#Plant Bastard

[hellishfig]

wolf 359 relisten is going great

#also to be clear i love kepler as a character #but i also hate him #his ending is so good #and he’s a complete bastard #i’m having a great time! but also si5 are such assholes #i’m on controlled demolition #plant monster my beloved 😢 #BLESSIE U DESERVED BETTER #wolf 359 #w359 #warren kepler #w359 relisten #imessage #no image description #no image id

[icechippies]

Proud of this one :)

Image description: Argos from The World of Mr. Plant wielding a chainsaw in deadly void 176 surrounded by white mushrooms. The words "give him back to me" are in the top right corner. Both Argos and the chainsaw are covered in a red substance that could either be blood or mushroom goop.

Once again, not really any specific context for this drawing other than I wanted to draw angsty fanart with blood. If anyone wants to write anything for this (or any of my art for that matter) feel free, you have my consent to do so.

#Someone should take my sharpies away they are all going to die #Wouldn't be a me drawing without some red stuff :) #argos twomp #twomp #the world of mr plant #argos x mr plant #argos fanart #mr plant x argos #my art #tw blood #The chainsaw photoshoot lives in my head and the bastard doesn't even pay rent #You ever just look at your page and think to yourself #I am killing it at this art thing

[happyheidi]

birth flowers - what’s yours? 🌷🍃 x

#…. holly berry? #isn’t that more of a berry than a flower? #tried searching but ended up on halle berry and could only find it when it had ‘plant’ behind it #and it looks like it’s a berry! #well enough about my flower ehm I mean berry.. what’s your flower? #you lucky flower having bastards! #I guess us decemberans aren’t worthy of a flower… #cottagecore #nature #naturecore #flowers #flowercore #if u want me I’ll be out picking berries with my Sagittarius’ and Capricorns #it’s an elite berrie picking club u see #illustration #green witch #farmcore #grandmacore

[mothsakura]

help .... cannot stop making ocs... ANYWAYS- Eye of the Storm (late gen 1 - early gen 2) and False Alarm (pre-gen 1, the 8th of the original 10 prototypes for the iterator project)

#rw #rain world #iterator #rain world oc #rw oc #iterator oc #grandma (FA) and the bastard that terrorizes the whole group (EotS) #both of these are separate from all of my other iterator ocs #my other iterator ocs belong to the group DAWNS_ABOUND #where as these two belong to the group KARMAS_GATE #fun fact: storm is based off of foxglove because both storm and foxglove plants are very toxic </3 #i love these two #they were supposed to be bg characters but i got too attached #FA is a terrible group senior tho. she's old and senile and cannot even keep her group in control #and its a small group too #send help to FA </3

[royalarchivist]

Vegetta: I'm about to have dinner- I should've had dinner an hour ago. Do you know that today I connected a little later than usual to hear your beautiful voice?

Roier: Ah, well here I am! Look— [sings]

Vegetta: Enough.

Vegetta: [Laughing] Ay, poor thing, poor thing—

#Vegetta #Vegetta777 #Roier #QSMP #Like father like son LMFAO #Masters of humor #Clip from WillyftAri because for the life of me my clipper was NOT loving youtube clipping today #HE'S SUCH A BASTARD I LOVE HIMMMMMM #Vegetta's such a troll he can sound so serious sometimes and players are like ''oh no I fricked up'' #then he plants a bomb on them or pulls a prank or something and they're like ''oh I see'' #May 26 2023

[hes-a-plant]

Gah I hate mosquitos why do humans have such nasty reactions to necessary parts of the ecosystem?

There should be an “opt out” button I can click somewhere that lets mosquitos take my blood and leave nothing in return. I don’t want your itchy juice!

#keep reminding myself they’re food for other animals #they’re itchy bastards but they feed the bugs #and the plants and like everything #ecosystem #solarpunk #I recognize they’re necessary but like OW. #also they can be necessary and NOT IN MY HOUSE #mosquitos #also I think it’s a bit rude to bite me in my sleep #not fair #at least gimme a chance to evade you

[carni-plant-parent]

“i’m not talking about killing penguin, or scarecrow, or dent, i'm talking about him. just him. and doing it because... because he took me away from you” 🤝 “make her go away. please. send her on her way and… -and you can have powder back.”

#arcane netflix #plant parent bastard talks #dc comics #red hood #jason todd #powder arcane #jinx arcane #same speech to two familial figures who are shipped with the one the person wants to go away #batfam

[elf-simp]

5. Color (SE_bunboi prompt list)

"I do hope your curiosity has been satisfied..?"

#ffxiv #ffxiv screenshots #ffxiv gpose #vierapril 2024 #vierapril #ffxiv viera #viera #tsuwamono seiei #Cheeky bastard. #Hey dad why are you green? #Oh I'm just plant based

[fbfh]

No bc Billy is such a fucking caring protective boyfriend. Once he decides you're - for all intents and purposes - part of his pack, he will always protect you. The party, the other teens, even Hopper and Joyce (along with Max and Susan obviously) are all part of his little circle of people that he will never let anything bad happen to. Any time you're having a problem, he can tell. You've just started going straight to Billy when you have a problem because he's so quick to tell when something is wrong. You know why he's so good at picking up on miniscule changes in someone's mood and behavior, and it breaks you heart. But now, like so many other traits and defense mechanisms he's developed, he's able to use them for good, to protect you and your friends. It's not perfect, but it's a huge improvement.

One time you ran up to him, he knew something was wrong just by the way you were walking before he even saw your face, and started telling him everything, trying to hold yourself together. Whether the guys you had bumped into made fun of you or just made you uncomfortable, you know Billy won't let it slide.

"I was just trying to walk my dog, and they won't leave me alone, and-"

He puts a hand on your shoulder, and you know he has this under control.

"Those guys over there?" He asks, voice low and calculated. You nod.

"Stay here." He states, giving your dog an appreciative scratch on the head for helping to look after you. He resolves the issue out of earshot and out of your sight. You don't know the details, but the next time you see those guys, they turn and practically run the other way. When you thank him for taking such good care of you, keeping you safe, he presses a kiss to your forehead.

"'Course. I always will."

Every day that you or one of the kids or even his friends feel safe enough to come and talk to him when you're feeling vulnerable, every day someone comes to him to feel safe is another day he knows he beat the statistics, broke out of the cycle. It's more and more proof that he did it, and he can keep doing it, for you guys and for himself.

#billy hargrove #billy hargrove drabbles #billy hargrove x reader #stranger things #stranger things x reader #stranger things drabbles #billy hargrove imagine #stranger things imagine #billy hargrove deserved better #billy hargrove antis dni #drabbles #also whoever said billy will do whatever el wants no questions asked was right #all El had to say to Hopper was that Billy's dad was like papa and Hopper FLEW out of his chair to hunt down and arrest the bastard #probably planted something as an excuse #jim 'im the chief of police i can do whatever i want' hopper #hopper ABSOLUTELY took billy under his wing after that #susan and joyce are now mom friends #also this may or may not be inspired by a dream i had last night #i was walking my dog and some weird guys invaded my lawn #i was like BILLY and he just showed up beksbfjd-

[going-to-superhell]

Roses are red,

Catmint is purple,

You were probably expecting something but this is just plant facts

#chaoscore #chaotic bastard #cryptidcore #cryptid #feralcore #unintelligible goblin noises #gremlincore #goblincore #plants #I like plants

[ghostoffuturespast]

Is there a curse for people who steal packages?

#first of all of course this happens while i'm fucking at home #second of all i was really looking forward to that chair #to whomever stole my shit i hope all your seats are lumpy and uncomfortable for the rest of your life #and may all your food burn #they stole my rosemary and thyme plants too #rat fucking bastards #rambling into the void

[chaoticas-hell]

I like how in the scene after Andrew goes to Easthaven and Neil is trying to get Aaron to understand why Andrew killed Tilda by pulling that bait and switch, when Aaron denies it Neil just goes "he told me he did. I didnt even have to ask him." Which is just so funny to me bc it implies (at least to Aaron) that Andrew just,,,willingly offers this information up unprovoked like Neil didn't have to ask, Andrew just told him could've had nothing to do with the conversation for all Aaron knows

#idk why this is so funny to me but it is #it also plants the seeds in Aaron's brain that oh maybe Andrew is at least attracted to Neil #but no #Neil was such a little bastard #i mean #it was the only way Aaron was gonna understand #but jesus fucking christ #Neil boo this is why people want to kill you #aftg #neil josten #andrew minyard #all for the game #andreil #the kings men #tkm #aaron minyard #the raven king #trk

[maziecrazycloud]

Oh to be young

What Joy it brought us

#led zeppelin #maziecrazycloudsart #illustration #classic rock #jimmy page #john paul jones #robert plant #john bonham #character illustration #70s #led zeppelin art #classic rock art #fanart #classic rock fanart #retro aesthetic #retro #70s music #70s aesthetic #this may seem sad #but its a celebration of these four bastards #love em all to death #hard rock #70s rock

[khaotunq]

"gets weirdly intense about houseplants" would definitely be in my bio if i were a character

#liz commented on my most recent fic #and reminded me i'm in a snit with my giant philo again #the girls are fighting #full respect to yt people and ig people who are like THIS IS HOW TO CARE FOR UR PLANTS #but my plants have unionised and at this point i am merely reacting to their whims #can and will kill every aloe i come into contact with #have accidentally kept 2 crotons and several monsteras alive for years #ficus hate being cold? my lil bitch is in the coldest room of my flat and throws a fit if i put her somewhere even slightly warmer #ferns are so easy to care for? dead. all of them dead. #string of x are so fussy!!! meanwhile i forget my turtles and hearts exist and they're Taking Over #alocasias are bastards though that's the truth i don't know what they want #anyway ignore me i'm yelling about plants #that's not even half of my collection rip 💀 #so it is decreed

[lactosegremlin]

THE ANCIENT RHUBARB HAS SURVIVED ANOTHER WINTER

#ancient being the operative word #this fucking plant goes as far back as my great great grandmother #100+yr old plant #why the fuck does my family inherit plants #why was i the one chosen to take care of a plant #i can barely keep myself alive #i’m pretty sure if i kill this plant my grandmother will haunt me #we’re on spring number two with this crotchety old bastard so fingers crossed

[laylanatorseventeen]

rereading the inheritance cycle and

WHO WOULD WIN

The tempting release of death

Or

One (1) Bumblebee

#THE FATE OF ALAGAESIA REALLY DEPENDED ON THAT ONE BUMBLEBEE #for context #in the inheritance series magic has a price. whatever you do requires energy equal to accomplishing the task by mundane means #eragon fought with magic and healed with magic during a battle that also taxed him physically #and then the dumbass decides to use magic to descend a gigantic cliff carrying another man #and when he got to the bottom he was literally so exhausted and close to death he wasnt even afraid ans had no will to live #literally so tired he was like ok at least I'll rest #when a bee flies in front of his face and reawakes his appreciation for the beauty of life and inspires him to take energy from plants #to survive #so yeah alagaesia would have lost its ONE HOPE OF DEFEATING THE BIG BAD #if NOT for that bumblebee who thought a rock was a flower #me during this whole scene: YOU IDIOT HE ISN'T WORTH IT YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED HIM #bc the dude hes putting himself into horrific mortal danger for is a KNOWN BASTARD