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#Peter Parker and Tony Stark
fotibrit · 2 days
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Tony, sending peter pictures of any spiders he comes across every time he sees one: “Is this your friend?”
Peter, trying very hard to pretend that this running joke means nothing to him: “That is my friend. Be nice to them.”
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spidergrotto · 4 months
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realistically, spider-man has probably befriended loads of vigilantes ( maybe even kind of sort of criminals ) while patrolling and he’s probably got thousands of connections without realizing it.
at this point in time he’s been to loads of avengers meetings and debriefs and while it’ll never NOT be cool, he isn’t.. it just isn’t something he looks forward too or stressed about anymore.
so he’s been caught late a few times, stumbling in mumbling apologies and excuses ( tony teases him for it— oh are we not cool enough for you? )
he’s late for a briefing this time, some sort of underground network of bases ( it’s a secret lair, why can’t they just call it a secret lair? ) and peter isn’t really surprised, he’s worked on these sorts of missions before—
“oh, mr captain rogers — deadpool is already working on this one, he invited me yesterday but i was napping and missed the call, don’t tell him that though he’ll get sad.”
and suddenly he’s being questioned by everyone but clint who wasn’t all that surprised ( neither was natasha, but what bussiness did peter have talking to people like deadpool? )
“when the hell did you start talking to deadpool—”
“ he has your NUMBER?—”
“ we’re friends mr stark— what do you mean— i know other— of course i’m friends with other vigila— is anyone listening?? ”
“did you hack karen? why wasn’t i— this should be in the baby monitor—”
“why did he contact you of all people— is he doing this alone? do you know how dangerous—”
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soliloquent-stark · 5 months
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tony's been on both sides of the ultra-specific situation of confronting mortality on the ground, towered over by a friend, and wondering if this is it. if that's the last face they'll ever see.
tony and steve.
peter and tony.
but in the face of possible death, tony and peter were nothing alike.
the discomfort of facing a death caused by someone you're supposed to trust versus the comfort of departing in the presence of someone you love.
the shame of allowing someone you admire to witness your weakness versus the regret of showing them your pain.
the last defiant act of accepting your faith, maintaining eye contact, and daring them to do it versus trying to fight your destiny, looking away, and apologising for not being able to stay.
the millisecond of disappointment when you realise you'll survive versus the millisecond of utter misery when you realise you won't.
tony got up both times, and life went on.
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marvel parallels 13/?
robert downey jr and tom holland in captain america: civil war (2016) and avengers: infinity war (2018)
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peterparkermans · 1 month
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You know that awkward relatable moment when you call your boss dad? Haha just me? Please tell me it’s not just me
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irondadmadlads · 1 year
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Irondad Prompt #152
Steve Rogers: You get killed, walk it off!
Peter: Yes, si-
Tony: Peter, you get as little as a paper cut, you come tell me! Do not listen to what Captain Asshole says!
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frogdottir · 1 year
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I FOUND THIS THREAD ON TIK-TOK???
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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years
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Muffled voice on the phone: We have kidnapped your son and if you want to see him alive again you'll have to-
Tony: Son? I HAVE A SON!?! WHY AM I JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS!?!
Muffled voice: ...We have the teenager with brown hair and a science pun shirt
Tony: Oh, you mean Peter. Yeah, he's not my son.
Muffled voice: ...are you sure?
Tony: yeah, I'm pretty sure
Muffled voice: Well, we still have the kid locked up... so do you want him or not?
Tony: ... Peter is literally sat right in front of me doing his calculus homework...
Tony: Pete, were you kidnapped?
Peter: Oh yeah! That's what I forgot to tell you!
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marvelflame2010 · 1 year
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Tony: Hey wait a minute. Y/n and Bucky’s not here. 
Sam: What you do mean by Y/n and Bucky’s not here?
Tony: I MEAN Y/N AND THE FUCKING WINTER SOLDIER ISN’T HERE, GENERAL BIRD-BRAIN!!! 
Yelena: Oh my god, I’m using that
Steve: ENOUGH! I’ll call them* calls Y/n’s phone*
Y/n: Hello?
Steve: Y/n, where tf are you and Bucky?? I’m here, Sam’s here, Tony’s here, your aunt’s here-
Peter: *arrives* Sorry I’m late guys. I had chem homework
Steve: Queens just swung in. You two are the only ones not here!
Y/n: What the hell are you talking about, you star-spangled idiot. Bucky and I are at 103 Presley Street, like the address said. Where the tf are you?
Steve: I’m at.... Aw shit. *hangs up* GUYS WE’RE AT THE WRONG LOCATION!!! 
Tony: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE’RE THE WRONG LOCATION CAPSICLE?!!!!!!
Steve: I MEAN WE ARE AT THE WRONG LOCATION ANTHONY EDWARD!! 
Sam: ENOUGH!! Let’s go to the correct location
BONUS: 
Bucky: Did Steve give them the wrong location?
Y/n: Yes dekta. Yes he did
Bucky: Why am I friends with him? 
Y/n: You know you have a crazy family when the ex-HYDRA assassins are the only ones who do stuff right the first time
Bucky: You’re absolutely right doll
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dead-sane-stuff · 1 year
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*Peter doing anything remotely life threatning*
Tony: What has gotten into that child? I'm telling you, he gets it from your side of the family!
Pepper *sighing*: Tony, Peter isn't our biological child
Tony *sniffling back tears*: I know 😢
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benispunk · 3 months
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One special name
Irondad & Spiderson
There's never enough irondad and spiderson content, and i love and miss them so much. Here's my improvised work from last night. Sorry for my mistakes if there's any!! xx
"Pepper is going to be so mad"
"I'm sure she'll understand, Mr.Stark. Right?"
Peter fidgets with his fingers, suddenly feeling extremely nervous. They were stuck in an elevator. Peter had followed Tony around all day, per Tony's request who just wanted to spend time with him during his very boring-full of meetings-tons of work-day.
This afternoon meeting happened to be outside of the Tower, in a building Tony or FRIDAY had no control over and which’s elevator, as they had seen, wasn't reliable. What was funny about this day was that Pepper had taken their phones so that Tony wouldn't be distracted.
"Stop treating me like a child!"
"Then stop acting like one." Pepper deadpanned earlier that day when Tony had refused to leave his penthouse.
He found the situation ironic, really. First, he doesn't want to go to work, then they take away his phone only to agree to Peter's presence who is almost 100% of the time the reason why Tony is always distracted, then they schedule meetings outside his workplace and life blocks him in an elevator. What a perfect a day.
"Why are you laughing?" Peter asked, clearly trying to ignore the signs of a panic attack. Tony seemed to realize that and forces Peter to sit down on the floor next to him.
"'Cause I didn't want to go to this meeting and even when I can't control it, life fulfills my biggest wishes". He watched as Peter huffed a laugh but didn’t seem to relax at all.
"Hey Pete, we're gonna be okay. And if there is a problem, need i remind you that you're Spider-Man and I believe to be Iron Man myself so..."
Peter chuckled this time, which made Tony smile in return.
"Right. It's just an elevator."
"Just an elevator. And it's pretty clean too, look at that." Tony pointed at the floor around them to distract Peter some more.
Suddenly, they felt the elevator move for an instant before it stopped again. The sound it made got Peter's ears to ring loudly. He immediately covered them with his hands and winced.
Tony instantly put his arms around Peter's shoulder to protect him. But the elevator didn't move again. They were definitely stuck now.
"It's okay, it stopped."
Peter slowly uncovered his ears and leaned against Tony's side.
"I'm sorry you have to be stuck with me" the teenager whispered, not quite enjoying the moment either.
Not only did he have to be stuck in an elevator, which is already one of the worst things that could happen to him, but Tony had to be there when he was totally freaking out over this stupid situation. Not forgetting the fact Tony was busy.
"Excuse me? That's probably going to be my favorite part of the day."
"I'm not joking, Mr.Stark. You shouldn’t be taking care of someone like me like that. And you're gonna be late."
Tony frowned.
"Okay, I think we're not on the same page right now." Peter felt Tony's perplexed stare on him. He decided to just brush it off and move away from Tony's embrace, already feeling embarrassed enough.
"Forget it, I'm sorry."
"You come back here, you're scared and I'm here for you, that's what it is." The man declared, scooting closer to Peter.
Tony waited for Peter's reaction but he didn't move. He was huddled up in the corner of the elevator. Tony sighed in defeat.
"One day you'll understand that you're as important to me as you make me feel in return."
"I don't think it's actually possible, Mr.Stark." Peter mumbled back, making Tony laugh out loud.
"Pff. Try me. You don't even call me by my name."
Peter lifted his head up with a gasp.
"Mr.Stark is your name."
"That's my old man's name. I'm Tony. Tones. Anthony for those I hate the most. Stark for the annoying ones."
"Yes, but you'll always be Mr.Stark for me." Tony rolled his eyes.
"Alright, Mr. Parker."
"No." Peter retorted, already knowing Tony was never going to stop.
"What did you say, Peter Benjamin Parker ?"
He had no idea how it could get worse than that.
"How dare you?"
"I'm not hearing you, Spider-Boy ."
Okay, now he knew.
"Tony, stop it please." The man in question raised his hands up in the air in triumph.
"That's my boy !" Peter chuckled and leaned back against Tony's side.
"I'm kidding, you know? You can call me however you want. Even the stupidest nicknames." Tony declared and looked up at him.
"Do you have stupid nicknames?" he asked.
"One time a guy called me Tony Stank."
Tony grinned when he heard Peter's loud laugh again. He doesn't think he can live without hearing his kid's laugh ever again.
Suddenly, the elevator started moving again, this time smootlhy and without any problems.
"Looks like we're going back up again."
They raised to their feet and waited for the doors to open to the meeting's floor.
"You'll wait in the corridor? It's pretty boring, i don't want you to endure these guys anyway." Tony said before the door opened and they were leaving the terrible elevator behind.
"Yeah, no problem"
Peter sat down on of the chairs and watched Tony approaching the meeting room, but before he could enter Peter stopped him,
"Oh and Mr-I mean, Tony?"
The man turned back around and nodded at him to go on.
"Even...Even Dad?" Peter's voice was shaking. Tony stood frozen in astonishment. He was not expecting this. But saying he hadn’t dream about it felt like a lie.
"Y-Yeah. Yeah that's a perfect name"
Peter grinned and Tony sent him a wink before finally entering the room.
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stxar-pvnk · 1 month
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It had started like a joke. Here and there with rhodey and pepper making comments like "wow tony. your a dad!"
Tony would laugh them off, a joke in his mind as Peter would shrink away from the attention with a nervous giggle.
It just wasn't one of those days, unfortunately for Peter.
They both were tinkering in the lab, Tony working on the repulsors while Peter worked on his webshooters,
Peter blabbered on about who knows what as the other scientist took concentrated sips from his cup of coffee, a migraine starting to form
"kid, maybe-"
Peter couldn't hear him as he rambled on
"and then he flipped in the air, can you believe it, dad?.. oh." Peters face flushed in embarrassment
And Tony just couldn't take it
"I am not your Dad!" He slammed the wrench down making Peter violently flinch tears in his eyes as he stared at Tony, wide eyed.
Tony ragged breaths were all they could hear in the lab before Peter spoke up
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"...I know."
With that Peter stood up quickly the metal stool making a slight screeching sound making tony cringe.
Before the older one knew it, Peter was gone. The innocent one, the sunshine to Tony's cloudy day, was gone. Pushing past his way to the elevator with tears in his eyes.
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fotibrit · 1 day
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tony and peter beach day. No powers, since peter won’t have anything to swing off and tony’s tech would get sand inside.
(but what peter dosnt know won’t hurt him. Tony customized his sunglasses to analyze Peter’s behavior and compare to previous panic attacks, checking for any incoming ones. Peter is still wary of dust and sand. And it’s a power-free day… but what peter dosnt know won’t hurt him)
(and what tony dosnt know won’t hurt him. Peter is well aware that the sound of rushing water still reminds Tony of something awful. Being waterboarded, nearly drowning from the Manderin… peter knows tony and water dosnt mix. so peter’s going to keep using his super-sense, listening for Tony’s heartbeat. It’s supposed to be powers free… but what tony dosnt know won’t hurt him.)
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spidergrotto · 6 months
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peter parker who gets grounded for the millionth time decides that sulking around was not the best way to spend his time.
so he invests in beads and colourful string, and starts making stupidly complicated beaded bracelets, he got the hang of it pretty quick— and out of nowhere, making bracelets turned into a hobby, and a way to cope.
it didn’t take much to realize just how much anxiety sat in peters bones, aunt may would jokingly call him a walking ball of anxiety— his spidey senses only worsened it.
but for some reason— his senses, the anxiety, would calm down whenever he started making bracelets, it reminded him of working in the lab; the world would go quiet for a few hours a week and peter could finally breathe.
maybe it was because of the focus he puts into it, the attention to detail— he wouldn’t settle for a subpar bracelet, or maybe it had nothing to do with making them at all, he didn’t know, but it worked, and who was he to complain?
so he carries his bracelet kit with him wherever he goes, he pulls out beads and string when he feels a panic attack come on, or when his senses decide to drive him insane. but it was embarrassing, he was how old? making beaded bracelets instead of working on homework, or going to class, so he kept it to himself— it was a secret.
but when ned found him hiding in the schools bathroom stall— mid panic attack, hand shaking while he very carefully pulls a bead into the string, he sat down next to him and started making his own.
and when MJ see’s neds arm decorated with three new beaded bracelet, she demands her own set— and forces peter to teach her how to make the more complicated designs.
somehow, the new spreads within his inner circle ( was it that obvious how much it calmed him down? ) and all of a sudden may’s arm was covered in bracelets made by peter, happy has a few littered around his house ( he wears one, keeps it hidden under his sleeves because he loves it but, he was embarrassed. )
so peter shouldn’t have been surprised when at his next lab session, tony stark had a table full of beads and strings— demanding to know why he was being left out, and the two spend hours making different bracelets.
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soliloquent-stark · 7 months
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incorrect marvel quotes 1/?
robert downey jr and tom holland in spider-man: homecoming (2017)
quote source: icarly
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iamironmanlol · 7 months
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Tony: Peter can I tell you a secret?
Peter: Of course you can, Mr. Stark!
Tony: Well, there’s this kid I’ve been wanting to adopt lately. He’s got the biggest heart you could ever imagine, he’s a crazy genius, doing his part to make the world a better place, reminds a bit of myself to be honest, but better! And-
Peter: Sounds like you love this kid a lot Mr. Stark! If they’re in need of a parental figure, you should do it! Who is it?
Tony, slamming down adoption papers: It’s you, kid. Sign here.
Peter: :0
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irondadmadlads · 1 year
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Irondad Prompt #147:
Stark Industries hires a Karen to be apart of their security team (not knowing the Karen is a Karen). All hell breaks lose when Peter Parker tries to enter the building for his internship. And Tony is not happy about it.
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