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#PISS BAKUGO
bakubunny · 4 months
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i hate the fact that this exists but here we are. there’s more where this came from and if this goes over well, maybe i’ll do more and add the tag list next time to give all my tag gremlins direct delivery of the 🤡 you’re about to read.
thx for the brainrot encouragement @i-literally-cant-with-this @sluttyshigaraki @dcsiremc. 🙄
tw: daddy!bkg, f!reader, piss play, daddy kink, aged up characters, overuse of titles & pet names, pet names: princess, baby, babygirl, angel, pretty girl, little girl
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you’re coping an attitude.
katsuki says, “you’re such a pissy little girl today.”
it makes you blush, and of course he notices. katsuki grins a little as he traps you against the counter with his towering frame. he leans down to kiss your neck. “is that what you need, princess? want me to make you feel special?”
your cheeks redden. “no. can you stop? i’m about to make your dinner, asshole.”
his hands are under your shirt (his shirt), groping your bare tits. “fuck dinner, it can wait. i know what you need.”
: ・ෆ・┈・┈・ᕱ⑅ᕱ・┈・┈・ෆ・ :
you end up on your knees, naked in front of him. every inch of you feels hot and embarrassed.
katsuki unzips his pants and frees his soft cock. “sit still, babygirl.”
you close your eyes just before a warm stream hits your face and it makes you whimper, heat rushing to your cunt as his piss runs down your face, your body, and onto the floor. it’s a lot; katsuki drinks a ton of water even on his days off, and you hate how wet your pussy is getting as the stream doesn’t stop. when he’s finally done, he pulls your head back by the hair and forces you to look at him. his crimson gaze is slightly mischievous and affectionate. katsuki grins when he sees your eyes all hazy with need. his cock comes to life in his hand as he strokes it.
katsuki slaps you face with his half hard dick. “look at you, daddy’s pissy little baby. you look so pretty, angel.”
“thank you, daddy,” you reply, a shiver running down your neck.
“you want daddy’s cock, baby?” he says
you nod eagerly. your cunt throbs looking up at him.
“that’s my girl. open up that pretty little mouth, princess.”
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dcsiremc · 3 months
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Daddy Bakugou condescendingly consoles you after you wet your pull-up (it’s 100% his fault)- he made a potty training chart and one more accident meant he gets to keep you in pull-ups longer…
tw: daddy kink, piss kink, age play, dark content (not rlly but i still feel like i should say it) , feel free to scroll because i’m sleepy and i’m about to let my brain have free range.
daddy! dilf baku will always be sweet in my mind, i can’t see him being mean at all…but he is a bit manipulative, likes to make you feel small any way he can, little things that you’re too hazy to notice. you wanted to feel little, no problem, he’d make sure you did. especially if you’re having a hard time getting in or staying in that headspace, he’s got a few tricks up his sleeve.
he’s a health nut, gym junkie, and he never shies away from being stern on what you eat and drink. veggie smoothies in the morning, fresh salad with homemade dressing to pair with your lunch, he’s got you covered. so when he started up-ing your water intake, it wasn’t jarring, it didn’t ring any alarms in your little head.
perfect, well-organized daddy! baku who keeps track of your sleep schedule, nap times and bedtimes are done on time everyday (with a few lots of exceptions to those puppy dog eyes). he knows when you brush your teeth (because he does it) and when you’ve bathed (because he does that for you too). so it’s no surprise that he suddenly has the bright idea to track your potty times, of course to accompany his little one.
it started after one small accident, well…it was his fault, filling you up with water just to fill you with his cock not to much later. you could feel that build of pressure but there was something else, something you were almost too fucked out to notice, too busy drooling on the two fingers he had slotted in your mouth.
“wait- wait daddy..gotta go potty-“
but he didn’t budge, heavy cock squelching in and out of you. it was too much, you were more than sensitive and you almost cried when he told you to wait. but he’s a bit sneaky with his hands, presses down on your bladder the same time he picks up the pace with his hips, his tip rubbing up against your insides in a way that made you fluttery. of course you accidentally let go, warm liquid flowing from you, turning his thrusts loud and sloppy. a feral groan left his throat, one your little brain registered as anger, a cute lil lip jutting out in a pout.
“ ah- ‘m sorry, ‘m sorry daddy! i didn’t mean to-“
“it’s okay kiddo, accidents happen yeah.” not like it stopped his plight, he kept fucking you, petting away the fat tears of embarrassment welling in your eyes.
it gave him the opportunity to whip out the pull ups the next day, bright and playful, heavily padded, cartoon depictions of heroes (some you had met). you’re eyes widened in disbelief, hurrying to plead with him that you didn’t need such a thing, you were a big girl after all. you could wear your frilly panties with his name embroidered on them. you could, really. but baku is stern, puts his foot down and threatens you with corner time if you keep up your arguing. you let him put one on you, strap up the sides and give you a nice tap to your bum.
“nice and snug, munchkin’! look so darn cute in your all might pull up.” he pinches your cheeks, kisses your nose, and you can’t be too made at him when he does that. he knows best after all.
he dooms you to two weeks of potty training, promises you that he’ll let up if you can stay dry the entire time and you’re determined to make your quota. he’s just as determined to get you to fail. he likes how cute your butt looks, how sweet you pout at him, how you hide your face in his chest when he whispers it’s time to go potty. he’s nice, he is, but it seems so damn mean when he starts singing a little jingle to help you go.
you were doing so good, victory so close you could taste it. but you weren’t as smart as baku. again the water intake is upped, but this time you two are watching a movie. you keep shifting in your seat and the blonde notices. he waits a little longer before he strikes with the mother of all offenses, a tickle attack. it was foul play, illegal in all aspects of the word, but it does it. you’re laughing so hard you actually piss yourself and then things aren’t so funny…not when you feel all warm in the worst of ways. he takes in the look on your face, knows too well what it means.
“awe baby..what’s wrong?”
he knows! he knows and he wants you to admit it.
“i- i made a mess,” your bottom lip trembles and you bite back the urge to call him mean, tell him it’s his fault. you were already wet, you didn’t want to add a spanked bottom to that agenda.
“it’s okay kiddo, daddy knows you didn’t mean to. what do i always tell you, hm?”
you look at him with wide eyes, gripping the hem of your dress, “accidents happen.”
“that’s right pumpkin. now up we go, gotta get my little princess into a dry pull up, don’t we?”
@bakubunny yummy snacks for you
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A/N ::: There are a couple of people who are wholly responsible for me going off the rails like this. Thank you … I think you know who you are. I’ve NEVER dabbled in anything like this. Daydreaming or writing. So this is all very new territory to me. Cut me some slack. I know very little about this dynamic. This might be the beginning of something, it might be the last time I ever write about anything like this. I don’t know. I will list the C/W as thoroughly as I can.
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TW ::: Piss stuff and a sexual relationship between DD's/lg. If that bothers you, kindly back away slowly.
C/W ::: F!reader (adult, 30’s), DD’s(2)/lg, yes, 2 daddies, separate sleeping quarters for DD’s and lg, piss denial (is that a thing?), Daddy Ei = Daddy Eijiro, Sir = Katsuki, very very slight age play/age regression (like, very little), pet names, sweetheart, good girl, sweet girl, baby girl, sweets, angel, sweet little, sweet little girl, oral F!->M & swallowing, slight exchange of precum from kiss, unprotected P->V, more F!->M oral, hair pulling, cuddling/aftercare. I think that covers it all. If I missed anything that you think is important, let’s talk. I’ll see what I can do. 
WC ::: Just under 2500.
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You woke up in your bed across the hall from your daddy's room. It was curious how you ended up there because you distinctly remember falling asleep in their bed, between the 2 huge men. The sky cast a gray gloom throughout the space. But that didn't dull the cute and bright decorations they had put up all around on the walls for you.
There were no noises coming from anywhere else in the house. Did they know you were awake? Were they awake? "Daddy Ei? Sir? I have to go potty. Can someone come get me please?" You used your words. Politely. Just like they had both drilled into your little brain so many times before. Sometimes gently, sometimes more rough. But you knew it all came from a place of love.
Eijiro disentangled himself from Katsuki's arms. "Our sweet girl is up. You want me to take care of her?" He whispered into Kats' ear after he kissed his cheek a couple of times to rouse him from his sleep. "Stay. You had a late night, I'll get up and get her." Eijiro tossed the blankets off of his warm, naked body and padded across the cold hardwood floor. Your room was across the hall from theirs. They liked it that way so they could easily hear you if you needed them for anything.
"Daddy Ei, Sir!? I - I gotta -" Eijiro peeked his head through the door and into your room. Your face lit up when you saw his wild red hair and the soft smile that graced his sweet face.
"I'm here, I'm here, sweet little girl. What do you need, now? Tell daddy what you need, baby." His half-hard cock bobbed side to side with each step he took toward you. He was tying his mane of hair back with a band. And his arms stretching up like that only accentuated the muscles of his arms and torso. You couldn't help but stare at him. A little string of drool that had been pooling in the corner of your mouth slipped past your freshly wetted lips.
"Daddy." You stood at the edge of your bed and raised up your arms to him. He bent over and wrapped his long limbs around your waist and hoisted you up so your legs wrapped around him. His cock was harder now than when he walked in and you could feel it brushing against your ass.
"Good morning, sweet little. Did you have good dreams last night? Where's my morning kiss, hm?" You wiggled in his arms, excited by the invitation to kiss him. "What's got you so excited this morning, huh? Were you lonely last night? Poor baby. Maybe tonight Sir will say it's ok for you to sleep in bed with us?" You nodded furiously at the prospect of getting to spend the night with both of them.
"Gotta pee, daddy. Pee with me?" Eijiro kissed your forehead and carried you through the hall to him and Kats' room. You slid down the front of his body to the floor. Your pussy brushed over his abdomen and it made you shiver with pleasure. "But ... gotta pee."
"You're so sensitive this morning, baby girl. D'ya think you can wait to go potty? Here. Down ya go, onto the bed." You stood there while he pulled your panties down. "Oohh, your panties are even wet. Do you need your daddies? Hm, right after you wake up you need your daddies to make you feel good? Come on, lay down. Be my good girl. Let’s see if we can’t all make each other feel good, yeah?” His voice was so soft against your ear. It made you melt right down where he laid you. 
Eijiro stood at the edge of the bed, presenting himself like it was Christmas morning. You wrapped your hands around it, bringing his cock to your mouth and you looked up at him while slowly sucking on the dark pink tip like it was your favorite pacifier. "That's my good girl. Fuck, that's right, baby. Suck that cock like you need the milk. Uh-huh, yesss baby girl. Good girl, good girl." Eijiro played with his balls while you swirled your hands around the base of his dick and rolled your eyes back into your skull as your cheeks hollowed out around him.
Eijiro follows your mouth as you move to the middle of the bed and lay down next to Katsuki. He's awake but his eyes are closed. "Oi, what's this shit I hear about her being "my good girl"? 'S too damn early in the morning for that kinda talk. She's our good girl. Don't make me tell you again or there'll be consequences." Katsuki rolled over beside you as you continued working your lips around Eijiro. He took your chin in his hands and pulled you off of his cock with a pop. He kissed your slobbery, precum covered lips. "Good morning, sweets. Are you making daddy Ei feel good?"
You nodded, "Mm-hm. I wanted to help him, too. Do ..." Your voice and eyes trailed off from Katsuki. Feeling too shy to even ask him what you wanted. Katsuki laughed and took your hand and placed it over his heart.
"Ya wanna ask me something, sweetheart? You started to say something but stopped." Ever the observant man, he read you like a book.
"I - I wanted to know if you wanted to feel good, too, Sir." He smiled down at you. "You are such a good girl. Asking if I want to feel good, too. Yes. Of course I do. I love it when you make me feel good. Do you want to be in here, just you and me? Or do you want daddy Ei here, too?" You squealed with joy and put your arms up. Katsuki lifted your nightgown from your head slowly and gently. It made you feel so safe and loved when he was like this with you.
You moved up onto his lap. Your clothes discarded and his arms wide open, you climbed up onto his large legs, straddling his lap. "Like this, Sir?"
He hummed in approval. "Mmm-hmm. Just like that, angel." He wrapped his arms around your waist and began to guide you over the growing bulge in his boxers. "Want to see what daddy has for you, baby?" You nodded, drooling all over yourself and the thought of what he was about to show you.
Katsuki pulled his boxers down to reveal his throbbing cock. It stood up straight and proud, ready for your attention. "Go ahead, baby. Touch it." You slid your hands up his chest and down his arms and around to his waist before grabbing his dick. Tucking your chin shyly, you looked up at him and blushed. "You like it? You like Sirs hard cock, baby girl?" He asked.
You nodded. "Mm-hm. It's so pretty, Sir. May I?" Your lips pouted and your eyes pleaded with him. "Yes, baby. Go ahead and suck it." You slid down his body on your knees and leaned over, wrapping your lips around the tip of his cock and sliding down as far as you could.
"Oh, fuuuck, baby girl. Just like that. Sssuch - fuck, such a good girl for me." He said, not thinking that he had chewed Eijiro out for saying something similar not too long ago. It just felt too good with your hot, wet mouth around him for him to have any actual thoughts other than blowing his load in your sweet little mouth.
"Mmmm, Sir, can I suck you until you cum in my mouth, please? Pretty pleeease? I want to make you feel good." He growled at your words, feeling himself already getting closer and closer to cumming.
That was until Eijiro spoke up. He was so quiet that you both forgot he was in there. "What was that you were saying about her being our girl? Not 5 minutes ago, Katsuki. Tsk tsk tsk. And here you are, doing the same thing. Without an ounce of shame."
Katsuki smoothed your hair down on the back of your head and gave you a little extra push further down his shaft. "Shut up, dumbass." He huffed through his nose. "Yeah yeah yeah. Ok. Whatever. You wanna join us, idiot?"
Eijiro nodded slightly as he palmed his cock through his robe. "Wouldn't want to let our baby down, so yeah. I'll play."
"She's not ready to handle both of us just yet. We can't do that right now. She's not ready for that." Katsuki said, matter-of-factly. "But she can suck me off while you fuck her from behind." Eijiro grinned, taking his robe off and revealing his own, equally thick cock.
"Good idea. Go ahead and get up on your hands and knees for Daddy Ei and me, sweetheart." You obeyed, scooting off of Kats' legs back onto the bed on all fours. Smiling up at them both, you shook your ass at Eijiro and opened your mouth for Katsuki to pick up where you left him.
"You want me to take this sweet little pussy from behind, baby?" Eijiro said as he slid his cock along your dripping wet slit. He spread your lips with his fingers and ran his thumb over your clit, causing you to moan and push your ass back into him. "So wet already, so so wet, fuck. What a good girl." He saw your pussy clench around the tip of his finger as he praised you.
"Daddy Ei, still gotta pee, though." They looked at each other and laughed.
"Yeah. Yeah, we know, angel. Just do the best you can for us, ok?" You whined and began to protest but Katsuki filled your mouth before you could say anything else about it.
"Oohh-hohh, that's it, baby. Good girl. Takin’ me so deep right away. Fuck yes, baby." You moaned again as your nose brushed against Katsuki's wiry tufts of hair. You loved it when they praised you. You knew you were a good girl for them, but it felt so good to hear them say it.
Katsuki's hips started to buck as he got closer and closer to cumming in your mouth. You felt your own orgasm building up from the back as Eijiro rubbed your clit and fucked you. He grabbed your hair and pulled back so your head was up, your throat was stretched, and your mouth was open wide for Katsuki to finish.
"Fuuuck, baby girl, gonna - cuh, g- gonna - fuuuuck!" He cried out, pumping his hips faster and faster into your mouth as his seed shot out of him. He watched you swallow it all down and he pulled his cock out, dripping with your spit and his cum.
He kissed the top of your head and moved to the side, letting Eijiro get closer. "You ready, sweetheart? Want me to fuck this pretty little pussy until you cum all over my cock?" Eijiro said, rubbing your clit faster and faster.
You whined out loud. "Yes, daddy Ei. Please, please fuck me! Fill me up with your milk, daddy!"
Katsuki sat beside you and took your face in his hands, wiping away the tears that had pooled in the corners of your eyes from sucking him off. "That's my good girl. So fucking pretty like this." He whispered into your ear. "Now, be a good girl and cum for daddy Ei, ok?" You nodded as he continued to whisper in your ear. "Good girl. Cum all over his cock, yeah? Can you do that for us, baby? We want you to feel good, too.”
Eijiro thrust harder and faster into you, feeling his own orgasm building up. He wrapped his arms around your waist and hoisted you up, still on your hands and knees, but with him on his knees behind you. He pushed himself all the way into you and you both cried out with pleasure.
"Nnghh, gotta pee, daddyyy Eiii, still gotta peeee!"
"Go ahead, sweetheart. You're so good for us. Just let go. Let it all out." Katsuki said, still whispering in your ear. He reached down and began to rub your clit and kiss your neck as Eijiro continued to pump his hips into you and press on your bladder.
"Gonna, gonna p- OHHHH, FUCK! C- CUH- I'M CUMMING!!!" You screamed as your orgasm rocked through your body. Leaving you a shaking, soaked mess. The blankets beneath you were drenched, as well. "Oh no, sorry, Daddy Ei, sorry Sir. I - you said to, though." This was the first time they let you do that in bed.
Katsuki and Eijiro held onto you tight, letting you ride out the waves of pleasure with them. Eijiro groaned and came, filling you with his sticky cum.
You collapsed onto the bed, panting and covered in sweat, piss and cum. Katsuki pulled you close to him and wrapped his arms around you. Eijiro curled up behind you and wrapped his arm around your waist.
"We love you, baby girl. You're so good for us. Such a good girl." He kissed the back of your neck and stroked your hair. "Let's get you cleaned up. We've got a lot of work to do today, so let's get you nice and clean. Then we'll make you a big breakfast, ok?" You nodded and snuggled up against him, feeling safe and loved.
"I love you, too, Sir and daddy Ei. I'm sorry for the mess, though."
"Don't worry about it, sweetheart. It's ok. We'll take care of it." Eijiro kissed your shoulder and smiled. "You just relax. We'll handle the rest." You nodded again and closed your eyes. Feeling content and happy, you drifted off to sleep for just a little while longer in their arms.
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aggy ass boys who fell in love with you ever since you ‘beat his ass’ for touching your hair.
We know as young black girls raised by our mothers they always tell us to never let anybody touch our hair—never🙅🏾‍♀️.
So fast forward to you telling him to stop twice after tugging on your hair, who doesn’t take heed to your warning tugs on it again extra hard, harder than the other times, your arm comes barreling forward, palm connecting with his face.
“I told you to stop so many times just leave me alone.” You scurry off not wanting to be caught and punished leaving him behind, who’s face turned red for two reasons that day.
After that he never touched your hair and followed behind you quietly wherever he could, face turning a peach shade whenever you side eyed him. That was the day he knew he fell in love.
Bakugo, Inasa, Sanemi, Inosuke, Eren, Connie, Reiner, Hanma, Sanzu, Arthur Boyle, Aoi, Gojo
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𝗌𝗉𝖺𝗆 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝗌, 𝗋𝖾𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌. 𝖣𝖮𝖭𝖳 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗅, 𝖼𝗈𝗉𝗒 𝗈𝗋 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾. ©𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖺𝗅
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pocketramblr · 1 year
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If the ask game is still open, AU where Bakugo gets dismissed as not being all that powerful by Todoroki and Yaoyorozu (because they're really far more OP than he is), causing him to stop bullying Izuku and challenge the recommendation students instead.
1- so Momo and Shoto place at the top of the quirk assessment ranking but Shoto only considers Momo a threat and Momo doesn't seem to consider anyone a threat, she isn't particularly scared by any of her classmates and she even thought Aizawa was bluffing, so she's not worried. Bakugo hears her tell Mina this when the girl asks Momo if Todoroki was serious about challenging her for the top spot at the end of class, or if he was flirting. (Momo figures its neither. It was indeed the former.) Bakugo inserts himself into the conversation and asks if she's worried about facing him. Momo is like ".... um, not really? We're all hero classmates." Todoroki adds: "And we all saw the ranking" so Bakugo has firmly forgotten Izuku.
2- Uraraka: That guy just totally blew you off? Should we say something?
Izuku: Absolutely not, this is better. Though, i hope Yaoyorozu and Todoroki are ok...
Uraraka: yeah i think they'll be fine. and if they're not, Aizawa will stop him again
3- With Bakugo so distracted by his two new oblivious rivals, he doesn't even question izuku having a quirk anymore, and never learns about ofa
4- Momo, on realizing at the SF that Bakugo is still serious about challenging her, begins to wonder what's up with that. But she does decide she's got to face bakugo head on, not just on a team with Todoroki, and is determined to make it to the match with him, beating out Tokoyami beforehand (she made a light grenade, and she was more confident because she was seen as a legitimate threat and also maybe thought about bombs because bakugo was yelling at her the whole time to win so he could beat her. she spends the time between their rounds trying to find and memorize a formula for a good extinguishing chemical.)
5- in contrast to Momo taking Bakugo seriously finally at the SF.... Todoroki does not. this infuriates Bakugo more, and he does actually reveal himself once hearing Todoroki ask Izuku if he was All Might's secret lovechild. Demands to know if thats the one reason Todoroki is taking Deku more seriously than him, because Bakugo sure as hell knows he's not All Might's bastard, having grown up with the kid. Todoroki is curious but when Bakugo makes it clear he will not be providing 'helpful' information to his 'enemy', Todoroki says he doesn't take Bakugo seriously because he reminds him of his father, and then grabs Izuku and leaves. Bakugo never quite hears the reason why that's such a bad thing, but he kinda figures there's baggage there, and also that if Todoroki is so dumb as to think Deku is somehow related to All Might, Bakugo really should focus on the real threat that is Momo, both for high ranking power but also intelligence and being class representative.
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writersmorgue · 20 hours
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I don’t know what’s happening here but I’m just gonna post this and run
Thanks anon!
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marameowmeow · 7 months
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Man I cant wait to see bakugou having to pull himself out and openly pee in front of his crush/girlfriend
Ufufufu that's a common theme in my writings because of my omo and piss kink that's my greatest guilty pleasure and shame <3 <3
Bakugo will be my toughest challenge because he's such a tough nut to crack and that's why I adore him. I wanna put him through an omo struggle so badly where he'll have to squirm and fight through the growing urge so he doesn't shame myself in front of you~ <3 <3
I have to write him, I really do. Just imagining the tough guy having to maintain such a strong image, even if he's a bad boy at heart, just openly pissing in front of someone (us, the readers) he is very attracted to and likes very much, just feels so mortifying and wrong. Like he's subjecting you to something indecent and making him look gross and like a creep.
He might be vulgar and crude, but pissing in front of you like an animal, especially when he is very much in love with you is just not something he's entirely okay with.
Yet at least XD I think he'd have to grow into that eventually. But the first time is going to be beautifully mortifying when I do write it <3 <3
It's happening! Bakugo will be my next victim! <3 <3
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bluerosety-blog · 2 months
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Any guesses how the Viz translators will word this lol! 🤣🤭
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He looks scary yet so cool! But I want our cute/nerdy Izuku. 🥺 I miss his smile. 😔💔
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irisintheafterglow · 5 months
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so eagle land™ just had its grand prix and now i'm thinking about racer!bakugo who is notorious for saying mean shit to reporters that have his pr manager slamming her head against the wall you are that pr manager
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yugiohz · 2 months
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yaoi IS brain diseases because why do i have to see fnaart of deku being frail and tiny while bakugo towers over him beefed up they literally have the same physique fujoshis need to stoppp this yaoi dimorphism!!!
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katsuizu-stuff · 1 year
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ktskibkg0 · 14 hours
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GADORO IS COMING OUT WITH A NEW ABLUM SJDIUDIEJFJFKEJFJCISJDJ IM GONNA PISS ON THE CARPET DHFJFJCIDJ
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C/W ::: Sorta sleepy oral M->F, cum // piss on face, piss play (??) heed the warning, please. And planning // prep for more piss play. Over use of italics as usual. What. I like them, ok?
F!reader married to Dilf!Bkg (in his early 40's), v. established marriage // 7 years, 1 kid at Mitsuki's house for the weekend,
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Katsuki wakes up first. The sky is bright as he peeks out of his sleepy eyes. He lays there for a few minutes, just staring at the outline of your curves under the light pink sheet. It's already hot. Probably 85 outside by now despite it being only 8 or so in the morning. He hasn't looked at the clock yet. He can't seem to take his eyes off of you.
You shuffle in your half-asleep state and roll onto your back. He smiles at you when you open your eyes to see if he's still there. But in your heart, you knew he would be.
"Good morning," he whispers to you and moves over to kiss your shoulder up to your neck. It's slow and lazy. The kind of affection that didn't know the rush of everyday necessity.
"Hey, you. What are you still doing here? I thought you'd be long gone by now. You think you'd be getting breakfast after the dessert I gave you last night?" You tuck your chin and giggle as the 2 day growth on his face tickles your bare chest. His hair is wild against your face as you try to push him away.
"Oh my god, you perv! Are you trying to shove my head down to your cunt again? Jesus fuck. I go down on you last night and you think it's all I'm good for? You think you deserve it? You're somethin' else, ya brat." He grabs your hand and holds it above you, against your pillow and scoots over so he's between your legs.
He hooked his arms under your knees and raised them up to your chest, his hands rest on the mattress next to your hips. "Mm, I gotta pee real quick. Lemme up. I'll be right back."
"You weren't even that good at it, ya loser." You spit back. He stopped and looked you dead in the eye, "That's not what you were sayin' last night. You goddamn liar. You wouldn't shut the fuck up, 'Oh Kats, don't stop Kats, holy shit Kats. You're God's gift to women, Ka-'…"
You slapped his flexed bicep, laughing. "I would never say such lies. I would never wish you on anyone. Man or woman. You're terrible. You're a terrible, horrible, filthy person."
You tried, and failed.
"Yeah? Gotta piss, eh. Well, you should've thought about that before you sassed off to me, fuckin' brat. Now, lemme see if you can keep that smart ass mouth of yours shut while I give it to you again." He leaned down and started to lap at your clit. You inhaled sharply, unable to get anything out of your mouth but a desperate whine. "K-Kats, really. I - h- oh fuck, th- fuck that's good. You're stupid good at eatin' pussy. And I promise I'll come back to you after I use the little girls room. Ge-get up, p- pl- … Kats, you're gonna make me cum and it's not gonna stop at that. It's not gonna be pretty."
He wouldn't let up on your clit. And it was so fucking hard for you to make him. It felt so good, very first thing in the morning. His fingers found their way inside of your hot and dripping pussy, sliding in and out easily. He knew just where to hit you and when. He knew exactly what buttons to push. He knew your body almost as well as you did and it was so good.
Katsuki looked up at you, his eyes hooded and his mouth slick with your juices, "You're so fuckin' cute when you whine for me to stop. However … not gonna ... stop. Not until I can feel your cum dripping down my chin and your legs are shaking aroun' my ears."
You laughed and dropped your head back onto your pillow. "I'm warning you. You have been warned, you stubborn shit." Resting your forearm over your eyes and anchoring your other hand in the hair just above his undercut, you gave in to him. And relaxed, while trying not to relax everything too much.
And, so you did. You quit your bitching and relaxed into his mouth on your cunt. It was warm. His tongue running between your folds wasn't much in contrast to how the rest of you felt; it was wet and hot, too. But when he doubled down, sucking on your little bud of nerves and delving his fingers into you, it was nearly more than you could handle. His nose sliding over your clit when his mouth wasn't on it. You could feel yourself quickly approaching that crossroad.
He hummed approvingly when you melted under his touch and raised your hips to match the ebb and flow of his ministrations. He was sloppy, his slurps and soft moans only egged you on more. "What are you so - hohh shit - happy about? Nothing about this is going to end well, Katsuki." He let go of your clit with a pop and told you to quit yer bitchin', let him do what he enjoys doing and does best. "Fine. But you're changing the sheets, shit ass." You laughed at his response to that; He buried his face even further into your hot core and doubled his efforts.
"Hm-mahh, Kats, nuh-uh, nonono oh fu- holy shit! I'm g- I'm gonna fffuuuccckkk, Katsuki!"
Your cheeks turned rosy pink and you felt the sudden urge to have the fan on. "Kats - hot, I'm h-hot." He grumbled into your cunt, "Fuck, I know y'are. I know, baby. So fuckin' hot. Cum for me, c'mon."
Your body tensed up and your knees snapped shut as your orgasm hit you like a runaway semi. The hot liquid - not much of a surprise to you - caught your husband completely off guard. Despite your many, many warnings, he still didn't anticipate the release of such bodily fluids.
"Hol- … holy fucking shit, babe! Did you … did you just … piss?" He yelled. You had never been so grateful that your kid was at their grandma's house and not there to hear their dad yell at their mom about pissing the bed.
"I-I- YOU!!! I fucking told YOU!! And your dumbass just pushed and pushed and poked and sucked on me. And now? Well now, you have to change and wash the sheets." You looked at him with a smug look on your face that you had not earned but felt like he deserved to be at the receiving end of.
He laid there. Half stunned and fully hard. "Babe. I'm … you … fuck. That was so hot. I mean, I'm sorr-sorta sorry. But fuck. You just came so hard you pissed. I have never made you cum like that." He stood and walked over to where you were standing, dripping onto the hardwood floor. Cupping your pussy and rubbing it with the palm of his hand and fingertips, he leaned down to kiss you. "We're doing that again. I'll get the shit we need. You do whatever you need to do. I'll be back and serving up some drinks after a bit. Be ready for me. I love you, peeps."
"Peeps?" You tilted your head in confusion. "Oh, yeah. 'S my new nickname for ya. You like it?"
Laughing, you tiptoed the rest of the way to the bathroom to clean yourself off. "Whatever floats your boat, baby. Whatever floats your boat."
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The real reason Sigaraki thinks that Bakugou is close to Izuku is because all of Izuku's other friends actually have plotlines and concerns of their own outside of Izuku. Bakugou meanwhile has nothing to do.
He's painfully irrelevant in any context that isn't Izuku related.
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You're right and you should say it!
While all the other characters have taken inspiration from Izuku, they have their own plotlines that don't directly involve him (Shoto and his family, Iida and learning from the Stain incident, Uraraka figuring out what kind of hero she wants to become, Toshinori and finding purpose outside of being a hero).
Meanwhile, Bakugou has a set goal - to be the best hero - and he thinks he can only do that by proving he's better than Izuku. Throughout the narrative, he constantly inserts himself where he's not needed, because heaven forbid Izuku does anything without him knowing: dream to be a hero, apply for UA, develop a quirk, make friends, talk to Shoto alone at the sports festival (which I still have very strong thoughts about), go to All Might and Izuku's lunch time chats where he spends more time insulting them than helping - I could go on.
Without constantly involving himself in Izuku's life, he's just kind of... there, yelling and blasting and occasionally saying random progressive shit out of nowhere that don't match his actual behaviours.
He's obsessed with Izuku. And sure, they're sixteen years old - Bakugou isn't the same as Endeavour - but ngl it's similar to his obsession with All Might; it's such a blatantly obvious parallel, it can't just be ignored.
But y'know, I guess I'm just "willfully misinterpreting the story". Bk stans are never wrong, after all
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tabbyrocks · 7 months
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@ghostdoctor i had to like scroll so carefully to fit this into one screenshot but THESE IDEAS ARE SO CUTE
i think we finally found something we have different opinions on because i physically cant see this before izuku's crush realization for me.
i just really like the idea of like when monoma and izuku sorta become buddy buddy with their shared quirk enjoyment Izuku starts to become endeared by the little things (and even the things he used to think were lowkey annoying) that monoma would do when they spend time together.
AND LIKE WHEN 1-A QUESTION"S IZUKU OR SHITS ON MONOMA IZUKU IS LIKE "guys he's actually really sweet" and someone would be like
"no he just has a soft spot for you"
and like,,, he does. monoma like absolutely refuses to admit it but he really does think that izuku is just amazing. better than him in every way. which fuels his inferiority complex but also has this mixed in admiration and it messes with monoma's head SO BAD because hes supposed to hate this boy.
he wants to be around izuku but he wants to run away from his as fast as he can when hes nearby. he wants to love him but it would never work because izuku is thousands of miles ahead of him in everything, so why would he ever look back at monoma? why would he ever choose him out of all people. its impossible, so its better to hate him then to get himself hurt by wishing on a star that doesn't even exist.
and then with Midoriya, he probably thinks that monoma lowkey dislikes him still since he sucks at expressing feelings by anything other then being mean so its like
izuku knows that monoma likes being around him because he keeps spending time with him, but sometimes he's unsure due to the things Monoma says. (AUTISM. and his self image issues lol)
so these two are just in this never ending "he doesn't like me like that" cycle and the hypothetical readers are just like
"FUUUUCCCKKKKKKKK PLEASE JUST TALK ABOUT FEELINGS OR SOMTHING FOR ONE MINUTE I BEG"
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kiritouyadeku96 · 2 years
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No because why the fuck do people think that Bakugou being dead is going to stop him from being shipped off with someone? It won’t so stop celebrating like an idiot! “Yay no more Bakugou ships with every blah blah blah” 🤡🤡🤡 “Bakugou’s death ends BakuDeku” 🤡🤡🤡!
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