#PennyWaynes

[bruciemilf]

Protective daddy Thomas Wayne.

No thoughts, only baby Bruce riding on his papa’s shoulders, mind ice cream in his tiny hand, much to Alfred’s utter dismay. “You’re getting so big, bunny! Oh don’t look so salty. He likes it.”

“If he wakes up and likes tigers, shall we commence to that, too?”

“Siberian tigers, sure.”

“T’ger,” Bruce just started speaking and it’s the most adorable and beautiful thing he’s ever heard. Thomas can’t deny himself peppering kisses all over him, and Alfred, too.

His hair shivers.

Carmine Falcone approaches them with a sharp eye. “Thomas Wayne outside and walking. Didn’t think I’d see you. And who’s this?” He’s bad at appearing harmless. Bruce hides behind Thomas’ head, peeking at him through his eyelashes.

Thomas’ radiant smile vanishes in something cold. “My baby.”

“My future competition,” he hums, “Pretty little thing. Like his daddy.”

A flat silence snows over them, and Thomas gently passes his baby boy to a still, smiling that switchblade smile of him.

“Let’s talk, Carmy.”

—

“Listen here, ya rat bastard,” He sneers, smile manic and eyes wide, like a scorned serpent baring its fangs, forearm pressed tight against Carmine’s throat. He watches that little vermin thrash and wheeze.

Thomas’ accent is honeyfire, drawling like a whiskey river and booming like lighting. “You even look at my son again, I swear on my mama’s body, boy, I’ll dig up your piece of shit daddy and make you eat the skin. You understand?”

“Yes.”

“Don’t fucking play with me, Falcone. “

“I swear,” he groans, clawing at Thomas’ arm, but he doesn’t even feel it, that’s how enraged he is. “On my father’s name, I swear.”

“Good. “ A knee to the stomach is unnecessary, yet greatly desired. “Get the fuck off my streets.” And if Alfred watches Thomas hide his bloody knuckles from Bruce while they’re at the park, who’s he to say anything?

#dc #UGHHH NEED THIS MAN TO ULTRAVIOLENCE ME #- Alfred probably #dc comics #text #batman #bruce wayne #thomas wayne #alfred pennyworth #Alfred when Thomas violently threatens someone with forced cannibalism: that’s hot actually #text post #batfamily #young bruce wayne #pennywaynes #baby Bruce wayne

[marqkace]

So kiss me once, then kiss me twice

Then kiss me once again

#pennywaynes #thomarfred #alfred pennyworth #thomas wayne #martha wayne #dc

[reebmiester]

The Pennywaynes angst no one asked for

i dont even go here

#pennywaynes #alfred pennyworth #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #martha wayne #thomas wayne #my art

[batfamhyperfixation]

Jason trying to explain poly to Bruce

Jason, at a whiteboard: you see, you and Selina are these two dots, and you are dating *draws a line from one dot to the other*

Bruce: Why are we dots?

Jason: uh, it's just really zoomed out, okay back to this- Roy, Kori, and I are these three dots, and see, there is a line from Kori to me cause we're dating, there is a line from Roy to me cause we're dating, and there is a line between them cause they are dating. We are all dating one another but even then, it is separate relationships coming together to make something else- in this case, a triangle-

Tim, in the background eating popcorn: illuminati confirmed

Jason: Anyway, so even though we all are dating each other separately, just like how you and Selina are dating, our relationships with one another come together to form something new, called a poly relationship-

Dick, still bitter his friend, ex girlfriend, and brother are all dating: no it's called I introduce you all and then you cut me out of the mix to have your own exclusive relationships going on

Bruce: wait, I'm confused, so you are a triangle?

Jason, slapping his forehead: no, the triangle is a metaphor for my poly relationship with Kori and Roy to help you understand what a polyamorous relationship is

Bruce: Jason, I know what a polyamorous relationship is. My parents were in one with Alfred when I was growing up. I just don't understand what that has to do with geometry

#batkids #batfam #bat family #bruce wayne #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #incorrect batfamily quotes #joyfire #pennywaynes

[mylifeingotham]

Gotta love Alfred

#batman #bruce wayne #gotham #robin #batman and robin #alfred pennyworth #alfie pennyworth #pennywaynes #sassy pennyworth #pennyworth #cartoon #it’s so funny #bats #bruce and alfred #father and son #sassy butler #he’s just so sassy #sassy #so sassy #dc batman #dc alfred #dc characters #dc comics #dc comcis #batdad and batsons #batgrandpa and batson #batfamily #dc batfam #batfam #batman comics

[frownyalfred]

I need a fic where Alfred winds up in a relationship with Martha and Thomas, loses and grieves them, and then winds up in a relationship with Martha and Jonathan Kent decades later because he really is just undeniable polycule bait.

#polycule #batman #dc #alfred pennyworth #pennywaynes #Martha wayne #Thomas wayne #Martha kent #jonathan kent #Clark kent #superman #unhinged thoughts

[morgangalaxy43]

Multishippers are so cool because they would just be sitting at their a table chatting while everyone else is fighting over their favorite ships in the background

#steddyhands #pennywaynes #stuckony #chaipunkflower #camilraeda #joyfire #superwonderbat #brutalina #timberkon #scottjeanlogan #clintnatlaura #multishipper

[not-another-robin]

alfred bi real

I think this might have had an attachment that got eaten but you know what the statement still stands. Alfred bi SO real

#narsposting #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #batfam #batfamily #pennywaynes

[capsrecedinghairline]

By the time Bruce hits fourteen, Leslie has had enough. She storms into Wayne Manor and confronts Alfred while he’s placidly kneading dough in the kitchen.

“You signed Bruce up for more martial arts lessons??” she shrieks. “He needs therapy! This isn’t what Martha and Thomas would want!”

Alfred Pennyworth delicately clears his throat, dusts flour from his palms, reaches into his pocket, and produces a somewhat worn neon sticky note. In Martha Wayne’s loopy cursive is written, If I die, give Bruce a knife and teach him to fight xoxo.

Leslie blinks dumbly at her dead friend’s instruction for a moment, but recovers enough to parry with, “Well what about…”

But she trails off when, still silent, Alfred hands her a yellowed Polaroid. Frozen on film for all time is Thomas Wayne, wearing exactly half a tuxedo, laying on his stomach on a bench in a tattoo parlor. He’s propped on one elbow and he flashes the cameraman a merry thumbs up as the tattoo artist inks “DO WHAT MARTHA SAYS” on his bare ass.

#this came to me wholesale while margarita drunk #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #martha wayne #thomas wayne #pennywaynes #dc comics

[dceuheadcanons]

"Thomas and Martha Wayne were monogamous" this and "Bruce's parents would be so disappointed about the bisexual playboy thing" that. Thomas Wayne was THE bisexual playboy. TO ME. With just a little more dignity. He started it guys give him his credits

#Is this anything #Also yes Thomas is married and he was very happy with her. They are polyamorous #Also Alfred is his boyfriend. Get hit by the throuple blast #pennywaynes #batman #dceu #dc universe #dceu headcanons #batman headcanon #dc headcanon #batfam #alfred pennyworth #thomas wayne #martha wayne #martha kane #blog lore

[emmett-mccarty-cullen]

How often do you think Alfred looks up at the portrait of his late lovers in the sitting room of Wayne Manor, deeply inhales, and says, "Our boy.... is testing me again"

#pennywaynes #alfred pennyworth #batfamily #batman #this happens on the regular even with adult bruce and his rugby team of kids living there

[bruciemilf]

ope don't mind me i'm just gonna-- *sets this down next to your constantine post*

The batkids have all fallen in line like Thomas is their superior officer and they've all basically decided Dick is getting thrown on the pyre (because cop) when Jason slowly raises his hand like he's back in school.

Jason, who lives for chaos, putting on the Sad Orphan Eyes that Dick taught all of them how to do, saying "Abuelo, you know I died? The clown who killed me is still alive."

All the other kids jump in with "oh he's right nonno" etc etc "don't worry bambini your nonno will take care of it" etc etc

(and while Thomas and Martha aren't exactly thrilled Jason is a crime lord, he's so much better at it than fucking Carmine. So the boy is ambitious! There are worse things to be. Thomas then slips Jason a fiver when Bruce isn't looking like grandparents do)

((also also the kids calling martha and thomas grandma/grandpa in whatever other language they grew up speaking))

just thinking that thomas highkey loves being a grandparent. absolutely considers it a promotion. softest pushover of a man but also the scary dog privilege for all of his grandchildren

NONNO THATS SO ADORABLE IM GONNA CRY— ok. But you know what? Pepa and Felix from Encanto dynamic between Martha, Thomas and Alfred.

Alfred trying to tell their grandkids about the epic love story between them, and Thomas keeps on interjecting with wildly inaccurate information (he wants Damian to find him as cool as possible)

Martha, with moscow in her voice, “You’re telling the story or is he?”

“I’m sorry amore go on ^^”

Bruce gags in the background like the world’s firstborn hypocrite.

But also, southern Thomas Wayne,,, wears the fringe styled boots with gemstones on them and sparkly jacket and talks like a honey pie, but has a glare that can silence a whole table if needed be.

He’s extremely sad about Destiny’s Child breaking up, (Dick had to deliver the news, which was a whole other experience) but BEYONCÉ HAS A COUNTRY ALBUM YOU SAY?? Sign him the FUCK up.

Bruce, under his breath: no one listens to country,,,

Thomas: oh shut i. You know, your mama and I made YOU on the dinner table with Love is a Butterfly playing in the background—-

Jason: rapidly spits his food out

#dc #dc comics #text #bruce wayne #thomas wayne #alfred pennyworth #pennywaynes #batkids #jason todd #dick grayson #batfamily #text post #batman

[marqkace]

It's been a long, long time.

#pennywaynes #alfred pennyworth #thomarfred #dc

[pennywaynes]

Update on PennyWaynes: just as autistic about them as ever

#sorry i haven't been posting here i forgor #drawing is hard #narsposting #alfred pennyworth #pennywaynes #martha kane #martha wayne #thomas wayne #batman #batfam

[vodrae]

Can you imagine what THREATS Alfred has hold against Jacob Kane so he respects Marta and Thomas'will to give him Bruce's custody.

How do you keep a military millionnaire who could potentially makes hiw own suicide squad in line ?

#batman #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #batman headcanon #dc comics #alfred pennyworth #jacob kane #jake kane #kate kane #batwoman #alfed pennyworth #pennywaynes #young bruce wayne #gotham #marta wayne #thomas wayne

[cryptar]

Damian, to Tim: I feel it is only right to tell you I am pursuing the kent boy.

Damian, nervously: ...and the batson boy.

Tim: Cool, I'm glad they make you happy.

Damian: what? why aren't you shocked!?

Tim: why would I be?

Damian: I'm courting two people at once!

Tim: so? They know about each other, right?

Damian: well, yes, but-

Tim: then that'd be kinda hypocritical, don't you think? With me dating Kon and Bernard and all-

Damian: you are.

Damian: what.

Tim: yes??? You knew this??

Damian, alarmed: I most certainly did not!

Tim: Damian, everyone in this family is poly, It'd be weirder if you were monogamous.

Damian: that can't be right, what about Todd?

Tim: Roy and Starfire.

Damian: Brown and Cain are monogamous-

Tim: with the way they keep chatting up the new intern at Wayne Tech? Please.

Damian: Thomas isn't in a relationship.

Tim: still poly.

Damian: Richard??

Tim: literally married to Wally and Babs, you were at the wedding, Damian? what the fuck??

Damian: Father-

Tim: is dating half the justice league, three villains and your mother, Damian!

Damian:

Damian, realising why that photo of the Wayne's and Alfred looked so romantic: my god.

#timberkon #incorrect quotes #pennywaynes #dickwallybabs #joyfire #stephcass #billydamijon #dc #brutalia