#PSAs

[cantfuckbracket]

Welcome to the Can't Fuck Bracket, where YOU vote for the character who has the most unfuckable swag

Do you love characters that don't fuck? Characters whose dicks would make U-turns and whose pussies would clamp itselves shut if they ever came close to performing a sexual act? Characters who would try to fuck and end up leaving snot all over their poor partner? Characters who have never ever ever made their partner cum? Well, this bracket is for you!

Submit and vote for YOUR favorite unfuckable characters and let's find out who Tumblr crowns the least fuckable of them all!

Rules and clarifications:

"Can't fuck" is different from "doesn't want to fuck". This is about characters who either suck at sex or could never find a willing partner, not asexual/sex-repulsed characters

This is also not about being a virgin or inexperienced, this is for characters who could fuck a billion times and would still suck at it

You can submit both your beloved blorbos who have 0 game and characters you hate with a passion

"Can't fuck" can mean both "could never find a willing partner" and "would suck shit ass in bed". It's up to you

Last year's contestants are only eligible if they did not make it past the group stage. So check that your submission isn't featured in this post to make sure they're eligible!

Goofy from Disney will also not be accepted. I've seen things I can't unsee

No real people unless they've been dead for at least 100 years.

"Being dead" is not in itself a reason to be considered unfuckable, otherwise this would become a deadguybracket 2.0. It's fine if that's mentioned but it can't be the only reason

Propaganda is not only encouraged, I'd say it's the whole point! You can tag me in it and I'll reblog it

Be nice to each other and also to me. I'm just making a silly little poll. It's not life and death. Also I have other things going on in my life

You can diss your opponents if you want but practice common sense when doing so

And that's all... For now! You can use this form to submit your characters! Go crazy go stupid!

#CFB2024 #psas #rules #announcements

[nobrashfestivity]

Kensington, Chelsea, Westminster & Brent Health Promotion Unit in conjunction with West London Health Promotion

Lip kissing, tit clamping, bottom spanking, thigh slapping, leather wearing, rubber stretching, arse licking, bath taking, body beating, hard wanking, butch wrestling … : safer sex… it's the real thing, 1997

#safe sex #sexuality #1990s #psas

[bye2k]

#cartoon network #dexter's laboratory #cartoons #psas #internet #messengers #00s #images

[bodhrancomedy]

Wow, 1970s British PSAs do not fuck around.

#PSAs #uk #1970s #films #writing

[kineticallyanywhere]

Content Warning for s2e34:

dndads season 2 episode 34 includes a string of jokes based on strong suicidal ideation. No one makes any attempts or talks seriously about making an attempt, but if you have any discomfort around these kinds of jokes or if this is a trigger for you, you can skip the follow times (in the first chunk I also included a string of general mental illness jokes, just to be safe). This doesn't include all of the talk about the topic, but it's definitely the place of strongest sentiment.

ad-free (Patron): 31:22-33:16 and to a much lesser extent 34:06-34:22

main-feed (as of 5/23/23, may change as ads update): 34:33-36:28 and to a much lesser extent 37:17-37:33

You can absolutely skip these parts without losing overall context of the episode. You will not be missing out, give you FOMO a warm drink and prioritize yourself. I'm not an expert on crisis hotlines, please feel free to share info in the notes of this post, but if you live in the US remember that you can call 988 for the 24 hour suicide and crisis hotline.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads 2 #it is a VERY good episode #these parts just made me uncomfortable in a way that like #this show gets Real sometimes #and I don't want anyone caught off guard #a character making suicide jokes def has a place in a narrative #but i have my own feelings about whether or not theyre funny #anyway! #me talking #psas

[lilliths-httyd-blog]

I turned my favourite ad on TV into a GIF because my hyperfixations are fucking absurd and I love this PSA

#earthquakes #psas #aotearoa #new zealand #gifs

[comfortfoodcontent]

Back cover of Namorita #1 (1993), a Metro-Dade Police Special Response Team PSA Comic

#namorita #psa #marvel #marvel comics #psas #1993 #90s #1990s #new warriors

[novice-psas]

He looks so tired in this game. Please take a nap bro.

I also like how he (suspiciously) doesn't act like reboot Dante in PlayStation All-Stars. They didn't know what they were doing with him in the game and I respect it I guess--

#playstation all stars #psasbr #psas #playstation all stars battle royale #nariko #reboot dante

[whatthefuckisasweep]

DID GRIF JUST FUKCING SAY GO OFF KING TO DICK SIMMONS IN THE GOOD YEAR 2022 IN THE FUCKING RVB PSAS I AM — I—

IFNKSNCOSNCOENVLDNCKENCKFNVKDNKCENOFOEIVKFJVKENCOENCOENOCNEOVNEPFNEODNSOCNOSKXOENCOENCOENCORBGORNCOENOSKDPGJEOFNWOCNWOSKVKENF????

#rvb #grif #simmons #grimmons #red vs blue #psas #rvb psas #IMDBFOSNCOSNCOENKCDK #MYJSKVNSOVKPSKCKEKFKENFKE #JCKDKOCEKKFKDOFMEODKDLDMS #PLEASE IM KEATONGKSKFKSKDM #WELP #I #i cant do this anymore #we had a good rin #IM DEFENESTRATING

[the-coolest-pharaoh]

If KOSA gets passed, I just wanted to say it’s been a pleasure being on here with you all. I’ve had so much fun roleplaying as different characters, especially Ahk. I’ve made great memories in the NATM fandom with everyone, and I hope that we will continue to do so. This blog will always hold a special place in my heart, and so will Tumblr especially. Tumblr has gotten me through a lot throughout the years I’ve been on here, and I will always be thankful for it and the people I’ve met on it. I love you guys so much! /p

Much love,

Ahk and Bella

(Even if it doesn’t get passed it’s always nice to show a little appreciation to the people am I right? 🧡)

#admin #psas

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

A Few Updates

All 3 Choose Your Own Adventures are underway (sneak-peaks of all three can be found here), but these are gonna take a little longer. I’m crafting multiple story lines and making three separate blogs for them to live on. But they’re happening! ! Actively!

To Have Loved and Lost and You Spin Me Right Round will both have either 1-2 more chapters (very, very long chapters)

I’m decided that 2023 is The Year I Finish Stuff, so the stories that have been on hiatus for a long time are going to be finished off (probably also with one long final chapter). This includes stories like Love Isn't Always on Time, Oh Whiskey Please, and The Captain's Woman

I know I have a lot of asks and a lot of requests that I haven’t gotten to. I’m not ignoring them! I’m trying to work my way through them a few at a time. There are also a couple of requests connected to the same story so I’m trying to write those out in a way that makes sense.

I'm considering reworking/revamping my taglist system. More on that as I have it.

Thanks y'all! 💖

#PSAs #Some Updates™ #not fic #you know like technically

[cantfuckbracket]

CAN'T FUCK BRACKET... 2!

(If you didn't participate last year, check out this post for a more coherent explanation)

[ID: A diagram full of ups and downs that say "we are so back" and "it's so over" respectively. Overlaid with it is the unfuckable pride flag. End ID]

Somehow, it's been a year since the beginning of the competition that proclaimed Lord Farquaad the ultimate unfuckable. And as threatened, I mean, promised, I am doing it again this year!

It is time for everyone to fight tooth and nail for their unfuckable faves, or their beloathed nemesises that make all the pussies clamp shut!

You can use this form to submit as many characters as you want, so long as you observe the rules of unfuckability:

Last year's contestants are only eligible if they did not make it past the group stage. Meaning, anyone who was on round 1 is inegilible, but characters who made it to the group stage and didn't advance are fair game. That's right, there's still time for a redemption arc for Reigen Arataka or Jiang Cheng! Although it seems the latter wouldn't deserve it. Thankfully, the world isn't fair. So check that your submission isn't featured in this post to make sure they're eligible!

NO Goofy. I can't go through that again

No real people unless they've been dead for at least 100 years. That's right, the criteria is looser this year! Unlike th- [i am shot]

"Being dead" is not in itself a reason to be considered unfuckable, otherwise this would become a deadguybracket 2.0. It's fine if that's mentioned but it can't be the only reason

The same applies to being ace and/or voluntarily celibate. This is for characters who CAN'T fuck, not characters who DON'T WANT to. Some people, however, fall into both categories, and that's okay 💖

"Can't fuck" can mean both "could never find a willing partner" and "would suck shit ass in bed". It's up to you

Just like last year, the whole point of this is propaganda, so you are legally required to start bloodbaths! (But practice common sense when interacting with actual real breathing people such as myself and the person campaigning for your adversary, please) Feel free to tag me in anything you create!

You can submit as many characters/historical figures as you want, but this year the amount of submissions will be part of the criteria to be accepted, so make sure you get other interested people to submit too! I am ready for the 300 Reigen submissions, I promise. (This is, obviously, my ploy to get Tumblr famous. Really though, last year many people submitted 73637383 characters and then only got involved with one of them, so I want to make sure people are actually interested in these characters this year)

And that's all, folks! Hope you're excited because I sure as hell am!

Submit characters here

#CFB2024 #psas #rules #announcements

[can-of-pringles]

⚠️⚠️PSA! A user that goes by @lumbrellacoffeemug has stolen and copied from my original characters⚠️⚠️

Like word for word. Their two "characters" have extremely similar traits to mine. Similar names, even the same OC ship. Same faceclaims. She also copied my tag systems.

Here is the proof.

She stole my edits as well. (Screenshots edited into a collage so I could fit them into this post, 10 picture limit loophole)

I found her blog tonight in the #ocappreciation tag (@ocappreciation ). She had other characters as well that I didn't recognize so I have no idea if others were stolen too.

⚠️⚠️Please block and report her if possible! Reblog and spread the word, she might've stolen other people's content. ⚠️⚠️

#psas #psa #public service announcement #ocappreciation #allaboutocs #original character #original characters #call out post #callout post #ocs #oc #good omens oc #good omens ocs #good omens

[bye2k]

#wow she's just like me #dexter's laboratory #cartoon network #cartoons #psas #internet #00s #videos

[iwillfindanamelater]

Ok so I just realised, Captain America's PSAs make no fucking sense.

Like, we see them in Homecoming, right ? Well Homecoming takes place between CW and IW, which means Steve is a fugitive.

Now someone please explain to me why the fuck would american schools use a (considered) criminal's voice to tell their students what's right or wrong ????

#steve rogers #captain america #spiderman #homecoming #mcu #psas #marvel #peter parker

[kineticallyanywhere]

so uh... block #trigun from me if you don't care about it

#psas #normalcy no longer maintained #me talking