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ninedty · 10 months
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my little princess idk what im doing i am just very sick and ill over tjis image im literally bedridden im lying bleeding out on the pavemen;t please hekp me i think a hellfjre missile should be sent towards my location and i should be incinerated within a milisecin;d Fuxck oh my god pleasd help Please i love you roman roy
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data-la-forge · 1 day
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hello. have questions
Who’s your favorite Rock-afire Explosion character?
Favorite vegtable?
If you could go anywhere for a vacation, where would it be?
Do you like swimming?
What’s your usual choice of sweet treat?
OH BOY!!!! JOYOUS DAY!!!!!!!!!! 😝😝
personally rolfe is my favorite 4ever and always My wife. but i also really love dook larue and beach bear :3c
BEAN SPROUTS I LOVE BEAN SPROUTS THEYRE SO GOOD OH MY GOD I WILL DROOL OVER THOSE THINFS also i kno it's a root vegetable but potatoes I Love every Potatoe evr. i also like carrots I #LOVE FOOD
i would love to go to japan for those fox villages they have or maybe iceland as well . basically js get me Out of America pleasd
I LOVE SWIMMING i used to take ymca lessons when i was little :3c
ice cream is usually my favorite type of dessert but for a snack i'd say those little nerd cluster things :3 theyre so good ohmy gof
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peboop · 10 months
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just finished our flag means death NAD FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST LET THE GAY PIRATES BE HAPPY PLEASE IM GOING TO FUCKING SLOE IT PLEASDE MY BOYS JUST LET EM KISS AASLDKJFHKAJDSIWUERIO
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scarlettaagni · 1 year
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omg are they gonna snort the baby? PLEASDE SNORT THE BABY I'LL LOVE THIS MOVIE FOREVER IF YOU SNORT THE BABY
me watching Mad God (2021) part 3
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relax-and-read-on · 2 years
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Oh please tell us the fursonas—
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You asked for this.
If the primarch were furry/had fursona, what species would they be + small juatification.
(Pleasd be warned this post is EXTRA HERETICAL but still, I won't tolerate any furry bashing, as I myself am one and the fur are literally the best community around)
Corvus Corax: Crow!! And we LOVE AND SUPPORT HER because there is NOT ENOUGH AVIAN-
Jaghatai Khan: Horse sona are super difficult to get well. They are also, literally, always super gay. He gets one for the fun challenge.
Lion el'Johnson: You think he would be a Lion, but no. He is, 100%, a fucking green dragon. Because dragons peps are.... Special. (I hate them. This is a callout post, dragon scaly. You deserve Lion and he deserve you)
Magnus The Red: He get a SUPER SPECIAL SPARKLE SAND CAT DON'T MESS UP THE TECHNICOLOR MARKINGS!!! Try hard to be "unique".
Leman Russ: He has a wolf fursona, but he is one of those "oldy" who had a wolf for the last 30 years... So he get a pass.
Perturabo: He has a big cat, I just can't decide if it's a lion or a lynx... He probably doesn't know himself lol.
Angron: He get a bear. It's a very nice, basic bear. We like his bear. Not much to say, bear peps are always chill af.
Lorgar Aurelian: sand snake! Aka the nice, not shitty scaly. The kind that get art both with and without lower leg because he's that chill about design.
Vulkan: Also gets a dragon, black this time. Does not understand why there is always drama around him. Poor baby.
Rogal Dorn: He has a German Shepherd, because he's That Bitch. Does not realise how cliché he is, and that make him kinda endearing.
Roboute Guilliman: Golden Retriver. Surprisingly, get some of the really cool original art style. It help make him different than all the other Generic Canines. (The floppy ears help too. Trust the furry with floppy ears.)
Ferrus Manus: Bull. And those are soooo kinky and literally, always gay. The kind that only is kinda a furry because their partner is.
Fulgrim: He's a beautiful stoat (or ermine) permanently in his winter coat. Fast and nimble. Also, people with stoat are always bombastic artist it's just a cliché.
Horus Lupercal: Husky with blue eyes. Yes. Baby first fursona. I'm calling him a basic bitch.
Sanguinius: He get a Shrike, and GOOD FOR HIM. Again, avian who go for anything but a god damn owl are pillar or the fandom.
Konrad Curze: Black cat. One of those void thing. Would be called cliché, but his sona look always so damn weird and scragly and feral... It's all in the art style babyyy.
Mortarion: That's an easy one. A weird luna moth. But pre heresy he was a caterpillar. You just have to commit to the aesthetic if you get a Moth.
Alpharius Omegon: Those weirdos are a duo of insect, probably ants. Or maybe they even got crabs. Invertebrate sonas are just dang weird lmao.
... a lot of canine in this lineup. Then again, canines are always over represented. Surprisingly, no fox!
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strawbbfluff · 1 year
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Ooh, these are always fun! Hope this isn't too many Qs, feel free to skip any of them. How about 6, 12, 16, 18, and/or 24? Sorry if that's a lot 😭
6. do you have any kinks other than tickling? if so, what are they?
hoooo boy 💀 hands, voice, spanking, choking, bondage, overstim, edging, degradation AND praising 🥸🥸
12. what are your expectations of a ler before, during and after a meet up?
honestly the bar is not that high 😭😭 just don’t be creepy. although before a meet up i find it absolutely essential to organize lots of audio calls and at least some facetimes before a session! lemme get to know you 💘 also i like to discuss boundaries and have a general idea of how things are going to go! don’t get right into the tickling, let’s go out and have boba at a cute little ramen place or something! knowing a person and being able to build friendly banter will make things so much more fun in the long run! during a meet up, just respect my boundaries because i’ll 100% respect yours! also please tease me i am so Weak™️ to it and it also lets me know you’re having a good time as well! afterwards, aftercare is a must pls just hug and cuddle me and tell me how good i did pls. let’s watch a movie and take turns scratching each others backs and braiding each others hair or something 👉🏻👈🏻
16. would you rather be chased, pinned and tickled or willingly expose yourself to be tickled?
gasps please chase and pin me that sounds so fun and the Brat™️ in me will be so satisfied
18. preferred method of tickling? (e.g tools, fingers and mouth tickles)
i am a fingers defender until the END
24. favorite tickle scenario/fantasy?
this is constantly changing but lately i have been a huge fan of tickle fights bc i 100% know that i’ll lose and so will the other person and then just the verbal taunting that comes afterward ahhhbkskssjn
p.s. i have been craving foot and underarm tickles lately PLEASD for the love of god
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noxiatoxia · 2 years
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CRYINGGNN??? CRYING AUUGHGFHFGH THATS SO GOOD
that last part actually reminds me of this idea i had where kaoru really is trying to push hikaru away 'for his own good' so he starts literally trying to avoid him. being distant and kind of standoffish, but hikaru just keeps thinking its something else entirely bothering him and tries to get closer to him so he can help.
obviously this completely ruins kaoru's plan and he realizes the only way he's gonna get his brother to let go is to start avoiding him altogether. and it sucks because if he felt alone before he certainly feels alone now. but he gets his own room, doesn't really have casual conversation with hikaru, eats lunch alone, takes different routes to class. but they sit next to each other in every class and have host club together. on top of literally living with each other.
so he starts acting cold with the host club like he'd been doing with hikaru, basically slowly moving towards quitting the host club altogether knowing it will be breaking his own heart, because
a) he values hikaru's happiness, future, and freedom above his own happiness and mental health, and
b) because his self worth issues are getting so bad to the point where he starts thinking the host club doesn't really need him, or even want him around at all. not only does he feel this about the other members (before he even started acting standoffish, his depressive state was giving him mood swings/causing him to skip school and club meetings/letting his appearance go, and that kind of aggravated them. even though it was more worry than actual anger, it made kaoru think they'd stopped liking him when he was literally at his worst), but also the guests as well. he starts 'realizing' that they don't really like him at all, they like hikaru and his twin brother, but not Kaoru. even though that's not really true at all.
so because he's getting pushed away, hikaru starts to believe that he really fucked up somehow and he doesn't know how, all he wants is to fix it but kaoru keeps avoiding him. and hikaru straight up asked him 'what did i do? please tell me i swear i didn't mean to do anything' and it makes kaoru so sad but he cant tell him that he's only doing it because he loves him or it would ruin everything ... these DUMBASSES who can't COMMUNICATE their FEELINGS make me SO SAD!!!
honestly i have no idea how this would end. like maybe kaoru does end up quitting and its a huge deal and there's a whole episode where hikaru tells the others about his brother's behavior and his nightmares and all that so they can try and put together why he quit/why he's been acting how he has in order to get him back in the club, and all the club is like. bro. what do you MEAN he cries himself to sleep every night while that princess movie he loves so much blares from his tv so loud you can hear it from the other room and you couldn't tell he was struggling. DUDE
and kaorus reasoning behind 'for hikarus own good' can be interpreted either romantically or platonically, like you said-- 'doesn't want to 'corrupt' his brother' or 'wanting him to be an independent person'. also for the second one maybe kaoru just knows he's getting bad, he can barely take care of himself anymore, and he wants to push hikaru away not only so he can be his own person, but so he wont have to worry about him, or see him in the state he was heading towards.
basically he'd rather shove everyone away so they won't have to deal with him than actually ask for help at all. no i am not projecting (i am projecting)
either way by the end of the 'episode' kaoru would learn about the power of friendship or whatever the fuck and gets back in the host club and everyone supports and loves him. only because i refuse to let this have a sad ending that boy has Been Through Enough.
god this one is so much longer than usual. is it too obvious ive switched to my laptop
ANON ANON ANOOOON PLEASD PLEASE PLEASE THIS IS MAKING ME GO FERAL. INSANE. THIS IS HOW I CHARACTERIZE KAORU SO MUCH LKDMFEKRJFBERJBFREKJ THIS DUDE IS SO DEPRESSION-CODED (/HJ) ITS INSANE.... AND THIS!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKED UP BUT YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!!!
Reminds me a bit of my Kaoru has depression thread I update every now and again...
Kaoru moving into his own room would be a huge deal, and NOT in the good way. Hikaru is SUPER against it for many different reasons (he can't monitor Kaoru's sleep anymore to make sure he's ok + he'll miss his brother!!) but Kaoru is very adamant and tbh it probably ends in a fight and Hikaru getting really mad at Kaoru and yelling at him. Kaoru does move into a new room.
And if Kaoru didn't feel alone before... by god he sure feels it now. It's so hard to sleep without Hikaru's warmth and general presence. The nightmares are more frequent. He keeps having to tell himself it's "for the best" bc it's the only thing keeping him from losing it. That, in the end, this will be good for Hikaru and maybe even for himself, too. He just needs to endure it for the end goal.
But, the issue is the Host Club. Like you said, he still needs to play pretend with his brother in the Host Club. (Even worse if this is a scenario where he IS in love with Hikaru, bc surely fake dating only makes his feelings more apparent to himself and harder to ignore). He gets this idea in his head that people really only like Hikaru, anyways. Hikaru is the outgoing one, Hikaru is the funny one, Hikaru is the important one. Hikaru is Haruhi's friend. Hikaru is Tamaki's friend. Kaoru is just... the twin. He's not Kaoru. He's a nobody. I'm sure it sucks being identical twins, never having your "own" identity, bc eventually, it'll seem like one of you is the "real" one and the other is the fake copycat. And that's how Kaoru feels.
In order to let Hikaru be closer to "his" friends and to cut himself off from the fake dating causing more stress on him, Kaoru quits the host club. It fucking hurts, because he loves everyone there and they're his friends, too, but Hikaru is more important. And he rather them spend more time with Hikaru than him. And anyways, Kaoru is self-sufficient and cunning. Unlike Hikaru, he can handle being alone and by himself. So no worries, right?
You talked about Kaoru realizing he's getting 'bad', and I think this is that point. He's effectively cut himself off from Hikaru and his friends to the best of his ability and is also failing to go to class everyday. He's staying up way too late and having really bad, restless sleeps. He's begun locking his door because he doesn't want Hikaru to check in on him like he always does. Hikaru would counter this by pounding on his door relentlessly for minutes, but the pounding soon became knocking, and eventually just an hourly voice outside his door saying "Kaoru, are you okay? I'm sorry, I don't know what I did. I don't know what's wrong. I miss you."
totally not projecting at my worst points of my depression no sir
The thing is, Kaoru begins to realize how bad this has gotten. He's not eating or sleeping right, he has no real desire to talk to anybody or even watch his favorites movies anymore. He doesn't really want to do anything, actually. He's not even crying anymore, he's not even sad anymore, he's just... well, it doesn't really even feel like he's real anymore. And maybe he never was. Maybe it always was just Hikaru. Wasn't he always just in his brother's shadow?
The one thing that keeps him from completely spiraling or doing anything drastic is the constant messages he gets from people. He doesn't turn his phone off, doesn't text back, but he gets texts all the time from Haruhi, Tamaki, Kyoya, Hani, Mori, and especially Hikaru. Even Renge, who somehow got ahold of his phone number. Some text him more than others, but they all message him periodically, sometimes asking if he's okay (Haruhi), sometimes begging him to come back (Tamaki), sometimes getting angry at his "selfishness" (Kyoya) (the anger born out of fear of course), sometimes trying to send gifs and photos to cheer him up (Hani), sometimes telling him he should seek help (Mori), sometimes reminding him that they love him (Renge)
And often, he gets a text saying how Hikaru misses his little brother so, so much.
Hikaru doesn't want to give up, but he's scared. He's terrified. He doesn't know why Kaoru's suddenly like this, and he's heard horror stories of people taking their own lives in states like this. The thought worries him sick, and he has no clue how to fix it, how to make sure not to fuck up more than he must have already done. The breaking point is Hikaru himself not showing up to club, too overcome with anxiety to leave home in case there's an emergency. When he does finally show up, he's not himself at all, and when Haruhi after club tries to talk to him, he snaps at her. But she's unfazed, tries getting through to him in his anxiety-fueled anger, and eventually, he just breaks down into tears, because he has no clue how else to react. It's really embarrassing, crying in front of the whole Host club, but he can't help it. Kaoru hasn't talked to him in weeks, possibly. He's only coming out every now and again to eat. The school has given up and just started sending his classwork home, expecting him not to show up. And their parents arent doing a fucking thing because they're "too busy" (<- own headcanon) and Hikaru is scared out of his goddamn mind because it's his brother!!!! His baby brother!!!! His little brother is severely depressed, Hikaru is genuinely afraid he may hurt himself, and nobody around him is doing anything to help him!!!! and Hikaru knows that includes himself, because what can he do? He's said everything he can think of at Kaoru's door, slipped notes under it, brought him gifts, brought him treats, sat outside and talked at the door for hours, holding a conversation with himself just because Kaoru won't respond. The only reason he knows he's still alive is because Kaoru does come out for food, and Hikaru does damn well try to talk to him then, but Kaoru never responds.
I think after hearing this, the Host club decides to make an unanimous decision to visit the Hitachiin house. Cue Hani and Mori forcefully, literally breaking the door down which scares the ever-loving hell out of Kaoru. And the way Hikaru runs up to his little brother, latching onto him and crying and telling him how sorry he is for whatever he's done or whatever has happened, that he just wants to make everything better and he would do anything at all to make Kaoru happy again breaks Kaoru's heart.
That's probably the first time in weeks Kaoru's actually spoken back, just mumbling back an "I'm sorry".
And like. YES this is super angsty. But Kaoru is a lonely and most importantly DRAMATIC mother fucker. Of course he would go to these lengths if he thought it was legitimately the best thing for his brother. And I can say from experience when you're depressed you think the worst things are "for the best".
I think the host club prob brought gifts or other things, in efforts to cheer Kaoru up. "You can hold Usa-chan!" Hani tells him. Similarly, Tamaki says, "You can hold my teddy bear". Mori took the time to do extensive research into clinical/severe depression and anxiety and complied a handwritten list of coping methods he's seen to be most helpful. Self-therapy, basically. Kyoya, likewise, offers Kaoru (at a generous discount, of course) trips to their therapy resorts or even their specialized psychiatrists.
Haruhi simply bought him his favorite movies on bluray (which he probably already owns, but she didn't rlly think about that at the time and it's the thought that counts) with a handwritten letter for him that's super mushy written in that very awkward I-don't-know-how-to-say-this way Haruhi is known for (she forbid anyone else from reading it. It's for Kaoru only!!!)
I think the kindness does get Kaoru to ACTUALLY start crying for the first time in a while. After feeling so hollow and emotionless, he's surprised at the sudden surge of emotion inside his chest, and he can't stop sobbing. It's not bad, though. In a way, he prefers it to the utter roboticness he's felt. I think they all hang out after that, insisting they all watch the movies Haruhi bought him (Host club Cinderella movie night!!) and while it of course follow standard Host club antics, I think it would be pretty chill and low-energy. Kaoru probably needs it to be a little slow right now, and he's just happy to finally embrace his friends again - he doesn't realize how much he's missed them...
And of course, Hikaru is basically attached to him the whole time, snuggling and cuddling him and saying words of affection - an uncommon thing, as usually they never have to be said, but this is an unprecedented moment, and Hikaru just wants to make sure Kaoru knows how much he loves him.
...GOD THIS GOT SO LONG. NO REGRETS THOUGH. YOUR IDEAS INSPIRE ME, ANON
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gamz333 · 4 months
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just a silly little vent thing idk
im so fucking tired, i hate trying to "get better" but he said he wanted me to and that id make him happy so ofc im gonna try but fuck i just wanna shred my skin to bits and not eat till im hospitalised again and i wanna kms so bad and i wanna drink till i black out and do it angain when i wake up and i wanna smoke till im all fuzzy and i wanna fuck random ass people who treat me like shit so i can have attention for a little bit but no,, i cant,, i want to get better for him,, but it hurts so bad,, especially when hes ignoring me constantly but i feel bad about that too cus im getting pissed at it when i know hes busy, hes got his finals this week and next week and im over hear getting all worked up over the fact he hasnt said that he loves me back in a few days, i know hes off with his stupif fucking boyfriend telling him how amazing he is and how much he loves him and how fucking good of a boyfriend he is. i hate his bf so much its stupid, but i dont want him not to have his bf, he makes him happy ig and hes tehre for him irl when i cant be and whatever but fuck im sick of him constantly talking about him when im over hear practically *begging* for an ounce of attention so i dont fucking kms god im so tired, last time we spoke it was kinda short lastibg and the time before that i was begging him not to khs cus of his family but fuck i just want him to tell me that he loves me. thats it. thats all i need and ill be okay for a bit. even if its just "ily" or "ly" or fucking idf just something,,, ive said so many time that i need *something* to keep me going but fuck just pleasd this hurts so bad
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libidomechanica · 2 years
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moved-19871997 · 3 years
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sure he reposts lgbtq+ positivity posts on his igstory but does he respect it when you ask him not to use words that make you uncomfortable
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clearskiiess · 2 years
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i am pushing you on a wooden swingset and it’s hanging from a willow and we’re all secluded in the branches and it was moving fast at first but gradually i let you slow down so i can lean over your head and put a kiss on your nose from behind and i take your hand and pull you to the grass and we cuddle together in the afternoon of the warm grass and we’re together and we’re happy an
HKEJKFRHJFDJKDFSKLH THAT SOUNDS SOSOSOSOSO GOOD AND !!! IM !!!!! JEHJFGKHKD holy fuckjkkk.... god i love you sososos much i am going to Make this happen when we meet up absolutely. I WOULKD DO THE SAME THING JDHVDV like if i pushed you on a swing set or something i would just . need to kiss u suddenly so i would gently capture u in my arms mid swing and kiss ur cute little face and u would giggle and pretend to move away AND DJKHHFFKH i would swing on the monkey bars if we were at a park and hang upside down and SPIDERMAN KISS IMDRKJLGLJKB/./............. if that happened i am. DEAD ON THE SPOT. shot down by a love gun...
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chromosoid · 4 years
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i have been searching FOR YEARS to figure out what this doll was called from my childhood all i remember is it was an alien/astronaut girl with a pet robo dog (not mechanical) 😩 all google shows me is bratz dolls and the idog thing 😤
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broadwaypunk · 4 years
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Rehearsal went well but I talk way too fucking much literally all the time
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So yeah, happy birthday Em! Sorry the coloring and linework is a bit sloppy since I finished this in a short amount of time but it's better than nothing heh,, // @mushroomminded \\
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oh-for-fic-sake · 3 years
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Do yiu want to maybe write a lil smth about big dick daddy and his strength.... pleasd and thank u ❤️🥵
Okay hun just a quick headcannon might not be exactly what you were after but porn is ponr 🤷‍♀️ 😘😘
Warnings: smut, nsfw, size difference, toys, car sex, exhibitionism, daddy kink, filth
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You bent forward with the slightest of winces, this probably wasnt the best idea to use this particular toy when you had yoga class.
Today was henry's birthday, you were going to skip class but sadly he had a meeting this morning and had insisted on you coming to class.
You really should of stuck to your guns and stayed home
But it was to late now, you were here in the middle of class, this time at the back becuase you were nervous about anyone seeing it through your leggings.
You had a surprise for your sweet boyfriend, it had taken a few days of prep work but you were on the final stage
You see there was an issue in the bedroom. He was ridiculously endowed... like seriously before meeting him you rolled your eyes at that whole 'i can see it in her guts' porn cliche that men tried to boast about.
Not anymore. Nope, it was definitely a thing.
You were thankfull he was strong enough and could lift you with his arms and make you 'hover' as he drilled you mindful of just how much he fed your needy but small pussy.
You could never take him fully and although he never minded it got to you. You wanted to be good for him, to give him everything. And take everythig!
So you decided to get a set of plugs to help... loosen you a tad, it was more a length issue then a... girth?
You were on your second day of your biggest toy and it was strange streaching and doing yoga with the toy rubbing your tender walls.
It was down right torturous!
You heaved in relief as the teacher wrapped up the class and bolted outside needing to get home and cool off
The beep of a horn called you across the road to where henry was waiting in the car.
You crossed the road quickly opening the door throwing your bag behind the passenger seat and climbed in "Ah~fucking fuck!"
Henry froze and cast you a strange look as you bit your lip and shuddered as your ass met the seat...
That didnt make sense? You hadnt been spanked for a few days
"Babe? You okay? Did you pull something?" He asked slowly concern creasing his brow
"I wish, no no i- lets go, i need to get back and chill... need a fucking shower you cringed, you really did, not just to cool down either.
"Okay if your sure" he said pulling away from the curb.
During the ride home he kept a close eye on you, noting the soft mewls and panting... especially when he let the car over rev a little, trying to help with the battery which had been playing up recently.
"Babe your going red, have some of your drink" henry said half way home nodding to your bag behind the seat.
"Yeah.. okay" you hummed unclipped your seat belt, holding the bottle would give you something to do with your hands, take the temptation of slipping you fingers to your crotch as the car vibrated the plug.
You moved leaning over the center console and cralwed back bending over reaching your bag. Unknowingly presenting the little bulging base of the plug in your pussy
"No fucking way!?" Henry growled doing a double take as he saw the little tell tale bump
Before you could ask what he meant a hugge hand came up landing over your slit in a light spank making you moan
"Oh god~ hen!?" You moaned and tried to reverse back into you sea but henrys hand remained on the end of the plug and wriggled it side to side sending you into a chorus of wanton moans
"Baby girl? You wore a plug to yoga?" He laughed enjpying the way you collapsed over the centre console
He moved repositioning his arm to rest his elbow and fore arm on your back fingers slipping under the leggings and following the creas of your ass to the wet pussing lips wrapped around the plug.
"Hen- daddy! Noo let me up!" Ou protested not likejng being bent over in the car for the world to see it they wished!
"Oh hush, we're almost home! Its nothing you dont deserve your naughty girl!" He teased clasping the plug and slowly began thrusting the toy in and out
"Oh gos! Listen to that~ such a messy girl? All drenched and slippy~" you mewled and began panting unable to stop rocking back.
"D-daddy please! Not in the car!"
"So yours embarrassed being caught with your toy in the car, but not your yoga class?-pfft yoga all those streches must have been fun baby girl~ tell me what was your favourite? Is this a naughty little secret?" He spoke cheerfully amused by the predicament youd got yourself in
"No-no i didnt mean it! Daddy its not like that!"
"No? Then why do you have this in your little pussy babygirl?" He asked genuinely curious
"Its for you daddy! For your birthday! I made'em bigger so you can... all in..." you stuttered as he began fuckingnyou faster. But he stopped at your comment
"You've been getting yourself ready so daddy can fuck you deeper?" He said out loud as he managed to pull the car into the drive thanking god this was an automatic.
Cy-yeah! Please-Ugh daddy!?" You cried as with a quick flick of his hands your leggings were at your knees and the plig was pulled free.
He whistled low when he saw just what your stuffed yourself with... definitely longer then anything else he'd seen you use before.
You moaned as he left you needy on the edge.
He didnt waist time just feeling hos wet and horny you were had him fully erect already.
He ditched the plug on the passenger seat paying no mind to your yells of 'is gonna stain!'
Deft fingers latched onto your hips as he pulled himself free.
"God your such a good girl~ so precious" he purred before hoisting you to straddle him and without hesitation impaling you on him fully.
"F-Fuuuck! Daddy it oh god!" You groaned feeling him press you down onto his thighs tightly grinding hissing through his teeth.
"Fuck! Fuck thats-god your so hot! So tight babygirl~" you whined as your leggings at your knees was stretched across his chest pressing your legs high and spread like a resistance band holding you open to him
"Ah daddy ! Please! Fuck please move!" You cried for him to fuck you despite being on top.
He chuckled heeding you and held your waist tightly before lifting your, bobbing you up and down on him.
He grunted straightening his legs into the foot well and moved you faster, just like he would a fleshlight useing your body as his own toy, only this time you were accepting him entirely.
His head rested on the head rest and he moaned louder widening his thighs reveling in the feel of your ass beuching his balls as he drove deeper.
You panted moaning and wriggling squirming in his grasp as he used you properly for the first time.
You fought him as things got too much, but it was no use, he had clamped his hands on you and was too lost to give any wiggle room. You loved it!
Then finally with a huge growl and roar he tugged your hips to his in bruisong thrusts markingnyou with his fingers as he plundered you in the last few thrusts
Bringingnyou high enough you feared oud hit to roof of the car.
Just as quickly as he'd taken you he finished locking you to his lap pressing as far as he could into your body floddjng your jnsides sendingnyou into your own orgasm
You flexed and kicked your entire body trembling and fighting as he held you still feedinnyour cunt as much as he could.
"Fuck! Fuck that- why has it taken this long to try car sex" you panted slowly coming down from your high.
"I dont know, but fuck if that wasnt the best quicky we ever had"
"Beats the public bathroom" you agreed
"Hands down... soo round two?"
"Inside... i can hear kal barking" you uttere flushing tipping your head hearing the bear belting out the song of his people
"Good shout..." henry chuckled
"Henry... happy birthday" you uttered
"Thank you... it's best present ever... how long you been wearing them?"he said nodding to the plug that had left an embarrassing puddle onnthe leather.
"Only a week" you shrugged leaning over grasping the plug.
"Used to it then?" He quipped staringm off in thought
"Yeah pretty much... why?" You answered anxiously
"I expect this as my very own homecoming treat from now on babygirl... do you understand princess?"
"Yes daddy~ comemon lets go inside i want round two!" You giggled nodding to him excitedly. You don't mind the inconvenience of plugs if it gives you mind blowing sex
"I thought this was my present?" He pouted sweetly at how excited you were for his present
"You gonna say no to round two daddy?" You teased prodding his chest the little sweat patch on the grey tshirt making your mouth water, you couldn't help it you were far too gone.
"of course not! Lets get your cuffs out!" He laughed patting you ass prompting you to climb off of him and crawl back to the passenger seat and redress.
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batz-zzz · 2 years
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i remember u said u like dnd so lemme tell u this thing that just happened in my campaign omg
so the party is at a dinner with the big bad right before we're gonna beat the shit out of him y'know and he asks my character what they think of the food right
and so in character i respond "i don't much enjoy food that wasn't cooked by my own hand" because he grew up in a bakery and he loves to cook bc it's a comfort to him ofc
AND THE BIG BAD HEARS THIS AND JUST BRINGS HIM A SLAB OF RAW MEAT AND DROPS IT ON HIS PLATE. AND JUST GOES "well if you say so" LIKE I HATE THIS GUY SO MUCH BUT THAT WAS SUCH A FUCKING POWER MOVE
LMAODKFBFDO OH MY GOD,,,,,. ....,,, HES SUCH AN ASSHOLE,,,,,,,, *BLUSHES*
PLEASDE GOD TELL ME YALL BEAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF HIM AFTERWARDS
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