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Wayne Thiebaud - Pineapple Tray (1972/1990/1992)
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Espetinho de Queijo Coalho Com Abacaxi Brazilian Grilled Cheese with Pineapple Recipe In this simple Brazilian dish, pineapple and cheese rennet queijo coalho are marinated in brown sugar, grilled, and then skewered with mint. 1/2 cup brown sugar, 1/2 pound pineapple, 2 cups queijo coalho cheese curds, 2 sprigs fresh mint
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Espetinho de Queijo Coalho Com Abacaxi (Brazilian Grilled Cheese with Pineapple)
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lysenfeu · 10 months
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It's His Birthday
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It's His Birthday
Rating: Explicit 18+
Word Count: 5.7k
Pairing: Adrian Chase x F!Reader
Summary: The 11th Street kids take Adrian out to celebrate for his birthday and try to set him up with the cute bartender.
Content: Alcohol Use, Flirting, Fluff, Smut (Slight Dub-con/Drunk Sex, Sex with Strangers, Facesitting, 69 Position, PIV, Safe Sex)
[Read on AO3]
A/N: This is a silly little smutty one-shot to celebrate Adrian's birthday (or belated cuz this is technically late whoops). I've written mostly mask-stays-on Vig so far, so I thought it would be fun to try and write a cute birthday boy Adrian piece with a civilian!reader. Best boy deserves some fluff and spice!
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Another evening, another evening shift. You sighed as you wiped down the countertop in the dive bar you were currently working in.
Three months ago you threw a dart at a map (okay, a GPS pin drop on your phone but whatever). You ended up dragging your tired and burnt-out self far away from your shitty hometown to Evergreen, Washington for a fresh start. Unfortunately, so far Evergreen was just as shitty as your hometown, albeit with a different landscape view.
You got the first job that accepted your application and now worked at a mediocre at best local bar downtown. It paid enough to live and your new apartment was nearby. You weren't sure how you felt about Evergreen yet but at least it was different.
"Hey, can we open up a tab?"
You snapped out of your thoughts at the sound of a customer and looked up at the impossibly large man in front of you. He looked like a marine and you wondered if there was a military base nearby. You shot him your best customer-service smile.
"Sure, I just need some ID and your card."
The man pulled out his wallet and handed over his license and credit card with the name Christopher Smith. You jotted down his info and handed it back.
"There you go, Chris. What can I get for you?"
"Five beers for the table." He gestured behind him at a booth across the room with four other people sitting down.
"And hey, can you make something special for my buddy?" He pointed out a brunette man with silver-rimmed glasses. "It's his birthday."
You nodded, this happened all the time with people out to celebrate.
"Sure. Does he like pineapple?"
Chris gave you a blank look. "I have no idea."
You filled a tall glass with ice, then poured in vodka, blue curaçao and pineapple juice. Grabbing a slice of pineapple chunk from the garnish bar, you hung it just right on the side of the glass then spun around, tossed a straw in and presented the bright-coloured drink.
"There you go! I hope he likes it."
Chris squinted at the teal cocktail and snorted before picking up the tray.
"He's gonna love it, thanks."
You watched carefully as the large man carried the tray over to the booth and dished out the drinks. He slid the cocktail in front of the cute guy with glasses and then pointed at you. The brunette glanced over at you, then took a sip and looked back up. He gave you a giant dopey grin and a double thumbs up. You returned his smile with a real one, genuinely thrilled he seemed to enjoy your choice.
You watched the group for a little while, there wasn't much else going on in the bar. A few regulars playing pool, what looked like a terrible date in the back corner and the full booth you were staring at were the only patrons tonight.
The group you were watching was new here, at least you didn't recognize them from the few months you'd been working the evening shift. You wondered how they knew each other, daydreaming about customers was a way to pass the time on slow nights like this. You watched them laugh and drink until another customer called your attention and you were forced to spend some time actually doing your job.
When you made your way back across the bar, Chris was leaning on the bar. You put down the empty glass in your hands and addressed him.
"Another round of beers for you guys?"
He nodded at you. "Yeah, thanks." He waited impatiently for you to open them and place them on the tray. "Also I should tell you my friend-" he jerked his head back at the guy with glasses sitting at the booth behind him. "-thinks you're really cute."
You raise an eyebrow at him. "Oh really?"
Chris nodded.
"Well if that's true, he can come tell me himself." You slid the tray towards him and then spun off to the other end of the bar where a patron was flagging you down.
You watched out of the corner of your eye as Chris went back to the booth and handed out the beers before whispering to the cute guy in glasses. The brunette flushed and started arguing with the larger man.
You quickly glanced away when they both turned to look at you and you focused intently on pulling the pint another patron had just ordered instead. Sliding the now-full glass across the bar to the customer, you wiped your hands with a cloth and walked back over to the register to ring it up.
"Hi."
You looked up and the dark-haired guy in glasses was standing right in front of you.
"Hi."
He gave you a little wave and an awkward, crooked smile. "I'm Adrian."
You couldn't help but giggle a bit at how nervous he seemed.
"Hi, Adrian. How'd you like your drink, birthday boy?"
A light blush formed on his cheeks as you grinned at him. He really was cute, especially when he was being so shy.
"Um, it was really good. Could I get another like that?"
You nodded and turned around to grab the ingredients. When you turned back around, Adrian was leaning on the bar watching you intently. You mixed the drink and handed it over to him. He took a big sip from the drink, smiled and fidgeted with the straw while he stared at you for a moment.
"Is that all? Or is there something else you want to say?" You gave him a small wink and a cheeky smile.
The blush returned to his cheeks, a deeper red than before. He coughed awkwardly and fidgeted more, rubbing a hand on the back of his neck.
"I…um."
He couldn't make eye contact as he blurted it out as fast as possible. "I think you're really pretty."
You leaned on the bar, propping yourself up on your elbows as you tilted your face closer to him.
"What a coincidence, I think you're really pretty too."
You were doing your best impression of a Cheshire cat, grinning madly at how flustered he was. He was still staring at you with wide eyes and it looked like he was about to say something but the magic of the moment was unfortunately shattered by Chris and one of his friends suddenly approaching the bar.
"Can I get a round of shots? Whiskey."
You nodded and walked back to the bar to pour the shots for him. Adrian looked a little miffed at his friends and you bit back another smile, hoping he would talk to you again later.
You quickly finished pouring the drinks and handed over the five shots on a tray and Chris grabbed it from you.
"Thanks, sweet-cheeks."
The woman next to Chris immediately scolded him. "We've been over this. That is not an okay thing to say!"
He turned towards you with a defensive look. "Can you settle this for us? It's totally about having a nice smile!"
"No, no. She's definitely right," You nodded at the woman in agreement. "That phrase is definitely about saying someone has a nice butt."
"I mean, either way, he's not wrong." Adrian gulped and ducked down to stare into his drink as all three of you whipped around to look at him.
"What was that, buddy?" Chris was looking at him in astonishment.
"Nothing." Adrian shook his head and all but ran back to their booth holding his cocktail, avoiding everyone's eye.
"Sorry about him." The woman apologised to you.
"I don't mind." You shrugged at her. "I think he's sweet."
Chris was giving you an incredulous look. "Him?"
"Yeah, him."
You were given a quick look of resignation by both of them before he walked back to the booth with their drinks.
You tried to keep an eye on the group, especially the adorable one, but a few more regulars came in and you were swept away to serve them. The evening progressed in a flash with back-to-back orders from the new tables. You were finally back at the register when a voice sounded out.
"Hey!"
You looked up and there he was again, the cutie in glasses. You couldn't help but smile.
"Hey, Adrian! What can I get for you?"
He gave you a goofy smile when he heard you say his name. "Another round of shots please?"
"Sure thing!" You made a big show of pouring the shots from high up without splashing and Adrian gave you an appropriately awed look at your bartending skills.
"So hey, maybe we could-" He was cut off by Chris interrupting again, he had stomped over to grab the tray of shots from the counter.
"I said I got it!" Adrian protested.
"You were taking too long." Chris snapped at his friend.
"I was trying to ask her to join us."
"She can't drink with us, dumbass. She's working."
Adrian turned towards you. "Is that true?"
You shrugged apologetically. "Yeah, he's right. It's policy."
His face fell. "Aw, man. That sucks."
As if on cue, your manager walked out from the back and came over to you.
"Hey if you wanna take off in fifteen or so, that's fine. It's a little slow tonight, I can handle close by myself."
You nodded, any excuse to take off early was a good one. Especially such a conveniently timed one.
Adrian perked up at the news. "Wait, you're almost done with your shift?"
"Yeah, I guess I get off early tonight. Lucky me!"
"Does that mean you can drink with me?"
"What about your friends?" You gestured towards the booth where the rest of his group was gathering their things.
"They want to leave soon, but I'll stay if I can buy you a drink." He looked at you with big pleading eyes and you noted how bright and green they were.
You thought about it for a moment. You usually never drank with customers but… maybe a one-time exception wouldn't be too bad? Spending the rest of the evening drinking with a nice stranger who thought you were pretty could be worse.
"Sure, why not?" You smiled at him and winked. "It is your birthday after all."
You finished cleaning up and clocked out. Adrian was waiting for you as you walked out from the back without your apron. His friends were in the process of closing out the tab with your manager and the booth they had been in was mostly empty, save for two shots waiting for you.
You slid onto the cushioned seat and watched as Adrian said goodbye to the others. Chris clapped him on the shoulder and said something low in his ear that made Adrian whip his head up and look at you with an expression you couldn't quite read.
Your attention was pulled away from the interaction as your manager walked over and placed several candy colour shots and two bright teal cocktails down in front of you.
"Uh, thanks?"
The older woman rolled her eyes. "They're from the big guy that's just leaving. Said something about celebrating properly with something sweet?" She gave you a pointed look and walked off as Adrian came back over.
"What are these?"
You shrugged. "Apparently I have some catching up to do."
The next hour or two passed in a blur after you'd downed the shots and were working on the cocktails in order to catch up with Adrian, who had been drinking all night. The conversation got loud, with the two of you ending up arguing passionately about Star Wars, much to the annoyance of the few other patrons nearby. By the time the bar closed, you had definitely caught up and Adrian had sobered up a bit, leaving the both of you still rather tipsy. Your manager shuffled the two of you to the curb and warned you to get home safely.
"Did you have a good night?"
He grinned at you. "I had a great night."
You grinned back, warm and fuzzy from the alcohol.
"So… I'm just headed that way." You pointed in the general direction of your apartment.
He nodded at you but didn't make any movements. You're not exactly sure that you wanted a strange guy to follow you home but you were still slightly disappointed at his lack of response.
You headed down the street you had pointed towards and got about a block away before you realized Adrian was hot on your heels.
"Do you…also live this way?"
He shook his head. "Not at all, but there's no way I'm letting you walk home alone while drunk."
"What? Why not?"
He frowned at you. "You need someone to protect you, it's kind of dangerous for women out here."
"Oh, so I can't protect myself? Just because I'm a girl?" You stopped in your tracks and put your hands on your hips in annoyance, wobbling a little on the sidewalk. Your indignance at his insinuation briefly overshadowed the fact that you kind of wanted him to come home with you.
"Yes? I mean, no! …Kind of? Wait, is that sexist? Fuck." He was scrambling to explain himself and failing miserably.
"You're just as drunk as me, what help are you gonna be?" You poked him in the chest to emphasise your point.
"Okay maybe, but I can still ki-" He cut himself off suddenly and shook his head. "Look, there's safety in numbers! I'm walking with you, end of story." He grabbed your hand that was still poking at him and tugged you further along the path behind him.
"Fine, but you don't even know where you're going!"
"Oh. Right." He sighed, stopped and dropped your hand, looking back at you. "Which way?"
You rolled your eyes but grabbed his hand again and directed him towards a side street in the opposite direction he had been headed.
"Just down here. It's not far so you don't have to waste too much of your time."
"It's not a waste if I'm spending it with you." He muttered, looking everywhere but directly at you.
It was your turn to blush, taken aback by his unexpectedly sweet words. You kept a firm grip on his hand as you approached your apartment building.
You were just nearing the building door when you tripped on an uneven chunk of sidewalk and suddenly you were headed straight for the ground.
You braced yourself for an impact that… never came. Instead, a pair of strong arms shot out, wrapped around your waist and pulled you backwards. Rather than hitting the cold cement, you were now pressed against a very warm and solid chest. You had no idea how but Adrian had managed to save you from a brutal face plant.
You spun around to face him in shock. He loosened his grip to allow you to move but didn't let you out of his arms as he stared down at you with concern etched onto his face.
"Holy shit, are you okay?"
"You caught me." You stared up at him as he held you tight. Have his eyes been this green all night?
"Yeah, of course I did." His nonchalant tone made you giggle again. Of course , he did. You were still staring up at him and he was getting more concerned.
"Are you sure you're okay? You're breathing really heavy."
"Just…don't move." Your voice was low and soft, you were entirely distracted by how shiny his lips looked in the streetlight.
You found yourself leaning in close without even meaning to, swayed by the warmth in your veins flooding from his hands around you. Your hand slipped behind his neck as you rose on your tiptoes, slowly invading his space and getting unbearably close to his face.
You could feel his breath on your face, tinged with the pineapple cocktails he'd been drinking all night. The sweet scent wasn't helping your impulse control and you were so close to those soft, pink lips…
Your eyes flicked up to his, finding those bright green spots behind his silver frames. He caught your gaze and you saw something flash across his eyes. His grip on your arms tightened as his breathing stuttered and he finally closed the gap between you.
He tasted like pineapple with a faint hint of whiskey, a combination you thoroughly enjoyed. A warmth spread through your lips and into your very bones as he pressed into you until you both broke away panting for air.
"Hey, Adrian?" You murmured, still trying to catch your breath from the kiss.
"Yeah?"
"Would…you like to come upstairs?"
He paused for a moment, glancing over at the apartment complex door then down at you, still being held tight in his arms.
"Do you want me to come upstairs?"
You giggled again. You couldn't help it, he was so silly. "Yes, that's why I'm asking."
He swallowed hard and you watched his Adam's apple bob up and down. With your lowered inhibitions and rising temperature, you gave in to temptation and leaned forward to press a soft kiss to his throat. He inhaled sharply, instinctively tugging you closer to him.
"Okay, yeah. Upstairs. We should do that." His breath was shaky as his hands slid down your back to rest on your waist. The warmth from his touch spread through your body and you smiled up at him.
You stepped into the lobby, made your way to the elevators and waited for the doors to open. You hit the number for your floor as Adrian stepped in behind you. When the doors closed, he spun towards you and reached up a hand to gently cup your jaw, before pulling you in for another kiss. You sighed against his lips and wrapped your arms around his neck to bring him in closer. You let out a small moan as he caught your bottom lip between his teeth, slowly getting lost in the kiss and forgetting where you were.
He braced his free hand on the wall beside you and pushed you slowly against it, pressing his entire body into you. You relished in the warmth and didn't want to let him go. He slid his hand from your jaw down to your neck and was reaching under the strap of your top when the elevator doors loudly dinged open.
You squeaked, suddenly very aware of the compromising position you were in. You quickly disentangled yourself from Adrian and tugged on his hand, pulling him into the hall as you both exited the elevator.
"Come on!"
You dragged him by the arm down the hall and around the corner to your apartment door. Fishing out your keys becomes an arduous task as Adrian comes up behind you and wraps his arms around your waist, tugging you back into again.
The keys slipped from your grasp and hit the floor, but you barely even noticed through the haze of Adrian's lips on your neck.
"I didn't want to stop, is this okay?" He whispers in your ear.
You were left breathless as his hand slid further up your hip, under the hem of your shirt. His warm palm ran across your bare stomach and every muscle in your abdomen tensed at the sensation.
"Oh god, yes."
He pressed more kisses along your neck as he ran his fingers along your skin, gently stroking along the waistband of your pants.
"We should-" You can barely get the words out as your body slowly melted under his hands and mouth. "-go inside." You managed to finish your sentence and he pulled away from you. You nearly whined at the loss of his touch but he swiftly grabbed your keys off the ground and turned them into the lock for you.
You had barely let him through the threshold of your apartment before slamming the door and pushing him against it, pulling him down for another kiss.
You made your way through the apartment, not bothering to stop the make-out session to give him a tour. You practically shoved him into your bedroom and pushed him down to sit on the edge of your mattress.
You quickly stripped off your work pants and top, standing in front of him in nothing but a plain black bra and panty set. You had a small smirk on your face as he stared up at you with wide eyes, his gaze running all along your body.
"Your turn."
"Oh, right." He snapped out of his daze and quickly pulled his sweater over his head along with his shirt.
"Oh my god." You didn't mean to say that out loud but how could you not? He was deceptively well-built under his clothes.
You marvelled at the bulk of his chest, shoulders and arms. His impressive muscle definition had been entirely hidden by his cardigan and plain T-shirt, you never would have guessed he was this fit. Your gaze trailed along his well-defined abs and down to the sparse pattern of hair leading past his waistband. You bit your lip at how gorgeous he looked, so strong and solid.
"Do you work out a lot or something?"
He laughed at your stunned comment.
"Something like that, yeah."
You watched him slip open his belt buckle and tug off his jeans, leaving him in nothing but a pair of dark boxers. Before you could stare for even longer, he tugged you onto his lap and pulled you in for another kiss. You moved to straddle him and kissed him back feverishly.
His tongue swiped at your bottom lip and you opened your mouth to let him in. His hands swept over your thighs and up your spine as his tongue explored your mouth. Fiddling with the clasp behind you, he finally managed to undo your bra. You broke the kiss to lean back, tug the straps off your shoulders and fling it somewhere distant in your room.
He took the opportunity to run his hands up your ribs and along the underside of your now-exposed breasts, cupping them gently and making you gasp. You couldn't hold back the whimpers that flew out of your mouth as he brushed his thumbs against your nipples, teasing them into stiff peaks.
He leaned down and took a nipple in his mouth, clicking his tongue against the hard nub. You grabbed the back of his neck, fingers tangling in the dark curls at his nape as you pressed him further into your chest, desperate to keep his mouth on you. His lips travelled across your chest, nipping and sucking at every inch of flesh he found.
Once you'd caught your breath, you gently cupped his jaw with a hand and pulled him up to look into his sparkling eyes.
"So…is there anything you want to do? It is your birthday, you know." You couldn't resist giving him a teasing smile.
The tips of his ears turned pink and he stared up at you with wide eyes.
"Really? Anything?"
You smiled wider at his awestruck expression. "Got something special in mind, birthday boy?"
"Maybe? Could you…um…" The blush slowly crept down his ears and across his cheeks as he stammered.
You gently rolled your hips against him and the tips of his fingers flexed against your soft thighs as he let out a small groan at the movement.
"Just relax. Go ahead and ask me."
He took a deep breath and looked up at you with a serious expression.
"Can you sit on my face? …please."
A jolt surged through you at the request. You took in his eager expression, the pupils in his green eyes blown out with desire. He nervously licked his bottom lip and drew your eyes downwards to his soft, pink mouth.
"That's what you want?"
He nodded vigorously, glasses slipping down his nose at the rapid movement. You laughed a little at his enthusiasm before leaning forward and gently removing his glasses. You folded them and stood up to place them on your nightstand before turning back to him.
"I'm in. How do you want me?"
His tongue flicked out across his bottom lip again, but much more deliberately this time. He sat back on your bed and lay down with his head on the pillows.
"Come here and grab onto the headboard."
A shiver raced down your spine as you looked down at this gorgeous man spread out before you, all yours for the night. You shimmied out of your black undies and knelt on the mattress, climbing up beside him. He slid a hand under your knee and helped you lift it up and over, holding you to hover above him with your legs bracketing his face.
His hands wrapped around your thighs, firmly holding you in place right over his mouth. The first few licks were tentative and light against your dripping core, his tongue cautiously exploring you. He let out a soft moan as your taste hit his taste buds and gripped your thighs harder.
"You taste fantastic." He mumbled into your inner thigh before running his tongue back over your folds.
As his mouth worked over you, you began to gently rock your hips against him, increasing the friction in the most delicious way. Picking up on your cues, he started to increase his pace, lapping at you with more pressure.
You let out a loud gasp when his tongue flicked over your clit, a noise which quickly turned into a low moan as he did it again. And again.
"Right there, oh god ."
You wound your fingers through his dark curls and held him in place, right over the bundle of nerves currently sending shockwaves through your entire body.
You rode the waves along with his face, cresting every time he hit that one sweet spot. You looked down at him, those gorgeous green eyes were glassy with lust as you coat his face with your own desire. God, you needed more of him.
"Hey, hey." You gently tugged on his hair and sat up a bit, moving off his face. "If you let me turn around, I can touch you."
He glanced up at you, the lower half of his face glistening with your juices. "Yeah?"
"Yeah, this is incredibly fun but I'd love to taste you too."
"Fuck, okay." He didn't need much convincing. He braced your thighs and allowed you to swing one leg over, spin around and throw it back, bringing you to face the opposite direction. You settled yourself back over his face before turning your attention in front of you.
You could see how his cock was straining against the fabric of his boxers, begging to be released. You slowly slipped his boxers down and his hard cock snapped against his stomach, thick with tension. He was long and thick, a drop of precum already leaking from the swollen tip. Yeah, this was a good idea. A really good idea.
You wrapped a hand around the base and began to stroke him up and down with gentle pressure. His hips arched up into your grip and a moan vibrated from low in his throat, rippling through your soaked pussy still pressed right against his face.
You found a solid rhythm between rocking against his face and pumping his cock, getting used to his size. When you were confident enough, you leaned down and swirled your tongue around the head.
The salty taste hit the back of your throat as you slowly slid him further and further into your eager mouth. It took some work and concentration but you managed to work all of him down into your throat without gagging. The choked moans he released when your lips hit the base of his cock were well worth the strain.
Any prior concern you had about this position was quickly worn away as you picked up speed, grinding harder against him. Your thighs started to shake and he tightened his grip on you, holding you steady as you started to come undone above him.
You were still bobbing up and down on his cock, your moans being stifled with him deep in your throat. His fingers were pressing bruises into your skin with their grip and he couldn't stop his hips from jerking up, forcing himself deeper into your mouth, chasing his own release.
You were desperately trying to breathe through your nose and not choke as he fucked up into your throat, teetering on the edge of orgasm as he ran the tip of his tongue over your clit again and again.
You braced your hands on his thighs as the rubber band finally snapped, your pussy drenching his face as waves of pleasure crashed over you. You somehow managed to keep your throat open as he thrust up a few more times before spilling down your throat in return. You dutifully swallowed and slowly pulled back, releasing his softening cock.
You rolled your hips off his face and flopped onto the mattress, grateful for the change in position. Your thighs were going to burn tomorrow but god, that was worth it. You rested for a moment, waiting for the last waves of bliss to fade before moving again.
You crawled to the other side of the bed and lay next to him for a little while, lazily enjoying playing with his dark brown curls and counting his freckles as you both recovered from your climaxes.
His hands were idly dragging across your skin, tracing unknown patterns along your thighs and stomach.
"Hey."
You turned to face him and let out a small giggle at the dopey expression on his face.
"Hey."
" …Do you have any condoms?" He wouldn't look you in the eye as he asked.
"Round two already? I'm impressed."
He flushed immediately, turning pink and twitching his fingertips against your hip. Your cheeks were starting to hurt with how much this man made you grin like a maniac. It was so much fun to tease him, to make him blush. He was the cutest thing you'd ever seen.
"Uh, yes? Only if you want to." He quickly reassured you.
You smiled and hopped off the bed to rummage around on your nightstand. Oh, you definitely wanted to. You tossed a foil wrapper at him and climbed back on the mattress. You watched carefully as he sat up on his knees and pumped his rapidly hardening cock in his fist a few times before rolling on the condom.
He rolled over on top of you and nudged your thighs apart to make room. You held your breath with anticipation as he ran his fingers across you, smiling when he found you already wet. He gripped his cock at the base and ever so slowly slid the head against your core. He easily slipped through your folds, gathering the wetness along his cock in preparation.
"Ready?" He looked down at you, waiting for permission.
You cupped his face in your hands, drew him close and looked into his impossibly green eyes.
"Yes."
He leaned down to capture your lips as he lined up his aching cock with your entrance. He pushed inside you, slowly sinking in inch by inch. You felt the burn of the stretch for a moment as he finally bottomed out, and he paused for a second to let you adjust. The sensation quickly melted into bliss and you felt impossibly full with him buried completely inside you.
You rolled your hips against him, urging him to start moving. He placed his lips on your neck as he slowly began to thrust into you. You gripped his shoulders and arched against him as his teeth scraped along your neck and down your collarbone while he found a steady rhythm, pumping in and out of your soaking pussy. He bit down gently on your shoulder and snapped his hips, forcing a loud moan from you.
Sitting back on his heels, he slid his hands under your knees and pushed them down into the mattress, forcing his cock even deeper. The new angle allowed his sharp thrusts to hit that sweet spot right in your core, sending new waves of pleasure coursing through you.
You couldn't stop from crying out as the pleasure wound up, pulling tight in your lower abdomen. He groaned, the loud sound torn out of him in response to feeling you fluttering around him, squeezing his cock impossibly tight.
"I want to feel you cum," he practically growled in your ear. "Be a good girl and cum on my cock."
"Oh, fuck."
The unexpected dominance in his voice sent liquid fire through your veins and you felt yourself getting closer and closer to your climax. His control was slowly slipping and his pace quickened, slamming his hips into yours and sending both of you hurtling towards the edge. You grabbed at his shoulders, your nails digging into him with each stroke.
A few more thrusts, perfectly angled to hammer into just the right spot making you whimper uncontrollably right in his ear, and both of you tumbled off the cliff together. The warmth you'd been feeling all evening spread to every atom of your body as you floated through your orgasm, leaving Adrian gasping for breath as you contracted tightly around him, your cunt desperately milking every drop out of him.
Once he'd caught his breath, he carefully pulled out and snapped the used condom off, tossing it in the small waste basket next to your bed. He climbed back into your bed and collapsed next to you, careful not to crush you with his body weight. He reached out an arm and snagged it around you, pulling you close. You cuddled into his side, fully content and boneless in his arms.
"Hey, Adrian?" You mumbled into his shoulder.
"Hmm?"
You leaned up and gave him a quick peck on the cheek before snuggling back into him and closing your eyes.
"Happy Birthday."
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A/N: You cannot tell me this boy is not shy af and so goofy around pretty girls without the mask on 😂 Civilian Adrian trying to be normal is the sweetest, this was so much fun. I hope you guys enjoyed it! Let me know what you think ~
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LOVE SONG | Lawyer! Nanami K. x fem! reader
syn: Nanami Kento was your work partner. Nothing more, nothing les-said no one. ever. Request is here.
notes; HAD TO CRACK MY LAPTOP OPEN FOR THIS ONE !!! this is prob the most plot i’ve ever put into my writing… i’ll proofread tyis later (no i wont) can someone tell me the wc🙏
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Nanami let out a deep sigh as he loosened his tie. It was way past the normal time he left, the sky dark and all the lights from the city settled outside his window. He would’ve left hours ago if he didn’t have to revise all of his notes for a very important case tomorrow. He’d been working on it for weeks, and losing this case would be a major fuck up. As he rubbed his temples, he heard a faint knock at the door.
“ I’m back,” You said, slowly opening the door with your back, your hands full with a tray of two takeout coffee cups and a bag of snacks. “I got coffee from the place a few blocks down, got some snacks too… just in case…” You said, muttering the last part, looking at Nanami. The man was a work of art, defined jawline, gorgeous veins and harsh muscle made him, turning him into pure eye candy.
“Thank you,” The man says as he stands up, stretching a bit before walking over to the little coffee table that you set the food on. “How much was it?” He says, his jaw slack a little, looking at how much you got. “I’ll pay you back tomorrow-” “-after we win this case,” You finish for Him, smiling while taking a cup of coffee from the plastic holder and taking a stride to your desk.
Nanami watched you, completely infatuated with your confidence. You were sure of yourself—not like Gojo—you’re the kind of sure that made 100% of his heart know that you two were going to win. He smiled at you, watching you furrow your brows as you quickly went back to work. He grabbed his coffee, and walked to your desk.
“May I see what notes you have?” He says, as a strong arm with a rolled up sleeve pulls a chair next to you.
He was going to be the death of you.
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You were practically bouncing off the walls, Nanami almost struggling to keep up with you.
“I told you, didnt I? that we’d win?” You exclaim, cheekily stepping out of the courtroom. The other attorney—Hiromi Higuruma— walked out afterwards, with a long face and a deep sigh. He walked over to you, shook your hand, and then walked away, running his hands over his face. He looked like he was fucked, Nanami thought as he walked towards you after you shook Higuruma’s hand.
“I kinda feel bad…” You say, frowning. “His eyebags are at his chin. i’ve never seen someone with such sunken eyes before, either..” You cross your arms over your suit jacket, tapping your foot.
“Would you rather that have been us?” He looked down at you, both of his hands in his pockets. He was wearing a suit—like always, but he usually doesn’t wear the jacket, and now that he is, you kind of wish he did. Made him look sexier.
“No…i’m just saying,” You sigh, as you shrug. You sneakily smirked at him as you remembered one thing from last night.
“You still taking me out to pay me back?”
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“I cant beleive of all places I couldve taken you, you asked to go to a club.” Nanami says, as he scoots a stool out for you, letting you sit. Ever the gentleman.
After making sure you were seated, he pulled out a chair for himself and sat down. “I mean, where else were you going to take me?” You retort, before you ask the bartender to give you the strongest fruity drink they have.
“I dont know… Maybe a nicer place.” He looks around at his surroundings, making sure that everything seemed okay to relax. After he calls over the bartender and orders an old-fashioned whiskey, he takes the jacket off, and It totally suits him.
“Like, a nicer place that serves steak or..?” You take a sip of the drink, and feel a wave of colors wash over your vision, and the taste of pineapples lingers on your tongue.
“A nicer place with a stricter dresscode,” He grumbles, as he catches a glimpse of a woman who’s top looks like a bra and a thong so high that he can feel the wedgie. You turn around to see where he was looking at with such disgust and start giggling. You order another one of those drinks, fully intending to get your money’s worth from Nanami. You take another long sip, as He finishes his whiskey, ordering another.
“Well, maybe next time, we can go somewhere fancier,” You say, shrugging happily as you order a third drink. Everything starts to look pretty and all the colors feel so nice around you. You down that one in a single sip and your body starts to rock back and forth.
Almost instinctively, Nanami gets up and holds your body upwards, afraid of you falling. He keeps a hand on your back and a hand on your stomach as he holds you. He looks at you with worry littered all over his face, and you take a glance upward at him.
“…you look so pretty like this, Nanami.” You say, a cheesy smile on your face. His eyes widened and his cheeks reddened, but he ignored the statement.
“Are you alright? I think you should stop drinking. Come, let me take you home,” He mumbled, as he used his hand to call over the bartender to pay for the drinks. His voice had a certain emotion to it—it was almost romantic, the way he cared for you. He turned his back for a second to get his coat, and slung it over his arms.
He held your hand as he guided you out of the club, calling a taxi over. Even when you two were waiting, he rubbed his hand on your back. As a taxi pulled up, he opened the door and let you get in first, then slid in.
He tells the driver your address, and then his. While you wonder why he knows it, you really don’t mind. You snuggle into his chest, smelling his woodsy cologne, and he doesn’t stop you.
“You must be so tired…” He says, as he strokes your hair. He adjusted his body a little so you could comfortably rest on him, although he was uncomfortable himself.
“You’re so comfortable…I always wonder why a man like you is single.” You mutter, letting your head comfortably rest on him as you fall asleep.
He sighs, and looks down at you.
“I wonder, too.”
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queercoshon · 3 months
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A Kept Play Thing Pt. 2
(You can read the whole story at once on my deviantart, feedtheboi)
Now the tray contains 6 breakfast sandwiches on vanilla glazed doughnuts instead of english muffins, enough hashbrowns to feed 4 people with no other sides, a container of strawberries with yogurt dip, and 2 milkshakes that you don't know are spiked. The pineapple coconut has 3 shots of rum and a shot of coconut liqueur, and the chocolate one is infused with THC.
You get to work right away. You suck down half the pineapple milkshake and 3 of the sandwiches in the blink of an eye, completely overwhelmed by the need to consume. You throw back more beer and use the carbonation to dislodge a string of heavy burps.
Now you are so drunk things sway a little. You giggle as you reach for the bong and miss it the first time before lighting up and taking a long draw. Olivia was so good at keeping it clean and freshly packed for you. You manage to grab the tin tray of hashbrowns and load them with ketchup and cheese curds. Then you turn what little attention you had to the TV that was constantly on, putting your eating on autopilot.
You mindlessly shovel loaded potato after potato into your mouth, sometimes taking a good drink of either milkshake, and of course more beer. Your head is sooo fuzzy and your body so warm. You feel like you were watching your body expand with every bite. You couldn't stop yourself from eating when in a trance like this.
You hit your first wall with maybe a fifth of the tray left. Your gut gurgles testily, absolutely stretched out and burbling with fatty foods and booze. Your upper belly juts out further than the bottom of your belly hang and is as hard as a rock under the inches of flab. Your breath hitches and your pray you didn't get hiccups. Those were painful at this stage.
You sit back and moan, rubbing your gut as gingerly as possible. In your state, it is not very gingerly. And this far gone, you can't help give it a few jostles to bounce it on your crotch. You gasp and automatically reach for a milkshake, finishing off the chocolate flavour entirely.
Now you're so inebriated you feel like you phase in and out of existence. The weight of your stomach pins you down, and all you can do is stare at the ceiling, glassy-eyed and drooling a little. Your hands keep working at your flabby gut, releasing belches that just fall from your mouth.
Some amount of time passes, you have no idea how much, and you start to come back to earth a little. You look back at your tray and light another hit of your bong. Your mouth should never be idle.
You look at another beer, but the thought of it makes your belly flip, so you suck back almost all of the last milkshake. A new round of drunk washes over you, and you start working through those sandwiches and strawberries.
Now you're much sloppier. You have to really focus on getting the next bites into your mouth. Some yogurt dip ends up on your face, but it's impressive you can even you can coordinate picking up the strawberry, dipping it, and bringing your hand to your mouth at all.
You get through all of the strawberries, the last of the milkshake, the rest of the potatoes, and 2 of the sandwiches. One sandwich left.
You feel like you can hear your stomach creaking now. Every breath is a struggle. Every burp and drunken hiccup makes you fear vomiting everything back up. Sweat drips down your forehead, and you find you can't lean forward to get the last sickly sweet sandwich. Once again, you are pinned to your spot.
Your eyes feel swollen they're so dry, and cottonmouth is taking over with the milkshakes gone. You only have beer left, but you're so drunk your chin has started falling to your fat chest if you stop focusing on keeping your head up. Your overburdened body feels so light and so heavy at the same time. You try several times to reach for the beer, but you can't lift your arm much higher than the crest of your belly before you lose control and it falls back down. You are truly gone. Stoned out of your mind, too drunk to form a coherent thought, and so stuffed one wrong move could make you burst. Completely helpless.
It can't have been more than five minutes of suffering in your semi-catatonic state when you somehow register the click of the front door. Like a summoned angel, Olivia has arrived in your time of need.
You can't look up without the world spinning, but you know she's entered the room by the sound of her chuckle.
"Oh, piggy. You were so close. A little bit too full?"
You let out a rumbling burp in response.
She starts dragging her nails over your taut flesh, and it's like sparks dance across your skin. You try to hold back a high-pitched gasp, but it's jostled out of you along with several burps as Olivia adds pressure to your gut. You devolve into pained and desperate moans burps and hiccups, making all of your fat jiggle constantly.
"So tell me, baby, why is there food left?" She plants kisses on your belly, and the feeling lingers on your skin, making every nerve jolt awake. You can barely think as it is, and now she expects a verbal answer.
"I -hic- couldnn reachit -hicURP-" your chin lulls back down, and your hiccups start in earnest. Your gut moves as one giant orb now, bouncing on your crotch. Had you tried, you would have realised this was the first time you couldn't reach around your belly to get off.
Her eyes glint as she kisses up your many necks and flicks a nipple, making you gasp and throb.
"Oh? Did piggy get beached? Did I put it too far away?"
You try to nod, but you get one head motion before it falls back down. Fuck you are so drunk your body won't follow any direction at all.
"I'll put it closer to you next time. Now, let's get the rest of this in you." Olivia shoves the last sandwich in your mouth as you once again fire off a burp. You're taken completely by surprise, and while your body won't obey you, it will certainly obey her, so you take a massive bite and swallow. Your moans and grumbles of weak protest are silenced by another bite.
It takes about ten minutes, but she gets the rest of the sandwich in your mouth. You pant, hiccup, and burp, a cacophony of hedonistic indulgence.
Olivia straddles one of your meaty thighs and begins to rub your belly in earnest, but letting her hands wander to whatever fold of fat she felt like fondling.
"You've been such a good piggy today. Look at you. Completely stuck. You could burst." She lifts your chin up to meet her gaze, and her eyes are dark. "How do you feel, pig?"
She wants you to answer verbally. Your slurring and struggling is enough to make her start dripping. Right now you don't know if you can form even a full word.
Her nails dig into your stomach and you wince.
"Answer me."
You moan and try. "I'm sho -hic- full, Liv. It -burrp Hic- hurts to -hic- breave." You belch and she drops your chins. As your head falls to the side, she becomes ravenous, and suddenly her rubs, grabs, and kisses get desperate.
"You're such a desperate hog. Always gorging. You haven't been sober since the day you moved in."
Her tongue traces along your purple hued stretch marks, and she grabs your love handles and shakes, making your entire body wobble. Your gut slaps your thighs and crotch, and you see stars.
"Liv, -UUrapp- pleash -hic-"
She rubs your fat chest, her eyes glinting. "What do you want, pet?"
"I want...-hic- mae me huuge. Just a -hUrrp- ball... urr plaything."
Olivia moans and grinds down on your meaty leg, pressing her lithe body into your pillowy excess. Every movement is shaking burps out of you. Heat pulses from your crotch, to your finger tips and toes, to the tip of your head and back of your eyes, to the center of your beyond aching gut.
"Fuuu...me"
She breathes in your ear and her hands work down your flab. "What was that, pig?"
"Mmmm, fuck -urrrp- fuck me!"
Finally, she obliges.
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ressjeon · 1 year
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storge: painting | myg
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summary: you're busy preparing something for your one-two arguably little ones without thinking they'll do the same to you
rating: pg | word count: 0.8k
genre/au: slice of life, domestic!au, family!au
content: dad yoongles 🥺 and cute stuff (what is happening to me)
a/n: happy 30th birthday to the loml yoongi! finally posting a dilf drabble for him and posted on time. i suddenly wrote this out of nowhere after seeing some clips from the RUN episode last year because he's just a husband material oml i couldn't help it >.<
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The smile hasn’t left your lips when you hear the bickering at a distance. 
You’re currently approaching the door right at the corner, carrying a tray of snacks and a pitcher to where the source of the noise is from. You knock as soon as you reach the door but they couldn’t seem to hear it because when you opened the door, your daughter and husband are still arguing in front of a canvas on the floor.
More like your baby girl complaining while Yoongi is purposefully being stubborn to tease her.
"daddy, come on, it's pretty easy" your toddler huffs as she tugs on Yoongi's rolled-up sleeve. Your husband’s wearing a yellow suede shirt, paired with a white one underneath that made you mildly concerned about getting dirty until he reassured you that he’d be careful. He’s wearing a long dark green canvas apron but even if it gets messy later on, he’d never mind so long as it makes his little girl happy. 
Your daughter’s little eyebrows are still scrunched together as she stares at her father's canvas. She seems to want him to paint a similar picture as hers, with bright colours closely depicting a flower garden. Your heart melts at what you’re seeing, Yoongi watching your daughter fondly while she tries to teach him how to paint like her.
The art supplies scattered around the covered floor that they're both on just add how beautiful what you’re looking at is. And now you know what to paint on your canvas.
You have to carefully mind your steps until you reach the table so you can place the snack tray you’re carrying.
It’s the weekend and you’re both thankfully off from work, allowing you and Yoongi to have a bonding time with your daughter. Every week, you let her pick on what activity you’re all doing as a family and this time its painting.   
"he's too lazy, mommy!" your daughter accuses, finger pointing at her father while holding a mini paint brush with her other hand. She’s pertaining to the plain hues of colour that Yoongi has been painting so far and it made you giggle. You approach his sitting form to see his progress so far. 
"not bad yoongs" you stare at his canvas of greys and blues with a teasing lilt in your tone making Yoongi pout.
"can you see my ruthless brush strokes? my plan was to only paint whatever comes to mind" he complains, lips puckering at your comment and it makes you laugh even more. 
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"okay, break time for now" you called, unloading the snacks and a pitcher of pineapple juice. Your daughter immediately drops her brush and excitedly approaches you, having you remind her to be careful not to step on anything.
You handed her a glass of juice and a small slice of pajeon. 
"thank you mommy"
“ask daddy to get his share”
She hesitates a bit before calling for her Dad in which Yoongi replies with “i’m almost done baby”. 
He's getting lost in what he's doing again, similar to when he's working that you often have to remind him to get breaks.
“the hotteok’s gonna get cold Yoongi'' you playfully scold him, aware that he usually prefers to eat it quickly while it’s hot.
This got his attention and he eventually stands up, following his daughter to where you’re currently sitting. He grabs a bite and takes one fish-shaped bread after, humming when he tastes the red bean inside it. Of course, you have to make two flavours since he prefers that flavour while your daughter loves the custard cream filling like you do.
You help your daughter sit in her chair and move towards Yoongi next, bringing up his left arm to take off the hair tie from his wrist. He raises a brow at you, munching another piece of hotteok. 
“you’ve been moving your bangs a lot earlier, don’t want any paint on them” you smile, gathering his hair and pulling it back before securing it with the hair tie you’re holding. Yoongi's hair has been very luscious since he started growing it, and you've been doing your best to keep the scissors away.
However, you’re starting to regret doing so and your husband seems to notice it. Yoongi knows how you love his man bun, that little quirk of his lips stayed the entire time until he finished his glass of juice. 
He stands up to grab his apron to finish his own canvas, ignoring your flustered reaction. 
“mommy, come” your daughter breaks your reverie when her tiny hands reach for yours, dragging you to the empty canvas on her left side.
They've both gone quiet and are now focusing on their own canvases so you decide to do the same. You sat down and stare blankly at the canvas, forgetting what you wanted to paint when suddenly you feel strong arms caging you from behind.
Only then do you notice the paint streaks on your daughter's face, who's grinning widely while holding her small wood palette in her hand, fingers coated with paint as they reach out to your cheeks.
“your turn” Yoongi whispers beside you with his gummy smile, giving you a quick peck on the cheek before applying his paint-coated fingers to your other cheek.
In the end, you never get to paint anything on your canvas.
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cherizzx · 21 days
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My Perfect
L x Chubby Reader
A.N: ( See even though im like late I STILL POSTED! im on like grind yall but, this man so fine I'm like i must write my deepest soul wrenching words about him)
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I'm not perfect.
That's it. I tried every day as a kid to be perfect; pretty hair, small frame, soft voice everything to look desirable to others I tried to be. In high school I needed to be bold, thicker but not too thick, tall but too tall; never speak overly passionate it was a turn off, don't wear too much makeup it's like I'm a slut, and never can venture out and find a comfortable look for me. I never let the girl inside eat.
I wasn't berated though? Yes, I got stares when I wore something sitting and people saw my stomach, like yes mothafucka I got a stomach y'all thought it was a huge ass pot in my shirt? Yes, I did get the ' I'm sO cOnFideNt!' talk when I ate something like fruit, who doesn't like pineapple? When shopping I had looks of could I fit this or that and nobody ever comforted me when I would cry about not fitting jeans.
I was never perfect. But he never cared.
*Back to when Light didn't find the Death Note yet*
Log In: June 23, 2017
" What are you having for lunch?" was asked by my closest coworker, Maria she and I was friends since our college days when cramming information about law, statistics, and for some reason Shakespeare; we were forever. I turned to her in this damn rolling chair that was obviously not made for a girl with that thang back there, I mean why is half my leg practically on the floor? I thought about it for a second.
" I could go for quick burger, what about you?
" That's fine! Also did you finish your report? I didn't even get to..." I just stared at her though my head in space, Maria turned to see what I'm looking at and she saw a strange man walking inside the room.
" Um...I don't think he works here?"
" Is this when we got to fight for our lives? I don't have no weapon."
The man tall, dark unruly hair not curly though it looks like a one of those emo people from the 2000's like my chemical romance vibes, he has a homeless man look on him...its kind of sexy thought but, he doesn't work here?
We watch him while towards us and goes to the head manager cubicle that two rows ahead of us. We look at each other and look down acting like we're working but, we really being nosy. We hear only indicant chatter and the strange man's voice, his name is Riuzaki? Or Rukai? I don't know and our manager asked again, and he ignored the question and started talking about something different. Kind of rude but, with the way our manager is I'd do the same; Maria looks at me and looks at the time and tells me it our lunch break so, we both get up and I make sure to push down my jacket a habit I did as a teen to look slimmer, we walk out and down the little pathway to the front of the office when we get close to the strange man I turn my head down, his eyes immediately traced to me and he stared at me and he turned, kind of weird his eye contact was intense!
We walked over to the company lunch places inside it's a tiny burger spot filled with American dishes; we haven't really eaten there so we decided to try it out since it was also raining. Maria order first, a chicken salad with extra chicken and cheese with a large drink and dessert then it's me, a cheeseburger with fries and a large drink with a cookie; we wait a bit and sat down at a two-seat table and we talk about the sight we just saw.
" I wonder if he's trying to get a job here? "
" For what though? we ain't got nothing available yet."
" What if they fired somebody!? I heard but I didn't hear from department C that somebody was overusing company resources and they got let go."
" Omg, who?" Maria was going to say but we hear a buzz, and our food was ready we grabbed a tray and the person who gave us our orders gives me a look, ya'know the look of ' Breaking that diet huh?' Its common but still is annoying so I mean mug him back and he backs off. Sitting down we talk about our topics of choice like vacations, fashion trends, the latest news when the man from earlier comes down; didn't even see him till he pulled up a chair beside me and stared. Like what?
" Oh, Hello!" I introduced myself and Maria does the same, but how says nothing and stared at me.
" Are you going to eat that?" He points at a strawberry cookie I got, I look and shake my head "no' even though I was saving it I give it to him and smiled. He takes it and thanks me and then turned to Maria and asked how she feels about the company. Now, Maria is a sweet girl but, if she can't say her opinion without lying so she tries to say it's wonderful but, he caught on.
" Don't lie. I'm not going to do anything."
" Oh! but I'm not! really it's a won-"
" Your eyes turned up, when some people lie, they eyes turn up to think of somethings. Your hands turned over into a clasped position saying you're more of nervous than calm when I asked."
She's shocked and so am I, he takes a bite of the cookie and then looks at me to which I look away and he stares at me; deep black eyes pierced into, and I just look away because if I looked back what if he jumps me and I gotta kick and scream like that would be so embarrassing!
" Are you nervous?
" No, never"
" Hm...You look uncomfortable" He continued eating and I looked at Maria with a head tilt.
" So, what's making me uncomfortable."
" Your clothes, your shoes are hurting your feet by the way you walked quickly, and you have the heels of them off" He responded quickly, and I was shocked I mean he didn't lie. I just look and Maria excused her and mouthed ' Whoop his ass' and went to the bathroom, so now it's just us. We look at each other and I just shook my head and began eating again. He just looks at me and then turns his body towards me completely.
" What?"
" Do you like your position here?"
If I had the choice between working here and $20, I would pick $20 and a bag of skittles, it has it benefits from time to time but it not worth the headaches and long hours and I tell him just that. He hums and says nobody ever been that honest and I could care less, I listen and eat when he asked another question.
" If you're really don't like how you look why don't you change it"
It wasn't even a question it was like a statement like he knew, he knew from when he stared at me, he watched me. I look at him shocked and I just chuckled and threw the rest of my food away and left, texting Maria that I got sick. Walking away I see him get up and follow me, so ignored him; he just walked beside me and just looks either at me or around him hunched over like he finna throw up. Like what compells somebody to say that? Did he think I'm the one to try to play around with thing you'll get a good joke ooutta me? I should've shoved that damn drink up his stuck up ugy big headed-
" Your mumbling"
"...ok"
" If what I said made you mad just say it"
" If I did I'll go to jail for man slaughter."
He just chuckled, even though I'm pissed he sounded a little smexyyy but, I'll still beat his ass. I keep walking towards the parking lot, and he grabbed my arm asking can he be honest.
" I mean if back there wasn't honest I don't know what is"
He just stared (he got a staring problem) and began talking about how he meant that he saw me adjusting my jacket a habit he saw a lot of girls do when they want to look slimmer, then he saw the look his manger gave us me when I walked past, he said it was in utter disgust. As he went on all the insecurities from the past came again the girl inside of me just began to show, I looked at him blank, my hands started to sweat, my thoughts ran through me like a train, and I couldn't hold it anymore as a sob slipped through like butter from my mouth. I wiped my face and took a deep breath.
" Being a girl in Japan is hard, being black in Japan is harder, being a fat girl and black in Japan is like a war zone every day in my mind. From stares, to the so called ' complements', to everything inside growing out of me is like a constant war zone. Having men look at me like a 3rd class citizen is the problem, having girls treat me like I'm beneath them was the problem and no one had a problem with it."
" But who could care? It's not like I can change what they say with the attitude they expect from a black girl. I'm not perfect but, they wanted me to be and how am I going to achieve that? Huh?"
I stopped for one second and he just said nothing, all the bottled-up feelings I've had just overwhelmed me and I overshared.
" I think your perfect"
" Lying is a sin ya'know"
" Then good I'm an atheist. Your look is perfect."
How can somebody look perfect? With a body like this, my skin to people in this country are like a permanent plague, and my hair is just a warning to them on its own. I am not perfect, but he thinks I am. He's trying to help me feel better and it's not going to work.
" If this is perfect then-'
" You're not going to believe something if you denie it so much."
This man says that beautiful is different to everyone, like what people grew up with which is skinny, fair skin, and cute people they think it's a standard and everyone that's not all three of those traits are ugly. He said the way I feel is how he felt as a child he was never built manly, he was always so small and skinny people thought he was sick. It never bothered him; he seemed wiser as a kid then the whole world at its years; I couldn't even disagree with any statements I always found how people views change when they see unique things or common things and associate them with ugliness or beauty.
" For a homeless man your very smart"
"...I'm not homeless."
" Oh...then why you dress like you've seen a clothing store in life."
" I have seen a clothing store. I just don't see the appeal of dressing up."
He's an emo hippie. But nevertheless, I just listen and make my own few points. We continued walking and he stops me again.
" What's your name?"
" Reader Last Name, and your?
" Call me L"
' Hello L"
" Hello Reader"
Now we walk in comfortable silence, by the time I'm by the garage L asked for my number, his contact now ' Emo Hippie' and mines?
'My Perfect'
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A.N: ( i finshed! I love this one because i feel this irl about my body type but, i got over it and it's kind of hard to write L's dialogue without making him sound rude because he's only nonchalant. But, let me know if you like it!
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furby-junkie · 1 month
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Wave 3 Furblets Confirmed!
Thank you SO MUCH to @ssm0770 for finding and sharing a document containing product names, from a French Hasbro website! (archived link)
Wave 2
5010996284495 FURBY FUR FURBLET STAR REE
5010996284471 FURBY FUR FURBLET MER MAY
5010996284457 FURBY FUR FURBLET PAR TAY
5010996284532 FURBY FUR FURBLET DAH TEE
The other two unrevealed Furblets meant to be a part of this wave could be Greenie Meanie and May-May (unless they're going to be different; Idk).
Wave 3
Wave 1 and 2 consist of 6 Furblets, but the document reveals the names of seven other Furblets. SSM0770 mentioned Sno-Way is a seasonal Furblet (the document mentions a pack of two seasonal Furblets, and the existence of a spring Furblet, so Sno-Way could be considered separate from wave 3? Don’t know for sure if Sno-Way is included in that pack). None of the names listed below are mentioned on Entertainment Earth's website for wave 2.
5010996284778 FURBY FUR FURBLET BUB LEE
5010996284754 FURBY FUR FURBLET GROO VEE
5010996284730 FURBY FUR FURBLET TOO KOO
5010996288899 FURBY FUR FURBLET REE MIX
5010996288448 FURBY FUR FURBLET HOO LAH
5010996288424 FURBY FUR FURBLET LOO LAY
Other Furblet listings
5010996291288 FURBY FUR FURBLET SSNL SPRING
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differenteagletragedy · 5 months
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Did I write a smutty little Derek story based entirely on this moment in Step 3 after you flirt with him and tell him he's probably super toned?
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Yes, I did, and I'm not sorry about it.
This is smut-lite, I'd say, a little racier than the similar-ish Baxter fic I wrote but nothing super crazy. It also may be OOC for Derek but give the man something, OK.
If someone had asked you when you were 13 who you saw yourself with in the future, without a doubt you would have answered "Derek Suarez." He was the boy you were going to marry. There was no doubt in your mind.
Back then, you liked him so much it hurt. Sometimes he'd say and do things that made you think he might feel the same way, but he never said anything. Well, he did ask you to marry him, but only if you were both single in 10 years. And when you tried to point out that if you liked each other, maybe you could just start dating now, he shut it down so fast that you were forced to accept that your crush must have been one-sided.
That was five years ago. A lot had changed since then -- you were still friends with Derek and you definitely still had a soft spot for him, but it had been a long time since you'd realized he didn't return your affections. You'd long since stopped hoping for anything to happen with him.
But during a call towards the end of summer, just before he was leaving for college, he made a remark. Just one little comment, nothing even particularly notable, at least not to the casual observer.
After that, it was on.
During your chat, you'd exchanged updates on how your summers had been going, and you made some offhanded comment about how much more toned he must be after all the training you knew he'd been doing to get ready for college. It was flirty, sure, but nothing crazy.
His response was what had surprised you. He had flirted back.
You could still hear it. His voice had gone low and quiet as he confirmed that he was even more toned that he was the last time you'd seen him, and then, with a smirk instead of his trademark wide smile, he'd said "I hope you can see it in person sometime."
It wasn't likely -- whether it was because of his busy schedule or just by his own design, he was rarely free for a visit. But because he was leaving so soon, Cove had begged and pleaded with him to come to Sunset Bird for one last beach day before adulthood officially began, and he'd agreed.
That's how you found yourself sitting on the shore between your two best friends, holding a fruit tray on your lap as they steadily demolished it.
"What are we going to do next?" Derek asked, grabbing another piece of pineapple. "We already hit up the playground and the grocery store, now we're eating fruit on the beach."
It was a Nostalgia Day -- the three of you were doing things you'd done during that first summer together.
"I don't think we have time to go to the mall," Cove said. "I'll have to be at work before we would get back."
"I think that knocks the pool at Derek's apartment building out too," you said.
"We did pick up the lemons and water balloons," Derek offered. "We'll definitely have time for that."
You and Cove nodded in agreement. You spent the next half hour or so picking at the fruit tray, talking about what was ahead for each of you, then decided it was time for the next activity.
The lemonade was made in Cove's kitchen just as it had been five years before -- except with no knife wounds. It tasted as sweet as it did then, and when you were done with your glasses Cove went back into the house and came out with an empty laundry basket.
"Let's load it up," he said, his tone turning serious.
You and Derek worked together filling the water balloons, and Cove placed them safely in the basket. When you'd made enough to fill it, you carried it out to the street. The three of you stood around it, looking at each other.
Just as you were about to suggest some terms for the battle, Cove struck. He quickly stuck his hand into the basket, pulled out a balloon and hurled it at Derek.
When you were 13, Cove's strategy was to stay by the ammunition, not caring if he got hit so long as he had easy access to hit others, and it hadn't changed. You and Derek grabbed your own balloons as you could, darting away from Cove, but in the end, there was a clear winner, and the sopping wet clothes you and Derek wore were proof.
"No mercy, huh, Cove?" Derek asked. Nonchalantly, he pulled his shirt over his head and wrung it out on the street.
You tried not to stare, but you didn't exactly succeed. Feeling your eyes on him, he turned to you, starting to say something, but he stopped. Your own shirt was soaked and clung to your chest -- it was his turn to stare. He let himself look for just a second before he turned away.
He and Cove started picking up the little broken pieces of the balloons that littered the street, and you joined them. By the time everything was said and done, Cove announced that it was time for him to get ready for work. He gave Derek a hug -- his friend would be leaving soon, and he knew this was goodbye for a while.
Cove retreated inside his house, and Derek looked to you, smiling.
"We can keep hanging out if you want," you told him. "I don't have anything to do."
"Me neither," he replied. "Or at least nothing I would like to do more."
You'd had enough outdoor fun for the day, so you decided to hang out in your room, another familiar activity from back when you were younger. This time, you were in a different room, having taken over Liz's bigger one after she left for school herself, and Derek looked around as you went to your closet to pull out a new shirt.
"Don't turn around," you told him, seeing his back was to you as he looked at the photos on your wall. He gave you a thumbs up, and you quickly switched your wet shirt for a dry one.
When you were done, you went to stand beside him and looked at him, then to your wall. His eyes, you could tell, were on one specific picture: one your moms had took of the two of you at the summer soiree.
"We were so little," you told him, trying to focus on the photo and not the warmth that was radiating off his body, so close to yours. He still hadn't put his shirt back on, and you were trying not to think about that either.
"I know," he said. "It was the perfect night. I thought my little 13-year-old heart would explode."
"What do you mean?"
"It was life or death, remember?" he asked. You did -- he had said that that night.
"My very first date, a fancy party with you," he said wistfully. "I wish I could go back and tell myself how good I had it then."
You studied his face then, determined to figure out what he was getting at. He had a similar kind of tone that he'd had during that flirty conversation on the phone the week before, but there was something else there too. Something deeper.
He turned to face you then, moving his body to face you as well. You mirrored him, and you stood close together, neither of you saying anything.
"I really did, you know?" Derek said finally. "Have it good, I mean. I got to spend so much time with you."
"Growing up is hard," you shrugged, trying to keep your cool. "Things get busy."
"I shouldn't have let it get so busy that I stopped being so close to you."
Taking a steadying breath, you said, "We're close now."
He looked at you for a bit, and you could practically see a war going on in his mind. You imagined him imagining what you meant, what he thought was right, what you could do together here in your room while you were home alone. What he needed and what he thought he deserved.
It was tough to see him battling with himself. He'd been doing it for years, and you wanted to help him stop, if only for a little bit.
You raised a hand that you hoped didn't look as shaky as it felt and placed it on his shoulder. His muscles tensed under your touch. He looked down at your hand there, then to your face. You weren't sure how to tell him that it was ok, that he could be with you if he wanted, so you tried to convey the message with your eyes.
His flirty tone that had been on your mind all week couldn't have possibly been from this man that stood in front of you. Over the phone he's been assertive, forward, but now that you were actually in front of each other he couldn't make a move.
"Derek?" you prompted, stroking a thumb over his shoulder.
He inhaled deeply, then stiffly brought his hands up to your waist. He gripped you, testing the waters a bit, and you stepped closer to him and placed your other hand on the back of his neck.
"We are," he said. "Close now."
With a painful slowness, he brought his mouth closer to yours. He paused then, bringing his eyes from your lips to see if you were all right. You nodded, and he leaned the rest of the way in.
His kiss was, as you'd imagined, soft and gentle, like he was. It was careful and unassuming, and so sweet. You enjoyed it for a moment, taking in the fact that you were actually, finally kissing him. You pressed it into your memory.
But then you wanted more.
You pulled him in closer, deepening the kiss, and as timid as he was about this, he readily responded. His hands dipped a little lower, the tips of his fingers grazing over the curve of your hips before he moved them back up. With a little grunt of protest against his lips, you grabbed his hands and placed them where they'd wanted to go.
He laughed, and while normally you would delight in the sound, it wasn't what you were going for now, so you caught his lips in another kiss.
Slowly, he loosed up a little. He had more fun with kissing you, exploring your mouth for the first time. His hands freely roamed along your hips, down to your thighs and around to your back. A moan slipped from your mouth to his, and he pulled back.
"Is this ok?" he asked.
"Yeah. Is it ok with you?"
He smiled, placing another kiss on your forehead, and said, "I'm managing."
At some point, he slid his hands under the the bottom hem of your shirt, caressing the bare skin there. Figuring that it wasn't fair that he was the only one without a shirt, you hastily threw yours over your head and off to the side. It was his turn to moan.
Figuring that being the initiator here had played in your favor so far, you eventually started leading him over to your bed. You sat first, pulling him down with you, then you laid down on your back, hoping he'd fall into place.
With an ease that made you proud, he gently grabbed one of your knees and pulled it to the side so he could fit between your legs. He lowered himself down over you, letting your bodies touch while he still held his weight up himself. Instead of going back to your mouth, he trailed kisses all along your neck, across your collarbone and slowly -- always slowly, giving you plenty of room to pull back if you wanted -- down your chest.
You thought about how much you'd thought about having him here, exactly like this. It was better than you'd imagined, but of course it was -- actually being able to feel his warmth, see the sparkle in his pretty green eyes whenever he took a second to look up at you wasn't something you could duplicate in your dreams.
Then an unwelcome thought came -- he'd be leaving soon. In a matter of days, he'd be gone and who knows exactly when he'd come back, or when you'd get a chance to be like this again? Or if you ever would get the chance?
The thought made you a bit desperate, and you raised your hips to connect with his. His hands, which had been holding onto your hips as he kissed his way down your stomach, clenched. His breath was shallow against your skin.
"You would tell me if you wanted to stop, right?" he asked, almost bashfully. You assured him that you would, of course you would, and added, a bit bashful yourself, that you were a long ways from wanting to stop.
He slid his fingers just under the waistband of your shorts and looked up at you, wanting to be certain before he proceeded. Once again, you nodded, and he stripped you down to your underwear.
"I never thought this would happen," he murmured, coming back up to your lips. Between kisses, he said, "I wanted this for so long. Is that weird to say?"
"No," you said, "I have too. So if it's weird then at least we're both weird."
"I can live with that."
His hand started roaming again, but this time he found his way into your underwear and got to work.
As your sighs and groans grew louder and more frequent, so did his, although you weren't touching him, not yet. He kept kissing your cheek, your jawline, your temple -- anywhere he could get as he focused on moving his hand in the ways that seemed to please you most. You gripped onto his arm to steady yourself, feeling your release coming, and before he could misinterpret it you told him, "Please don't stop."
The gentleman that he was, he obliged.
When you were done -- when he was sure you were done -- he dragged his hand back up your body, confident enough now to touch you wherever he wanted. But, you'd decided, it was his turn. You nudged his shoulder, guiding him to lie down, then sat up and started pulling on his gym shorts. You took a page out of his book, going slow enough so he'd have time to tell you if he wanted you to stop.
Instead, he said, "You don't have to."
"I want to," you told him. "Is that ok?"
He thought about it, then nodded, shy again. But when you slid down his shorts, his underwear with them, and took him in your hand, the shyness was gone.
You knew Derek, and you know that he very rarely indulged himself. He always took care of everyone else and got uneasy when anyone tried to do the same for him. So you took your time.
Thankfully, he seemed to enjoy himself immensely. As you moved your hand, you started talking to him a low voice not unlike the one he'd used in that phone call that started all of this. You told him how good he was, how beautiful, as soon as a compliment popped in your head you showered it down on him, and it was impossible to come up short with words of praise when it came to him. His cheeks became as flushed as his chest, he was grunting and gasping and jerking, but when you moved to put your mouth over him, he put a firm hand on your shoulder.
"No," he said. "Don't, I didn't do that for you."
"It's not a contest," you told him with a laugh.
"Maybe not. But if it is, I want to win."
You hummed in thought, rubbing your free hand down his thigh, and after he was done with that particular moan, you said, "What if this is just the second quarter? Not even to halftime yet, plenty of chances to take the lead."
He grinned. "I can work with that, I think."
After he had finished ... well, it didn't seem like he was finished. With a passion he didn't have before, he pushed you back down to the bed and kissed you hard. His hand found its way back to your underwear, and this time you quickly took them off before letting him wrap you in his arms and pull you tight against him.
He was making the sweetest sounds, and you were breathless as he put his hand between your legs again. This time he was working quicker -- he was a fast learner. You felt him against your thigh, getting hard again already, and you found yourself trying to remember where you'd put those condoms your moms had given you, "just in case."
Before you could place them, there was a flurry of noise downstairs. Your family was home, and they weren't being quiet about it.
Derek froze and looked at you, starting to panic. Understanding that things couldn't go as far as you wanted them to put not willing to be done just yet, you started rocking your hips against his hand. He buried his face in the crook of your neck to hide the noise that move had brought out of him.
Once again, he brought you to climax, and it was your turn to muffle your cries again him. When your breathing slowed, he gave you a slow, easy kiss, then said, "We better get dressed."
You moaned, but it wasn't as fun as when you'd done it earlier.
"Come on," he said, giving you another peck before hopping out of your bed. "I'm not about to be caught in your room naked."
You watched as he quickly got dressed, and you felt his eyes on you as you did the same. Before, he wouldn't have dared to check you out like this. Now he was drinking it in shamelessly.
When you were both presentable, you saw his smile fade a bit. You raised your eyebrows, and he said, "I wish this wasn't over. I wish we had more time."
You could tell he wasn't just talking about this afternoon.
"Well, just remember what I said," you told him, stepping closer and gripping his arms for the pep talk. "This is halftime. The game's not over yet."
He smirked at your attempt at a sports metaphor, then surprised you by moving a hand down to squeeze your ass.
"Oh, it's not over by a long shot."
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fanficimagery · 2 years
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Welcome to the Party
Imagine being Steve Harrington's sister and catching the eye of the new guy who wants to dethrone your brother.
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Words: 5.6K Author's Note: So I did a rewatch of ST and I forgot how much of a dick Steve was before he realized the error of his ways. And Jonathan snappin' those pictures really was a creep move. So this is a ST!AU where my boys aren't cringe or douchey. Also timeline? What timeline? Things in ST happen way too fast. We're gonna take this one day at a time.
Nothing interesting ever happened in Hawkins- not counting what went down with Will Byers, the Hawkins Lab, or the fact that monsters and little girls with supernatural abilities existed- so when a new family moves to town, you hear all about it.
Thanks to your parents' nosy ways, you know all about Neil Hargrove and his new wife Susan, his teenage son Billy and her younger teenage daughter Maxine. No one knows why a family from California would move to a place like Hawkins, Indiana, but no one is brave enough to question it.
The newbies don't show up to school on Monday, but on Tuesday at Hawkins High, the only thing anyone can talk about during your first two class periods is the Californian babe who rolled up in a roaring Chevrolet Camaro earlier that morning. And by your third class period, you're more than ready for a nap in order to drown out all the incessant giggling.
"You can go ahead and take a seat by YN. YN, please raise your hand." You hear the words, but you don't really register them. Not until the voice is snapping at you. "YN!"
"What!?"
The classroom giggles as you scowl at the teacher, mood souring at your near nap being interrupted. "I said to please raise your hand so that Mr. Hargrove can see where he's supposed to sit."
"I'm pretty sure with the two of us holding this conversation, Mr. Hargrove knows exactly who I am and knows where to sit now. Holding up my hand is redundant."
Crossing your arms over your desktop once more, you lay your head down and hope there are no more interruptions during the class period.
"Someone's not a mid-morning person." If the voice hadn't tipped you off to this being the new guy, then him speaking to you surely did because your regular classmates knew enough to leave you be. When you crack open an eye, he smirks. "Name's Billy."
"YN. Now shh. I'm not tolerable until after lunch."
You can practically feel the new guy staring at you, so you turn your head the other way and listen with half an ear to make sure you're not missing anything important in class. The teacher drones on and on, putting on a video halfway and passing out sheets of paper that you're to answer while watching. So groaning, you sit back up and complete your class work.
"Hey," Billy utters. "What'd you get for number six? I didn't catch it."
You sign your name on top of your paper and hold it out for him. "You can copy the rest if you take my paper up there with yours so I don't have to get up."
"Done."
As soon as Billy has your paper in hand and starts copying your answers, you lay your head back down and hope to catch a few minutes of shut eye. Instead, you're unable to sleep so you listen to the other females sitting closest to Billy attempt to flirt with him.
Then when the bell rings, you leave without so much as sparing him another glance.
You have to endure another full class period before it's time for lunch, and then with a full lunch tray you make your way to the table that now consists of Steve, Nancy and Jonathan. Steve is the only one who acknowledges your presence, grunting a greeting to which you nod at before digging into your pizza and corn.
"So have any of you had a class with that douchebag from Cali?" Steve asks.
You shrug. "Third period."
"And?"
"And nothing. He's cute, but too cocky. Got him to take my work up to the front of the class so I could go back to sleep."
Nancy grins. "Anything for naptime, huh?"
"You know it."
Jonathan chuckles as you move on to eating your fruit cup, happily munching on the peaches and pineapples.
The rest of the school day passes without anything interesting happening, the only exception being when Billy called the female population of Hawkins High nothing but heifers. You had taken incredible offense to it, barking out a sharp hey! at him to which he merely smirked and amended his statement that most were heifers. You couldn't find it in yourself to disagree, shrugged, and continued on with your day.
The following school day, the day of Halloween, is about the same. Nothing interesting happens, Tina shoves a party invitation into your hands, Billy attempts to talk to you yet again, and then you discuss costume ideas with Steve and Nancy. They wanted to go as the couple from Risky Business and you wanted to go as bad girl Sandy from Grease since it was the simplest costume you could come up with on short notice.
So, after school you immediately head home to catch a nap before you have to wake up and get dressed.
By the time you, Steve and Nancy pull up to Tina's, the party is in full swing. Toilet paper hangs from the trees and is draped all over the bushes. Cans of beer and solo cups litter the front yard, and your peers stumble in and out of the house, even stumbling alongside the side of the house and spilling out into the backyard.
Dressed in skintight black pants and an off the shoulder black blouse that is also just as tight, you carefully weave in and out of the crowd in peep toe red heels. Your hair is curled to near perfection, and almost as soon as you enter the house Steve and Nancy break off to do their own thing.
Making an immediate beeline for the kitchen, you grab yourself a red solo cup and fill it with the spiked punch. You look around for a familiar face, for someone to talk to, but no one catches your interest. At least not until you hear a crowd chanting, counting loudly and excitedly which can only mean one thing- someone is about to beat your brother's keg stand record.
Walking towards the back door, you lean against the opened doorway as rowdy partygoers hold the legs of some guy. Then when they let him down, the cocky new record holder spews beer upward. "That's how you do it, Hawkins! Thats. How. You. Do. It!"
Billy Hargrove wears nothing but jeans and a leather jacket hanging off the shoulders of his glistening torso. He has a cigarette in hand, taking a drag from it just as his gaze lands on you. He changes his direction, leaving Tommy hanging and staring in confusion at his back.
"Congratulations, Keg King," you muse.
His eyes look you up and down, his tongue peeking out as he licks his lips. "You know I did some diggin' and found out some stuff."
"Oh yeah? And what did you find out?"
"That you're the princess of Hawkins High." You snort and take a sip of your drink. "Don't worry though, little Harrington. Your brother's been dethroned, and I have no need for a princess. A queen, however.."
"Ha!" You laugh. "Hate to be the bearer of bad news, Cali, but I'm not one of the girls in line to take a ride in your shiny Camaro."
"No, you're not, are you?" He looks you up and down again, taking a drag of his cigarette before he flicks it away. "So, what are you supposed to be?"
"Sandy Olsson. Grease."
"Never heard of it."
"No, you wouldn't have," you say. "You seem like the type of guy who makes out in the movie theater instead of actually enjoying the movie you paid to watch."
"What can I say? The chicks love me."
"I'm sure they do." You go to take another sip of your drink, only to realize the cup is empty. You frown down into it and Billy chuckles.
"Come on." He turns you around, facing the kitchen, and slings an arm around your shoulders. "Let's go get you a refill." Tucked under Billy's arm, you don't pay anyone any mind. You know there are glares directed at you, but you rather not deal with any drama. But just as you're entering the kitchen, Nancy is rushing out and Steve is chasing after her. You frown and make a move to follow, but Billy holds you back. "Na uh, princess. You're with me right now."
"But Steve-"
"-is a big boy. I'm pretty sure he can handle his girl."
You huff as you shrug off Billy's arm and serve yourself another cup of what your peers are saying is pure fuel. As Billy serves his own cup, you hop up on the kitchen counter. Billy takes a gulp from his cup as he stares at you and then boldly moves closer to you before positioning himself between your knees. You let your feet hook around so they catch on the back of his knees. "Careful, Cali, or your favorite heifers are gonna create a stampede out of a fit of anger."
One hand lands on your thigh as the other holds his drink. "I don't care about these small-town girls."
"No?" You arch an eyebrow at him. "You seem pretty interested in one of those small-town girls right now."
"Because in the two days I've been here, you're one of the few who hasn't twirled your hair or battled your gunked up eyelashes at me."
"Hey!" You playfully shove his shoulder. "My eyelashes don't have gunk on them."
"If you say so."
His boyish smile is almost enough to distract you from what's going on behind him.
Almost.
Steve is pushing through the crowd of costumed party goers, his expression a mixture of anger and hurt. You frown and, just as Billy turns to see what's caught your attention, you nudge him back to hurry after your brother.
Pushing through your peers, you break through the front door and stumble down the front sidewalk. "Steve?" You call out. You glance around the front yard, finding your brother at his car and fumbling with his keys to open the driver's door. "Steve!"
You try to hurry towards him, only for your brother to finally enter his car and start the engine, peeling away from the curb. You stand where his car was once parked, throwing your arms out at your sides in frustration.
"What happened?"
You glance over your shoulder to see Billy frowning as well. "Like I know." Then glancing over the front yard, you spot Jonathan helping a clearly drunk Nancy to his own car. Marching towards them, you ask, "What the hell's going on? Why'd Steve take off?"
Jonathan stares at you as if he's been caught red handed doing something he wasn't supposed to, and Nancy keeps mumbling the word bullshit over and over. "I-I don't know," he stammers. "I think they had a fight."
"The relationship is such bullshit," Nancy suddenly slurs. "Steve's bullshit."
Your body tenses at her words and then your eyes narrow as you take a step in Nancy's direction. Jonathan steps between you. "Come on, YN. Not now."
"What the fuck did she do?"
You try to step around him, only to have a hand grab onto your bicep. "Come on, little Harrington, she's wasted. Confront her tomorrow."
Jonathan is clearly surprised by Billy's interference and gives him a quick nod of gratitude. When you turn towards Billy, Jonathan takes that chance to quickly put Nancy into his car. "Do you need a ride?" You hear Jonathan ask.
"Not if she's in the car," you immediately reply when you glance back at him. He winces, but nods in understanding.
As Jonathan leaves, you turn towards Billy. He smirks. "Need a ride?"
"Ugh. Don't look so smug."
As the fight drains out of you, Billy slings an arm around your shoulders and starts to lead you towards his car. "Come on. This party blows anyway. Let's go grab a bite to eat somewhere."
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Billy Hargrove is taken by surprise with YN Harrington.
At first, he thought to get close to the girl to get on King Steve's nerve, but Halloween night went and threw a wrench into his plans. Believe it or not, he actually likes talking to the girl and likes her protectiveness over her brother. He didn't get to see just how protective she could be until the following day though, when Nancy Wheeler made the mistake of confronting the siblings, blaming Steve for her being late to school. Steve had scoffed, but YN was right there in Nancy's face, threatening the girl to get a better hold on her alcohol consumption and to fuck off with her better than thou attitude.
Both Steve and Nancy had been stunned, Billy watched from afar with a smirk, and the main topic at Hawkins High that day was how Steve Harrington broke up with Nancy Wheeler.
Billy still made it his mission to dethrone Steve, but he toned down the aggressiveness. Steve still thought him a raging douchebag, but he knew better than to tell YN who she could hang out with. And YN? Well, she didn't make it quite so easy on Billy either, threatening him and his car should he ever throw a single punch in her brother's direction.
For the most part the boys seemed to play it smart, picking on one another to see who would cave and throw the first punch. Unfortunately for them, neither seemed to want to piss off YN and kept their fists to themselves.
Which was odd for Billy because he never cared to get into a girl's good graces unless it was to get into her panties.
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Steve has done a lot of idiotic things in life- things that led to him getting his ass kicked which you greatly approved of- but him thinking he owes Nancy an apology after she called him and their relationship bullshit? Well, that was just the icing on the cake.
Somehow your brother got it into his head that he loved Nancy no matter, even getting her a bouquet of flowers to apologize with. He had tried recruiting you to help him with an apology speech, but you weren't having it and had him drop you off at the Palace Arcade to take your annoyance out on the joysticks and buttons.
You're on your last ship in Galaga, shooting the enemy ships and racking up quite the number of points when a hand slaps down on the screen. You gasp in surprise, the machine emits the telltale noises of your ship dying, and you groan. "Dude, what the hell!?" You follow the owner's hand up his arm and to the face of an amused Billy.
"So, you're a nerd too? My, my, little Harrington. You're full of surprises."
"Whatever." You release the joystick and move on, trying to find a new game to play. "So, what brings you here? This isn't your scene, Hargrove."
"Looking for my dipshit of a stepsister," he says. "Realized she wasn't home and if she isn't there when her mom or my dad get back, I'm gonna get the blame."
"Sorry, man, I haven't seen her."
"Didn't think you did." Billy follows after you, watching as you sigh at not finding anything worth your time and then taking a seat at a small table. He joins you. "Heard she ran around with a bunch of nerds and checked their houses. No one was home, so I came here as a last resort."
"Hmm. Yeah," you say. "I think I know who you're talking about. Those boys are obsessed because she beat their high scores on a few games, but I didn't think they were friends. She seemed kind of annoyed by them."
Billy sighs. "Do you know where they could be?"
"Nope." A look of frustration passes over his features, and you feel for him. "But I could possibly find out? Give me a lift to my house?"
"Yeah. Let's go."
You follow Billy outside to his car, barely having a moment to buckle up before his engine roars to life and his tires screech as the car carries you away to your destination. And since he had given you a ride home Halloween night, he already knew his way around Loch Nora and which house was yours.
Billy follows you inside your house without a word and up to your room without comment. You expect some sort of suggestive commentary when you catch him looking around your room, but nothing ever comes.
The commentary, however not suggestive, comes when he sees the radio you pull out from your bottom drawer. "You really are a nerd."
"Well, this nerd is trying to save your ass, so maybe be nice, yeah?" He grins as you pull the antenna up and click the radio on, then hold down the button. "Dustin, you there? Pick up, kid."
A few seconds pass, much too long for Billy who groans in annoyance. Static comes over the radio and then, "YN? What's going on?"
"Hargrove's driving all over town looking' for a little redhead. She, by chance, wouldn't be with you, would she?"
"Mad Max? Pft. No way."
"Dusty," you coo, "you know I don't like liars."
"Her brother's a raging douchebag! Why do you even talk to him?"
"Hey!" You bark back, coming to the defense of Billy when you see his gaze harden. "The people I decide to spend time with are none of your concern. Now have you seen the kid or not? She's in a shit load of trouble when her mom gets home and finds her missing."
The radio is silent for a little too long and you're about to radio in again when a female voice comes on. "Listen, can you just tell Billy that I'll be home later?"
"That little mother-"
You shake your head at Billy, cutting him off before you hold down the button once more. "Listen, kid, I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm pretty sure your stepdad isn't going to like that answer."
"H-Hey, YN?" The radio has apparently changed hands yet again, this time Steve speaking to you. "Forget the Hargrove family drama for a sec and get your butt down to the junkyard."
"What?"
"You're going to need to bring your bat as well. Henderson got a new pet, and it ate his family cat. He's pretty sure it's a baby demogorgon."
Steve's words make you freeze, mind temporarily blanking as screams from last year's trauma reverberate through your mind. You must have spaced out because Billy shakes you, pointing to the radio in your hands.
"Y-Yeah. Okay. I'll, uh, meet you guys there."
As soon as you're done with the radio, you push the antennae back down and toss the radio aside. You rush towards your closet, opening the door and bringing forth the wooden bat that has nails protruding from the end of it.
"Whoa, whoa. What the hell is going on?" Billy asks. "And what the hell is a baby demogorgon?"
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you," you say. You collect an empty backpack from your closet floor, moving around your room to toss in the radio, a flashlight, and two lighters.
"Try me." Billy says, blocking your doorway.
"Alright. Fine." You huff, standing your ground. "Alternate dimensions exist." Billy scoffs and you arch an eyebrow at him. "Hawkins Lab did experiments on kids and one of them escaped after she accidentally opened a portal to this terrifying dimension."
"Bullshit."
"Will Byers got abducted by a monster from this dimension, as did Barbara Holland, only Barabara didn't survive. There was a monster that we named the demogorgon that stood at least eight feet tall, razor-like talons, and its face opened up like a flower with rows upon rows of razor-sharp teeth. That kid that escaped from the lab- we called her Eleven because that was what was tattooed on her wrist- helped save Will and close the portal. Or so we thought because if Dustin really does have a baby demogorgon, we're fucked."
You're breathing a little too quickly after getting that out as quickly as you could and Billy frowns at you. "You're not bullshitting me right now?"
"Do I look like the type of person to bullshit you?" You ask in return. You pull on the straps of the backpack, gripping tight to the handle of your bat. "Now are you going to drive me to the junkyard or am I going to have to bike up there? In case you didn't pick up on it, I'm in a bit of a rush."
This time as you step towards the door, Billy steps out of your way. He rushes after you down the stairs, catching your elbow to lead you back to his car once you step foot outside. "I'm not sure I buy what you're selling, but if Max is where these kids are, I need to pick her up anyway."
You mutter a quiet thanks as you climb back into his car, your right leg immediately bouncing as your anxiety amps up. You direct him towards the junkyard, telling him where to park and that you'd have to walk the rest of the way there.
Trekking through the junk and abandoned vehicles, every little sound sets you on edge. The sun has just gone down, the darkness seems to press in all around you, and the pile of raw meat does nothing to soothe your worry. Billy, on the other hand, seems perfectly at ease puffing away on a cigarette.
As you draw closer to the junked school bus, the door slides open just as three of the windows are yanked down.
"You brought Billy?!" Your brother actually looks offended.
"What the hell, YN!? We're not supposed to tell anyone!" Dustin yells.
"We were supposed to vote if we bring in a new person!" Lucas then adds.
Cocking your hip to the side and swinging the bat upward so it rests on your shoulder, you say, "Oh really? Then why didn't I get a vote when you brought the new girl in? Steve, you get a vote?"
"Well, no, but Billy? Really?"
Still puffing away on his cigarette, Billy shrugs instead of arguing with your brother. If he were being honest, he wasn't sure why you had brought him other than using him for a ride and to get Max.
"At least my friend can help us kick some ass or lift some shit," you retort. "What's your friend gonna do?" You then glance between Dustin and Lucas. "Scream until someone else comes to her rescue?"
"Hey!"
"Sorry, Red, but it's the truth. Between our two fuck ups of bringing in you and Billy, my guy is clearly the better candidate." Steve huffs but doesn't argue. He has to know you're right. "And by the way, neither of you can ever mention what you've heard or might see. The people in charge will kill us."
"What the fuck?" Billy frowns, finally tossing down his cigarette and stomping it out. "Are you serious?"
"Unfortunately." You step towards the bus, climbing the steps. "Now come on, Hargrove. Sun's down and that pile of meat is clearly meant to draw something here. We better wait it out."
With a groan, Billy follows you on the bus. "I swear to God, this is stupid. If we get into deep shit over this, Maxine, I'm gonna kick your ass."
Max seems to tense, and you roll your eyes, dropping onto one of the few seats still sturdy enough to hold someone. You pull your bag off and drop it at your feet, along with your bat, and then pull Billy down to sit with you. "Stop threatening the kid. We have bigger things to worry about if Dustin's new pet is what he thinks it is."
The bus falls quiet and Steve gets up after a couple of minutes, moving towards the middle of the bus and taking a seat on a cushion with his back to the side of the bus. A ladder has been propped up to lead out of the emergency exit on the roof of the bus and Lucas starts to climb it.
Max sighs, glancing out through the dirty windows before glancing back at Steve. "So, you fought one of these things?"
Seeing that the question is directed at him, Steve nods. "Yep. YN too."
Billy glances at you, arching an eyebrow, and you nod.
"Are you sure it wasn't a dog?" Max then asks, causing Billy to snort and then pretend it wasn't him who found amusement in her question.
"God, why are you even here if you don't believe us?" Dustin suddenly asks, annoyed.
Max gapes at him before scoffing. "Someone's cranky. Is it past your bedtime?" She climbs the ladder next, joining Lucas on the roof.
"Atta boy," Steve suddenly muses. "Way to not care."
Dustin frowns at him. "I don't." Steve then winks. "Why are you winking? Stop it. It's weird."
"What the hell is going on?" You ask, suddenly interested in their weird little dynamic.
"Steve gave me some terrible girl advice," Dustin says.
"It's not terrible!"
Billy laughs. "You took girl advice from Harrington? Seriously?"
"He's the only cool person I know!" Dustin is quick to defend his choice.
"Harrington isn't even cool."
"Hey!" Both you and Steve bark out.
Billy rolls his eyes. "I stand corrected. Boy Harrington isn't even cool. YN, on the other hand.."
"Please," your brother scoffs, "you're just saying that because you want in her pants."
"Gross!" Dustin exclaims, but you can only grin as Billy doesn't deny it.
You weren't a fool. Billy Hargrove was a total babe, but you weren't about to make it too easy for him. If he still wanted to take you out to Lover's Lake by the end of whatever drama Steve and Dustin dragged you all into was over, well then you would probably agree. Maybe.
Billy goes to open his mouth, but a familiar screeching fills the air followed by a clicking noise you were sure you would hear in your nightmares again. It's so quiet that you can hear a pin drop and then Lucas is shouting.
"Guys! Ten o'clock!"
"Are you sure that's not a dog?" Max's voice filters down.
You, Billy, Steve, and Dustin rush towards the windows, peering out. Fog has rolled in, leaving gaps here and there, but the moonlight is enough to show the creature that was definitely going to make an appearance in your nightmares.
"What the hell is that?" Billy mumbles.
"Demodog," Dustin says.
"It's like the demogorgon, but this one is doglike," Steve explains.
"Why isn't he going for the meat?" Dustin wonders. "Is he not hungry?"
You continue to stare at the creature as he steps further into the junk yard, sniffing the meat and then the air. When he stares right at the bus, dread fills your stomach.
"Or maybe it's tired of cow," Steve realizes.
You glance at your brother, immediately knowing this next bit is going to suck. "Live bait?"
"Live bait."
You quietly groan and turn around, grabbing up your bat before following after your brother.
"Wait, what?" Dustin whirls around. "No way, danger duo. You guys are not going out there," he says when you and Steve head towards the door.
"It's the only way to lure this thing in if you want us to kill it," Steve says.
Meeting Billy's gaze, you gesture to the handle that opens and closes the door. "Be ready. If things go south, we're running back for the bus."
He frowns. "Are you sure about this?"
"Nope, but someone's gotta do it." Then glancing at your brother, you nod towards the door. "Go. I'm right behind you."
You and Steve hop down off the bus, he having found a crowbar from somewhere. Your arms brush against each other as you refuse to step too far away from him, the creature screeching immediately drawing your attention.
"Three o'clock! Three o'clock!" Lucas yells.
"What!?" You shout, refusing to take your eyes off the creature that had been at ten o'clock.
"There's another one at three o'clock!"
More screeching stops your heart, freezing the blood in your veins. You and Steve immediately go back-to-back, you raising your bat and readying yourself to swing. "Fuck," you hear Steve curse. "There's a whole goddamn pack of them."
"This was a mistake, Steve!" You take a moment to ready yourself, tensing your muscles. A beat passes and you're forced to swing as the first demodog lunges at you.
The kids and Billy start screaming, telling you and Steve to get back on the bus. But the demodogs just keep lunging and lunging, hoping to take a bite out of you or your brother.
"Did you bring your lighter?" Steve asks.
"Did you tell me too?!"
He disappears from your back, only for one of the demodogs to lunge on your vulnerable spot. The bus' occupants yell as you fall to your knees, twisting your body to swing your bat wildly in hopes of connecting with something. You manage to get the nails stuck into the body of one demodog, only for another to attach itself to your calf.
You scream out in pain, but then Steve is there shoving the end of his crowbar into its body and taking your bat as you collapse forward onto your hands.
"You good?"
"Y-Yeah. Sort of." The nightmarish clicking of one of the creatures sounds directly in front of you and your head snaps up, only to come face to face with a demodog. "S-Steve?"
"Dart!" The demodog flinches back at the shout of its name, stalling just long enough for hands to grasp your arms.
"Move your ass, little Harrington. Now!"
Billy practically drags you back onto the bus as Steve keeps the demodogs at bay with your bat, then jumping into the bus himself when the doorway is clear. The door is slammed shut behind him, but the demodogs are still ravenous and angry.
"What the hell were you guys thinking?!" Billy explodes as he lets you go to lean against a crumbling seat.
"It was only supposed to be one!" Steve shouts back at him.
Glass breaks and the kids scamper away from the windows, but then something lands on the roof, dents forming as something walks across it. Max follows and ends up standing right under the roof access where the ladder is, and screams when a demodog lowers its snarling head inside.
"Max!" Surprisingly it's Billy who jumps into action, pulling Max away from the opening and putting her behind him.
Steve, still with your bat in hand, rushes in front of Billy and readies to swing. But suddenly the demodog looks up and out into the woods, making its clicking noise before launching itself off the bus. The kids rush to the windows, only to see the rest of the demodogs run off into the woods.
"Did they- did we scare them off?" Dustin asks.
"No. They're running to something," Steve says as he stares off towards where they disappeared. "Like they were called away."
You groan. "Just what we need- a bigger monster calling the shots. Can we get out of here now? I'm still bleeding."
"Shit." Dustin immediately removes his jacket and moves to wrap it around your calf.
"Thanks, kid."
Putting weight on your leg makes you wince, but you follow the crowd off the bus with Billy at your back as Lucas grabs your backpack to put on.
"We need to follow them," Steve says.
"Like hell we do. YN can hardly walk," Billy seethes.
"I-I'm good. Don't worry about me." You limp forward a few more steps and grunt out in pain before you're being swept up into arms.
"No, you're not." Billy situates you so one arm is under your knees and the other supporting your back. "You shitheads do whatever you have to do. I'll take YN home and patch up her leg."
"What about- what about me?" Max nervously asks.
Billy stares at her and huffs. "Do what you have to do with the nerds and then find a phone. Leave a message for your mom, letting her know that we're having a sleepover at Harrington's place and leave their number for her."
"Oh. Okay. Yeah." Max turns to walk off with her friends, but then turns around at the last second. "Thanks, Billy."
"Yeah, yeah. Just don't die." Then before he can walk away, he calls out, "Hey Steve? She's your responsibility. Bring her back to your place in one piece or I'm kicking your ass."
Steve gives Billy a lazy thumbs up and you snort a laugh. Then loosely wrapping your arms around Billy's neck, you say, "Hurry it up, Hargrove. I rather not meet another demodog while we're defenseless."
Billy tenses for a split second before he actually picks up speed and rushes back to his car. You tell him to put you down when he reaches his car and then slide into his passenger seat while he hurries to the driver's side.
The drive to your house starts off quiet and you pray you're not bleeding all over the car.
"So.." Billy drawls once he can't take the quiet anymore, "that wasn't a dog."
You snort. "Nope. Definitely not a dog. Baby demogorgon, it looked like."
"And you fought one that was like eight feet tall before?"
"Yep."
A moment of silence passes and then, "I can't believe we moved from California to monster-infested Indiana."
Your head lolls to the side to stare at Billy as you chuckle. "Welcome to the party, Hargrove. You're officially one of the outcasts now."
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3 pages of HLVRAI doodles of the team celebrating Chinese New Year.
Tommy contemplates a big bottle of Orange Fanta in a supermarket aisle. His attention gets drawn to Benrey when he hears him call out "Tommy!" excitedly. Benrey holds out his precious find - a pair of orange-patterned socks - and grins: "nice, eh?"
Separate Scenario: Halfway through new year spring cleaning, Tommy whips out his phone, hit by sudden inspiration to look up rabbit-themed new year phrases fitting for the Rabbit Year. Meanwhile, Benrey, who is on dusting duty, finds a spider and promptly eats it. The house is decorated with Chinese New Year decorations, including a potted Pussy Willow plant, small lanterns atop the shoe cabinet, and a chinese "fu" (good fortune) wall hanging decor with a bunny face on it.
Separate Scenario: The Science Team, who were invited to celebrate the new year, lounge in Tommy's living room. Tommy's Golden Retriever, Sunkist, watches as Joshua, Gordon's son, hangs himself over the edge of the couch gleefully, his shirt riding up over his belly. Gordon keeps hold of one of his son's ankles to keep him from falling off while he chats with Bubby, the old man standing behind the couch with his weight leaned into the side of it and a hand on his hip. Benrey, wearing his orange-patterned socks, is slumped over half of the couch with a leg hanging over the back of the couch and the other over the armrest. The back of his head is pressed up against Gordon's back like a headrest as he snacks away at the chocolate coins from a plastic bowl on the coffee table next him. Apart from chocolate, there is also a container of pineapple tarts, a prosperity tray of goodies, and a couple of mandarin oranges on the table. Meanwhile, Darnold shows off a new potion in a test tube to Dr Coomer, who studies it curiously. Sasha, Darnold's Spore Launcher, sits politely in a front-facing baby carrier worn across Darnold's chest. As Tommy looks at his friends, he is hit with a sudden realisation. Wait, did I prepare enough? he panicks internally, thinking about the single red packet he'd prepared for Joshua, the only kid of the bunch. Per tradition, red packets are usually gifted to single family members and children. All of his friends are unmarried.
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Chinese New Year (Eve) be upon ye. Happy CNY to celebrating folks and everyone else :O!!
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But first: everyone kinda teasing Blake by making it a game, let’s find more and more, harder things for Yang to crush with her thighs!
Blake gets more flustered and jealous each passing thing
I can see this being hilarious and dangerous. I love it.
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Sun: Hey, Yang! (Rummages in a bag and pulls out a fresh pineapple the size of his head with the green top cut to look like cat ears) Ten lien says you can't crack this in half with your thighs.
Yang: You're on, Monkey Man! (Places the pineapple between her thighs and breaks it no sweat, sending juices splattering everywhere and hitting her chin) Pay up!
Blake: (from a distance) By the gods...
-The Next Day-
Weiss: Yang, can you help me break open this pumpkin? (Holds up an absolutely monstrous gourd in two hands) I'd be willing to pay you a few lien if you can do it without your hands since everyone thinks you're a hot shot.
Yang: Oh, yeah! No problem! (Sits on the floor of the kitchen in her gym shorts, struggles to place the pumpkin between her thighs, and grunts and growls as she demolishes it) There you go!
Blake: (standing in the doorway, swallows hard as she stares at a seed plastered to Yang’s lower lip) Oh, come on.....
-One Week Later-
Ruby: Yang! Yang! Yang! (Holds up a bushel of apples) Bet you twenty lien that you can't crack twenty of these behind your knee in under three minutes!
Yang: (rips off her pants and stands proudly in her boxer briefs) Better start counting my lien now, little sister!
Ruby: (pulls out a stopwatch) In three... two... one... GO!!!
Yang: (Starts a rhythm of placing apples between the back of her thigh and calf every other leg and pops each one so fast that it sounds like Coco's Gatlin Gun going off)
Ruby: And that's twenty destroyed in one and a half minutes!
Yang: Hell yeah!
Blake: (watching with a beet red face from the kitchen window and biting her fist as a piece of apple slowly slides down Yang's calves)
Kali: I'm thinking apple pie would be a good dessert for tonight. Don't you?
Blake: MOM!!!!
-The Next Day-
Yang & Blake: (sitting and talking/flirting on the porch)
Kali: (walks up to Yang with a coconut the size of her head) Yang, dear, can I ask you a favor?
Blake: (notices the coconut) Dear gods, no.
Yang: Oh! Uh, sure thing, Mrs. Belladonna. What can I do?
Kali: Yang, dear, I've told you before. Call me Kali. (Holds up the coconut) I don't have the muscle I used to, so breaking one of these open for dinner tonight is a difficult task. Do you mind breaking it open for me?
Yang: Absolutely! (Holds hand up) Hand it over.
Kali: (pulls the coconut away a little) Actually, I was wondering if you could do it with your legs. Ghira and I have a bit of a wager going.
Sun: Same here!
Weiss & Winter: As do we.
Ruby: (holding up yellow flags that say Yang in black) Go, Sis! Go!
Emerald: (holding a money tray filled with cash in the distance) Place your bets! Can blonde crack open the coconut with her bare thighs? What's going to give first? The coconut? Yang’s thighs? Or Blake’s horny?
Blake: (mortified but can't pry her eyes away from the coconut)
Yang: Alright (to Emerald) But I want a cut of all that! I'm doing all the work! (Grabs the coconut, places it between her thighs, and with a roar of effort, cracks the coconut into half a dozen pieces. Coconut water spills all over her lap and splashes up her chest, neck, and face) Ha! Pay up!
Blake: (so red in the face she's nearly purple as her ears flick back and forth wildly) That's it! (Grabs Yang by the collar and drags her away) No one bother us for the next hour!
Yang: (confused and struggling to find her footing) Blake! Blake! What's wrong? What did I do????
Blake: I'm going to wear your thighs as earrings for the next twenty minutes, and then you're going to snap me in half.
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