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#Pietro maximoff incorrect quotes
incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month
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[Wanda speaking Sokovian]
Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.
Pietro: You speak Sokovian?
Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault".
Y/N: She says it a lot.
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louwaffles · 1 year
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*Y/N and Pietro in jail*
Y/N: So, who’re you gonna call?
Pietro: I would call Wanda, but I feel safer here. 
Y/N: I also would call Wanda, but I’m not in the mood of being punished.
Pietro: How about Nat?
Y/N: I still wanna live to see tomorrow. 
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emo-wanda-wife · 1 year
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Pietro: kiss marry kill but it has to be the people in the room
Y/N, seeing Wanda walk in: kiss Wanda, marry Wanda
Pietro: no
Y/N: and kill whoever gets in my way
Pietro: —one will get in your way.
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rxmqnova · 5 months
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Pietro: Just what I was afraid of. You guys are still together.
Wanda: Well, of course we are together. That's what you do when you're dating.
Y/N: Yeah. When you're married is when you do things separately.
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marvelflame2010 · 1 year
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Steve: Hey everyone, happy Thanksgiving
Y/n: Shhhh
Steve confused: Um, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?
Y/n: No dad, we’re playing this new game I learned at school. Basically you have to name all of the states in 6 minutes
Steve: What, that’s insanely easy
Y/n: Yeah, it’s a lot harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one or in some cases *looks at Pietro* 14
Pietro: It’s a stupid game and I wasn’t playing against anyone so technically I didn’t lose
Steve: Pietro, you forgot 14 states?
Pietro: Nobody cares about the Dakotas!
Steve: I just taught you the states yesterday
*The timer rings*
Y/n: Okay time’s up
Tony: I got 48
Y/n: Oh that’s not bad. Peter?
Peter: Yeah, I got tired of naming states so I decided to name the types of celery. And I have 1 type of celery
Tony: *confused and worried dad*
Y/n: Ok, Uncle Tony has 48 and Peter has the lead...in veggies. Wanda?
Wanda slams her notepad on the table: Say hello to the new champ of Y/n’s dumb states game.
Steve: Wow, how many you got?
Wanda smiling: 56
Steve: *fed up that now he has to teach Wanda and Pietro the states AGAIN*
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firegal19 · 1 year
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Avengers group chat
Steve: Ok team. Who put the dirty plate in the sink?
Tony: Wasn’t me
Y/n: We know that. We haven’t seen you eat or drink anything since a week ago
Tony: Steve, Y/n’s being mean
Steve: Y/n
Y/n: I’m not apologizing. I didn’t put the plate in the sink
Pietro: Sorry Cap. It was me.
Steve: Thanks for owning up Pietro. Please don’t do it again
Pietro: Got it
Peter: Guys, sorry I’m late but look at the TikTok I just saw!
Peter: *sends an LGBTQIA+ TikTok*
Tony: Underroos, this group chat isn’t for TikToks. Unless it has something to do with a mission, don’t post it here. Got it?
Peter: Yes Mister Stark 😢
Bucky: Don’t worry kid. Y/n, Kate, Yelena, and I have a group chat dedicated to LGBTQIA+ TikToks
Kate: Yeah! I’ll invite you now!
Y/n: Us LGBTQIA+ have to stick together
Peter: Aw, thanks guys 🥺
Pietro: Aw, I want an invite
Y/n: This is for the aces, bis, gays, etc. So back off
Yelena: Yes do that Speedy, or I’ll cut off your legs
Pietro: You guys are mean
Steve: Ok, meeting done
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toomanyfandoms4me · 1 year
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Steve: Hey everyone, happy Thanksgiving
Y/n: Shhhh
Steve confused: Um, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?
Y/n: No dad, we’re playing this new game I learned at school. Basically you have to name all of the states in 6 minutes
Steve: What, that’s insanely easy
Y/n: Yeah, it’s a lot harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one or in some cases *looks at Pietro* 14
Pietro: It’s a stupid game and I wasn’t playing against anyone so technically I didn’t lose
Steve: Pietro, you forgot 14 states?
Pietro: Nobody cares about the Dakotas!
Steve: I just taught you the states yesterday
*The timer rings*
Y/n: Okay time’s up
Tony: I got 48
Y/n: Oh that’s not bad. Peter?
Peter: Yeah, I got tired of naming states so I decided to name the types of celery. And I have 1 type of celery
Tony: *confused and worried dad*
Y/n: Ok, Uncle Tony has 48 and Peter has the lead...in veggies. Wanda?
Wanda slams her notepad on the table: Say hello to the new champ of Y/n’s dumb states game.
Steve: Wow, how many you got?
Wanda smiling: 56
Steve: *fed up that now he has to teach Wanda and Pietro the states AGAIN*
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jemilyswhor3 · 1 year
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Pietro: I would like to proudly announce that I have overcome my fear of ghosts.
Wanda: Eyyy that's the spirit!
Pietro: *doing karate hands* WHERE THE FU-
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skylarinfinity · 11 months
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[m/n walk into the helicarriers and see pietro body on the floor]
m/n: [get closer to pietro body] dude, didn't steve say if you get kill walk it off?
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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 1 year
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Pietro: I turned out perfectly fine!
Wanda: Pietro, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Pietro: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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delulu-with-wandanat · 7 months
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Vision: And THIS, is just some hollow promise!
Y/n: Dude! It’s not that, we’ve just been distracted becausee… uhh HEHE the funniest thing happened. *points to a hole* See that hole?
Vision: *looks at said hole*
Y/n: *Kicks him into the hole*
Pietro: *GASSSPP* Y/N! I cant believe you just did that?!
Y/n: Did what?
Pietro: I-
Pietro: I dont remember *shrug*
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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[playing truth or dare]
Pietro: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks in the room.
Y/N: I’m not kissing anyone.
[Natasha walks in]
Y/N: Okay, I’ll do it. I mean rules are rules.
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welovelouisandbucky · 3 months
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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*
Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*
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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months
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Pietro: where have you been?
Wanda and Y/N, their hair total messes, look to one another...
Wanda: nowhere
Y/N: out...uh...nowhere
Pietro: well which is it?
Wanda: out nowhere.
Pietro: sestra you haven't responded to Vis' date request
Y/N: I read her answer loud and clear-
Wanda ribs Y/N...
Wanda: I'm just not interested in Vis.
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rxmqnova · 6 months
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Y/N: Why's everyone so concerned about who's a top or a bottom? I'd just be happy to have a bunk bed.
Wanda: ...
Pietro: I'm gonna tell her.
Wanda: DON'T you dare.
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marvelflame2010 · 9 months
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Wanda and Pietro: *running down the hall, trying to find Peter after they pulled a prank on Bucky, to come face to face with Bucky, crossing his arms with his hair braided in pig-tails*
Bucky: Alright, I know Peter was with you 2. Where is he?
Wanda talking to Pietro in his mind: Act dumb!
Pietro: Who's Peter?
Wanda in Pietro's head: Not that dumb!
BONUS:
Sam walking into the kitchen to see Peter on the ceiling.
Sam: Do I want to know?
Peter: I pranked Mr. Barnes
Sam smiling: How?
Peter: I braided his hair in pigtails with the twins
Sam: Nice :)
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