#PLEASE THIS IS SO GOOD

[flowers-that-sing]

“that boy’s family was going to file attempted murder charges. how would that have looked on your record?”

“terrible. everyone would know i failed to get the job done”

SCREAMING she is SO REAL for this I LOVE HER SM

#wednesday #the addams family #wednesday addams #jenna ortega #PLEASE THIS IS SO GOOD

[didthekingdieyet]

made a meme idk

I LOVE IT. THAT’S SO FUNNY

11/10 very good meme

gold star ⭐️

#just shitposting #meme #ask response #not a countdown #coronation #it is coming up #girlies be ready #please this is so good #i love a little meme moment

[itsmeimclown]

hi yes I am feral for these casting choices like I knew they'd be good but Buggy? Helmeppo? Zoro? they're just all so perfect

#im only on episode 4 #please this is so good #exceeded expectation #one piece #one piece live action #opla #one piece netflix

[loverboyos]

if morocco beating spain/their coloniser isn't poetry idk what is

#and at a game they take so much pride in #please this is so good #morocco nt #world cup

[ritsuuu-0206]

I've been plagued with another hurtbea! Idea so I'd like to share it with you. Imagine, Bea taking a divinium dagger blow for Ava and the dagger was designed in such a way that it shatters inside the wound. If would have effectively killed a Warrior Nun. Kthxbye! ;D

ANON I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS IDEA WITH ME IM PUTTING THIS IN MY MOUTH

Each movement from Beatrice just makes the shards spread and dig deeper into her body and Ava can only beg helplessly, praying for once in her life to God to not take Beatrice away from her🌝🌝🌝

#warrior nun #avatrice #hurt!bea agenda #please this is so good #i eat #someone write this #screaming crying dying

[wavebf]

i drank pebbles through a straw as a child

i suppose that means you’ll simply rock on for eternity; even when you feel as if the world is against you, you’ll always have something that the rest of us don’t, which is a steel gut and rock hard abdominals.

send me a secret!

#PLEASE this is so good #when I was little I had to stop bringing my legos over to my neighbours house because her sister would keep EATING THEM #she probably had a tiny house built inside by the time I realised my foolery #hope you’re doing well mwah!! say hello to the pebbles for me #asks.txt

[knight-of-squid]

absolutely dying

#bandori #please this is so good

[prjctdiva]

i forgot to say it as i rbed but i see u as this

HELLO OH MY GOD

#PLEASE this is so good #where did you even find that #asks

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

#I’m so mad everyone I’m sorry I’m going to make sure EVERYONE sees the proper version of mcc this year or die trying #literally this song is so important to the narrative and the film is so fucking hollow without it #if you grew up with disney’s bullshit version and thought it was good WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS SHIT #please. please watch the REAL version of this film. it means a lot to me ok #the muppet christmas carol #for the love of god please people

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #laios touden #senshi #Looks like I won't be able to post this on dungeon meshi thursday so instead I will have a fun past/future conversation #This is wednesday me who has not seen the episode yet but I have such a strong feeling that it is going to be extremely special. #*This* fight is what the first arc has been building up to and it has *so* many incredible moments. #We're going to see the chilchuck knife throw! The leg sacrifice! The bones! #Watch them ramp up the quality this episode and go wild with the frantic action of 'oh god our plan is going to shit'. #Hello. Me of the future who just watched the episode. #I knew it was going to be good but that...that blew my mind completely. My high expectations were beyond met. My god. #I'm just speechless at how well they handled everything. The leg. The tension. That ENDING. #If you have not already: PLEASE watch Dungeon Meshi.

[littlemsterious]

i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual sexless and then this happened.

anyways. thoughts?

sorry it took so long I meant to do this a week ago but my brain is full of rocks.

[Image ID a three sided venn diagram. the big circles show Margot Robbie's Barbie sitting in front of a mirror, Jessica and Roger Rabbit from the poster of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens standing back to back. Between Barbie and Jessica Rabbit it says "sexualised by society". Between Jessica Rabbit and Aziraphale and Crowley it says "Knows what sex is". Between Aziraphale and Crowley and Barbie it says "no reproductive system(?)". the center is the asexual flag. End ID]

Also i haven't seen the Barbie movie as of this edit so at least please tag your spoilers.

#please enjoy this i made it look so pretty #barbie #jessica rabbit #who framed roger rabbit #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #asexuel #i will do an image id later I’m sorry words dont exist right now #i’ve had a lot of the same questions i will respond eventually. maybe. we’ll see

[helixsnake]

I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

#mad science #mad scientist #mad scientists #goat people #this post is blowing up so while you're here please play Spark the Electric Jester 3 it's really good

[avarkriss]

listen. listen to me so carefully right now. (if you're in the eclipse path/planning on viewing). please don't stare directly at the sun tomorrow. i am begging you - do not stare at it. if you got eclipse glasses off of amazon/other, please put them on in your house and make sure you can't see anything; if you can still see like regular sun glasses, they are not safe for eclipse viewing, you will burn your retinas, and we cannot fix that. eclipse glasses should be iso/ce certified, and aas (american astronomical society) approved. please make smart choices and protect your eyes. please.

#psa from your friendly neighborhood eye care provider #the office is already fielding so many calls about this make good life choices #very important #eclipse #solar eclipse #eye health #not medical advice #just me screaming to please protect your eyes #ive seen exactly one case of solar retinopathy in my career so far please don't give me another one

[science-bastard]

y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*

#also using a 14 gauge needle on you #mad scientist #mad science #sciencecore #villaincore #evilcore #unethical science #lab records #yes i know you’re not supposed to tell your test subjects which group they’re in. however i can disregard whichever good science practice #i so please as long as it’s for the bit #addendum: GIRL HELP MY POST

[teaboot]

how could you like the colour yellow

see a therapist immediately

I actually used to hate it! Like, actually despise it! Yellow was too bright, too loud, discordant, unruly, and clashed with everything. Nothing like what I wanted in my life, nothing I wanted to be.

When I first moved away from home, everything I owned was black. Jet back. As black as I could get. Smooth, cool, sleek, discrete, calm, unassuming. Flexible, cohesive, agreeable black. Fashionable black.

I had a really, really bad time. Unrelated to the decor. It was my first year out of a toxic place I'd grown used to my whole life, my first year acknowledging a mental illness I'd believed to be normal, my first year fending for myself with very little money or sleep or companionship.

I'd grown up on instant white rice and unseasoned ground beef. One day I realized that everything I'd been raised on tasted like cardboard. While out on an assignment, I passed a tent with a woman selling spices, and bought myself some turmeric. I went home and tried making curry with it. It was so yellow.

Another time, my professor took us out to a modern art gallery. I wasn't sure what I was expecting, but when we got there, the whole building had been painted bright sunshine yellow.

The artist's theme was "happiness".

What it is. How we make it. How to share it.

All bright, lovely yellow.

The house I grew up in was beige. The walls were white. The appliances were post 9/11 stainless steel. My job was to be quiet, compliant, presentable and agreeable.

Black goes with everything. Black is neutral. Black is quiet, reserved, elegant and mysterious.

Yellow is warm. Yellow does what it wants. Yellow tastes sweet and spicy and hot and cool, like a summer breeze, like sunflower petals, powdery like dust on a long dirt road and soothing like well-worn linen.

I still like the look of black. I like the look of most colors. But I like the way that Yellow makes me feel.

Do you understand?

#So anyway #I like yellow now #Lol #Teaboot #Oh and yeah I actually am in therapy so good call #This is all in good fun please everyone be nice

[store-bought-apotheosis]

one of the funniest moments in dungeon meshi is chilchuk telling the party about his wife leaving him, and then marcille immediately (and correctly) telling him that it was his fault

"yeah one day my wife walked out on me, i have no idea why"

"what do you mean you have no idea, it was because you suck"

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #please read/watch dungeon meshi it's so good #chilchuck #marcille donato