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emmedoesntdomath · 11 months

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no, but you see, I don’t care that the way I wrote the ship isn’t technically canon. I don’t care that I changed the dynamic slightly to make it funnier. I don’t care that character a is supposed to be protecting character b and not the other way around. I don’t care that I gave them more fluff than their story probably needed, because dammit, they deserved the happy ending. I don’t care that their relationship is borderline codependent in all the best ways. I will write it that way, because I know that there’s an audience that wants to see the same things I do, and I will continue to write it this incorrect way, so help me god, and there’s nothing. you. can. do. to. stop. me.

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giotanner · 1 year

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Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi | STAR WARS

"I know the Code."

"If an adversary demands 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙇𝙀𝙔, you can do them no harm until the parley is complete." —

I will always remember the scene in Pirates of the Caribbean with Elizabeth Swan!

𝘾'𝙢𝙤𝙣 that part is sooo Obi-Wan! So I took that as reference for my illustration

💛 MY ART COMMISSIONS are open x

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#star wars #star wars episode i: the phantom menace #obi wan kenobi #giotanner #obi wan needs a hug #anakin skywalker #star wars fanart #starwarsedit #star wars art #my art #drawing #mandalorian weapons #pirates of the caribbean #parley

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flowgeeksout · 8 months

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Ever read a fanfic in a public place idk say like your maybe new psychiatrist because your last one died a day before your appointment with you and it is the only thing keeping you sane is fanfiction.

#asking for a friend #fanfic #jegulus #maraduers #harry potter #rosekiller #pipabeth #valgrace #hedric #spideypool #spideytorch #parkner #parley

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ljlokijinx · 8 months

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MJ: Hey Peter, wanna play UNO?

Peter, understanding it as 'you know': MJ, I love you, but as a friend...

MJ: Uno, dos, tres you idiot, the CARD GAME!

Harley *very obviously flirting*: Wanna play you know, darling?

Peter, not about to do the same mistake twice: Oh yeah, I have a deck in my desk.

Ned: Wanna play UNO?

Peter: Ned, you're my friend-

Ned: The game you idiot!

Peter: I KNOW, BUT LAST TIME WE PLAYED YOU DIDN'T TALK WITH ME FOR A WEEK.

#avengers #avengers funny #avengers incorrect quotes #avengers incorrect scenarios #peter parker #spiderman #harley keener #parkner #parley #harley keener x peter parker #mj #michelle jones #ned leeds #spider gang

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prkrknr · 2 years

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pepper: you're a mess, you can't survive on coffee alone.

tony, peter, and harley, having been on the lab for 53 hours straight: watch us.

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forgetful-nerd · 2 years

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Peter: I just listened to this guy recite pi to 50 digits to some women on the bus except I also have pi memorized to 50 digits and he fucking got all of them wrong.

Harley: it is funny bro but you just admitted to being a nerd.

Ned: are you new here?

#original: tumblr thyrell #marvel #avengers #mcu #comics #peter parker #spider man #spiderman #iron man #harley keener #parkner #parley #spiderlad #ned leeds #peter x harley #harley x peter #iron lad #ironlad

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hey-im-pan · 1 year

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"marvel doesn't know what to do with harley keener"

ok just give us parkner its not that hard

#marvel #harley keener x peter parker #harley keener #peter parker #parkner #parley

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ladyyystark · 9 months

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I thought that after the premiere and promotions of 'Insidious: the red door', we would be seeing more gifts and Harley Keener content since we were served THIS MAN.

Like???? Why I'm not seeing this grown ass man on my home page???? Y'all bitches are being lazy.

It's me, I'm bitches.

#harley keener #marvel #iron man 3 #parkner #keenker #pls I'm being serious #irondad #parley #harley keener x peter parker #peter parker x harley keener

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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year

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*In a car chase*

Harley: If it were up to me they would revoke your drivers lisence!

Peter: They are more than welcome to considering I don't have one

Harley: You WHAT!?

#harley keener #peter parker #parkner #parley #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #mcu #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect peter parker #incorrect peter quotes

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rightsforharleykeener · 1 year

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i have a whole parkner universe in my google docs. a whole seven fic long universe. i just need to finish the fic i'm currently writing and then i can unleash this universe that has been developing for over a year and i have been adding to and editing and writing nearly everyday.

genuinely though, this is so exciting to me because i have roughly about 3 chapters left of my current fic, one continuous fic that i need to pre-write a few chapters for, and then i can release my actual baby. the work i'm most proud of. the stuff that i've put all my effort into.

however, if the people on ao3 don't appreciate it i'm going to curl up in a ball and cry and then probably delete it because that's HOURS of work and i promise you i've put my EVERYTHING into it. anyway that's how excited i am to finally give this universe to the world when i'm done with everything else

#harley keener #marvel #avengers #parkner #peterparker #harley x peter #parley #peter parker #tony stark #ao3 #ao3 fanfic

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antlerlad · 8 months

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my kids. they are friends

#destiny #destiny ocs #fanart #rhoan #parley #destiny ghost #destiny 2 #the young wolf is 7ft tall and you just have to deal with that

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emmedoesntdomath · 10 months

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it has occurred to me that this was supposed to be a parkner blog. so here’s some parkner thoughts.

fun fact- harley’s a little gay boy from tennessee who grew up hearing that the devil came for kids like him who wanted to kiss the wrong person. so when harley moves to new york, he’s not immediately waving a pride flag. instead, he has a beat up leather jacket, an old car, and a smirk that could cut glass. peter is sold and practically swooning because hello, gorgeous. but he’s also like,,, harley’s from tennessee. what if he’s like, homophobic??? and not an ✨ally✨??? and then harley full on outs himself to an asshole who harasses peter on the street with an ‘I’m gay, dickface’ and just. punches him hard enough to break his nose. (peter is THIS close to proposing okay)

harley forgets everything. out of sight, out of mind. keys? gone. phone? poof. jacket? who? and peter’s memory is kind of shit, too, honestly, but karen’s memory is fucking golden (perks of being a computer) and she’ll remind peter to remind harley to grab his stuff. harley still doesn’t know peter has karen do it, so he just thinks his boyfriend’s awesome. peter’s not gonna correct him.

peter doesn’t wear nail polish that often, but when harley casually (definitely not feeling casual internally, but that’s fine) mentioned that he was considering sometimes wearing it, peter went ALL OUT. like, he added color, he added glitter, he made his nails the biggest and brightest part of his being. harley called him an idiot, but he would always grin when he saw them, so peter considered it a win.

harley likes country music. but only the country music from 70s-90s. the rest is absolute slander to him.

(yes, I wrote a whole ass fic about that, and no, I’m not sorry.)

peter can’t draw for shit. he just can’t. harley swears by stick figures. (watch the insidious part two promo with ty. you’ll get what I mean.)

peter does unironically call himself biderman. harley calls him homophobic.

harley’s defining emotion is offense and/or what he calls his ‘bitch, fucking excuse you?’ emotion, and he’s very proud of this fact.

peter’s favorite color changes pretty consistently, but he’s really attached to his blue and red, especially when they’re together.

harley’s is dark red (darker than peter’s), and gold. he will deny to his denying breath that it’s tony’s colors, because ‘why would I care about the old man? fuck off’

they aren’t allowed to have a dog, because new york (peter is so sad about this, okay), so harley just brought home a pet lizard one day. no warning. no call. peter asked zero questions and named her mrs. cheeto.

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sarah-sandwich-writes · 4 months

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Free Pass - Rated E

Harley has rung in every new year since moving to New York with a kiss. He doesn't consider himself superstitious (maybe just a pinch stitious) but the tradition has been working for him and that's reason enough to keep it alive... even if Peter is the only one around and the clock is ticking down the few remaining seconds til the new year.

#happy new year have some smut?#plot got in it #and a boatload of feelings #idk what to tell you #i tried #it's nearly 10k #*sigh*#parkner #peter parker #harley keener #parley #sswrites

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flowgeeksout · 7 months

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Ever remember that you have one friend who lives across the country and then go back to reading fanfic and ignoring how lonely you feel.

#jegulus #valgrace #parkner #parley #spideypool #spideytorch #rosekiller #solangleo #pipabeth

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ljlokijinx · 3 months

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Tony, jokingly: Peter, stop hitting on Harley!

Peter and Harley, very much dating: ..?

#avengers #avengers funny #avengers incorrect scenarios #avengers incorrect quotes #peter parker #spiderman #domestic avengers #tony stark #iron man #harley keener #parley #parkner