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seraphiam · 1 year

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"Hey."

He appears like a sudden gust of wind. Snow is kicked up everywhere as he walks; the breeze is with him now. Things have been different for him--for Lewyn--ever since reuniting with his mother. He is king-but-not-king, bard-but-not-bard, and no matter how you slice it, completely different from the man of mysteries Sigurd met those few months ago.

"Your horse tired or somethin'? It's rare that I ever catch up to you!" All is said in jest, through clenched teeth and an eye welled with sorrow, covered by verdant bangs. There are times when he hates that he does this. That is he so sociable and friendly and happy-go-lucky on the surface. When he wants to be sincere--genuine--the name he's made for himself shows its doubled edge.

"... Thanks," he continues, tone changing tracks to what it wants to be, "I know things look pretty bad for me now, but I learned a lot fighting beside you. Even long after everything's all said and done, I won't forget about our little adventure."

There. Everything's off his chest. If Sigurd pays close enough attention, he'll notice a small sigh heaved from Lewyn's chest, the cold air of Silesse giving away his sly action. He pauses a moment more, eyelid briefly shutting in thought, before letting his silver tongue rise back to the surface.

The last thing he'd want is to bring down the mood around here.

"Course, if you want me to remember that pretty face, you'll have to start slowing down every once in a while."

// lewyn at sigurd: grannvale's hero

by now, sigurd has learned that lewyn is far more than just your average bard. of course he'd had a feeling from the moment he'd met the man— lewyn was special, though he hadn't figured it all out exactly until now. he hides troubled feelings behind jests and a flirty personality, and sigurd can't exactly blame him.

if he was capable of keeping his emotions off his face, he'd probably do the same too.

"i'm not the kind of man to overwork my horse." he shoots back with something of a knowing smile. to his surprise, lewyn drops the laidback attitude— and the holy knight gets just a moment of honest emotion from him.

surprise graces his features, eyes wide for a second before he shakes his head. "i could never forget your face now, lewyn. really, you're like family to me at this point." everyone in the army was, in some way, but somehow lewyn especially... "after the war ends, if you ever need help... come find me, alright? the duchy of chalphy will be here for you for whatever you need."

#[ IC ]#lewyn (gxldings)#[ sigurd: grannvales hero ]#the lewyn/sigurd agenda real #thank you for the first pipebomb in my inbox <3

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shoebillstork · 5 months

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Mutual 1: (An extremely extensive post detailing their trauma on their secret blog)

Mutual 1: (A picture of the soup they finished making) Eeatting penis soup grab a bowl

Mutual 2: (Cropped batman yaoi) This scene was so compelling in the comics qnd established so much for Bruce Waynes character as a bottom

Mutual 3: Just updated my comic (it is one of the most compelling pieces of narrative youve ever read. Its based off of a bad game)

Mutual 4: Ngl this omegaverse gacha life youtube video is more compelling than most shows i watch

Mutual 5: Finally cocking out i swear if one more thing happens today i will snap

Mutual 6: PENIS TYPO

Mutual 7: PENIS TYPO

Mutual 8: PENIS TYPO

Mutual 9: This yak tranquilizer weak af

Mutual 10: Come make my sinister potion (posts how to make a pipebomb)

Mutual 11: Do i get plastic surgery and change my name and move to a different country y/n (poll is in favor of yes by a huge margin)

Mutual 12: Mutual 13 is a lying fucking piece of trash and i think they should drop dead. They live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104 and im going to record me beating the shit out of them

Mutual 13: Aww my bestie is coming to visit me soon :]

(Mutual 12 and 13 are dating)

Mutual 14: who tf does she think she is (posts a sc of mutual 8 from three url changes ago. It is mutual 8 saying theyre going to the park)

Mutual 15: So in my latest session in dnd we rolled 1d12 for dick size and i rolled a nat 20 and idk what to do with this reponsibility now

Mutual 16: he looks so good im going to scream (a screenshot where said character is so far in the background he doesnt even have a face)

Mutual 17: eho up thinking about the moral dillemma presented in pokemon go

Mutual 18: take a look at my ocs :D (mona lisa if dhe was gay)

Mutual 19: i hadba really good day today i got to spend some time bonding with my entire family and we got to celebrate something we havent had the time for in 37 years

Mutual 20: (reblogging mutual 19) L + Don't care + 632146K~P PRC, dl.2146K~P, 5K > 2146K~P, 5K > JF 2146K~P, 2H, WS ([4]6H->P), 623H

Mutual 21: (Blurry photo of them running from police) they're after me for my stash kf yaoi cocaine

Mutual 22: (Miles long RP chain they started 2 months ago. You have post notification on for them because its awesome)

Mutual 23: Discussing the morality of liking bananas over mangoes

Mutuals 24 ans 25: having a dramatic wedding where theyre acting as a crack ship. They're on the verge of divorce

Mutual 26: She winding onbmy waker (is in the middle of intense controversy)

Mutual 27: (Callout for mutual 26)

Mutual 28: If Mutual 17 asked i would give them a sloppy toppy

Mutual 29: Anon get out of my inbox before j block you his ass is NOT flat. (His ass is fucking concave)

Mutual 30: Shes just like me fr (a picture kf a shopping cart)

#textbox

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borderline-culture-is · 1 month

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BPD culture is wishing I put send a pipebomb to my ex’s tumblr inbox since I don’t have his actual address anymore

-🫀🌑

#borderline culture is #borderline personality disorder #bpd #bpd culture is #bpd culture #bpd safe #actually borderline #actually bpd #bpd fp #fp #fp bpd #ex fp #- 🫀🌑

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autistme · 4 months

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hi danny

HI OLIVER MY BELOVED FRIEND AND MUTUAL OLIVER YOU LEFT A PIPEBOMB IN MY INBOX JUST WONDERING IF YOU UNDERSTAND THIS

#ASKS #⭐

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stupidscav · 4 months

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fuck it I'm making this my pinned now

announcement board!!!

- asks are open!!! You can ask anything! You can drop a pipebomb in my inbox!! Go crazy!!!

- you can give me a name and I'll probably vibe with it!! I wanna find a preferred name to go by irl as well so name suggestions are welcome!!

- tre

- chrismas drawing requests!! PLEASE NOTE:

.these will most likely be infrequent and be done after christmas, please don't rush me

.these will most likely be traditional art

.this is just for fun!! ^^

here is my old pinned with more info about me!!!merry crymis!!!!!

gif by scav-gifs-daily

alt account @scavssupersecretaltacc :3

spam/rb acc @i-like-to-explode

kin acc @ejot

vent acc (heavier than ones on this acc) @d-arkpearls

#scavs silly misc #gif #flashing

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dreamlnder · 2 months

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pipebomb in your mailbox: boom

NOOO NOO NOT AGAIN MY INBOX!!! MY HOUSE!!! MY EVERYTHING !!!!

#(insert ask tag here)

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drmslastmorning · 3 months

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this fic is going to give you guys such whiplash that I expect a pipebomb in my inbox

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deltaruinedcoco37 · 1 month

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Aww she's so silly :D

IM GONNA MAKE HER GO KABOOM WITH MY PIPEBOMB (of woomy)

HAHAHA

-ghost haunting your inbox

NO!!!

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electrohazard · 5 months

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theres a pipebomb in my ask inbox

#kreetz.txt

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omoriboii · 10 months

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There's a pipebomb in the inbox.

hi pipe bomb in my inbox.

#omoasks

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chaedomi · 3 months

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as an early merry christmas, i give you pipebomb in your mail!! :DD

just kidding maybe this is the actual one

a virtual gift 🎁

WOWWWW ILYSM I'm so sorry rosalie IM NOW CHECKING MY INBOX BC OF HOW BUSY IVE BEEN. (may I take this as a late Christmas gift...?)

#( rosalie — 🥛)#09.01.2024

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pichlive · 4 months

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Your reaction to the Narrator and what he says is really funny. You’ve basically gone:

I don’t trust you!

Okay, I think you believe what you’re saying. However, I think you’re wrong so I’m going to ignore you.

Wait, where did everyone go… SHIT, was the Narrator right!? Did the world end!?

The Narrator, the Hero and the Smitten are all gone. Are they dead? Did the apocalypse happen!?

Oh, never mind, the Princess is here. The world might still have ended though…

Meh, sometime things need to end for new things to start AKA I don’t care that my choices may have led to the premature and possibly painful death of every man, woman, child, animal and possible the universe itself. The Princess is here and that’s all I care about. Plus, maybe something else with come after this.

Oh good. Things have reset… and the Narrator’s back warning me about the end of the world again yawn

Wait, maybe the Princess made him like this

God, I hate this guy and how he’s – checks notes – doing the thing that the Princess might be making him do. Anyway, I love the Princess and she can do no wrong!

Don’t get me wrong, your reactions are completely understandable. It’s hard to believe a random voice that goes ‘go murder this person or you’ll condemn everyone else to die.’ Anyone would find that sus. Not to mention, while you are being told the Princess will end the world, the only person you’ve actually seen is the Princess and she asks you not to kill her. I do wonder if you’d have been so blasé about the possible end of the world if you’d seen some of the people you may or may not have damned.

It’s just funny that you simultaneous believe the Princess might be the one making him like that and that she’s worth saving but he isn’t. If you’re right and the Princess made him like this, he’s very much a victim but you don’t care because you’ve choice her side.

You’ve said that you’re going to try to save everyone, with the possible exception of the Narrator who you think might be a lost cause. It sucks for the Narrator. You think he believes what he says, that he might even be right, that the Princess might have made him like this and he’s still the only person you aren’t bothered about saving.

oh boy-- outside of the game content! Looks like i've unlocked the voice of The Anon!

so this little dumpster fire of an ask has been waiting in my inbox for… quite some time.

my initial hesitation to answer, more than anything else, was because, sincerely-- the tone of this anon made me think they might pipebomb me with spoilers to prove whatever little weird point they're making here-- if, in hindsight, there even is one worth making.

and also not give you the immediate satisfaction either-- if you even are still here (hi i guess?)

but now that i've finished the game…

well okay for one all i'm going to say is i can tell you haven't even finished the game. maybe even barely watched the demo.

Or by this point, might have gotten beyond that-- given that one ask i also believe you also sent me (from the way you... apparently think my reactions are so '''funny'''), you'd probably have tried to spoil me even more... because i wasn't getting to the points you thought i should???? what is your fucking damage?

but the first reason i wanted to 'answer' this was to show off how completely fucking bonkers you are.

the fact that i KNOW on some level you had to have based all this JUST on my playthrough-- and opinions-- of the game.

my very… incomplete perspective and playthrough of the game at the time you sent this in, btw.

the very… condescending way you word… all of this. because i have a spine i find this more cute than anything, if very annoying and weird.

the fact you seem to make judgement calls… on my morality? from how i play a game? with very Not Real Characters? I mean yeah it wants to draw you in and my choices/opinions for the most part have been genuine but i think ya'll get what i mean here

also i can further tell you have Not Played The Game because of assumptions even I haven't made? or at the time hadn't made? or if you have, uh… well. um. hm. alright then.

but again like-- your assessment of me based on… what was at the time a very incomplete playthrough with what information i had-- and if anything now that i have completed the game, uh, yeah, i'm pretty firm on my perspective.

but also other than shaming me for… beyond siding with, sympathizing with a character… the game wants you to sympathize with and bond with and not getting along as much with a character who, at every corner… listen i don't think he's technically a liar but gaslighting and condescension isn't that great of a look either. but also shaming me for liking her so much when the game is stated outright TO BE A LOVE STORY. DO YOU ALSO GET WEIRD AT PEOPLE WHO PLAY FUCKING DATING SIMS AND LIKE THE CHARACTERS, ANONTHY?

also your weird judgement of my impressions in general. like. it's almost that's what a liveblog is?

'the only person you aren't bothered about saving' is. also interesting. all i'm gonna say is um. anon. genuinely. what the fuck am i supposed to do here to even SAVE the narrator?

but also the insistence i'm playing a game 'wrong' that…… outright says there ARE no wrong choices, just different perspectives (which, i suppose also technically applies to me here-- but my point here being this anon is kind of weirdly fucking judgmental).

hell, even the creators have stated they won't answer any lore questions outright BECAUSE they want it to be interpreted in a variety of ways!

which, speaking of the creators.

i don't know them obviously, but, uh. anon?

i don't… think they'd want you acting like this. like thank god this game is so popular.

i say this because…

let's imagine, for a moment:

i have a weaker spine, and this game is far less popular, and still by an indie studio (granted if it was less popular i might not be playing it but that's beside the point).

let's say i recieve this and decide, at 'best', to modify my playthrough… not according to what i want. but because of some random guy on the internet who's being weird.

suddenly it's incredibly ingenuine for a game that wants you to make YOUR own choices.

or, a step further: i just stop live blogging it. if people think i'm making the 'wrong' choices, why show that, after all?

maybe, at worst, i even stop playing.

anon, if this game HADN'T of gotten the reach it had… how do you think this kind of attitude would affect it? or, hell-- even as popular as it is… this is still… pretty fucking rude to do to other people, and by proxxy the creators to a point.

like, there is the 'don't be a fucking dick in the fandom' part, obviously. shaming other people for their perspective on a game that WANTS you to do so is, uh. pretty boggling.

but there's also the other point that doing this DOES hurt indie creations. not that oh you have to treat them like glass and never debate with each other no no-- but treating people like this when they're publically helping talk about an indie game… is kind of shit, actually!

and to clarify-- i'm not holding myself up as some like, single beacon of the slay the princess fandom, like, god no-- there's a lot more influential people here who have done that way better than me in terms of hyping up this game.

more so that-- well, this isn't for anon. i know i'm not gonna convince them, whoever they are. and, hopefully, since the ask you sent after this, that I can tell is you because you use that cute little condescending indicator of thinking ways i'm playing you don't like/think is 'right' is ''''funny''''-- i've finally been able to block your ass. good riddance to someone who bafflingly was apparently following someone's content they don't really like all that much and don't know how a fucking block button works on their end.

like. are you like this with any friends you have? do you look at them and also like, similarly act like god's rudest little asshole about however they play a game? interpret a media? if you're allowed to determine my apparent entire morality from a short view of my play session i think i'm allowed to determine from this short (unfortunate) window into you that you sound pretty fucking insufferable.

no, this is moreso me-- other than making fun of anon and gawking at them-- going don't fucking do this. not JUST because it's rude-- but it can actually be VERY detrimental to other indie projects, even this one to a point, that's SUPPOSED to have discussion and different interpretation.

don't be this weird asshole.

#hoping people get what i mean when i post all this #this anon has just been like. in my inbox almost the entire time and like. i've been just kind of looking at it like man wtf #anyway hopefully my point gets through here #pichlive answers #also to further clarify: no i don't mind other takes but this anon was being fucking weird and #in hindsight very fucking stupid and obnoxious about it #if it was just saying i might be too judgemental or jumping the gun on the narrator or hinting there's more going on or even disagreeing #thatd be perfectly fine! but implying i'm some kind of idiot for not immediately playing the game some rando wants is. uh. well #its something else #and i am not intending to speak for the creators i just get the vibe that. this ask spits very much in the face of what they may have #intended #or how they'd want people to like experience the game in terms of playing it freely and forming their own views

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