i don't, i don't think i do ever ever.

Ghostbur: He's a- i- uhm.. t-the world needs- needs structure and order and he he's good at that, he did that but- i-

Tommy: No, the world needs less villains, and he was a villain if I've ever seen one.

Ghostbur: But a villain is just a- sometimes the line's a little blurry, you could say, a little blurry it's a tiny bit, it's like a villain- a villain is just a hero you haven't convinced yet.

Tubbo: I'm not sure I follow you.

Tommy: No, but he started as hero, he started as a hero and then he was the villain.

Ghostbur: Well-

Tommy: I don't think we should bring him back ever. 

Ghostbur: Oh…

Tommy: I think you should-  you like being a ghost don't you? Hey! Look bl- Red! You can stand on the red! [...]

.

Ghostbur: Yeah,i- i- i like it here but  we were talking about this and i thought we wanted to bring back Wilbur, because he understood-

Tommy: No-

Ghostbur: -because, because L'manburg got blown up-

Tommy: No! No no no no, We don't want to bring back Wilbur, i've spent months with Wilbur, wh-when you die times different Ghostbur, i know i can speak to you 'cause you don- you keep secrets, times different, alright? i've spent so long with Wilbur,

Ghostbur: How- how long?

Tommy: Months and months and months alright? And if i was here for months, he's been there for years, possibly decades, he can't come back.

This isnt a-

Ghostbur: How- how- so what's the corversion? What's the- how long-

 Tommy: What's the conversion rate?-

Ghostbur: yeah, what's the-

Tommy: -God, you sound like a fuckin' bitcoin miner.

Ghostbur: -If time's different in the- in the- in the dead land then what's the- what do you call it? Limbo- if time is different in limbo then what's- what's- what's the difference?

Tommy: I don't really know. But I was there, apparently, I was dead, according to the Dream but he does lie, I was dead for- for 3 days. And i was there for-

Ghostbur: And how long, how long was that in months?

Tommy: I don't know, i can- i can say  months and months, i- i'd- i'd say between three to seven?

Ghostbur: Okey.

Tommy: So the middle, four point five.

Ghostbur: -So Wilbur's been dead for ten to twelve years.

Tommy: And there's a lot to learn when you're dead, innit?

Ghostbur: What did you learn? I've just forgotten things.

Tommy: Oh I learned about bad shit.

Ghostbur: Yeah?

Tommy: Do you know what Wilbur did? He very slowly and excruciatingly, over an entire month, explained to me what hemorrhoids was and it hurt me so much.

And then he'd go on about all the books he has been reading. It was terrible, it was the wor-

Tubbo: Did you see each other? Or were you just-

Tommy: Oh, Don't make me talk about it! Don't make me talk about it! Oh, it was- it was the worst!

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Ghostbur: Tommy why didn't you want Wilbur back?

Tommy: Well… I spent a long long time speaking to Wilbur in- when I was dead. And i- and when I wanted to bring him back I thought he- I thought there was still some brotherness there, I thought maybe he's still my pal. And I found out he's not- he's only grown worse.

Ghostbur: He spent a lot of time around a bad guy, he spent, like a decade you said, around- around Schlatt and Schlatt's the bad- Schlatt's the bad guy right?

Tommy: I don't think Schlatt's the only bad guy.

Ghostbur: He's a bad guy right? Him and Eret are the bad guys right? That's the- that's the-

Tubbo: Yes, more or less.

Ghostbur: That's what you told me.

Ranboo: And Dream of course.

Tommy: There's a lot more bad guys.

[...]

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Vod: Ranboo prepares with tommyinnit to take down dream on the dream smp full stream (VOD)

Ranboo Vods

Ranboo: [About Dream] He's trapped in there and we thought he was powerless but even in there he still has power that's why we're killing him actually. Its because-

Ghostbur: What's the worst he could do with the power?

Ranboo: He could bring back the people that are- well, technically the villains in this story, and then get out. And then start to do what he did before he got into prison, just again, and probably worse honestly!

Ghostbur: He's gonna bring back Schlatt?

Ranboo: He can bring back anyone that's died.

[...]

Ghostbur: Also- um, so are we- are we not bringing back Wilbur anymore? Is that… off the table? 'Cause Phil and Technoblade and- and- and people are still keen- and Eret is keen to bring back Wilbur. And i- i'm- Ranboo i gotta tell you i'm really scared. I- i'm not scared of Wilbur i think.

Ranboo: Yeah.

Ghostbur: I'm scared of going back to.. nothing. I- I'll be gone again. I dont- I- i kinda like being here and i like all my friends and i don't...

Ranboo: Yeah. See it's different with me because I never knew Wilbur, i never met Wilbur. I've only met, well you… so...

Ghostbur: I- I think im pretty- I like to think im pretty neat.

Ranboo: Yeah i think you're pretty neat too. I don't- i don't think-

Ghostbur: Yus!

Ranboo: I mean, Honestly i'd- i never knew Wilbur, i never met him but I mean,  what i've been told, he seemed like he had good intentions and- and i mean, i think that's kinda what you are, you are his good intentions.

Ghostbur: In a pint sized glass.

Ranboo: yeah.

Ghostbur: in a little package, little package.

Ranboo: yeah!

Ghostbur: I've read his memoirs Ranboo, i've read- they are all gone now they were blown up when my library was destroyed, so many really important pieces of history were blown up when that library was destroyed.

Ranboo: Definitely yeah.

Ghostbur: But I have- i read his memoirs and he- he was- he was pretty ok! Most of the time, he seemed like he was- people liked him but then- then- then he lost this election and- and- and you know the story, everyone knows the story. 

Ranboo: yeah, yeah.

Ghostbur: But i just- i- from seeing how much everything went down and how Tubbo was- was really badly you know? Scared with- by- by- you know? the explosion and things which- thinking about it that's- maybe was Technoblade's fault and Phil's fault, but um, because of all this now more than ever it's really important that we have a leader and that's why i was on the side on bringing him back

and if- if things have changed, if you tell me i'll go along with whatever you say if- if you think Ghostbur sticks around, i'll stick around but if you think Wilbur- Wilbur sticks around i'll- i'll do whatever it takes to help you! I just- I just wanna help! I just wanna help Ranboo!

Ranboo: yeah, im-

Ghostbur: -And i can see it in you that you know what's best.

Ranboo: The thing is i- i really don't. i mean, Ha- Wilbur... he seemed good, when you read anyone's memoirs it helps them… kinda rationalize the way that they think so- i honestly don't know, because-

Ghostbur: History is written by the winners.

Ranboo: Yeah and he, he technically won, I mean he did what he wanted to.

Ghostbur: but then he lost and everyone hates him.

Ranboo: I don't- i don't think everyone hates him. I don't really hate him. I mean, it's like hearing about a historical figure. I mean he did good things yeah, but he also did bad things so. I- i'm indifferent as i am with a lot of things.

Ghostbur: I'm sure- i'm sure that you'll figure it out

[...]

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Ranboo: I haven't even heard of Wilbur honestly, i- i've barely heard of Wilbur, i mean, Tubbo really has not told me much about Wilbur other than i mean, he's the one who blew up Manburg the first time. 

But i like Ghostbur i mean, i like- i like Ghostbur i'd say a lot more, because Ghostbur seems nice, i don't think that anything is going wrong right now, i mean if we- if we kill dream then… then uh- ' cause we don't need a leader. 

I really don't know... I really don't know, I don't think we need a leader, because if- if someone rules everyone then- i mean if the leader becomes corrupted, when the leader becomes corrupted then we see what happens. We- we see what happens when someone who leads becomes corrupted, heck i'm a part of an anarchist organization So… I really just don't know what to do.

Because I mean, Tommy doesn't want Wilbur back.

I don't think anyone wants Wilbur back, so why is it even a question?

All I do know is that we definitely have to kill Dream, right? We definitely have to kill Dream. I mean, we gotta- we gotta kill Dream.

I mean, i don't even know if anyone wants him back, i mean, the only person that i would think would be Phil, right? The only person that I'd think would be Phil, so… but Phil's ok now, he's doing alright, shure he's sad now, but I think he'll be good, yeah I think we'll be able to kill Dream and everything will be good!

I mean, if we kill Dream, Wilbur isn't coming back, we won't have to worry about much- we'll still have to worry about things but not on the scale Dream was doing right? Right? [...]

[...] So if everyone's ok without him, I mean, everyone's ok already… right? Everyone's- Everyone's good, I mean, I like Ghostbur, I think that Ghostbur is awesome. I don't know-[...]

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Ranboo: Oh my goodness. Yeah see, i like Ghostbur a lot more, i like Ghostbur a lot more.

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Vod: Wilbur's Revival Dream SMP

TommyVods

Tommy: No you don't understand, It's not that he's dead it's that Wilbur's back.

Tubbo: What?

Ranboo: What do you mean Wilbur's back? No, you mean Like- Wilbur? Like-

Tommy: Let's go-

Ranboo: "Press button and blow up" Wilbur, that one?

.

Tommy: No, no ok, listen to me, Did you think I liked Wilbur? Is that what you think this is about Ranboo? Why are you being so unempathetic?

Ranboo: I don't know what you mean! Like-

Tommy: Wilbur is back, Ranboo! Ghostbur is dead!

Ranboo: Yeah-

Tommy: No, no there's only one way to know.

Ranboo: What do you mean? Like- like THE Wilbur? The one that- like your friend?

Tommy: We are not fucking friends, Ranboo.

Ranboo: Wilbur wasn't-? I mean, I knew he did some bad stuff but I thought he was at least kind of your friend. 

Tommy: No, Wilbur was nothing.

Ever since i died Ranboo, we- i spent so long with Wilbur-

Ranboo: Yeah?

Tommy: -and i thought he changed, every time i thought he changed, but Ranboo he never changes, Wilbur never changes… and now he's back.

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Ranboo: May- Maybe- Maybe he's different you know? I mean, he's been spending a lot of time in the afterlife-

Tubbo: Yeah, he's been dead for a while,

Ranboo: -he probably might be different, you know?

Tommy: He's not different Ranboo, i've been there Ranboo, and he's so much fucking worse. When we go up to him, you two just stand back-[...]

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#dream smp #mcyt #ranboo #wilbur soot #tubbo #tommyinnit #philza #ghostbur #last four are in thr quotes #burger duo #night's talk tag #if aynore ever needed a refrence on what ranboo knows... here #dsmp analysis #night's meta tag

[battery-forgot]

Now, I come mid-week to give you all of my DSMP/MCYT headcanons because I have many

Don’t mind if these are repeated, misspelt, or has no logic, it is block game things and I am not checking over them-- and some will be organized, and some will be random, some might not have a Enter space because these are all ctrl c + ctrl v’ed from a Discord server I am in :]

Skeppy headcanons: Skeppy is 4 billion years old as scientists have thought that is how long ores and diamonds existed for

Skeppy's species is pretty rare

Every diamond that is broken or damaged causes Skeppy to feel a physical pain in his body

His species has lamp tail as they don't have night vision, some of them also have tiny wings that aren't usable, though they can kinda glide short distances with them

Because of his small height, he has taught himself magic to be able to change size, it can hurt him if he goes taller than 5'3, but he is able to get to Foolish's height if he tried

Sometimes random crystals grow on Skeppy's face, though they look different from normal crystals and can be used for things like explosives, though he doesn't know about it

Techno has seen Kristen but doesn't remember it well, though Kristen gave him his crown as a gift

Techno has a collection of skull masks that he has worn, he wears the skulls because of nostalgia now but he used to wear them because he thought they were cool and made him look threatening

Technoblade, Skeppy, Sam, Ranboo, Michael(the son- not Michaelmcchill), Phil, Bad, and some others really like shiny and golden objects

DreamSMP theme/"timeline" is kind of like a steampunk like thing

Drista is DreamXD's sister and DristaXD is Dream's "sister", though they aren't really siblings as they are robots

Drista and DreamXD are clones of DristaXD and Dream, though they actually look nothing alike

Callahan is a mute mini-god that everyone knows exists but doesn't really understand they are a mini-god. They kind of just chill and do what people ask them to do

Phil: Phil is more into traveling than anything else

Though he doesn't mind being a father figure, he doesn't think he is a good one especially after he killed Wilbur

He is able to turn into the size of a crow, though since his wings are now unusable, he doesn't do it as often as it is basically useless

Phil sometimes takes bird baths, though I guess they are always called that-

He has bird legs/talons,but they aren’t fully noticeable

joke headcanon I thought of is that Phil's handwriting is chicken-scratch because he is half-crow

Phil has really good memory, as a crow would

-DreamXD is actually pretty weak in powers, but he acts like he is the strongest person in the server

-Tommy's eye is just completely gone from when Dream killed him, but he covers it with an eyepatch

-Tubbo talks about things to Ranboo thinking he'll forget them, but some stories Ranboo remembers but doesn't speak about it because he doesn't want to make Tubbo worry too much

-Philza wasn't willing to kill Wilbur so Wilbur forced Phil by grabbing his arm and impaling himself

-Dream and Techno sometimes share stories about having ADHD

-Phil didn't really know about Fundy, he knew he existed but had no idea to how he acted, looked, or his actual name

-Wilbur had a letter written to Fundy about how he was sorry for what he was gonna do during November 16th, but the withers blew it up before Fundy knew about it

-Fundy doesn't let anyone hold his hand because it makes him remember the past where he would hold Wilbur's hand a lot

-Change of headcanons: Schlatt and Puffy are cousins, Tubbo was just a random kid that would follow Schlatt for hours a day, waiting for him to acknowledge him

-Dream jumps into the lava in the prison as it reminds him of Sapnap

-Bad was uncomfortable when Sapnap married Big Q and Karl because he went on a date with Quackity before but he still supported them (Yes I know Big Q basically had a divorce with Sap and Karl--)

-Skeppy knows a lot about other's pasts because of how old he is, even traumatizing facts

-Skeppy has a fear of fire (Pyrophobia) and he is kind of scared of Sapnap

-Dream used the revivebook on the cat Tommy killed, but Sam killed it thinking Dream would use the cat against Sam to escape quicker in the future

-Dream doesn't *fully* know why he is in prison, ever since Tommy and Tubbo killed him, a wire/chip broke in his body which made him forget a lot of things. Dream does get told what he had done a lot, but it makes him almost have a panic attack because he thought he was a pretty good person

-Ghostbur is Callahan, they were commanded by DreamXD to become Ghostbur so that everyone could feel like he was still there (Callahan can change who they are completely, but they don't actually know how they acted when as Ghostbur, though that doesn't mean he didn't know what happened, when Dream killed/revived Ghostbur, Callahan got to see what it felt like to die for the first time)

-Fundy has the habit of picking up things and using them at some sort of fidget (examples: knives, leaves, grass, wood, pencils, berry stems, etc.

-Ranboo will be writing/saying something about someone and use pronouns instead of their name or just with the person's name (example: "Puffy she/her was--" or "he/him writing down things") [Basically canon-]

-Tubbo used to headbutt people but stopped after around 2 years because he kept hurting people

-Phil used to squawk randomly when he was a kid, but he mainly just squawks when hiccuping now

-Even though Bad used to get really nervous picking people up because he was afraid he was gonna drop and kill them, he now just picks up everyone randomly... except Foolish and Ranboo

-Foolish is able to shrink to around 7ft, and unless he is building a big build, he will shrink so he can get around easier

-Because Ranboo is only half enderman, he isn't the full height of an enderman (He is only 8'5)

-If someone asks Charlie about his pronouns, out of confusion, he just responds with "Bones!" which sometimes leads Las Nevadas members (or just anyone really) calling him by He/it/Bones

-When Bad was being controlled by the egg, it made him get even more flashbacks about how his species was supposed to act which would end up with him panicking because that isn't who he wants to be (bonus: The more a member infected by the egg would panic, the more the egg would be able to take over the person because they can't focus)

-Kristin has taught Phil how to do makeup in their free-time of hanging out

-Kristin is insanely tall, if she shrinks then she turns more transparent, so she ends up looking more like a ghost when at average height

-Skeppy can't cry, though he still can feel sad

-Bad and Eret talk to eachother quite a lot

-When Tubbo was around 11-14, he would make redstone contraptions, though he doesn't remember how to make most of them now

Ranboo doesn't like photoshoots because he feels like everyone is staring at him, though this does mean he just doesn't have a passport photo, his alternative was to draw what he looked like on the passport but they didn't allow it, as well as Ranboo doesn't really remember what he looks like anyway because they don't like looking in mirrors--

I think this is half-canon but another headcanon is where every SMP is just an island far away from others. In this case, Hermitcraft, 30 day SMP, and other SMPs are all linked up, as for people who are in multiple SMPs, they travel around by boat for awhile, now, the thing I've just not figured out is how tf their look magically changes-like- outfit is decently obvious-- but do they magically transform like an anime girl? Idk- 

Skeppy's voice randomly glitches out, is there an actual reason for this? No.

Quackity’s outfit is similar to Sub Urban’s (In Freak)

Skeppy acts as if he is royalty, he doesn't act rude or demanding unless joking- but he does act as if he is the superior person-

-Skeppy and Slime are the only "people" that don't have steampunk styled clothing because of how old they are

-Skeppy's hair grows insanely quickly and no one knows why, he honestly hates it

-Most of Skeppy's outfits have been made by Bad or Puffy

-Skeppy knows DreamXD as if he is a brother, but he despises him because of something that has happened around 3,000 years ago

-Skeppy has a lot of different shades in their hair on the "inside"(like- the side where his neck is is what I mean, I don't remember if it has a name or not-)

-Like I've said before, Skeppy's eyes are crystallized, but they are somewhat transparent, not enough to where you'd be able to see the inside of his head, but they are still transparent

-In the past, Skeppy didn't like their name which is why they called himself "Skeppy"

-He has an attachment to caves

-When Skeppy was a kid, they had the dream of him filling cave walls with houses of their own

-Skeppy goes by it/they/he

-Skeppy joke flirts with Bad all the time to confuse everyone, Bad doesn't like it because then everyone thinks they are dating which makes him feel a little uncomfortable

-Out of boredom, in the past, Skeppy would climb on the roofs of caves, hang upside down, and try and sleep like a bat

-They have no blood in his body, it is literally just a diamond covered with a thin layer of skin and hair

-Skeppy gets stressed out easily when it comes to learning because it just reminds him of everything he had to get used to as the billion of years he lived went by

-Skeppy used to not be allowed out into the open world, the first time it experienced going outside was when it was 2 billion years old

-Skeppy has accidentally caught things on fire during the day because of the reflecting of the sun, but even then, they are nocturnal so they don't really have to worry about it

-Wilbur adapted to hanging out with Sally in the water, he has some gills, but he can only breathe underwater for a bit longer with them

-Skeppy always has the equivalent of Diamond (armor) except when he was infected by the egg, he was equivalent to the strength of a Ruby

-Infected Skeppy has a redstone glow when touched, so when hugged(or hive fived- or- yeah you get the point), he would give a subtle glow around him until let go

-The Eggpire still can be controlled, but they are able to control it unless angered/upset

-Skeppy was 6ft when infected, now he is 3′9 un-infected

-At this point, Dream likes the prison because he sometimes feels safe there, like no one can hurt him

-DristaXD is more of a ghost robot than an actual robot

-DristaXD's hobby is murdering people and has basically been in some sort of jail before, she has broken chains around their ankles and hands, it seems to have been made of a really strong material as wel

-Sapnap used to have fire wings, but when he had to get extinguished, they disappeared, they are still there, they just aren't visible until dunked in lava and Sapnap can't use them anymore

-Infected Bad still took care of Sapnap, but Sapnap never cared

-Sapnap takes the name "lava cake" too seriously... though he thinks the literal lava cakes he makes taste good

-Puffy's hair has been dyed blue by Ghostbur before because he wanted people to remember Friend if they ever disappeared

-Going with my Ghostbur as Callahan hc, when Ghostbur was killed, Callahan kind of glitched between realities and so Ghostburs body glitched from Callahan's body and Ghostbur's then just disappeared. Callahan is still alive but they randomly glitch into different realities, he has glitched into places Karl has gone, including The Inbetween.

-When Ghostbur was glitching back into Callahan after killed, it shocked and concerned Dream

There you go :]

#dreamsmp #dreamsmp headcanon #skeppy #badboyhalo #dream #dreamxd #philza #Callahan minecraft #Ghostbur #Fundy #Wilbur #captain puffy #Sapnap #Quackity #mcyt headcanons #Ranboo #Tubbo

[zahra-woodard]

Speech to Text doesn’t like DSMP

I’ve been using a speech to text program to help transcribe interviews for a school project, and there have been some funny results when it tries to do names and other stuff. Here’s some of the funny ones. 

Dream SMP: Dream s and p, Dream recipe, dreamers and PE, germ s&p, Jameson P, Drew Mississippi, three minutes and P, for to mess up, Journalists MP, premiss and pistol, Dream S and P. R. J Maxx

Quackity: quackety, clackety, plaque, Patrick, property, quality, packages, Squatty Potty

Wilbur: Wilber, Wilbert, Wilburn, bill burr, Wolber, LaLaRoe, Lewbert

Ghostbur: ghost burr, Grossberg

Ghostboo: Ghosts boo, ghost goo, Gasby

Ranboo: Rambu, Rambo, Ranbu, Rome boo, bamboo, brand new, ravizza, ramble, random, brambles, RAM, rounders, rendevous, Renoir, rainbow, rumba,

Tubbo: Tobo, Topo, Tabo, Taco, Tubba, Tebow, tobacco, Tableaus, taboo, Tuberous, tubers, terrible, pillow, coco

Schlatt: flat, shot, J shot, so that’s, J Shula, SCHLAPP, Chad

Fundy: Bundy, Fundie, FundI, tumor FundI (streamer Fundy)

Skeppy: Skippy, guppies, sketchy

Techno: techno blade, tech nobly, efecto, tech know, Tecj, tech no, Tegan, Technium, technically it’s, like no blood

Oh always some pee (Osmp)

Mula Marburg (new L’manburg)

Here’s some funny bits I found: 

“he dresses very rural”

--about Techno

“Enemy boy with lawn care”

--also about Techno

“sometimes I’ll throw Wilbur Techno”

“I'm a fan of his Lord just not the streamer.”

“I have drugged him since mula Marburg”

--about Ranboo

“He’s a squirt”

--also about Ranboo

Not the older ones where he’s got a purple tarpon

--about Ranboo, I read it as tampon so now you do too

Reblogs are apreciated!

Below the cut are some more, some are weird while others are just other spellings. 

L’manburg: Limburg, Lambrick, Bloomberg 

Snowchester: snow Chester, snow chest

Sapnap: SAP, SAP map, sac nap, seven F

Tommy: autonomy, told me, tell me, Ptolemy, recruiter (raccoon Tommy), recruiting (raccooninnit)

SMP: S&P, SNP, SM p, as MP

Philza: cell, Phil Spencer, fulfills a

DreamXD: dream XT, remix DEIK

ramblin saba (Ranboo and Tubbo)

or Italian Dream (are Tommy and Dream)

fils Integra (Philza and Techno)

A use (au)

had kept (headcanon)

Phantom (fandom)

Prontopia (Pogtopia)

Reviver (Revivebur)

inter walk (enderwalk)

SAM duck (Sam Nook)

Red Vines (refering to the eggs red vines)

moms are (mumza)

Sadist: status, satis

Eret: Eric, era

Karl: Carl, Curl

Eryn: Aaron, Erin

bad boy halo, bad boy Halo

Nikki

Kristen

Punk

Puns

#squatty potty is my favorite #dsmp #dream smp #quackity #wilbur #ranboo #tubbo #schlatt #fundy #skeppy #techno #speech to text

[mcyt-kalopsia]

Reacting to Your Death

So obviously I didn’t write all of them, but here’s how I interpret the SMP members that are written would react to you dying. 

Warnings: Spoilers for Tommy’s latest stream (Literally like one offhand), obviously death, lots of angst, violence mentions, Schlatt for anyone who doesn’t like him I suppose

Theme: angst, obviously it’s just them and how they deal with your death.

Characters; all the ones with (p) are strictly platonic but the others are up to personal interpretation: Dream, George, Sapnap, Wilbur, Techno, Schlatt, Tubbo (p), Ranboo (p), Tommy (p), Awesamdude, Niki, Karl, Quackity, Minx, Badboyhalo, Phil, DreamXD, Skeppy, Fundy.

DREAM:

- The first few days and nights, all he could do was sit inside all day. 

- No matter who visited to comfort him, he felt a horribly large part of his heart had been ripped away when you died.

- He thought about the day when you finally told him that a dirt shack wouldn’t do for a house, so you two spent days building an actual house.

- After those first few days, he decided he would bring you back. 

- The revive book had worked for Tommy and Wilbur, so it had to work for you. 

- He swore he would bring you back. So he did.

GEORGE:

- He didn’t know how to feel at first. He would get terribly depressed, then angry, and then numb, over and over.

- After a week of this, he then could hardly stop crying. What was he going to do without you? The realisation that he was without you hit him like a truck.

- Whenever he would go out with friends, he made it a habit to pick one of your favourite flowers each day. 

SAPNAP:

- He was crushed. He acted out more and more often out of anger to avoid his sadness and hurt, but when he was alone all he did was try so, so hard not to cry. 

- Bruised and bloodied knuckles were his most worn accessory.

- Often slept in your house, as a way to feel closer to you. He spends a lot more time in your house than his.

- Always remembered your birthday, but every birthday just made him more sad. 

- Eventually he would go to Dream about the revive book too.

WILBUR:

- You had been the only one to see past his flaws in a wary way, and he was heartbroken when you died.

- He often sat on your porch and sang songs he had once sang to you, as well as songs he knew you’d loved, and songs he’d written for you. 

- He was the one to make your grave, and had promised to be kinder.

- Though he loved being alive, he didn’t like that you couldn’t also have a second chance at life as well and felt it unfair.

- Probably resorted to a little bit of violence once he got to the anger stage of grieving.

TECHNOBLADE:

- He was always a pretty quiet guy, but when you died he went silent for weeks aside from when he was alone.

- When he was alone, he went into his library. He found all of your favourite books, worn and bent on pages from you reading them over and over, and he would read them aloud. 

- He hoped you could hear him from wherever you were as he read the books you had loved.

- He spent a lot of time awake as he did this, oftentimes getting very invested in what you had loved.

- If he wasn’t reading, usually he was in bed, wondering about how he couldn’t save you. 

SCHLATT:

- Of course, in public he looked composed as he usually was, as if it wasn’t eating him up inside that you were gone.

- “Who was that again?”

- When alone, he falls apart immediately. 

- People assume that when he’s waking up at near to noon it’s because he’s drinking, but it’s really because your death kept him up all night every night.

- He hardly even drank now, because of the secret promise he’d made to you.

- Though you were dead now, he still wanted to keep his promise, just in case.

TUBBO:

- Was the one who made everyone promise to get along when Wilbur made the funeral.

- Was entrusted with the love and care of your stuffed animals or anything from your childhood.

- Has your old childhood photos framed along with his own, so others often stop by to look at the photos to remember you by.

- Probably has your old horse as well, and takes really good care of them.

RANBOO:

- You two had been really close friends before you died. You were such good friends that he didn’t even need his book to remember you were friends, so of course he was absolutely crushed.

- Though he tried his best to stay stable to avoid certain things, he was upset.

- He definitely gave a speech at your funeral.

- He often sits in your room, talking aloud as if you were still with him.

- He would often repeat old jokes you used to tell each other, laughing softly and trying his best to not get too upset.

- If he wasn’t in your room, he was in your old garden tending to your flowers.

TOMMY:

- He’s also more aggressive like Sapnap, except moreso verbally.

- He blames himself heavily for what happened to you, and he mentally beats himself up about it all the time.

- “It was my fault Y/N’s dead, I get it!”

- He’s not much of a cryer.

AWESAMDUDE:

- All of his pain and sadness get put aside with work. He works harder, he makes it so he hardly has time to think about it.

- When he does think about it, he just feels so heavy the rest of the day, like thinking about your death has sucked the rest of the day’s energy from him.

- Sometimes he’s teased for suddenly being so sluggish and unlike himself, but he can’t even muster the energy to explain that he was thinking about you and how he missed you so badly that it hurt him deeply.

- To say the least, he felt like he had believed too much in you having more time. He should have known not to trust in fate.

NIKI:

- She for sure has any other pets you had. She takes extra good care of them.

- There’s a little spot in her garden dedicated to you.

- She had shut down for a good while after your funeral, where she hardly spoke to anyone and often lay in bed all day to try and remember you.

- Although as time went on, she decided you would have hated seeing her in bed all day like that and started doing her normal routines.

KARL:

- He knew he should have seen it coming, but… somehow, he didn’t.

- He felt a little guilty about this thought, and it often kept him from doing any normal tasks.

- He misses the days when one of you felt bad so the other would do everything in their power to make them feel better. 

- Needless to say, he started writing letters to you, even if it was just to keep himself a little busy.

QUACKITY:

- Laughing Through the Pain™

- He spends a lot more time making sure people aren’t worried, by making really bad jokes as usual.

- The only times he cries are when he thinks too much about you, regardless of if he’s alone or not. Sometimes it makes encounters awkward.

- He’s just sobbing one time while in the midst of a conversation with someone and he’s just like “sorry man I was thinking about Y/N” and they are just like “...oh”

MINX:

- Aggressive but make it threatening and nothing more. 

- “If you don’t fucking shut up about Y/N I’ll knock yer teeth in”

- She just wants to be alone sometimes. She just wants to be alone so maybe the pain will stop being so bad.

- Also not much of a cryer unless it’s late at night.

BADBOYHALO:

- “You little muffin… I told you not to get yourself into danger..”

- He loves to talk about you whenever people bring an old interest up.

- “I remember how much Y/N loved these…” He’s staring at the flowers nearby. He’s smiling sadly. 

- Often shares good memories of you with others to help them cope a little.

- He’s sad, but he knows it would do him no good to be so miserable that he can’t do anything. And he knows how much you would scold him if he stopped being himself completely.

PHIL:

- He names a parrot after you, naturally.

- He’s not gone as often now because he likes to stop by your grave and just talk. 

- He collects things that remind him of you and puts them in a special chest marked with your name. Sometimes it’s things you said were cool, other times it’s just things that he associates with you.

- Drinks your favourite teas.

DREAMXD:

- Would absolutely just go “lmao” in the chat and then leave again

- That’s it, that’s him.

SKEPPY:

- No more silly pranks with him :( no more memeing on others…

- It hits him hard

- Like Quackity, he makes a lot of jokes to mask how upset he is.

- Of course, he has Bad, but damn was it still difficult to deal with your passing.

FUNDY:

- :(

- He’s so sad that he doesn’t even want to do anything or go anywhere.

- It feels like his whole world just stopped and that nothing could hurt worse than this, and he doesn’t even want to face this sadness.

- He often goes out into the woods to climb trees like the two of you used to do.

#mcyt #mcyt angst #mcyt writing #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #sapnap #wilbur soot #technoblade #jschlatt #tubbo #ranboo #tommyinnit #awesamdude #nihachu #karl jacobs #justaminx #badboyhalo #philza #dreamxd #skeppy #fundy #Neph's mcyt stuff #Neph's writing

[noobsomeexagerjunk]

phil and fundy not being present at the disc confrontation led to them knowing about revive book and treating it with great concern only when dream finally resurrected wilbur, huh

wait, does fundy even know that tommy got trapped in jail with dream, was killed in jail by dream, and was resurrected by dream?!

i know phil has some idea since ranboo told him through the syndicate meeting

#dream smp #philza #fundy #wilbur soot #dreamwastaken #tommyinnit