#PLZ GO

[lizadale]

tumblr: we’re banning visual porn, even pictures of distant hills will be taken down bc well they look vaguely like boobs

tumblr: but check out the crotch on this manscaped ad, every day for the rest of your life

#plz go

[arttuff]

i redrew an old anim i did of some guys taking a post-patrol nap

dickie is gonna get in trouble for wearing boots on the antique chaise lounge. no one tell alfred

#dc comics #batfamily #dick grayson #damian wayne #nightwing #robin #batfam #batman #dc #don't tag as ship plz #i ran out of money for toonboom so i animated this in photoshop <3 worst mistake of my life #going to be looking into alternate FREE programs and see what happens #redraw #animation

[nikkisticki]

RULE

#rule #196 #Boy this is a lot of notes for something I DIDN'T MAKE #also if you know the sauce tell me plz #Btw ill be working on smut comics about robots fucking in the apocalypse #Other stuff too but thats up first #I promise I'll not let you down #If i see one more person respond to this with Disco Elysium im going to fuckin SNAP

[whateveryousaycappy]

God, learn to take a joke Henry!

#it’s not a joke Henry plz go #william afton #henry emily #fnaf fanart #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #my art tag

[chushanye]

"doubt has given me so much relief. but it doesn't always have to be doubt because I believe in her" ally. ally please. god they have such a way with words - and kristen is so compassionate and caring and at every moment she is thinking of her goddess. plz. plz.

#going insane over her i love her so much #someone please volunteer to be insane about kristen with me plz plz #kristen applebees #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #fantasy high junior year

[doydoune]

happy december 28th!! nothing bad happened !! this is a normal day!! here are a dad and his child enjoying a moment together in a safe setting and definitely not in an elevator !!

#dl6?? never heard of her #i only know definitely alive father figure and happily adopted child #plz let me have this i know the rest of the fanarts today are going to be so angsty i need this #dounart #aa #ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #miles edgeworth #trucy wright #dl 6 incident #narumitsu #implied #i guess #art #fanart #gyakuten saiban

[solarpunkani]

sometimes spite is a powerful motivator and today its motivating me to crochet

long story short I saw a cool bag on pinterest while I was looking for crochet patterns but there was no fucking pattern but one of my friends found a pattern for a similar but not quite bag so I watched an hour long video, transcribed it into text, and am now gonna make a wholeass backpack just because Sunflower Vibe

Wish me luck I guess

Also this is the bag

#anis crochet journey #ani rambles #out of queue #do i have enough green yarn for this? no idea #if i need more I'll go buy more it'll be a nice excuse to get myself a cute planner for garden planning anyways #'ani dont you carry a purse around everywhere what would you carry in this extra bag' idk yet but its CUTE I will FIND A REASON #also if anyone asks yes I'm willing to share the transcription if someone wants it #like literally if someone reblogs or replies to this post 'plz transcription' i will post a link to the google doc in an INSTANT #i spent like 2 hours on that transcription I want it to be APPRECIATED (by more than just me)

[its-short-for-jackalope]

I am going to start fucking yelling rn

it's snooze tumblr live Monday for me, yeah? I go to my settings, do the thing, leave my settings, and now

THIS FUCKING THING ⤵️

WILL NOT GO AWAY. IT USED TO!!! every week I could snooze tumblr live and my little bar would once again know peace. but not today. no. not even when I closed the app in the hopes that maybe it just needed a reload. but no. this is just what we're doing now.

and the worst thing. the WORST thing. is that fucking NEW flag marker there. even reluctantly going to that tab did not get rid of it. why would you do this. whwy. what did I ever do to you tumbkr why must you hurt me this way

edit: it has been 6 hours and we're over 1k notes, I am muting notifications on this so I can exist in peace ✌🏻

#jack jabbers #tumblr #tumblr live #hateyouhateyoyhateyou #@staff make it go away plz #snooze tumblr live #snooze tumblr live monday

[humans-are-tasty]

#my art #monkey d. luffy #one piece #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #mihawk a little more moustachy and very OOC smile #the croc is from almost a year ago but i still find it neat #just normal drawings #hoping to draw less fanart and more original stuff this year. or at least really try to go out of my comfort zone #also plz no inappropriate comments about the croc #luffy and mihawk make good templates to experiment on. maybe cuz they're simple and shaped + wide brim hat #i seriously have a mihawk disease #i really like drawing low angles #i was looking at pics of tsurumi from GK and i was like mihawk could have a moustache like that #i think mihawk is the cutest guy in one piece. #April Edit: modified the luffy pic slightly. the shadow cutting off in the middle of his neck was bothering me for months

[recurring-polynya]

Me, writing the parts of my fanfic I want to write: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me, trying to string those parts together into something that resembles a narrative: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

#writing #i have just spend an entire ten minutes thinking about the plot/structure of my fanfic and i am in agony #(possibly. it's also possible it was only 3) #usually i just write a bunch of scenes and then force them to go together like a chimp doing a jigsaw puzzle #you'd be surprised at how successful i have been at this #anyway for reasons i can't do that this time plz pray for me

[ryoalouette]

You know, there's this DP x DC that I want-

Of Good Parents Fentons, They Know, Supportive Parents, Ghost King Danny, and Summoning. Maybe some other ppl made this before or nah, can't remember.

So here's the premise:

We as fandom agrees that there's loads of cults in DC fandom yeah? Tho honestly it can be kids being kids, teens daring each other and so on to summon the Ghost King. As it happens, the Ghost King is Danny.

Most of the times he got Summoned, he can get away quick. HOWEVER. This made him tired af, especially since those Summonings are made of Fruitloops demanding for things that he don't want to happen/grant them and he can't exactly reject this Summonings since well. It's still Very New and no one told him exactly how to refuse this summoning.

And also, there's this one persistent Fruitloop with A Cat who keeps trying to woo him when he already got significant other (boyfriend? girlfriend? both? up to you!) and he's not interested in more since he had finally kinda sorta gotten things finally in order.

It's just that this lack of sleep from Ghost Attacks is switched to Summonings. Sure he got so many great views (Sam was very pleased when he got Summoned to Gotham against his will; at least he got pictures then), but it's seriously cutting his time. Especially thanks to Catty Fruitloop. He's the most persistent summoner urgh.

So.

His tiredness was noticed by Jack and Maddie, they got talking about how he as a ghost king can't not get summoned specifically and they got to do some planning. Danny consulted Clockwork and apparently what his parents asked got OK'd by CW? Huh. Welp.

Danny, just tired: Dad, thank you so much for volunteering being summoned for my stead coz I really need to study for this test.

Jack, Golden Retriever Smile: No problem Danny-O!

---

The next time Klarion Summons the Ghost King to Woo him? He got the Ghost King's father wanting a Talk. With his Fenton Gun.

#prompt #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #crack plz? #Tumblr go

[tangledinink]

if you go vote to make them tie... they could be friends :)

[ @heckitall / @tmntaucompetition / swanatello ]

#tmnt au competition #propaganda #crossovers #sainwb #go see who needs a boost and help them tie plz <3 #i believe that rn sainwb is at 39% #rottmnt #tmnt #fidgetwing

[abbeyofcyn]

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt donnie #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt leo #my art #disaster twins #coloured doodles #splinters arms #I didnt colour pick this time #go me #but that's why their colours may be off plz don't hurt me

[muffinlance]

Do you get the impression the live action is treating us like utter morons?? Like I thought that making it aimed at an older audience would open the doors for more subtle story telling, but no, they're just using monologues to tell us eveything! Like in the second episode Katara's like 'oh his power isn't that he's the avatar, it's that he ~connects~ to people'. Girl we're not idiots we can see that!! And the first episode with Aang's goddawful 'I don't want this responsibility' monologue

THIS, YES. The word that keeps coming to mind is definitely "subtlety". The show for literal children? Had it. The remake for adults? Not so much.

#This is literally Storytelling 101: Show Don't Tell #I'm sorry scriptwriters I know you were working before your union won minimal staffing in writers' rooms and decent pay and all that #but You Know What You Did #Also cgi artists plz unionize #A few more hours on Momo would have maybe taken him further out of the nightmare monkey puppet category #I know some people are reporting him as cute #But all I can see is a creature from the Magnus Archives #that thing is the skin of Momo being worn by something that doesn't quite move right underneath #And maybe it is looking for a better fit #Don't let it touch you adorable child actor Aang #avatar the last airbender #atla #natla #Anyone looking to block the live action posts I'll be tagging all of these with that natla tag going forward #But yeah not going to post about it much #I came I saw I deemed it not worth the hours of my life it asked #I can literally write a better Avatar AU than this #Anyway back to Toph beating up Blind Zuko! #*write write write" #(their big budget fanfic can't hurt me it can only introduce more fans to the original)

[slitherbop]

ETCETERA (v0.00) is Here!

I made a Yume Nikki Fangame for Dream Diary Jam 7!

You are "Innard". You must return a lost pistol to "Etcetera"!

#rpg maker #dream diary jam #ynfg #yume nikki fangame #slitherdraws #oc tag #mindhaunt #EYHAEYAHYEHAYEAHAHHAHHHHHH IM VERY HAPYPY I MADE SOMETHING #IVE WANTTED TO MAKE A YUME NIKKI FANGAME FOR OVER A DECADE IVE FINALLY DONE IT!!!!!!! #ITS NOT COMPLETE ITS SUCH A SMALL CHUNK OF WHAT I PLANNED BUT ITS THERE ! ITS A START!! #PLZ ENJOY WHAT IS THERE there IS an indication of completion but idk if anyone gonna get it WAHA #INNARD GO TO HELL! YIPEE

[aprillikesthings]

Things about boobs that everyone should know

Because I just keep finding out people don't know these things!

Most boobs "sag."

Actually, on that note: very very few people have the stereotypically perfect breasts that are round and perky and don't touch your ribcage/belly. Here is an entire gallery of non-sexualized, perfectly normal breasts. Here is another one, but in one image. There's an incredible range of size and shape!

Also related: very few people fit those molded foam-cup bras. Because very few people have a boob that shape. "Then why are those kinds of bras everywhere??" Because they're cheap to make and they hide your nipples.

Your "armpit fat" is probably not armpit fat. It is probably your tail of spence, and you have lymph nodes there. Some people have a bigger or smaller tail of spence, and it has very little to do with how fat you are or how big your boobs are. (Some bras can press on it or pinch it uncomfortably, like balconettes.)

When you lie on your back, your boobs will go into your armpits. That is true of EVERYONE WITH BOOBS, with the exception of some implants. Boobs are squishy! This also means that like, lying on your side will cause them to flop over. If that's uncomfortable when you're trying to sleep, there is such a thing as "sleep bras."

Lots of people's boobs get bigger and/or painful before their period starts. Some people gain an entire cup size every month.

Whether or not you wear bras has no effect on "sagging." The one "study" on this that was written about everywhere extremely badly done. The one exception: If you do the kind of exercise that has you jumping around/jogging a lot, and you don't wear a supportive-enough bra, it's possible you can injure the cooper's ligaments. But also: that would hurt, a lot.

Bras also have no effect on whether you get breast cancer.

Everyone has one boob that's bigger than the other. It's just a matter of degree.

The size of your boobs has nothing to do with whether or not you've had sex???? I'm stunned that there are people that believe this, but I've heard multiple people say they had relatives who absolutely believed this--refused to buy teenagers the correct size bra because "only sluts wear D-cups," or insisted a thirteen-year-old was "fast" because of breast growth during puberty...good lord.

It's possible for AMAB people to breast-feed--they have the same mammary glands AFAB people do! Some hormonal issues can cause people (both AFAB and AMAB) who haven't given birth to lactate, but also there's a few cases where transgender women have been given the same hormones that AFAB people's bodies make during pregnancy/lactation, and voila! Breast milk!

(I very intentionally didn't go into bra sizing with this post, but yes, if you hate your bras, you are probably wearing the wrong size and/or style for you. That's a much more finicky topic though, so I'm just going to point out that the letter doesn't mean anything about boob size by itself, D isn't big, and Victoria's Secret's "fittings" are garbage. For more info, go to the subreddit for r/abrathatfits, or try their size calculator.)

#my posts #how the fuck do I tag this #without making it look like adult content??? #I'm just. #not going to. #but plz do reblog! #don't leave any transphobic or body-shaming nonsense in the notes tho okay? okay