it’s beyond me
help me mommy
i’ll be good, you’ll see
take this dream away
what’s this? let’s see
i feel sexy?
what’s come over me?
woo! here it comes again!
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Never a bad day to remember that Tony blackmailed Peter with revealing his true identity to get him to join Team Iron Man
I think its time we rehashed this, bc rewatching it that entire scene is so incredibly uncomfortable
-to start off peter is 14/15 here
-tony comes into peter's house uninvited under false pretenses, telling aunt may that peter has received a grant bc of his intelligence, then corners peter
-instead of explaining anything, he pulls up footage of spiderman and proof that he knows peter Is spiderman
-"spiderman" // "not in that onesie your not"
-peter saying he wants to look out for the little guy and do the right thing, and tony deciding to bring peter to germany to fight team cap ????
-"better tell aunt hottie i'm taking you on a field trip" without explaining to peter why he has to go to germany in the first place, and insinuating that if peter doesn't go, tony will tell aunt may the Big Secret
-peter knows NOTHING about the sokovia accords. he's in high school. he's spiderman in his spare time. he knows NOTHING about them. and tony doesn't offer up an explanation. he just drags him to europe to fight highly trained extremely dangerous enhanced individuals
-the ironic part is peter parker's main concern is keeping his secret identity. its incredibly important that he does. but he's fighting on the side of the sokovia accords, which literally enforce any vigilante/super hero to have their identity revealed
-its funny when ppl r like I can't believe team cap fought a 14 year old when the real question Is why was a 14 year old (who didn't even understand the situation) there in the first place???
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Y/N: Why are you upside down?
Peter, upside down: Why are you rightside up?
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playing vr games on the ceiling would be epic too...
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Steve: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Y/N: Put spaghetti in it.
Steve: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Sam: Put spaghetti in it.
Steve: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Natasha: Put spaghetti in it.
Steve: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
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Pepper: So how’s parenting going?
May: He’s the light of my life
Tony: [from the next room] A light that never turns off!
May: He’s still getting used to it
Tony: [screams back]
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Yep, I got inspired 😂 can’t wait to see it on the big screen ~
(and yeah, nwh doc's wearing his turtleneck under his "gurtel", check out the Imax trailer---- Disney, just give us our boobies back)
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Peter: Hey Mr. Stark, what goes up but never comes down?
Tony : The amount of fucking stress you give me on a daily basis.
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isnt it essentially canon to the comics that Peter is just like "WHY does everyone only see me as a nerd?? I'M SEXY GODDAMNIT PLEASE SOMEONE JUST WANT ME FOR MY ASS I'M BEGGING"
a peter parker just wants and deserves to be objectified (as a treat)
thank GOD for mary jane watson
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𝙐𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙥𝙩. 2 (𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳)
description: You breaking it off with peter before he can.
You were currently running late for your morning class. Scrambling all around your tiny dorm for the textbook. A couple knocks on the door interrupted your searching.
Letting out a frustrated breath you walked over yanking the door open. Once your eyes locked on the person on the other side of the door you felt your shoulders tense up.
It was Peter Parker your boyfriend, well soon to be ex boyfriend. Even after all the things you heard last night you couldn’t help but let your heart also skip a beat at the sight of him. You thought he was everything you ever wanted in a person.
But that adoration for him died down as soon as the anger came tumbling over. You honestly hoped he was coming over to break up with you, all you wanted was for his little game to be over so he couldn’t use you anymore.
“Hey baby,I’ve been texting you is everything okay?” Peter smiled, which you knew now was a fake smile he was good at that. You were all of a sudden frozen with anger boiling in the pit of your belly.
Peter frowned once he noticed your odd behavior. He pulled you into his chest attempting to press a kiss onto your lips. Before he got the chance you turned your face away.
“So how was it last night with your parents I would’ve loved to join” peter said deciding to slide past you declining his affection. “Do you actually care?” You laughed. “Well yeah that’s why I asked babe” he grinned you almost wanted to smack that grin off his face.
“Mhmm, so anyway it’s good that you came over I wanted to talk to you about something” you said. Peter attempted to step inside your room but you quickly stopped him. “No i wanna do it here it’s gonna be quick anyways” Peter nodded his head telling you to continue.
“I think we should break up.” You said after a minute of silence you were surprised you didn’t let out any tears but you figured you let them all out last night. “W-Wait what can I ask why?” Peter questioned quickly stumbling over his words.
“It’s just not there for me anymore.” You gave a tight lipped smile, “You deserve someone way better than me Peter Parker someone smart” And those tears from last night came flooding down all over you again.
“Where is this coming from y/n?” Peter let out a breath tears now pooling in his eyes. “I heard you last night about how you like Gwen and this whole relationships was based on a lie”. You paused attempting to control your emotions but it was no use tears continued drowning out your face. “So I thought why not break up with you make it way easier on you right?” You let out a depressed laugh.
“So you don’t have anything to say for yourself?” You asked noticing the regret in his face “I’m sorry, it was a dumb move that I wish I could take back and I-“.
“I think we’re past sorry Peter, you got what you wanted now go be with Gwen she’s a nice girl, I promise I’ll be okay if you ask me I dodged a bullet I deserve someone way better.” You were already done with this conversation so you wiped your final bit of tears and attempted to shut the door.
“W-wait let me just say something” Peter put his foot between the door his face pleading. “Peter please leave, I’ve already imagined all the excuses in the book that you’re planning on saying to me to make it seem like this was okay I don’t need to hear them.”
And with that you shut the door on his tear stained face.
𝐀/𝐍: 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊 𝐀𝐁𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐁𝐀𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐎𝐊𝐀𝐘!?! 𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐧𝐨 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 !? 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 !?! 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈’𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬/𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐨
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okay but... yahoooo!!!
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Harley: how did you guys even find me?
Tony & Peter: we followed the explosion
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peter parker prompt where he’s over at the readers house while they’re still in the shower, belting out the lyrics to a song like they’re performing a concert (like we all do 😌) and peter is on the other side of the door singing along like it’s a duet! just fluff maybe from peters pov :)
𝗮/𝗻: i am so sorry for taking like a month to do this 😭 it’s pretty short but i actually really like it :)
your apartment was fairly quiet, other than the sound of water streaming out of your shower and your playlist blasting loudly from your bathroom. peter had arrived home from patrol as you were bathing and decided he needed a bath himself too. walking over to your bathroom, peter could hear the faint sounds of music getting louder.
just as he was about to open the door, he paused. “is she listening to meg?” he questioned himself before listening further on to have his question receive an answer — yes. he could hear you singing along and decided to let you have your performance in peace without him interrupting.
settling on the floor outside of the bathroom, peter sat as he waited for you to finish, unknowingly starting to sing along with you.
“choke me, spank me, look at me, thank me” peter sang while bopping his head, completely jamming out in his own little world.
you paused your own singing and poke your head out of the shower after hearing noises coming from the other side of the door. listening closely, you couldn’t help the smile forming on your face as you heard peter passionately sang along.
peter didn’t even notice the sound of the water turning off as he continued vibing along to whatever song was playing on your playlist now.
“i don’t miss no ex i don’t miss no text i choose not to — ow!” peter winced as he fell back and hit the floor when you opened your bathroom door.
“enjoying the music pete?” you chuckled as you brushed past him to go put clothes on.
“i was only listening because you practically had it blasting for the entire complex to hear”
“that definitely explains why i could hear you singing along outside of the door. you know, i didn’t expect you to be a fan of meg” you teased.
“why wouldn’t i be a fan of her? i’m a hot girl” peter said proudly causing you to burst of laughing.
“you’re the hottest girl i know pete”
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Peter: [rings doorbell]
Wade, from inside: I HAVE A GUN!
Peter: [sighs] No, Wade, it’s Peter!
Wade, opening the door: [cheerfully] Hello, Peter!
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[Peter stumbles in through the window]
Pepper: Hey sweetie-
Peter: Hey, is this floor taken? No? Cool
Pepper: Oh my god!
Tony: [rolls his eyes]
Tony: He’s fine, just put a multivitamin in his mouth and he’ll wake up when he’s ready
Tony: This is his third time this week
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Peter:*crouching down on the grass forward-facing with his eyes closed*
(Y/N):*placing a hand on his shoulder* You've been here for quite a long time.
Peter:*did not respond as single tear has been rolling down his cheek*
(Y/N):Don't you think it's time to go. It's getting much colder.
Peter and (Y/N):*move their heads to look at older male. *
Tony:*with tight lipped smile* Come on, it's time to go. We can always drive here tomorrow.
Peter:*nodding his head and wiping the reminding of wetness of his cheek he got up and went to Tony that hugged him tightly*
Peter: I-I just miss him... S-so much..
Tony: I know, kid. We all do. *looking up Tony's expression fell even if he needed to be the strong one here, he simply couldn't.. Not in this situation*
(Y/N): I'm closer than you think, even if you can't see, hear or touch me. I'm here and I'll be watching over you until the end of this rollercoaster, when we all will meet again.
Rest in peace (Y/N) Stark.
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when you're about to sleep but your body does the fake fall thing
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