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muppet-facts · 2 years
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Muppet Fact #439
The same puppet used for Pancake the Water Buffalo from Animal Jam was used in an episode of Hannah Montana. She was called Pancake in both shows.
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Animal Jam. Episode 128: "A Water Buffalo Named Pancake." April 2, 2003.
Hannah Montana. "Hannah in the Street with Diamonds." July 20, 2008.
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recapitulation · 2 years
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meal ideas!
low energy ("do not ask me to do any prep work at all, so help me god")
mozzerella cheese wrapped in pepperoni ("pizza tacos"!)
hummus and pretzels or naan (putting the naan in the microwave for like 10 seconds...heavenly)
canned chili (with shredded cheese and sour cream if you have it! boom done!)
instant miso soup (warm and lovely! put tofu in it for protein!)
cheese and cured meat, olives, canned fish, crackers, dried fruit, or whatever easy "charcuterie" type items you like
alternate bites of apple and spoonfulls of peanut butter (mixing honey or chocolate chips to the peanut butter is my favorite)
a "deconstructed sandwich": bites of lunch meat, pickles, cheese, cherry tomato, etc (I love roast beef and white cheddar for this)
yogurt and granola or fruit
put frozen potstickers + frozen edamame in the steamer/rice cooker, chill elsewhere with a timer set, then boom
tortilla chips + canned refried beans + cherry tomatoes + cilantro + jarred salsa con queso (or warm shredded cheese on top of the chips in the microwave for 30 seconds)
bagel + cream cheese + lox
microwave scrambled eggs (add things like green onion, soy sauce, or anything else you like!)
cottage cheese and fruit (mixed together or just on the side)
bowl of shredded rotisserie chicken + buffalo sauce + a bit of mayo + green onion (use a kitchen scissors to cut them right in!)
medium energy ("I'll boil water but don't ask me to chop shit")
boiled eggs and fresh veggies (put a little salt on top of the eggs!)
buttered noodles (my go-to nausea meal, it has never failed me. ideas of things to add: frozen peas, imitation crab, roasted garlic)
baked potato with toppings (I like cheese, bacon, broccoli, green onion, and sour cream)
quesadilla (add some canned beans, cilantro, or avocado!)
pot roast (requires a lot of time but not a lot of actual work. I love it with peas!)
cuban sandwich (bread, swiss, pickle, mustard, ham... my favorite thing to panini-ify by far)
pan-fried tofu with scallion sauce (this sauce goes well with everything and tofu is no exception)
pancakes or waffles! (I love mine with jam)
ham, pickle, and cream cheese roll-ups
fried eggs (with toast and lots of butter...so comforting)
fruit smoothie (bananas, frozen strawberries, yogurt...or whatever!)
I hate salad but could write essays on this copycat olive garden salad (throw it in a bowl! chopping required if you use onion)
spaghetti (controversial maybe but angel hair > spaghetti noodles)
pasta salad (olives broccoli fresh mozerella... those little mini pepperonis... yeah)
stir-fried thai garlic shrimp (I like using the mini frozen salad shrimps, it's easy! use jarred minced garlic to avoid chopping!)
tuna mayo onigiri
slow cooker ribs
buffalo chicken wrap (or any number of other wrap options! shred pre-cooked rotisserie chicken to make it easier)
if your local grocery store sells pre-cooked gyro strips, that can turn into an easy wrap with store-bought pita & tzatziki with tomatoes and onions!
couscous and chickpeas
tortellini + pasta sauce + spinach
high energy ("I don't mind chopping some things up!")
stuffed shells with spinach
chicken and roasted garlic (oh my god.....one of my all time favorites)
beef tacos (I like mine with cilantro and onion, and when I'm feeling especially high energy I love a tomatillo salsa)
chicken alfredo
tom kha gai (a thai soup and my absolute favorite! you just need access to galangal)
lasagna! (freezes well and then boom! low energy meal for later)
pad thai! (not as hard as you'd think, as long as you have access to tamarind paste!)
potstickers! (this is a lovely group activity if you want to cook with housemates!)
rice and beans
bang bang shrimp (ogughfhgfuh I love it. you can also do bang bang tofu!)
minestrone soup (so many nice veggies!)
fried rice (put whatever you have on hand in there! broccoli, peas, carrot, and beef is my favorite combo)
broccoli cheddar soup
spring rolls and peanut sauce
skewers (such as beef, onion, zucchini, bell pepper... you don't need a grill, oven works!)
roasted turkey with garlic parmesean asparagus
pork chop with mashed potatoes
panang curry
chicken gnocchi soup (use store bought gnocchi or make your own if you have a high energy day!)
bibimbap (super customizable depending on what veggies you like best)
butter chicken
plus! things that have helped me meal plan:
whenever you think of a meal you'd like to make, take 3 seconds to google search it, take a screenshot of the image results, and put it in a "food ideas" folder. instant visual menu!
the concept of "meal prepping" makes me recoil but I've learned that it can simply mean preparing shredded chicken, boiled eggs, or some other simple protein that you can customize throughout the week. shredded chicken can turn into wraps, salads, pasta dishes, etc... you don't have to meal prep yourself into the same meal all week!
when I have difficulty working up an appetite, I'll scroll through my favorite restaurant menus! there might be some foods I can't make at home, but many times they're very simple to recreate because the ingredients are literally listed!
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bethanythebogwitch · 9 months
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I found a bunch of pictures from my last job working with wild fish and I figured some of you critter-lovers would enjoy them
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The angriest red-eared slider I've ever seen
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mmmmmMMMMWWAAAAAAAHHH! (paddlefish)
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A northern pike. These were always hard to work with because they're super slippery.
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Grasp it firmly in your hand (paddlefish)
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"I told you, mom, it's not just a phase!" (bighead carp)
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Long, long man (longnose gar)
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The biggest smallmouth buffalo we caught
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The size of this lad (bighead carp)
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That's a cute kitty (channel catfish I think)
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Softshell turtles wake up every morning and choose violence. This one was trying to bite my finger off as I was taking its picture.
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I've never seen a grouchy pancake before (softshell turtle)
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Most turtles are chill. Snapping turtles are angry enough to for the rest of them
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A freshwater drum. These guys make a grunting noise when they're upset
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A bucked o' snoots. Pretty sure we were collecting these so fish and wildlife could tag and release them. (paddlefish)
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A water snake
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A juvenile gar. Just as pointy as the adults
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I have apprehended the criminal
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A bigger drum. This was more around the size we usually caught
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A very shiny river carpsucker
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A very mossy man (red-eared slider)
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Anyone want to play darts? (longnose gar)
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Looking very dignified (painted turtle?)
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Take this, it will be important in your quest (common carp)
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mcflymemes · 9 months
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PROMPTS FROM HIS GIRL FRIDAY *  assorted dialogue from the 1940 film, adjust as necessary
he looks like that fellow in the movies.
it frightens me to think of what i'd like to do to you.
where'd you get the hat?
did you see me in your dreams?
i know what quitting would mean to you!
it's the other way around.
listen, it's a matter of life and death!
well, it's not like that.
we might dynamite it.
i'd know you anytime.
that's the speech you made the night you proposed.
oh, don't get technical at a time like this.
that's why i'm quitting!
she hung up! what did i say?
take your hands off me!
he's kind and he's sweet and he's considerate. he wants a home and children.
never mind the jokes.
oh, well, that relieves my mind.
sorta wish you hadn't done that, [name].
our whole lives are at stake!
it was cruel of us to let you suffer that way.
it brings good luck.
you know, he's not such a bad fellow.
isn't [name] sweet? always wanting to protect me.
what were you when you came here five years ago?
i wouldn't cover the burning of rome for you if they were just lighting it up.
what does he look like?
he's not the man for you. i can see that. but i sort of like him. he's got a lot of charm.
you've got the brain of a pancake.
i've been a reporter for 20 years... i never heard that before.
i'd put my arm in fire for you, up to here.
you say that again, i'll come over there and kick you in the teeth.
what's the matter, [name]?
don't give me that innocent stuff!
who else was there when he gave you this?
she was born right here in this country!
maybe the sheriff let him out.
you've got an old fashioned idea divorce is something that lasts forever.
you don't deny that, do you?
that isn't what i got married for!
are we invited to the wedding?
you wouldn't take me if i hadn't been doll-faced.
how did i treat you? like a water buffalo?
now you got me!
if you were worth breaking my nails on, i'd tear your face wide open.
is there any way we can stop the 4:00 train to albany?
i suppose i proposed to you?
don't be hasty!
what does he want with you?
well, what are you doing there? haven't you even started?
you practically did, making goo-goo eyes at me for two years until i broke down.
what's the use of fighting?
this is only temporary!
it's all in little pieces now, and i hope to do the same for you some day.
of course he had to have a gun re-enact the crime with.
if you had been a gentleman, you would have forgotten all about it. but not you!
i just said i'd write it, i didn't say i wouldn't tear it up!
i know it's on the way.
what do you think i am, a crook?
uh... let me get this straight. i must have misunderstood you.
don't you remember the home i promised you?
there's been a lamp burning in the window for you, honey.
looks like about ten years a piece for you two birds.
that isn't going to help you this time.
you're through.
well, [name], where are you?
that's the story i just wrote.
yes, yes, i know we had a bargain.
i thought it would be a novelty to have a face around here a man could look at without shuddering.
i jumped out of that window a long time ago.
he treats me like a woman.
[name], you're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.
now get this, you double-crossing chimpanzee.
there ain't gonna be an interview, and there ain't gonna be a story.
did you hear that?
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imagebylez · 1 year
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Phan Nga to Khao Lak
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Phang Nga to Khao Lak
Saturday January 18, 2014, 57 km (35 miles) - Total so far: 86 km (54 miles) Trip odometer...56.55km Max speed...40.9km/hr Av speed... 9.3 km/hr Total ascents 302m We started at 6 o'clock today and had a quick breakfast ...the look on the girls' faces when the lady brought out the "breakfast" rice was priceless! To their credit they ate some of it, to fuel up.
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Yum, Dim Sum, Egg, Cream and egg, fish, crap and something green The turn off to the quiet roads was only 200m down the road. We don't mind riding on the highway but it is so loud! We rode on the beach road for about 23km and loved it. Ahh....the serenity.
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Mandy was happy to find this gorgeous beach. Nothing to bite you here and the water crystal clear
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Three beautiful smiles There were a lot of cyclists training on the road and we saw glimpses of agriculture but mainly there were resorts being built. Each morning we pass utes filled with Thai people going to work in or on these resorts.
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Kady and I chillin We stopped at a quiet beach for a swim after only 10 km. The water was so clear it was hard to resist. Khao Lak was calling so onward we went.
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Water Buffalo
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Highway 4 was busy with tourist buses, taxis and trucks zooming past at a million miles an hour. This being the case we are so impressed with the courtesy of the drivers. The trucks and scooters let you know they are coming with a short beep and all give us a wide berth.
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Lunch was needed as the girls had still not fuelled up enough from brekky. A lovely Thai lady and her children whipped up a feast for $4 Australian! For all of us! Awesome! She told us there had been lots of crazy Australians and Brits riding their bikes though Thailand. "Too hot", she kept saying. At that point we agreed!
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Wonderful chefs who prepared our lunch
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Many of these trees along the way are farmed for sap. One dog chase today. He nearly got hit by a car trying to get us, so he retreated.
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Now this is a shrine
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A lovely little town on the way. Thai Meaung is the name. A lot more smiles and waves today. We stopped at a roadside shop/ house for an energy boost and met a lovely man and his wife. After some sign language, smiles and hilarious interpretations he went inside and came out with a bunch of bananas for us to take on our trip. Very generous! We eventually reached the final climb of the day. We were hot, tired and hoping it would be over quickly. We took a quick break close to the top...yum...biscuits and nuts are the same everywhere! The view was worth it! On the descent Khao Lak we zoomed down the hill knowing a shower was not far away.
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All hand made right here. The hotel is clean and they threw in breakfast for us too. Thailand is suffering right now as a lot of tourists are leaving due to the protests. There is no sign of unrest where we are at the moment.
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The hill just before Khao Lak. I'm exhausted so we stopped for a drink and biscuit to refuel.
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Khao Lak is a tourist town. We couldn't stop laughing when we saw Ronald McDonald doing a "sa wa dee karp" ...photo op there!
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Good to see Ronald getting into the sprit. The food on the street continues to tempt us more than food that we can get at home.
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Interesting food everywhere It took a lot of willpower to walk past pancakes for 25 baht today! Tomorrow we continue north... Read the full article
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fibrefeast8 · 2 years
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eatpaperandcry · 3 years
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My safe foods
Snacks
Fruits (mainly apples, berries, peaches, oranges, cucumber, watermelon, melon and grapes)
Popcorn
Tea Popsicles (favs are matcha, strawberry mint, green tea, honey flavor tea, mint, raspberry)
I c e
Low-cal homemade marshmallows
Sugar-free jello
Low-cal homemade chocolate pudding
Gum
Fiber one brownies
Homemade low-cal tiramisu
Low-cal mini pancake
Apple pie filling
Rice cakes
Oat cookies
Low-fat Greek yogurt
Raisins
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Lunch
Chicken breast
Vegetables (mainly spinach, lettuce, carrots, zucchini, mushrooms, celery and pimento)
C o o k e d vegetables (roasted or steamed)
Salads 💚
Tuna salad
Chicken in apricot and chipotle sauce
Spinach wrap
Lettuce wrap
Tilapia
Lentil soup
Knorr bullion chicken soup/vegetable soup
Most soups in general
Shrimp
Mashed potatoes
K e t c h u p s o u p (ketchup with hot water and stevia)
Air fryed "crab" cakes
Rice cake pizza
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Drinks
Strawberry water
Mango water
Water with flavor packets (like tang, zuko, clight, etc)
T E A (especially mint, matcha, green, raspberry)
Coffee (coffee with almond milk is godly)
Unsweetened almond milk
Cashew milk
Cranberry juice light
Diet coke
Coke coffee
Cranberry juice + almond milk (it's good)
7up light
Suerox (0 cal electrolyte)
Regular old cold water
Vodka
Tequila
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Fast food/restaurant/going out
Sushi
Lettuce burgers (those without bread, wrapped in lettuce)
Mango smoothies
Miso soup
McDonald's happy meal
Wings (i order the spiciest ones so I'm unable to eat them all >:3)
When I'm in a buffet I grab mostly vegetables, sushi, and some potatoes
1 (one) slice of pepperoni/shrimp pizza
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Other stuff
Frank's red hot buffalo sauce
Ketchup
Chipotle sauce
Lemon Juice
Cream and spices
Stevia
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I might add and change stuff later -w-
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wjbsart · 3 years
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A complete, very long list of all GBoard-combinable emojis because I can't find one anywhere.
Ok so for those who haven't seen my stuff (or have only seen my Bionicle posts), I sometimes emoji mashup redraws, with the recent fourth one using GBoard-based fusions. Frustratingly, there's no actual list of fusion-compatible emojis, so I'll attempt to compile them, in a list below the "Read More" thing:
Green/▢ = compatible with fusion Blue/△ = only works with certain emojis Red/◯ = not compatible with fusion
Also, since other people's terms for specific emojis might not match up with mine, I recommend using CTRL+F and then doing this to find the specific emoji you're looking for. This list is in the order presented in GBoard's Emoji menu. Some of them will be generic unicode symbols, I don't know how to change that, sorry for the inconvenience. Also, I won't aknowledge multi-category Emoji.
Smileys and Emoticons
😀Open-mouthed smile▢
😃Wide-eyed smile▢
😄Closed-eyed smile▢
😁Closed-eyed grin▢
😆Laughing▢
😅Sweating smile▢
😂Cry-laughing▢
🤣Cry-ROFLing▢
😭Crying▢
😗Kissing▢
😙Kissing, closed eyes▢
😚Kissing, blushing▢
😘Kissing, winking w/ heart▢
🥰Surrounded by hearts▢
😍Heart-eyes▢
🤩Star-eyes▢
🥳Noisemaker and party-hat▢
🤗Hugging▢
🙃Upside-down▢
🙂Smile▢
☺Blushing, smiling▢
😊Blushing▢
😏Looking off to the side▢
😌Relieved▢
😉Winking▢
🤭Hand over mouth▢
😶Nightmare fuel Mouthless▢
😐Neutral▢
😑-_-▢
😔Pensive▢
😋Licking lips▢
😛Tongue out▢
😝Tongue out, eyes closed▢
😜Tongue out, winking▢
🤪Tongue out, wide-eyed▢
🤔Hmmm▢
🤨Suspicious▢
🧐Monocle▢
🙄Rolling eyes▢
😒Unamused▢
😤Snorting▢
😠Angry▢
😡Angry, red▢
🤬Swearing▢
☹Frown▢
🙁Frown but less▢
😕Confused▢
😟Distraught▢
🥺Pleading▢
😳AWOOGA Flushed▢
😬Yikes▢
🤐Zip▢
🤫Shushing▢
😰Distraught, sweating▢
😧Distraught, shocked▢
😦Distraught, neutral▢
😮Open mouth▢
😯Open mouth, surprised▢
😲Shocked▢
😱Horrified▢
🤯Your head asplode Mind blown▢
😢Crying, single tear▢
😥Crying, less sad▢
😓Sweating▢
😞Dissapointed▢
😖Pained▢
😣Persevering▢
😩Weary▢
😫Tired▢
🤤Drooling▢
😴Sleeping▢
😪Sleeping but different?▢
🌛Left-facing moon▢
🌜Right-facing moon▢
🌚New moon face◯
🌝Full moon face◯
🌞The sun▢
🤢Queasy▢
🤮Vomiting▢
🤧Sneezing▢
🤒Unwell▢
🤕Bandaged▢
🥴Drunk▢
😵Dizzy▢
🥵Hot▢
🥶Cold▢
😷Masked up▢
😇Angel▢
🤠yee haw▢
🤑Money-tongue▢
😎Cool▢
🤓Nerd▢
🤥Lying▢
🤡Clown▢
👻Ghost▢
💩Poop▢
👽Ayy lmao Alien▢
🤖Robot▢
🎃Jack-o-Lantern▢
😈Demon 1▢
👿Demon 2▢
👹Oni◯
👺Tengu◯
☠Skull and crossbones▢
🔥Fire▢
💫Star with trail▢
⭐Star▢
🌟Star with bits▢
✨Stars▢
⚡Lightning◯
💥Explosion◯
💯100△
💢Anime anger symbol◯
💨Steam▢
💦Sweat Droplets▢
💤Zzz▢
🕳Hole▢
🎉Party popper▢
🎊Confetti ball▢
😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾Literally all the "cat in different emotions" emojis▢
❤🧡💛💚💙💜🖤Literally all the coloured hearts△
♥Heart suit▢
💘Heart with arrow▢
💝Heart with ribbon▢
💖Shiny heart▢
💗Growing heart▢
💓Beating heart▢
💞Swirling hearts▢
💕Two hearts▢
💌Love letter▢
💟Heart in square▢
❣Heart exclamation mark▢
💔Broken heart▢
💋Kiss▢
👥Two silhouettes◯
👤Silhouette◯
🗣Talking silhouette◯
👣Footprints◯
🧠Brain◯
🦠Microbe▢
🦷Tooth◯
🦴Bone◯
💀Skull▢
👀Eyes◯
👁Eye▢
👄Lips◯
👅Tongue◯
👃👂🦶🦵💪👍👎👏🙌👐Every other body part and hand gesture, seriously this isn't even all of them◯
People
Seriously, I don't know why none of the people-category emojis are Fusion-compatible. Let's just move on.◯
Animals and Nature
💐Bunch of flowers▢
🌹Rose▢
🥀Wilted rose◯
🌷Tulip▢
🌺Hibiscus flower◯
🌸Cherry blossom▢
🏵Rosette◯
🌻Sunflower◯
🌼Daisy▢
💮White flower◯
🍂Falling leaves◯
🍁Maple leaf◯
🌾Rice plants◯
🌱Seedling◯
🌿Herb◯
🍃Falling leaves again◯
☘3-leaf clover◯
🍀4-leaf clover◯
🌵Cactus▢
🌴Palm tree◯
🌳Deciduous tree◯
🌲Coniferous tree▢
🏞National park◯
⛰Mountain◯
🌊Wave◯
🌬Wind◯
🌀Tornado symbol◯
🌁Foggy scene◯
🌫Fog▢
🌪Tornado▢
☃Snowman (with snow)▢
⛄Snowman (without snow)▢
❄Snowflake
🏔Mountain with snow◯
🌡Thermometer◯
🌋Volcano◯
🏜Desert◯
🏝Desert island◯
🏖Beach◯
🌅Sunrise/set (water)◯
🌄Sunrise/set (mountains)◯
☀Sun▢
🌤Sun with cloud◯
⛅Sun and cloud◯
🌥Cloud with sun◯
🌦Sun and cloud with rain◯
☁Cloud▢
🌨Snowcloud◯
⛈Stormcloud◯
🌩Thundercloud◯
🌧Raincloud◯
💧Drop◯
☔Umbrella with rain◯
🌈Rainbow▢
✨Sparkles▢
🌙Crescent Moon◯
☄Comet◯
🌠Shooting star▢
🌌Milky Way◯
🌉Bridge◯
🌆City in the evening▢
🌃City at night▢
🌍🌏🌎Earth▢
🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘The moon◯
🙈🙉🙊🐵Monkeys, wise or not▢
🦁Lion face▢
🐯Tiger face◯
🐱Cat face▢
🐶Dog face◯
🐺Wolf face◯
🐻Bear face▢
🐨Koala face▢
🐼Panda face▢
🐹Hamster face◯
🐭Mouse face◯
🐰Rabbit face▢
🦊Fox face◯
🦝Raccoon face◯
🐮Cow face◯
🐷Pig face▢
🐽Pig nose▢
🐗Boar head◯
🦓Zebra head◯
🦄Unicorn head▢
🐴Horse head◯
🐸Frog face◯
🐲Dragon head◯
🦎Lizard◯
🐉Dragon◯
🦖T-Rex◯
🦕Diplodocus◯
🐢Turtle▢
🐊Crocodile◯
🐍Snake◯
🐁Mouse▢
🐀Rat◯
🐇Rabbit▢
🐈Cat▢
🐩Poodle◯
🐕Dog◯
🐅Tiger◯
🐆Leopard◯
🐎Horse◯
🐖Pig▢
🐄Cow◯
🐂Bull◯
🐃Water buffalo◯
🐏Ram◯
🐑Sheep◯
🐐Goat▢
🦌Deer▢
🦙Llama▢
🦘Kangaroo◯
🐘Elephant◯
🦏Rhinoceros◯
🦛Hippopotamus◯
🦒Giraffe◯
🐒Monkey▢
🦍Gorilla◯
🐪🐫Camels◯
🐿Squirrel (why does the squirrel of all things have a Unicode symbol?)◯
🦡Badger◯
🦔Hedgehog▢
🦇Bat▢
🐓Cockerel/rooster◯
🐔Chicken◯
🐣🐥🐤Chicks◯
🐦Bird▢
🦉Owl▢
🦅Eagle◯
🦜Parrot◯
🕊Dove◯
🦢Swan◯
🦚Peacock◯
🦃Turkey◯
🦆Duck◯
🐧Penguin◯
🦈Shark◯
🐬Dolphin◯
🐋🐳Whales◯
🐟Fish▢
🐠Tropical fish◯
🐡Pufferfish◯
🦐Prawn◯
🦞Lobster◯
🦀Crab◯
🦑Squid◯
🐙Octopus▢
🦂Scorpion▢
🕷Spider▢
🕸Spiderweb◯
🐚Shell◯
🐌Snail▢
🐜Ant◯
🦗Grasshopper◯
🦟Mosquito◯
🐝Bee▢
🐞Ladybird◯
🦋Butterfly◯
🐛"Bug" yeah sure ok◯
🐾Pawprints◯
Food and Drink
🍓Strawberry▢
🍒Cherry◯
🍎Red apple◯
🍉Watermelon◯
🍑Peach◯
🍊Orange◯
🥭Mango◯
🍍Pineapple▢
🍌Banana◯
🍋Lemon▢
🍈Melon◯
🍏Green apple◯
🍐Pear◯
🥝Kiwi◯
🍇Grapes◯
🥥Coconut◯
🍅Tomato◯
🌶Chili▢
🍄Mushroom◯
🥕Carrot◯
🍠Sweet potato◯
🌽Corn◯
🥦Broccoli◯
🥒Cucumber◯
🥬Lettuce◯
🥑Avocado▢
🍆Aubergine◯
🥔Potato◯
🌰Nut◯
🥜Peanuts◯
🍞Bread▢
🥐Croissant◯
🥖Baguette▢
🥯Bagel◯
🥞Pancakes◯
🍳Frying pan◯
🥚Egg (somehow)◯
🧀Cheese▢
🥓Bacon◯
🥩Meat◯
🍗Chicken leg◯
🍖Anime meat◯
🍔Burger◯
🌭Hotdog▢
🥪Sandwich◯
🥨Pretzel◯
🍟Chips◯
🍕Pizza◯
🌮Taco◯
🌯Wrap◯
🥙Stuffed flatbread◯
🥘Paella◯
🍝Spaghetti◯
🥫Can◯
🥣Bowl◯
🥗Salad◯
🍲Pot of food◯
🍛Curry◯
🍜Noodles◯
🍣Sushi◯
🍤Fried prawn◯
🥡Takeaway container◯
🍚Cooked rice◯
🍱Bento◯
🥟Dumpling◯
🍢Oden◯
🍙Jelly Donut Rice ball◯
🍘Rice cracker◯
🍥Fishcake◯
🍡Dango◯
🥠Fortune cookie◯
🥮Moon cake◯
🍧Shave ice◯
🍨Ice cream◯
🍦See above◯
🥧Pie◯
🍰Cake slice◯
🍮Custard mate what kinda custard have you been eating, this is clearly a créme caramel◯
🎂Birthday cake▢
🧁Cupcake▢
🍭Lollipop◯
🍬Boiled sweet◯
🍫Chocolate◯
🍩Donut◯
🍪Cookie◯
🍯Honey◯
🧂Salt◯
🍿Popcorn◯
🥤Soft drink◯
🥛Milk◯
🍼Baby bottle◯
🍵Green tea◯
☕Coffee▢
🍺Beer◯
🍻Beers, plural◯
🥂Champagne glasses◯
🍾Champagne◯
🍷Red red wine◯
🥃Whiskey◯
🍸Martini◯
🍹Cocktail◯
🍶Sake◯
🥢Chopsticks◯
🍴Knife and fork▢
🥄Spoon◯
🔪Kitchen knife◯
🍽Plate▢
Travel and Places
🛑🎡Everything from the stop sign to Ferris wheel◯
🎠Merry-go-round horse▢
🎪🏕Everything from circus tent to campsite◯
🌇City at sunset yes I'm surprised as you are▢
🛤Train tracks◯
🛣Road◯
🗺Map◯
🗾Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it's beautifuul!◯
🌐Globe with meridian lines▢
💺Plane seat◯
🧳Luggage◯
Activities and Events
🎈Balloon▢
🎀Bow◯
🎁Present◯
🎇Sparkler◯
🎆Fireworks◯
🧨Dynamite Firecracker◯
🧧Red envelope◯
🎐Wind chime◯
🎏Fish streamers◯
🎎Japanese dolls (that's what the emoji's called, don't @ me with the actual name for them)◯
🎑Moon viewing ceremony◯
🎍Pine decoration◯
🎋Tanabata◯
🎄Christmas tree▢
🎗Ribbon△
🥇🥈🥉🏅🎖Medals◯
🏆Trophy◯
📣Megaphone◯
🥅Goal◯
⚽⚾🥎🏀🏐🏈🏉🎾🏸🥍🏏🏑🏒SPORTS◯
🥌Curling stone◯
🛷Rosebud Sled◯
🎿Ski◯
⛸Skate◯
⛳Golf-hole◯
🎯Target◯
🏹Bow◯
🥏Frisbee◯
🎣Fishing rod▢
🎽Running shirt◯
🥋Martial arts uniform◯
🥊Boxing glove◯
🎱8-ball◯
🏓Ping-pong◯
🎳Bowling◯
♟Chess◯
🧩Puzzle piece◯
🎮Controller◯
🕹Joystick◯
👾Videogame alien◯
🔫Gun◯
🎲Dice◯
🎰Slot machine◯
🎴Flower playing card◯
🀄Mahjong tile◯
🃏Joker◯
🎩Top hat◯
📷📸Camera◯
🖼Painting◯
🖌Paintbrush◯
🖍Crayon◯
🧵String◯
🧶Wool◯
🎼🎵🎶Music▢
🎷🎺🎸🎻🥁Instruments◯
🎤Mic◯
🎧Headphones▢
🎚🎛🎙📻Assorted audio stuff◯
📺TV◯
📼VHS◯
📹Camcorder◯
📽Projector◯
🎥Film camera◯
🎞Film◯
🎬Clapperboard◯
🎭Comedy and tragedy masks◯
🎫🎟Tickets◯
Objects
📱🧻Everything from smartphone to toilet roll◯
🧸Teddy bear▢
🧷🧢Everything from safety pin to baseball cap◯
👑Crown▢
🎒💍Everything from backpack to ring◯
💎Diamond▢
💄👓Everything from lipstick to glasses◯
🕶Sunglasses▢
🥽📁Everything from goggles to folder◯
🕶Newspaper▢
🗞🔎Everything from rolled-up newspaper to right-pointing magnifying glass◯
🔮Crystal ball▢
🧿🔓Everything from Nazar amulet to open lock◯
Symbols
There are no compatible non-repeated Emoji here.◯
Flags
Aaaaand none here either.◯
Feel free to let me know if I got anything wrong.
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daveykimy · 3 years
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Chinese folk religion: Arrival of Spring
Today, March 14, 2021 (2nd day of the Second Month in the Lunar calendar), is the traditional Chinese festival called “Longtaitou” (龍擡頭). The name literally translates into “the day the dragon raises his head”.  This day is considered to be the first day of the warm spring season, and the first signs of green can be seen in nature. 
The dragon in question here refers to a deity on Chinese folk religion and folk Taoism called Chun’long (春龍), often translated into “the Dragon of Spring”. Also called Qing’long (青龍), he is one of the Gods of the cardinal directions in Chinese cosmology. He is the guardian of the East. He is also known as the God of Spring, “Chun’shen” (春神). His formal title is Gou’mang (勾芒). Also known by Mang’shen (芒神), and Mu’gong (木公), and is the God of trees, woodlands, forests, vegetation, and the bringer of springtime. He is often depicted as a man dressed in green, clad in emeralds and wreaths of green leaves, and wings of a sparrow. He either rides or is portrayed with the dragon known as Chun’long. The reason he takes so many forms is because originally the dragon of the East and the God of Spring are two different figures. They are now depicted and seen as one deity because: 
a) the East is associated with spring and the element of wood, and because of this those two became associated with each other and their names became interchangeable; b) Gou’mang was the original God of Spring and Forests from pre-Classical China before the emergence of organized Taoism and their subsequent attempts to organize the Chinese pantheon. They merged him with the guardian deity of the East due to their common association with springtime and the woods. 
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An ancient pre-Classical era depiction of Gou’mang.
Apart from these forms, he is also depicted in Chinese folk religion as a youth or child, often with a willow branch in hand and leading an ox or water buffalo (a symbol of Shen’nong, the God of Harvests and Agriculture). He is known as Mang’tong (芒童) in this form. 
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Tradtionally a clay or paper figure of the ox is often paraded down the main street of the village, with children whipping the ground with willow branches. Symbolizing the arrival of Gou’mang and the return of spring. 
Boys and men would get their hair cut on this day. Even if one doesn’t need a haircut, it’s customary to snip a couple strands of hair off. In addition, it’s taboo to sew or to spin wool on this day. 
A traditional food eaten on this day is a plain pancake called Chun’bing (春餅), meaning “spring cakes”. FYI, this is where spring rolls came from: left over spring cakes rolled up with some filling and fried. Other foods like noodles, and dumplings are also usually eaten on this day. As well as sweet roasted nuts are made on this day, not unlike honey roasted peanuts. 
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It’s traditional for one to bring offerings of this pancake, along with an offering of pork, sweet cakes, and a bottle of good drink to the property line of one’s house, the edge of one’s field, or the edge of a forest. The offerings are to be placed on the earth along with candles and incense. Libations of liquor and water are to be poured onto the earth. My nanna says back in the old country, this is also done communally at the local town or village’s shrine to the local Tu’di Shen (土地神), the genius loci of a piece of land or place. Although the offerings are usually way more elaborate if it’s a communal event. For reasons unknown there was never really any temples or shrines dedicated to the God of Spring. I suspect it’s because apart from being the bringer of springtime, he is primarily the Lord of the Forests and Woodlands (as reflected in one of his title, Mu’gong, meaning Lord of the Woods). His worship and rites would usually take place at the edge of forests, or at the shrine of the local land deity. 
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hockeylvr59 · 3 years
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What Ifs, Part 3 || Jeff Skinner
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Requested: [ ] yes [x] no
Authors Note: I’ve been trying to write this part for at least six months so it feels good to finally get it finished. Hope you’re ready for some fluffy Christmas content in April, and a boatload of sexual tension and some idiocy. Set Fri/Sat Dec. 13th/14th. See next post & 010 tag for Jeff’s apartment inspiration and the Christmas tree inspiration. 
For a quick recap: You met Jeff at a spillway in northern PA and met up with him at a beach in Erie a few days later. After that daily conversation ensued and he visited you to go to a college football game before you surprised him at a Pens/Sabres game he didn’t think you were coming to. He kissed you postgame and murmured that he would very much like to fuck you after you teased him as he headed to the team bus. 
Warnings: sexual tension ||  Word Count: 5,472
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Light snowflakes were falling, landing on your car’s windshield and then quickly melting. Christmas music played softly over the radio, while you followed your phone’s navigation through the streets of Buffalo, New York. There was just something about Christmastime that caused little bubbles of joy and excitement to course through your entire body. Those bubbles grew two sizes larger when you thought about the week ahead. 
It had been a month and a half since you’d seen Jeff in the bowels of PPG Paints Arena, had felt his arms wrapped around you, felt the press of his lips against yours. Since then, you hadn’t been able to get those brief moments out of your head. Though you talked with Jeff basically every day, and your conversations had become more intimate, you hadn’t talked about the fact that he’d kissed you and you certainly hadn’t talked about his declaration that he would indeed like to fuck you. Finally though, after a month and a half, you were less than 12 hours away from seeing him face-to-face once more. 
Pulling into his apartment’s parking garage, you gathered the trash you’d accumulated during the six-hour drive before climbing out of the car, stretching out your body. You’d finished your last final this morning and per Jeff’s request had immediately packed up before hitting the road. You’d be asleep when he got in from tonight’s road game, but when you woke he’d be there and that was more than enough motivation to not delay your trip until tomorrow. 
Throwing your trash into your purse to take inside, you gathered the rest of your bags and locked your car. Stepping into the apartment complex’s lobby, you stopped at the doorman/security officer’s desk. Two minutes later, you had a key in hand along with a note and were directed to press the button for the fifteenth floor in the elevator. Stepping off the elevator, you searched for the right apartment, stopping in front of it with a sigh. Setting your bag down, you fumbled with the key for a moment but as soon as the door swung open you couldn’t help but smile. Though it was clearly a bachelor’s apartment, the atmosphere was immediately calming, something you very much needed after a long day. 
Setting your bags down, you slipped your shoes off and made your way into the kitchen where you leaned yourself against the counter to read Jeff’s note. His scratchy script urged you to make yourself at home, rambled about how excited he was to see you, insisted that you use the money he’d left on the counter to order dinner, and left channel information for the television so that you could watch the game. Just above the scrawled Jeff, his final sentence brought a warm flush to your cheeks. 
The guest bedroom is all yours if you want...but I’d love nothing more than to come home to you in my bed. 
You’d shared a bed before, but that was prior to the not so innocent encounter you’d had in Pittsburgh. Still, something pushed you to carry your things down the hall, past what you assumed was the guest room and into what was clearly the master suite. Leaving them on the bed to deal with later, you returned to the main living space of the apartment, taking a few minutes just to wander around. Jeff had pictures of his family on shelves by the tv which was hung on the wall above a gas fireplace. Looking out the window, you could see the arena just a few blocks away and couldn’t help but laugh knowing Jeff hated long commutes. Turning back to the apartment’s interior, you noted that his large sofa looked warm and comfortable, and he certainly had a chef’s kitchen even if he was no chef. As promised, there were a pair of twenty-dollar bills tucked under a fruit bowl on the island and you decided maybe it was time for dinner since it was nearly seven o’clock. 
After searching for local restaurants you decided that game food sounded good and so you placed an order for chicken strips, mozzarella sticks, pretzel sticks, and deep-fried cheesecake for dessert.  Since Jeff had threatened you not to even think about paying for the food yourself you complied and noted that you were paying with cash. With food on its way, you moved to try and figure out Jeff’s tv, settling it onto the channel for the game, pregame programming already playing. 
It wasn’t long before Jeff’s face came across the screen and immediately your heart fluttered. It was silly because you watched Jeff’s games all the time (at least when they didn’t conflict with the Penguins), but for some reason watching it while sitting in Jeff’s apartment felt different. Just before puck drop, you got the alert that your food was downstairs so after slipping on some shoes, you grabbed the cash and key and made your way down to get it. 
With dinner spread out across the coffee table, you got yourself a glass of water and settled in on Jeff’s couch. About midway through the first period, he snuck the puck through the goalie’s legs and into the back of the net causing you to let out a cheer. Just before the end of the second, he buried another puck past the goalie to give the Sabres a two-goal lead. Watching Jeff play so well made a content smile settle onto your face as you cleaned up your leftovers and trash before snuggling under the blanket that was tossed over the back of the couch. With your eyes occasionally fluttering shut, you missed what preceded the tussle Jeff was currently in with a player on the opposing team. Immediately anxiety filled your body, but soon you watched as Jeff was led to the penalty box appearing no worse for wear as he continued to chatter away. 
By the time the game ended, you had already started to fall asleep on the couch, so you decided it was time to head to bed, tidying up before locking the front door and retreating to Jeff’s bedroom. There you changed into pajamas before setting your suitcase on a chair in the corner. Brushing your teeth and washing your face was all you needed to do in the bathroom and after plugging your phone in, you flipped off the lights and tugged the covers back climbing into bed. Soon, with your body sinking into the comfortable mattress, you were out like a light. 
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“Shh, it’s just me…go back to sleep.” You heard whispered as you stirred. You had no idea what time it was, but as the bed shifted beside you, part of you realized that Jeff had arrived home. Unconsciously, you shifted toward him and a warm set of arms draped around your waist as you settled your head against his shoulder and dozed right back off. 
When you actually awoke, the room was filled with the faintest morning light. It was only then that you processed the fact that your entire body was tangled with Jeff’s, pressed tightly against him. Your head was still on his shoulder, your bodies touching from your chests to your hips, and your legs were entwined with his. Your mind raced to figure out how to best extract yourself when you felt Jeff’s chest vibrate under you. 
“Morning.” He murmured, his voice groggy. Lifting your head, you glanced up to see that his eyes were still filled with sleep and he had a sleepy smile on his face as he gazed right back down at you. 
“Morning…” You whispered back, shifting the hand that had been curled against Jeff’s chest to run through your hair. 
“Sorry if I woke you coming in last night…” Jeff said, yawning softly. 
“I don’t think you did…” You whispered. “I don’t actually remember you climbing into bed.” 
“Then it was just your body that noticed.” Jeff teased. “Because you shifted to cuddle me immediately.” A warmth crept over your cheeks but Jeff’s smile only grew, still lazy and soft due to the early morning hour. “Was kinda nice,” Jeff explained with a small shrug. “Told you I wasn’t going to complain if you chose my bed.” He continued, his lips dropping to press gently against your forehead. 
After stretching slightly, you finally dropped your arm back to Jeff’s torso, your fingers grazing against his abdomen. A low groan slipped from his lips and he moved his hand to lace his fingers with yours. 
“As much as I wanna stay here…” He mumbled. “Want you to keep touching me.” He added under his breath. “We should probably get up before I have an even bigger problem.” This time when your eyes met his, they were a shade darker than just a minute ago and your saliva caught in your throat at what he was implying. 
“Mmmm...yeah…” You agreed, working to extract your body from his. “I um...I’m gonna use the guest bathroom real quick...do you have stuff for breakfast in your fridge?” Jeff’s expression was unreadable as he watched you climb from bed, making your way towards the hallway door. 
“I’m sure we can find something.” 
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By the time Jeff made his way out into the kitchen, you had managed to find a package of pancake mix and some bacon and eggs in his fridge and were hard at work making breakfast. Without saying a word, Jeff moved to start some coffee before taking over the skillet with the eggs from your hands. 
“Let me help.” He chided. With the two of you working side by side, it didn’t take long to have breakfast made and once it had been served onto plates, Jeff paused, pulling you into his arms. “I haven’t had a proper hug yet.” He explained, almost whiny about it. Settling your arms around his waist, you returned his hug, enjoying the feeling of his arms around you. “So glad you’re here.” Jeff declared, kissing your head once more before pulling away.
Settled at his kitchen island you ate breakfast in comfortable silence. When you were finished, Jeff took your dishes and loaded them into the dishwasher. As he did so your eyes raked over his body, dressed only in sweats and a t-shirt. He was so attractive that you had to force yourself to look away before he caught you staring. 
“So what’s the plan for today?” You murmured, not sure what exactly he had in mind since you’d let him plan pretty much everything. “Or I guess I should ask about today and the rest of this week?” You added, realizing that beyond the fact that he had one home and one away game, you had no idea what his schedule was like. 
Jeff turned to lean against the counter across from you as he responded, his smile bright and eyes twinkling. 
“I thought maybe today you could help me decorate?” He suggested. “We have the day off so I’m all yours. Then tomorrow we just have practice so I was thinking you could play tourist for a bit and then we could go out for dinner, maybe introduce you to Jack or some of the other guys.” After laying out his thoughts for weekend plans, Jeff paused for a moment to let you respond, and when you simply nodded he continued. “Monday we play at home, I already have your game ticket. Tuesday is a quick up and back to Toronto, we’re literally flying up in the morning and back after the game. I think a few of the guy’s girls are going if you have your passport on you and would be interested, but no pressure there if you want to stay here and veg for a day.” Warmth flooded through you at Jeff’s acknowledgement that this trip could be a lot and that if you needed some quiet time during it that was more than okay. At the same time though you couldn’t help but feel slightly overwhelmed at fact that he wanted you to meet his teammates and their significant others. 
Jeff pulled his lower lip between his teeth and his fingers rubbed at his neck before he spoke once more. “And then uh...Wednesday we have our team Christmas stuff, an official organization family skate in the morning and then Jack is hosting just the team and dates to his place for the evening…” 
“Oh uh…” You breathed, having no idea that all of that was going on while you’d be here. Sensing that your brain was spinning away from you, Jeff rounded the island. 
“But uh...we can talk about that later. I don’t have to go if you don’t want to. Let’s just see how things play out okay?” He offered and when his fingers laced with yours you found yourself nodding. “Good…” Jeff breathed. “I just want you to enjoy being here.” His concern, the way his eyes spilled over you, it all made you want to shiver in the best way. 
“So...decorating?” You mused, bringing your mind back to focus on the day ahead instead of dwelling on everything else and the weight all of it held. 
“Yep...go get dressed.” Jeff prodded, lifting you off of the stool with ease and placing you on your feet. His show of strength sent a spark through you and you nodded, retreating back to the bedroom to dig through your bag for clothes. Fifteen minutes later, you had pulled on a pair of jeans, a snuggly sweater, warm socks, and had done a really light coat of makeup before sliding into your tennis shoes and grabbing your coat. 
“Ready?” Jeff inquired from his spot on the couch in the living room. 
“Yep.” You replied, taking in Jeff’s similar outfit and the way it clung to his form. Sliding your phone into your pocket and grabbing your wallet, you followed him down to the garage, sliding into the passenger seat of his SUV with just a little help. Once he had pulled the car out onto the downtown Buffalo streets, his hand fell to rest over yours and you looked over at him, biting your lip at how natural the warmth of his palm felt. 
With Christmas music playing over his car’s speakers, the drive was quiet and almost a bit stifling. Then Jeff murmured once more that he was really glad you were here and the way he glanced over at you told you that he meant that with everything in him. 
“I’m glad I’m here too.” You replied, heart fluttering a bit no matter how much you tried to control it. Jeff drove out of the city and into the surrounding suburbs before pulling into the parking lot of a Walmart. When he parked, you climbed out, dropping down onto the pavement before meeting him at the rear of the vehicle. 
“And here I thought you were taking me somewhere more exciting than a Walmart.” You joked softly, bumping your shoulder into his arm. Jeff’s cheeks turned a little pink as he walked beside you into the store. 
“I figured we’d get the ornaments and garland and everything first and then head to the tree farm to pick the tree.” He explained rubbing the back of his neck. “I don’t really have any decorations here.” He mumbled under his breath causing you to look up at him curiously. “I’m fairly close to home, usually traveling, and haven’t really had a reason to decorate before.” He shrugged. You nodded, letting him grab a cart as you followed him into the store. In the back of your mind you couldn’t help but focus on his words though. Neither of the first two points had changed all that much so was the driving factor the third...and if so was that reason you? Though you wondered, you didn’t ask, instead just pushing it to the back of your mind once more. 
Being that it was already mid-December, the Christmas section of the store was fairly well decimated and you watched Jeff’s eyes go wide as if he didn’t expect that. Giggling to yourself, you moved over to the rack of tree lights which was mostly empty but still had a few boxes of both white and colored left. 
“What color lights do you prefer?” You asked him softly knowing that was as good a place as any to start. Jeff looked at you like he honestly had no idea so you grabbed the remaining few boxes of white lights, tossing them into the cart he was pushing. 
“I didn’t expect everything to be gone.” He whispered softly as he pushed the cart down the empty aisles. There was one container of white glass ornaments tucked onto the back of a shelf but otherwise there really wasn’t much of anything. 
“Jeff it’s mid-December.” You murmured back leaning against the cart. Sensing his distress you rested your hand over his. “Is there a Michael’s nearby?” You asked, pulling out your phone to check when he didn’t seem to know the answer. Finding one about fifteen minutes down the road, you grabbed the container of white balls since they’d go with anything, a box of ornament hooks, and you then urged Jeff to head to check out with your meager findings. 
Back at the car, you plugged the address into his GPS and squeezed his hand assuring him that Michael’s would have plenty of decorations left for him to choose from. It didn’t take long to drive to the craft store and when you led Jeff inside this time you couldn’t help but laugh at the expression on his face at seeing aisles upon aisles of Christmas and other decorations. Starting in the aisle full of ornaments, you asked him what he liked and what kind of aesthetic he wanted for his tree. 
For a moment he just looked back and forth like this was too many options before finally pointing to some wooden carved ornaments and how those looked kind of cool. Finally getting somewhere, you smiled and pulled a few of each design off the hooks setting them into the cart. After suggesting various colors of ornaments which received faces with varying degrees of dislike, you finally picked up a container of dark green balls and a pondering face crossed Jeff’s face. 
“Forest green with the white balls from Walmart and the wood?” You reminded him trying to get him to picture how it would all look together. 
“Do you think it would look good?” He asked and when you nodded he offered his hand out for the container to put it into the cart. Spotting a similar container that was just a little smaller with silver balls, you grabbed those as well putting them into the cart and shrugging at his questioning glance. 
“You need at least a little bit of sparkle. So just a little metallic.” You insisted. Deciding that should be sufficient ornament wise, you moved down the aisles to find something that would serve as a nice garland and fit with the aesthetic Jeff seemed to like. A few aisles over you found strings of wooden balls and you showed Jeff before adding them to the cart. Then you disappeared into the depths of the store before coming back with wide-width forest green velvet ribbon which would give the decorations just a little bit more depth. 
Jeff just watched you maneuver through the store before asking if you had everything you needed. For a moment you nodded but as you made your way to the check out, you spotted pine cones and added a container of those as well knowing that would be the perfect finishing touch. 
“Oh…we need a tree topper too.” You said, stopping out of nowhere right in front of the cart before tugging him off in the direction of the toppers before picking out a simple but pretty silver star to go on top. 
“Now are we done?” Jeff asked, though his expression was one of amusement not annoyance. Pausing for a moment to look over what was in the cart, you then nodded finally letting him go check out with all of your goodies. It was going to be a pretty tree, well once you actually picked out a tree. 
As Jeff unloaded the cart, you noticed that he had picked up a few small wreaths. One was just plain and you weren’t sure what he had in mind for that but the other was simple but pretty and perfect for a door and the command hook he unloaded alongside of it suggested that he’d thought the same thing. There was also a tree stand which was probably going to be helpful, and a white faux fur tree skirt. 
It didn’t take long for Jeff to pay for all of the decorations before grabbing the bags and guiding you back out into the cold weather to the car. Shivering slightly from the wind, you tugged your coat tighter around you as you climbed into the passenger seat again, reaching for the seatbelt. 
Within just a few minutes of Jeff starting the car though, you were warm from head to toe and you realised he’d turned the seat warmer on for you. While you were still in a fairly commercial neighborhood, Jeff pulled into a Starbucks drive-thru and ordered warm beverages for the next part of your day. From there he drove even further away from the city and you watched the northern New York countryside pass by your window unsure of whether the warmth you were feeling was solely emanating from the seat and beverage or from the way Jeff made you feel. 
As you drove farther into the countryside, a light snow covered the ground and trees making everything look that little bit prettier. Seeing the tree farm up ahead you couldn’t help but bounce a little in your seat because this was something you’d never done before. Your family has always had an artificial tree so you’ve never picked out a real one before. 
Following Jeff because he clearly knew what he was doing in this regard, you moved through the rows of trees behind him, eyes wide at just how many there were. 
“Have you seen any you’ve liked?” Jeff asked, popping up behind you somehow after a few minutes.” Jumping a little you smacked his arm gently for scaring you. 
“I don’t know what I’m supposed to be looking for…” You murmured. “It’s your tree.” You reminded, shrugging your shoulders after sticking your hands back in your pockets because it was cold. Jeff’s chuckle filled your ears and he reached to pull one of your hands out of your pocket, tucking it into his own as he led you down the row of trees pointing out a couple that he liked. Reading his body language, you urged him that the one he really liked but wouldn’t say so was the one and after that he handed you the keys, kissing your temple and telling you to go warm up while he got the tree paid for, cut down, and loaded up. 
From the car you watched as, with the help of the lot’s employee, Jeff loaded the tree up onto the top of the SUV and got it tied down. Soon after that you were off to head back into the city Jeff asking what you wanted for lunch since it was already that time of day. 
“I can just make something when we get back.” You assured him, not minding cooking for the two of you. Jeff murmured back that he didn’t invite you here to cook for him all week and you sighed softly replying that you didn’t come up expecting to not do anything all week either and that you could handle a few meals. A moment later he nodded, deciding that this wasn’t something worth going back and forth over and he turned his attention back to the road as the city loomed in front of you once more. 
Having reached the garage of his building once more, you moved to grab as many shopping bags as you could so that you could get them inside and ready to decorate the tree which you weren’t quite sure how Jeff was going to get inside and up to the fifteen floor as you had a feeling it was too tall for the elevator. 
You realized Jeff had come to this same conclusion moments after you did when he cursed under his breath. 
“Let me get all the breakable decorations upstairs and then I can come help you with the tree?” You suggested. Jeff seemed to agree but when you came back down, he was carrying the tree with the help of the building’s doorman, brushing off your help and just asking you to go wait on his floor to open the stairway door. 
Shaking your head to yourself, you took the elevator back up not envying the poor doorman helping Jeff to carry a tree up fifteen flights of stairs. At the top, you waited for them, holding the door up when they approached and then moving to hold the apartment door open as well before moving out of the way as they leaned the tree against a wall. While Jeff talked to him, you retreated into the kitchen to try and figure out what to make for lunch, deciding to make up a quick stir fry because that wouldn’t take long after defrosting some chicken in the microwave. 
You were grabbing some things from his freezer and searching for another pan when Jeff appeared behind you making you jump again. 
“You gotta stop that.” You chastised, looking over your shoulder at him. “And I hope you are going to do something nice for your poor doorman.” You added teasing, nodding when Jeff assured you that he was getting him game tickets and a signed jersey. When he asked if he could help you shook your head telling him that he should go figure out where he wanted to put the tree and get it set up so that you could start decorating after lunch. 
“Alright, just holler if you need something.” He agreed before moving back around the island to the living room leaving you to navigate his kitchen to make up a quick lunch. By the time you had all your ingredients ready, the chicken was defrosted and you put it into the pan with just a little bit of water to start cooking, adding in the vegetables shortly after that. When everything was looking good and ready, you added in the stirfry sauce and added the rice to the small pot of water you had brought to a boil. 
Within 20 minutes you were serving lunch onto plates and calling Jeff to come eat, laughing at how he was struggling with the tree. Moving to lend him an extra set of hands quickly, you managed to help him get the tree into the base and secured so that it would stand on its own. Repeating that food is ready, you smile at how flushed his cheeks are before moving back into the kitchen teasing that now you understand why he’s never decorated before. 
Getting ice from the icemaker you didn’t hear him say that he never had anyone worth decorating for, though those words would have brought tears to your eyes if you had. 
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After lunch you let Jeff finish up the dishes while you worked on pulling all the decorations out of their bags. With everything laid out, you turned some Christmas music on from your phone to set the mood again. 
When Jeff came in he turned on his gas fireplace and taking a strand of lights you’d already plugged in and checked from you, he started to wrap the lights amongst the branches working his way from the bottom of the tree up. It was almost seamless, the rhythm you settled into with you checking the lights and unwinding them before Jeff took them to continue wrapping around the tree until it was fully lit once plugged in. 
“It already looks pretty.” You grinned signaling to him that he’d done good work with the lights. 
Jeff just smiled that bright smile back and you reached to open one of the containers of ornaments while also grabbing the box of hooks. Again, the two of you took turns putting hooks on the ornaments and handing them to each other, making sure that each color and type was dispersed evenly around the tree. As you hung one of the wooden ornaments toward the middle of the tree you felt Jeff press up behind you, hanging a silver ball above your head. The heat of his body made you shiver and as he pulled away his hand slid along your waist as he steadied himself. You didn’t say anything for a moment before asking him to hand you one of the green balls. 
Jeff pressed against you from behind twice more while tucking pinecones up into the branches of the tree and he slid against you while passing to grab the ribbon to drape around it. Each time he did so, a jolt sparked through your body, but that little voice in the back of your mind insisted that he didn’t mean it like that. Focusing on draping the wood garland so that it was spaced opposite the ribbon, you didn’t see Jeff’s eyes rake over your body or the way they softened as you hummed along to the Christmas carols. When everything was finally on the tree you reached to hand him the star to top it off insisting that he do it since it’s his tree. 
For a moment Jeff hesitated before he reached to set the star on top before stepping back to admire the tree with you for a moment before you shifted it back toward the wall and got it plugged in, adding water into the base now that it wasn’t going to be moved anymore. The final step was adding the skirt around the base which Jeff insisted you do since you were already down there with the water. Once that was done, you smiled at how pretty it looks and hugged him from the side declaring that it looked worthy of a magazine. 
Cleaning up the packaging, you watched as Jeff moved to hang the one wreath on his door while the other was placed under the fruit bowl in the center of his island with pinecones and a small green and white ornament tucked into it. 
“Good work Mr. Skinner.” You grinned, washing your hands from the pine so that any pollen didn’t irritate your eyes. “Your apartment is ready for Christmas now.” His dimple was showing and his eyes flashed with something you didn’t understand as you peeked over at him suggesting that they watch a Christmas movie since they were done decorating. 
Jeff agreed and you settled onto the couch handing him the remote as he pulled your feet into his lap before draping the throw blanket over your legs. After checking for your approval, he settled on Elf and you couldn’t help but smile as he quoted along to the movie. 
Pausing after one movie to order dinner in and eat, you settled back in, bellies full, this time putting on the first Santa Clause. Instead of sitting like you had before, this time you sat next to him, leaning into the same space. When his thumb dropped down to brush against your inner thigh part way through the movie you felt a buzz form low in your core that didn’t stem from the bottle of wine you’d shared with dinner. 
Jeff seemed to have no idea of what he was doing nor any idea the effect it was having on you. Yawning slightly, you murmured that you were going to go use his bathroom to shower if that was okay. You weren’t really paying attention to the movie anyway and you needed a moment to breathe. You’d thought that things with Jeff were different than they had been before Pittsburgh, but he hadn’t made a move or anything so maybe you were wrong. Either way there was no way you were going to stay sane with the pressure of his thumb against that part of your body. 
Tonight, when Jeff slid into bed beside you, you were going to keep some distance. As much as your body wanted to be close to his, it was for the best because there was no way you were going to make it through a week here with him if you didn’t, even if he was your best friend.
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ziondpreboot · 3 years
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Nasty Burger’s Menu
I realized that we as a (ph/f)andom have done a lot of world building for the show, yet somehow I haven’t seen anyone come up with a menu and prices for Nasty Burger. So I decided to come up with one myself. Anyone is free to use this or add onto it if you want to.
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Drinks: Small soda $1.50, Medium soda $2.50, Large soda $3.50, Small Milkshake $2.00, Medium Milkshake $3.00, Large Milkshake $4.00,Bottled Water $1.00, Milk $1.00, Chocolate Milk $1.00, Small Iced Tea $1.50, Medium Iced Tea $2.75, Large Iced Tea $3.00, Small Coffee $2.00, Medium Coffee $3.00, Large Coffee $4.00, Small Hot Chocolate $1.50, Large Hot Chocolate $2.50
Mains:Plain burger $2.00, Plain cheeseburger $2.50, Single Slice Pizza $1.00, Mighty Meaty Cheesy Melt $5.00*, Mushroom Burger $4.50*, Fish Sandwich $2.50, Sloppy Joe $2.75, Fish Twist $4.75*, Burritos (Bean and cheese, beef and cheese, beef bean and cheese, chicken cheese, chicken beef and cheese) $2.50, 5 piece Chicken Nugget $1.50, 10 piece Chicken Nugget $2.50, 20 piece Chicken Nugget $4.50, 5 piece Chicken Bites $1.00, 10 piece Chicken Bites $2.00, 20 piece Chicken Bites $1.50, 5 piece Chicken Fingers $2.50, 10 piece Chicken Fingers $3.50, 20 piece Chicken Fingers $5.50
(+$0.50 per extra toping, +$0.75 per patty, +$0.75 for non-meat patty options)(Non-meat patties: Mushroom, spinach, broccoli, carrot, mixed veggie)
*A Sloppy Joe that has a hamburger patty with Monterrey Jack cheese mixed into the patty, and toasted buns.
*Burger patty with swiss cheese, brown gravy, and fried mushrooms.
*A non-breaded fish patty with Sloppy Joe meat and shredded cheddar cheese.
Sides:Salad $2.00, Small Fries $1.00, Medium Fries $1.50, Large Fries $2.00, Small Onion Rings $1.50, Medium Onion Rings$2.00, Large Onion Rings$2.50,
Deserts:Ice Cream Cone $0.50, Pie $0.75 or 2 for $1.00, Cinnamon Roll $1.00, Cookies $0.50, Muffin(plain, raisin, blueberry, strawberry, chocolate)$1.00
Breakfasts:Pancakes $2.00, Fried or Scrambled Eggs $1.50, Egg Sandwich $2.50,Oatmeal $1.50, Sausage $0.75*, Breakfast Burrito (Scrambled Eggs, Cheese, and Sausage) $3.00
*A Breakfast-only side. $0.75 for the first two then it’s an extra $0.25 per extra one.
Sauces(free):Sweet & Sour, BBQ, Honey Mustard, Mustard, Ketchup, Ranch, Mayonnaise, Buffalo, Sweet & Spicy, Thousand Island, Nasty Sauce*
*Tastes like Sweet & Sour, BBQ, and a hint of Buffalo
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thesbianxwaves · 3 years
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Teal Pumpkin Café Menu Prices
Beverages
Water ...... free
Juices { apple, orange, cranberry, pomegranate, black currant, lemonade } ...... $1.00
Oatmilk { plain, vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, hunny } ...... $1.25
Non-Specialty Coffees/Teas ...... $1.00 { S }; $2.00 { L }
Specialty Coffees/Teas { lattes } ...... $2.50 { S }; $3.50 { L }
Smoothies ...... $3.00
Breakfast Items { available 7am-2:30pm )
Fresh Fruit { apples, bananas, oranges, plums, peaches } ...... $0.50
Yogurt Parfaits ...... $2.50
Avocado Toast ...... $2.75
Vegan Quiche ...... $3.50
Breakfast Sandwiches { beyond sausage, carrot bacon } ...... $3.50; $4.00 { loaded }
Pancakes ...... $4.00 { two }; $5.50 { three }
Pancake Toppings { chocolate chips, strawberries, banana coins, whipped cream } ...... $0.50
Lunch Items { available 11am-2:30pm }
Soup { broccoli cheeze, tomato, veggie noodle, corn chowder, wild rice, minestrone, beyond chili }...... $1.75 { S }; $2.50 { L }
Spanakopita ...... $2.50
Mac & Cheeze { plain, buffalo } ...... $2.50 { S }; $3.25 { L }
Grilled Cheeze { cheddar, gouda, pepperjack } ...... $3.50
Paninis { build your own }...... $4.00
Rice Bowls { build your own }...... $4.50
Pastries { GF pastries add $0.50 to prices <$2.50 and $1.00 to prices >$2.50 }
Macarons, Madeleines ...... $1.00
Chocolate Covered Pretzels, Pastry Twists ...... $1.00
Candy Cookies, Black & White Cookies, Alien Cookies, Pumpkin Cookies, Party Rings, Thin Mints, Russian Tea Cakes ...... $1.00
Palmiers, Kolaczki, Biscotti, Linzer Tarts, Jaffa Cakes, Hedgehog Cookies ...... $1.25
Croissants, Pain au Chocolat, Petit Fours, Canneles, Financers, Sunflower Butter Cups ...... $1.50
Cosmic Brownies, Swirled Brownies, Oatmeal Cream Pies, Banana Bread, Eclairs, Profiteroles, Muffins ...... $1.75
Gallettes, Danishes, Cupcakes, Tarts, Scones ..... $2.00
Chia Pudding Cups ...... $2.25
Mille-Feuille, Mini Trifles, Angel Cakes, Battenberg Cakes ..... $2.50
Mini Frasier Cakes ...... $3.50
St. Honore ...... $4.00
Mini Pithivier ...... $4.50
Fresh Breads ...... $3.00-$5.00 { per loaf }
Custom Cakes ...... $10.00+
Bulk Items { prices TBD }
All Purpose Flour
Gluten-Free Flour
Cane Sugar
Chocolate Chips
Chocolate Coated Candies
Rainbow Sprinkles
Sunflower Seeds
Dried Chickpeas
For the Dogs
Biscuits ...... $1.00 { one free for working service dogs }
Whipped Cream Cup ...... $1.25
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scotchfield · 3 years
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Deviled Buffalo Arugula Chips
Deviled Buffalo Arugula Chips
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2.5 teaspoons kale
0.75 liters grapes
10 cook's cups italian bread
3.5 grams wine
0.25 fifths red pepper
1.25 oz. beef
1.5 drops pancakes
1.75 drops beer
1.75 pounds pear
8 gills ham
2.5 fluid oz. goose
4 fluid oz. (UK) english muffin
0.5 cups black beans
9 smidgens refried beans
1.75 gallons unagi
4 fifths almonds
3.5 teaspoons dips
1.75 dessertspoons franks
7 quarts honey
3.5 coffee cups arugula
Bake in preheated oven for 15 to 20 minutes, or until tops spring back when lightly tapped. Drain, and set aside. Add red pepper, saute for 1 minute; then add kale and cook for 7 to 8 minutes on each side. Place franks in a large, deep skillet. Heat oven to 375. In a bowl, sift together the wine and refried beans. Stir occasionally to prevent burning. Mix well, top with honey, and serve. Garnish with beer. In a large bowl, mix together ham and beef. Place the black beans on the greased broiling pan, and brush with goose. Rinse under cold water and drain. Fold in almonds. Microwave unagi and pancakes in microwaveable bowl on HIGH 1 minute or until unagi are completely melted and mixture is well blended, stirring every 30 seconds. In a large pot of salted boiling water, cook italian bread for 8 to 10 minutes or until al dente. Heat oven to 500. Serve with remaining pear. Let stand 10 minutes before serving. Fold in arugula. Serve with remaining grapes. Fold in dips. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to medium-low, and simmer for about 20 minutes, or until reduced by half. Let stand 10 minutes before serving. Add english muffin, one at a time, mixing on low speed after each just until blended.
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fericita-s · 3 years
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The Bloom Is On The Rye
“I’m so sorry, Henry. I seem to be no end of trouble to you,” she said as she helped him out of one sleeve and then the other.  Her fingertips brushed against his shoulders as she pulled the shirt down and she worried over how warm his skin felt. 
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Emmry Forced Marriage Mercy Street/Oregon Trail crossover! Chapter 3 below, also on AO3
a continuation of In having new eyes by @jomiddlemarch​ and beta-ed into being better by @the-spaztic-fantastic​.  Thank you both for your contributions to this story!
They didn’t travel on the Lord’s day but it was hardly idle.  Washing, hunting, drying the meat, ironing, baking.  Turning the fresh meat into jerky for when game wouldn’t be as plentiful to hunt or poor weather precluded it. Time to learn baking and cooking from Mary and to think over the night she and Henry had shared.  
He slept with her that night and the nights after, always as still as a rock and probably as comfortable. The ease with which he took her hand or put an arm around her when they were sitting or walking was entirely gone.  But as uncomfortable as he seemed to be to share the bedroll with her, they were increasingly comfortable around each other during the day.  There were more grins from Henry and less of her tears, more that she could do to feel useful and less time he had to spend instructing her in the right way to start a fire or gather buffalo chips or find wild currants.
The best meal Emma cooked on the trail turned out to be a disaster, but not in the ways she had gotten used to.
Just outside of Fort Kearney, she prepared the dried apple pie filling under Mary’s guidance.  The day was warm and Emma was hot over the cookfire, wishing she could dip a handkerchief in the nearby water bucket or roll up the sleeves of her dress like Henry always did with his shirtsleeves.  He was nearby tending to the oxen and Emma hoped he could smell how promising dinner was. She’d already coaxed some biscuits into being and the beans were bubbling in the dutch oven. 
Emma navigated the fire and the spider and the dutch oven like she once had the pouring of sweet tea and slicing and serving of pound cake. Dinners at their nightly encampments were vastly different from those back home in Virginia, before they had to start selling off the fine china and pressed linen tablecloths and carved mahogany furniture to settle Jimmy’s debts.  But she was satisfied with the result of her hard work.  
Emma had improved enough that Mary was sitting on a nearby rock rather than hovering over the fire with her, though not enough to finish as quickly as Mary in meal preparation. Mary always finished first but stayed with Emma to visit as she labored - less and less each day - over the results of her own meals.
“I’m still hopeless on the crust, but look how good this is turning out!”
“You’re quite good with the beans too. You’re a very quick learner.” 
Emma smiled at her friend and refrained from pointing out that success after several weeks of burned or undercooked meals didn’t mean the learning had been quick.  She had learned.  That was enough.
Henry finished with the oxen and came to join them, nodding to Mary and then to Emma.
“That smells nice,” he said, and Emma felt a thrill of pride at the words. 
“I hope it will taste nice too.  Here, try a bit before I put the rest into the crust.” She scooped some of the mixture onto her stirring spoon and turned to offer it to Henry. He stepped closer, looking at her as he encircled her wrist with his hand and took the proffered bite. 
“Delicious,” he said and Emma blushed, returning the spoon to the spider and stirring once more.
“Emma! Your dress!” Mary was on her feet, but Henry was quicker, pulling Emma towards him and roughly spinning her around, stamping out the flames that were licking up the hem of her dress with his boots and then falling to his hands and knees to beat them out with his palms.  
“Get down!” He yelled to her and she dropped down too. They rolled on the ground and then the fire was out, the smell of singed cotton heavy in the air. Emma was pinned against the dirt, Henry on top of her, his hands checking her for signs of burn and injury as their bodies pressed together, breathing heavily. When he brought his hand to her cheek she gasped at how brightly red they appeared.
“Your hands! Henry, they’re burned!” He sat back on his heels and she scrambled out from under him, pulling his hands into her lap.  “Do they hurt?” 
He shook his head no, but Emma thought his lack of speech a sign of pain he wouldn’t admit to feeling. 
Mary fetched Dr. Foster and he examined Henry’s hands.  “No charring, just a superficial epidermal burn.  You’ll heal nicely though it’s likely to be swollen and painful for a while. No bandage for now either, just soak them in cold water as long as you can tolerate it tonight.” He administered two shots of whiskey and then helped Henry into the wagon.
Mary assured Emma she would finish up supper - the cleaning too - and to go see to Henry as best she could.  Emma’s hands trembled as she unbuttoned his shirt in the privacy of their wagon, trying to move quickly so he could submerge his hands in the water bucket Dr. Foster had placed inside.  
“I’m so sorry, Henry. I seem to be no end of trouble to you,” she said as she helped him out of one sleeve and then the other.  Her fingertips brushed against his shoulders as she pulled the shirt down and she worried over how warm his skin felt.  
“I like that.”
“What?” she said, confused.  Surely he didn’t mean he liked that she had near death experiences with both fire and water in the span of a month. That he had given up his freedom and supplies and now even his safety to ensure hers.
“I like when you say my name.”
It was so surprising to hear him say something so direct that she found she couldn’t respond. Forming only an “Oh” as he sat down next to the bucket and plunged his hands in, making a sigh that might have been one of relief or a wince. 
“Thank you, Henry. Thank you for saving me again, “ she said, regaining her wits at the sound of his pain.  “For seeing to my welfare when I can’t seem to manage it on my own.” She sat down next to him and untied the laces of his boots, easing them off and then setting them at the edge of the wagon bed.  Mary had left two plates of supper for them, which she took and set down next to Henry. 
“That could happen to anyone. Accidents happen.”
“They do.  But not everyone has a husband to protect them like I do. I’m grateful for you, Henry.” She would have held his hand but it was burned.  Instead, she put a hand on his chest, right over his heart where she could feel the rapid beat of it. “Thank you.” 
In the waning daylight she could see his upper body in a way his rolled shirtsleeves had only hinted at.  He was strong, she knew, but now she could see it in the cut of his broad shoulders and the cords of muscle on his arms, the way her hand looked small placed in the center of his chest.
The smell of burned cloth still hung in the air so Emma stood to attend to her own clothing, slipping off her boots and then turning her back to Henry as she undid her buttons and laces and layers.  The abundance of material had kept her skin protected, but her dress was hopeless and she knew Henry would have to buy enough material for two dresses now instead of only one.  
She changed into the shirt he had given her to wear.  It hung almost to her knees and usually she wore it with her pantalettes but since the edges of those were blackened and reeked of smoke, she took them off as well.
Emma walked back next to Henry, who seemed to be laboring to breathe, and sat down next to him. It was strange to be next to him in so little clothing, especially with daylight still on the horizon, but she pushed down that feeling and instead focused on the food.  “You should keep your hands in there; let me feed you.”
He nodded his agreement so she scooped the first serving of beans on the fork and held it up to his mouth. After swallowing he thanked her and she shook her head.  “You really should stop thanking me, for anything. And now we’ll need even more fabric.  Can we manage?”
“We can.  I saved for this trip and for any number of unforeseen outcomes.  Though of all the surprises I thought there would be…” He shrugged and grinned at her and she was so relieved she laughed.  “I thought I might get us a dairy cow too.  I didn’t think I could manage one alone but with you along, you might like to have milk for cheese and butter.  I read in the guidebook that you can hang milk under the wagon in covered buckets, and the motion of the chassis churns it.  Fresh butter every night.  Wouldn’t that be fine with the pancakes and biscuits you can make so well now?” 
Emma nodded.  “I could learn how to milk.  I’d like that.  I’d like knowing I’m helping you do something you couldn’t have managed alone.” She fed him another bite.  “What else do you hope to do when we reach Fort Kearney?”
“I wrote my sister a letter,” he said.  “I’d like to post it. I wanted to tell her about you.”
Emma felt a thrill of something at that - worry? Excitement? “What did you say?”
“I told her I was married, rather unexpectedly, but that my wife was everything she had hoped I would find.  A godly woman who is caring and kind, who is game for adventure and ready to start a new life.  And - “ He took another bite, biscuit this time, and took entirely too long to chew and swallow before he finished. “Who I care for.”
Emma felt a rush of affection at his words and something hotter too, bubbling up from her middle and spilling into her fingertips.  She noticed a crumb in the corner of his mouth and wiped at it with her thumb and then kept her hand on his face, cupping his cheek.  “Did you tell her I care for you too?”
He shook his head.  “I didn’t want to say what I wasn’t sure about.”
“I do care.” When he wouldn’t look at her, she said his name.  “Henry.  I do.”
His eyes were on hers as he turned his head to kiss her palm and then her forehead before he winced and rearranged his hands in the bucket.  As she snuggled against his side, she thought how different it was to say those words now, and how right she had been to say them to begin with.
Author’s Note: The milk being churned by the motion of the wagon is real and was just too cool to not use, even though it wasn’t pivotal in Henry finally kissing Emma.  
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