#Peter needing help

[andthebeanstalk]

Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!

Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*

Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!

#original #the last unicorn #tlu #peter s beagle #molly gru #schmendrick #schmendrick the magician #two of my favorite characters in anything right there in the center of the story! and I'm glad I saw the film first! #my reading ability has diminished due to trauma disability etc. but it seems like having a visual reference actually really helped! #no wonder i only ever want to read fan fic! turns out reading is not actually Superior to other types of Storytelling. it's just different. #to say otherwise is snobbishness I have been eminently guilty of in my life! #but like it is easier for me to consume tv and movies and that is fine actually. also that's why I'm doing a graphic novel lol #because i wanted to make something i would actually be able to read if i found it at a library. altho the audio book IS gonna be bomb #the audiobook is for visually impaired readers and anyone who wants or needs it! accessible stories for everyone! yeah!! #my gender was already transed but now I've gained an ADDITIONAL gender! which one? I'll never tell 😘 #i am so powerful i have so much fuckin gender. my wife has no gender. and she is equally as powerful. #and also she has STUDIED THE BLADE #mostly zoro's blades from One Piece #normally YouTube recommends me shit movies like idiocracy or smth this is like if every day ur cat brought you a piece of rotten food and #then one day it brings you a BEAUTIFULLY ANIMATED TALE FEATURING MY BELOVED TWINK FUCK-UP WIZARD FRIEND AND MY ALL-TIME HOMEGIRL MOLLY GRU #and also it's soft and beautiful and funny and fucking weird!! i wrote melodies to the songs in the books on my ukulele

[mustasekittens]

good morning sunshine

I hate them. and gay people (lie) I blacked out after @eyesack884 sent me a barrage of Harry Osborn photos (again) and this magically appeared on my canvas?? anyways I'm gonna throw up I hate them (affectionate)

#over rendered a sketch again!!!! no one is surprised. #whatevwr this is cute and helps me a lot for how i need to finish a comm #heavy sigh #these two make me sick #insomniac spiderman #parksborn #mustasekittens #spiderman #fanart #my art #earth 1048 #insomniac peter parker #insomniac harry osborn

[captainkirkk]

Social media fics are fun, but future historical accounts and opinions about our characters (especially if our main characters are kings or important societal figures) about how influential and much-loved said characters become?? That shit makes me go feral every time

#seeing a character work tirelessly and often thanklessly to slowly improve society #often feeling hopeless #and THEN seeing historians several centuries later wax lovingly about how influential and beloved said character is???? #i lose my shit EVERY TIME #if a character could potentially fit this trope they are immediate blorbo status #this post is about the goblin emperor #but its also about zuko and the entite gaang #and cliopher mdang and midoriya izuku and peter parker #rulers/kings/politicians/superheroes choosing to be kind again and again and look after those who need it most #and finally being appreciated for their hard work by the people they have helped #there is no other trope i care for more #my posts #tropes

[alonyne]

Are there any prompts that aren’t written about as often in the Spidey x dc crossover fandom?

I want to write something, but I just can’t seem to come up with anything interesting :( any ideas would be appreciated!!

#spiderman #spiderman x dc #mcu x dc #spiderman crossover #dark matter mysterycyclone #dc x mcu #peter parker #dc crossover #mcu crossover #yall pls help i need inspo

[bettycrocker-foods]

Heh. . .it's been a while. . .anyway

#ace frehley #peter criss #I LOVE ACES ALIVE OUTFIT 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 #sighhhhh i know i havent posted in like #a LOONNGNGNGNGGGG time #im back maybe #kiss band #kissblr interact #kissblr #guys i need friends !!! #aces hair. . .. IM DROOLING SO HARD okay sorry #i did so good im proud HELP

[spicler-man]

me thinking about irondad’s canon fate for longer than six seconds

#spider-man #irondad and spiderson #iron man #tony stark #peter parker #WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DO THAT #they could have had tony retire and peter would go visit him on the weekends #WONDERFUL excuse for having spidey not be in nyc for other heroes movies too #‘we need backup’ #‘where’s that Spider-Man can’t he help us?’ #‘nah he’s at his dads this weekend we have to do this without him’ #like???? #am i right or am i right people

[iwannabeanelfyaknow]

Them cute💚🥹

Can someone tell me where are all these GIFs from I can't seem to find the original video TvT

#the hobbit #lotr #thranduil #bilbo #bilbo baggins #thranduil oropherion #behind the scenes #lee pace #martin freeman #peter jackson #so cute #i need to know the original videooo #send help

[spideywhites]

I don’t think we appreciate that Peter Parker is one of Matt Murdock’s few safe spaces enough

#do you ever think about how Peter is someone Matt thinks of #when he wants help.. when he needs to make amends… #when he needs to trust someone who’s like him #I do 😭 #spideydevil

[what-the-bally-hell]

I have three starkid playlists: holloduke, spankoffski bros and lexthan (and hannah).

I was wondering if anyone had song reccs for any of those playlists?

edit: as much as I appreciate the likes please can someone actually help, I need song reccs for them please😭😭😭

#please i need help #holloweane #holloduke #spankoffski bros #ted spankoffski #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #lexthan #lex foster #ethan green #hannah foster #starkid #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #tgwdlm #the guy who didnt like musicals #playlist #spotify #Spotify

[hoffmanstits-enjoyer]

feeling. Things about this.

(credits to gurokatt on twt for posting these, i still have no idea where these OG scripts come from)

#*silently reflecting spongebob meme* #dramatic ass bitch really tried to kill his crush in the fucking hospital im- #god i need a fanfic about this #'his eyes on fire' HOMOSEXUAL GAY GAY GAY #mark's fucking beyond help ur honor #i love him so fucking badly #the way it reads like he's moving faster than he's THINKING when he sees strahm. wtf couldve done hoffman???? hold his fucking hand #he. aint even aware he's trying to go with him in the ambulance. droping his act the second he sees the commotion. drawn to him. attached. #smth smth the thread of fate that binds us together (im delusional) #saw v #saw franchise #mark hoffman #peter strahm #hoffstrahm #coffinshipping #sawposting

[spiders-scare-me]

i need noirpunk fanfics immediately. please leave links or something in the comments i beg you please

#spider noir #spiderman noir #punknoir #noirpunk #peter benjamin parker #i need them so bad #please help #they’re so cool and i love them #fellow noirpunk admirers please leave comments #for the love of god please #across the spiderverse #spiderman atsv #spider man #PLEASE #THANK YOU<3 FEOM THE BOTROM OF MY HEART

[undertheredhood]

any of bruce's exes/current lovers: how you would you like to be my son?

jason 'gotta catch 'em all!' todd: how about you guys go to therapy?

#dc comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #red hood #jason todd #jason peter todd #jason was never the angry robin #jason: i don't need another mentally ill parent who'll always put their wants/needs over my own every time i have enough of those already #jason and his band of mentally ill adoptive parents #jason todd is adoptable #jason todd is so done #what jason needs in a parent is someone who's well adjusted because this man has been through it with parents #jason is a way more forgiving person than i could ever be because every single person who he's ever thought of as a parent has let him down #jason: stop trying to be my parent and get some fucking help

[in-som-niyah]

i crave Jason so carnally i'm going through withdrawals as im doing one of my final projects i keep stopping to go look for more Jason content im so sick

#jason peter todd #jason todd #niyah speaks yappanese #i should be studying #but im not #why you ask? #because i'm replaying a smut scene of jason fucking my brains out thats why #i need medical attention #and mental help #fuck

[gltzpzy]

IT PURRED😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

#thirsting (>﹏<) #peter b parker #i scream and it’s an average white man #i need his jacket #it’ll help with the delusions #it probably smells like axe #and sweat #and pizza #How delicious 😝

[theshadowrealmitself]

Thinking of reasons why Nick Fury would want Spidey to join SHIELD so badly, and there’s probably a ton of canon reasons, but my headcanon is that he knows he won’t ever have to worry about Spiderman secretly being a Hydra agent and he wants that kind of character in SHIELD (he’s just. so fucking tired of agents secretly being hydra agents. what the fuck. how many can there possibly be??)

#wants Spidey to work with him so he has more agents around that he doesn’t have to constantly watch his back around #he’s on guard 24/7 #he’s so tired #makes it worse whenever Spidey helps out despite being so untrusting of SHIELD #he’s such a good honest hero who just wants to keep innocent people safe SHIELD *needs* heroes like that spidey pls #but so many agents secretly being hydra agents is one of the reasons that Spidey doesn’t wanna join SHIELD #in my hc #Spiderman #spider man #spider-man #Peter Parker #Nick Fury