#Partriben CATS

[fingerless-glovez]

Alright, so since I'm obsessed with @linadoonofficial 's tuggoffelees kittens, I have an idea.

The 7 kittens as John Mulaney

Pysia: And in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled: "Fuck da po-lice! Fuck da po-lice!" And everyone else joined in.

Asteria: And I was like, "Oh, no no no no no no no no no no no. That will not be necessary. If you are looking to make this up to me, might I suggest a gift certificate of some kind?"

Nyxen: Did that make you uncomfortable? Well, guess what? You’re adults and he’s not even here! So try being seven years old and you’re sitting five feet away from him- He’s still got blood on his shoes!

Calicary: Hey Dad, can I have a silver money clip with a $50 bill in it, please? Don't worry, I'm only gonna chuck it into the gutter and run away at the first sign of trouble. The man with the mustache told me to do it!

Anália: And I had that thought, that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have. "Did... did I do that?"

Grizzabella: I've never been, uh, killed by hit men, so I don't know what it's like in the moments just before you're killed by hit men. But I bet it's not unlike when you're on the subway and you realize that a mariachi band is about to start playing. Just that brief moment where you're reading and you're like, "Oh, a guitar player. Oh, another guitar player. Oh, an accordion player— oh NO!"

Partriben: *whisper talking* And I said "Why??? Why do you do this????"

#tuggoffelees' seven kittens #pysia cats #asteria cats #nyxen cats #calicary cats #anália cats #hekate grizabella cats #partriben cats #john mulaney

[madamtrashbat]

A new little vignette, this one about Calicary and Partriben.

@linadoonofficial

#seven kittens

[fingerless-glovez]

Since @linadoonofficial is basically one of my only sources of inspiration:

Partriben, happily napping in his human pet's house:

*CRASH*

Partriben: *eyes fly open* Oh no...

Calicary, from behind a closed window: PAR!!!:)

Partriben: CRAP...

Calicary: I've been looking everywhere for you! Is this your new house? Par! Par, look over here!

Partriben: Just ignore him, just ignore him, he'll go away if you just ignore him...

Calicary: Par! Par, look at me! I'm over here! Stop ignoring me! I LOVE YOU!!

Partriben: Go away go away go away-

Partriben's human: Awww, is this your friend? Do you want to come inside?

Partriben: NOOOO-

Partriben's human: *opens the window to let Calicary inside*

Calicary: PAR!!! \(>♡<)/

Partriben: Ugh...

Partriben's human: Awww... You two are just like brothers, aren't you?

Calicary: We sure are, nice lady!

Partriben: I have only been living in this house for 24 hours, HOW DID YOU FIND ME????

#cats 1998 #partriben cats #calicary cats