#PLS EVERYONE LOOK AWAY

[diningchairs]

jesus christ AM I STRONG ENOUGH TO WATCH THE GAME TODAY

#don’t ask why i’m up at 4am btw #avs lb #how can i stop every non avs fan from watching the game… OUR FAMILY IS IN SHAMBLES RN #PLS EVERYONE LOOK AWAY

[taiturner]

@yellowjacketsnetwork event 01: dynamics — TAISSA TURNER

#taissa turner #taissaturneredit #yjdynamics #yellowjackets #yellowjacketsedit #yjedit #tvedit #yellowjacketsnetwork #* #usercoty #tusermich #userbecca #tuserdee #tusermiles #ughmerlin #usercleo #userlindsay #userclara #tvarchive #this was gonna be a 'favorite tai dynamics' post but i wasn't exactly narrowing it down so. everyone i guess kfdjsfsa #if i forgot someone pls look away<3

[xoalsox]

taemin's reaction when he realised he started speaking in korean instead of japanese for his ment in budokan (x)

#silliest little guy of all time he is just SO cute and sweet and precious to me #im about to give him the biggest hug ever everyone pls look away for a second #taemin

[woneko]

He. Is. My. BabyGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!! [my telekinesis throws everything across the room]

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#svtsource #svtcreations #seventeen #wonwoo #jeon wonwoo #*gifs #this post is only for tru wwrideuls (the bbg wonu truthers) #everyone else pls look away /j #also we ignore the inconsistent coloring <3

[obrother1976]

sorry for being crazy. but somehow two of us (2000) is a literal, actual movie that exists. insane to me. it sounds made up if u even say any part of the plot out loud. like "oh yeah basically it ends with john talking paul into performing on snl, but then paul gets his guitar from the car and when he comes back john's on the phone with yoko, telling her he loves her and that she's the only thing that keeps him from disappearing, so paul leaves again, calls his wife and tells her he loves her. also after he hangs up he stops smiling immediately and just sort of stares into space. also did i mention that this is the only time either of them ever call their wives the entire movie? yeah right at the end when they separate again." like. what.

#everyone pls look away #sorry for posting about the beatles. smthing is severely wrong me fr #its just. like. what. ok a movie that exists i guess. #'are you still carrying that woman across the river?' jesus christ man #the scene of them kissing was somehow the least gay thing that happened... michael lindsay-hog. pls. i just wanna talk. #two of us 2000 #beatles

[steviesbicrisis]

Season 2 rewrite that I think will be super cool: what if Eddie was a part of Kali's gang?

Maybe Eddie used to live in another state with his dad and when the police came to arrest him, Eddie doesn't wait for child services, he never finds out about his uncle, he just runs away.

He meets the gang and he likes what he sees: a bunch of outcasts, freaks, who want to take revenge on the people who hurt them. Eddie is full of anger, just like them, and he wants to make his father pay for what he has done to him and his mother.

But then, as he follows them in their avenging missions, something feels wrong. Despite all the anger in his bones, he can't bring himself to enjoy hurting others. He decides to stay on the sidelines, has no other place to go, no family, and doesn't want to turn his back on the first people who accepted him, even with their debatable moral compass.

When Jane arrives, Eddie, much like Kali, sees something of himself in her. When they go on her first mission, he decides to join them, much to everyone's surprise. And when Jane spares the man who she was supposed to kill, Eddie knows for certain she's just like him.

Jane doesn't belong with Kali, Eddie doesn't belong with Kali. But Jane has some people, friends, she told Eddie about, that are the closest thing to a family that she ever had.

The cops arrive at their hiding place, they're jumping on the van, but Jane doesn't. Eddie looks at the cops coming close, then at Jane, then at Kali, then he jumps out the van and follows her.

He wants to meet these friends who are worth fighting for.

#like imagine el coming back with Eddie #and everyone is like wtf is that #hopper is like u look sketchy pls stay away from my daughter #but thank u from bringing her hom #and obv he stays with the kids and Steve #and the kids start talking nerd and Eddie translates for Steve and Max #and Steve fights Billy and tells him to protect the kids #and by the end of it Eddie is like okay steve is kinda hot #and Nancy and Jonathan do their signature ‘Steve???’ #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #season 2 rewrite #stranger things season 2 #kali stranger things #eleven stranger things #Jane hopper #sbc writes #prompts

[moongothic]

On the train of your last ask, what are your thoughts on dragons sexuality?

Personally I think he’s Demi something (more attracted to personality than looks or gender)

Honestly because we don't know that much about the guy it's kind of hard for me to form an opinion, and if Crocodad Real then we're going to find out his orientation eventually (since we gotta find out if that was a contributing factor to the Dragodile Divorce (assuming they're divorced)) so I'm kind of okay with not forming any headcanons, since the headcanon could get thrown out the window

If anything, what interests me is how Dragon's orientation could impact the story-- like when I've discussed the Dragodile Divorce I have mainly focused on speculating how Crocodile would've felt about it, but how Dragon felt about that is interesting too

Because if he's straight then yeah that probably contributed to The Divorce, but how did Dragon feel about it? Learning that the love of his life is now happier than ever before after transitioning and being happy for him, while also losing the version of Crocodile that he fallen in love to begin with? No longer feeling thet draw to him because of the thing that has brought him so much joy and comfort? Knowing that even if they did take down the WG the family Dragon had hoped to have would never come to be, because their relationship would now end? And that it would be on some level his fault, because he's not attracted to Crocodile anymore?

Like even if Dragon took things well and the divorce happened "on good terms", it would've been sad for Dragon too.

But then there's a slightly juicier option, because what if Dragon was bi, but the Divorce happened under unpleasant circumstances (be it Dragon lashing out or things getting violent because he couldn't recognize Crocodile) and he didn't figure it out until it was too late?

Because you'd still have Dragon going through some if not all of those previously mentioned feelings, of having to come to terms with the version of his significant other whom he had fallen in love with no longer existed, the family had pictured in his mind would never become a thing, that those things were be kind of his fault and that he had hurt Crocodile deeply in the process. But then he'd be looking at some news article of Crocodile's most recent heroic stunt, seeing his handsome face with that usual, unbothered expression, and realizing he still loved him? That he still wanted to be with him, wished they were together, even now that Crocodile was a far more handsome man than he was? And then the realization that he's bi hitting him like a fucking truck But it's too late. The divorce already happened. He already hurt Crocodile too deeply. Knowing Croc, he had probably already moved on. There was no fixing it, the relationship was over. At least for now, trying to go see Croc could be dangerous due to the WG and not wanting to risk the WG finding out about them and The Kid and Croc would probably be furious if Dragon even risked that at this point, after what he had done. Oh, and then Crocodile killed thousands of innocent people attempting to usurp a country by manufacturing a civil war. Something Dragon can't forgive. (Not to mention, hearing he had been taken down by their own son... Oof)

But what if despite all that, and not knowing the full circumstances behind what had happened (like the fact that Crocodile didn't know who the hell Luffy was), Dragon still loved Crocodile? What then?

#Moon posting #Asks #Dragodile #OP Meta #Answering an unusual amount of asks today because 1) Compensating for being AFK for a while and #2) The Tumblr News are deeply fucking upsetting and I need something to lighten my mood desperately ngl #So clearing my ask box it is wheeeee #Sorry this is a little incoherent lmao #Something about Dragon looking at Crocodile and being like ''why the fuck are you more handsome than me'' cracks me up okay #When your transgender husband gives you gender envy #I just love the story telling potential bi Dragon would give us because like. Yeah if they're straight then the relationship is joever #But if he was bi then there's that theoretical possibility they could maybe reconcile and get back together #And the fucking drama? The possibilities? I'm so here for that man give it to me #Luffy and/or Ivankov telling Dragon to get over himself and admit that he still loves Crocodile and wants to be with him? Gimme #Dragon taking a deadly blow to protect Crocodile because he doesn't want to lose him again? It's a trope for a reason #OR Dragon craddling a dying Crocodile begging him not to die because he still loves him? Oh yes #Crocodile trying to sneak away while everyone celebrates the destruction of the World Government #And Dragon showing up like ''I don't wanna lose you again pls don't go ;_;'' #And Croc telling him to either piss off OR to hurry up and get on the ship so they can leave before Luffy finds out #I am. Obsessed. Dragodile Retirement Romance let's fucking go #THE POSSIBILITIES MAN. Like I don't wanna get my hopes up because I doubt we'll get Canon Gay Dragodile BUT IT COULD BE SO GOOD

[anxiously-sidequesting]

I know we as a fandom all love to shit on Duncan whenever we get the chance (see: me posting Duncan GruncanWuncan) especially since the like, two times we ever see him he's shitting on us for being ourselves then tries to kill us because of his own delusions of grandeur but I thought about it and I was like, "......man that's kinda Sad actually"

BECAUSE seeing this from Duncan's perspective; he's The Best, he always has been the best, but reality constantly shows him that isn't true (Malorn, The Wizard, anyone else)

Like imagine how painful that can be when you think something that you truly deserved and something that you've fought for, maybe for your entire life, is seemingly handed to others who aren't nearly as deserving as you

And yeah WE know that Duncan has neither worked (very hard, at least) for his perceived greatness NOR does he truly """deserve""" it (Duncan has been shown to be shirking his duties off to us and possibly others for his own gain), but DUNCAN doesn't know this. Like in his mind he truly, honestly, genuinely believes with his whole fragile heart that he is just above everyone else and puts more effort in trying to convince others of that rather than literally just trying to work towards that himself

And then there's the extra added insult that even in his own class he's pretty mediocre. Duncan INSISTS that he was Malistaire's best student and that he praised Duncan maybe once and that all other Death students only wish they could be like him, but... Malorn. And I bet deep down Duncan KNOWS that in fact Malorn was Malistaire's best and most talented. And Duncan can't even really twist that in his mind because it was made solid when Malorn took over Malistaire's duties instead of him. It was proven as a hard fact that Malorn was more suited to the job than Duncan was and is widely recognized as being The Best Death student (if the YW isn't a Necromancer)

Okay so fine. Whatever it's just Death right? At least Duncan can be the best at ANYTHING ELSE, maybe he's not the most talented Necromancer but there's 6 more types of magic to excel in!!!

But then another person ruins that. The Young Wizard poofs in from another world and suddenly, Duncan is overshadowed once more because a literal child prodigy and Local Hero arrives and literally saves their world and then, the universe. Multiple times in fact

Like bro I can imagine that could be at least a little bit painful for anyone, but imagine with Duncan's already low self-esteem and his fragile, large ego, he literally and genuinely took that personally and a hit to your pride is devastating for anyone, no matter who you are. That was like, Strike Three for Duncan and it was so very personal and important to him that it left him in a deep and vulnerable state

But I think the absolute saddest part of Duncan's downfall is that near the end, he was ultimately manipulated by an adult. A grown ass adult noticed and acknowledged his insecurities and purposely struck where it hurts the most, in his weakest state. Duncan already wasn't thinking clearly from the start but when everything went to shit for him and he was clinging, Gretta DarkKettle approached him and completely broke him down to make him into something else entirely for the Schism's benefit.

Of course Duncan was a piece of shit from the start but he truly didn't have any malicious intentions until Gretta messed with his mind. Like, he went from a pretty much harmless bully to an actual criminal of the state and a threat to the literal universe. Duncan was CORRUPTED and all of his worst fears and delusions were solidified the moment Gretta """validated""" those feelings Duncan had.

Is Duncan completely blameless? Fuck no he did some fucked up shit actually and I'm glad he was held accountable for it by the narrative and the fandom!!! But I think it's something to be said that at the end of the day, Duncan was still a child that was suffering from many type of issues before being recruited and manipulated by a powerful literal cult. Wizard101 does have a theme of malicious intending and less than responsible adults using children to get what they want (Malistaire, Morganthe's brother, GF Spider, GM Raven, coughcoughAmbrose) but unlike the Young Wizard who successfully stays true to themselves despite that, Duncan had a more Morganthe-like route and ultimately succumbed to it. Of course their situations are a lot different since the YW wasn't brought in by a cult, but you can't help but feel bad for someone so young being preyed on by older people who are supposed to look out for them and protect them from something just LIKE that.

I will always shit on Duncan because it's funny and hold him accountable for his actions because he should, but I also feel bad for him and I hope he had a better ending after he was defeated

#this isnt like a callout post btw LMAO everyone is free to feel how they feel #this isnt me like shitting on the fandom or anything pls dont feel that way #i just think duncans situation is really interesting and kinda important to look at beneath all the memes and stuff #duncan is a loser in my heart but he's a victim in my soul. poor kid #also think about the fact that he STILL wasnt strong enough even after all that. we still defeated him #he spent most of his young life having all that resentment and anger and hatred in his heart- #-and thought it would all finally be worth it once we were dead but that also fell apart #my fave types of villains are the ones who trult believe they were right/were wronged by the world #duncan literally had delusions of granduer. thats super tough to get over #the feelings and belief of self can be so so important to someone #what you truly believe about YOURSELF is like the core. it can even be more important that religion/family/etc. for some people #it personally makes sense to me that duncan would feel so broken after having that 'taken' away from him #because if you dont have yourself to count on then who???? what else is there #also sad because literally the wizard did nothing to him. we were just minding our own business but duncan still took it personally #it didnt have to be that way at ALL and i hope he gets some therapy and gretta gets locked up forever #anyway. im normal #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #duncan grimwater #long post #text post

[niallermybabe]

when someone just forgets u…it hurts

#Like i know it is selfish and unfair to think this #Because yk? I havent been the most active and demand attention when i cant be there for everyone and help them #It’s basically asking for help without giving away help? #But it just hurts when #They forget about me #Eeek #oh and some of my mooties (looking at Kelly) pls look away u are making so much effort to stay in touch:(( #i can’t stand it if u think this is abt u

[sleepysketchess]

a fire user and his fire starter :)

#guys pls hear me out #i have thoughts about this #my brain is rotting from mha pokémon au #he def got charmander and he was like yeah bro we’re gonna be sooososoo cool #we’re gonna beat everyone #but then plot relevant events :( #in this au he ran away from home #they probably bonded really strongly for years because touya started training young #and then they got away when charmander became charizard #dabi def mega evolves him to look cool guys pls pls hear me out #i have more concept sketches of this gets more than 2 notes :’) #touya todoroki

[rush-the-stars]

am again thinking about how wolfwood adores eldest daughters and the burden they carry and the love they fight for

#cielo wolfwood selfship hours #everyone look away pls #cielo rambles!

[slipknot-sic-0]

Thoughts on this Mick image?

#ohhh MY GOD #everyone keeps trying to say that mick stayed away from the girls but ITS NOT TRUE #he was all up in that shit just like jim was idc what anyone says #bc there’s too much photo evidence i can provide #he’s a flirt #mick = ladiez man #he’s got on that early 2000s death metal freak look going on #she’s a singer for a band i can’t remember the name of #i just needed to share on this early friday morning #as i lay sick and dying (someone big and strong pls come carry me to the seaside ohHh) #mick thomson #slipknot #7 #hi mick beat me to death and bury me 6ft under thanks

[dandyshucks]

g.uzma..... 🫶

#doing a world-weary sigh like dogs do sometimes rn #no coherent thoughts. just him <3 #nvm actually i just remembered he's a fictional character from a pre-established media and now i need to go bury myself under a large rock #everyone pls kindly look away (<- joking) #very silly of me to suddenly get self conscious abt loving on a fictional character on my Loving Blorbos blog #but somehow still..... #dandy.cmd

[decaflondonfog]

[@whataboutmyfries and i are co-writing the most chaotic kandreil get together fic at the minute but we keep getting distracted by other dumb au ideas so here's something we were giggling about for hours yesterday:]

au where everything is the same but kevin is a youtuber

imagine him uploading weekly videos while shit goes down in the background. popular videos would include:

“daily routine at evermore”

“grwm for a night out at eden’s”

“trip to arizona to find a new striker!”

"my shitty new team do insane raven drills”

and then later on like:

"NOT clickbait!!??!?! coach is my dad??"

“my truth (i've never been skiing)”

#if you don't like insane shitposting please look away #i for one enjoy having fun every once in a while though LMAO #aftg #mx fries get in this post and add yours for everyone's enjoyment pls and thanks #[insert keyboard emoji here]

[xariarte]

there is um. so much happening in this one clip.

on one end there is alpy calming down tari eason in the most wholesome way possible

on the other end??? MESS. just straight up. mess!! 😭😭

and Fred's just in the middle of it doing his best, but his best is not good enough, not today at least 😐

#hilarious how fred calmly talks to the ref then looks over and is like oh hELL- 😀 #why is dillon grabbing ad's wrist??? what did ad do??? 💀 #jalen in the middle holding onto anthony davis like that'll somehow help 😭😭 #lebron at dillon: 👁👄👁 #fred looks like he is yanking dillon away like a gremlin cat who keeps getting into trouble #meanwhile the gremlin cat keeps going. his sworn duty is to hiss and jaw at his rivals. #fred is like everyone pls stop!! but everyone is still mad 💀💀 #bonus: if you look on the sidelines you can spot udoka's legs and hawkish stance ☠️ #fvv #dbrooks #in the queue

[piplupod]

nooooo dont find omens in the otherwise explainable, you're so sexy ahahahaaa

#IM THE SPIDER!!! IN THE JAR!!! FUCK!!!!! #like I Get It but im not gonna do anything about it!! thus! spider!!!! #FUCK!!! i hear u i see u but i am choosing to look away. but i do see it. i Know!!! #i am making a Choice right now and that choice is to sit on my hands!!!! #we are NAWWWT making it through the winter if this is already happening dear fucking god i need something for this all #maybe i will confide in the counselor but i dont want to go to psych ward again sbdhfkdl i Can't Actually #because now im in charge of making sure mum doesnt fucking die while dad's at work #so if i end up in psych ward then nobody will be home to make sure mum doesnt just collapse or something fhfkfl #but i Need help fhfjsl fuck!! i hate how it all overlaps!!! i come last though so I'll figure it out #if u are seeing this do not worry about it but i will maybe tag these types of posts w smth so i dont accidentally set anyone else off #i would start journaling again instead of posting here but that quickly spirals into ''keeping notes hidden away from everyone'' #which is uhm. well it feeds into everything #so i am unfortunately stuck posting here for now sorry everyone fhfkdl pls lmk if u need anything tagged and i will absolutely accommodate! #pippen needs 2nd breakfast #paranoia tw #delusion tw #idk !!! idk what this is !! i am not diagnosed with anything that can give me language for this !!! #but i figure maybe those will cover the bases hopefully!!