#Please tell me who wins

[beardedbarba]

anyway i can’t watch this match it’s bedtime gn

#please tell me who wins

[zu-is-here]

Breaking news: Error faces his chocolate bars' dealer

#zu art #poll #dream!sans #cross!sans #killer!sans #nightmare!sans #error!sans #uf!sans #fell!sans #underfell!sans #undertale #undertale au #utmv #super fast cause my heart can't handle it— #please tell me who's winning now I haven't chose yet :'D

[skitskatdacat63]

The true old man fucker behavior is simping over historical figures

#fernando alonso this mark webber that 🥱🙄 #arthur wellesley 1st duke of wellington 😍😍😍 #im so sorry #i just have these weird moments when im in a museum or when im looking at Wikipedia #and im looking at some historical figure like 'why he kinda 😳' #you guys know my weird obsession with napoleon i digress #i wanted to see who was on the other side for Waterloo bcs au ideas and all that #and why he kinda 🫣🫣🫣 #also Napoleon II was kinda a twink hehehe #and pls tell me why i was reading Napoleon's wikipedia and kinda being 🤭 over him #ngl in the personality/image section of his wikipedia theres a lot of nando coded stuff #such as: #surrounding himself with taller men that called him affectionate nicknames abt his height. okay. whore. #AND ALSO #'he had to win at everything he attempted' that is literally almost verbatim what nando said abt himself in his documentary #please someone stop me from making a quote comparison post about that #most normal behavior: saying fernando is napoleon coded #but seriously i think their personalities are not that different #in the au i think nando would be napoleon actually bcs of renault and bcs of the thematic similarities #would being in McHonda and then his retirement be being sent to Saint Helena? #....is Aston Martin the Waterloo before Elba....... #the parallels are paralleling! #just wanted to joke about my weirdness abt historical figures and then gave my thesis abt Napoleon = Fernando #i apologize(thats a lie) #catie.rambling.txt

[princesssarcastia]

okay listen. airing a u.s. political pet peeve here.

setting aside the issue of to-vote-for-biden-or-to-not-vote-for-biden in 2024 and the arguments for and against,

please don't lie to people and tell them voting for a third party presidential candidate is a good idea. please....please don't do that. it won't work. it won't help you. if you want to vote for a third party candidate as a "fuck you" to the republicans or the democrats or both, okay. go for it. but don't tell people that will help, don't expect it will help, it will do exactly nothing.

vote third party in your village, town, school district, city, county, state elections! vote for third-party candidates in your u.s. house races! in those kinds of races a third-party or nonpartisan candidate can have a decent chance of winning, depending. but it 100% won't work for president, and outside some very specific circumstances, probably also won't work in the u.s. senate.

the "third-party" presidential candidates running with most actual established political parties (green party, libertarian party) are not your friends any more than trump or biden are.

#just saw a post telling people to vote third party in the presidential race and i just... #can't stand it. can't let it go. sorry. #you want to be able to meaningfully vote for a third party presidential candidate? #cool! me too! #you're gonna need hundreds of millions of dollars #and a massive media and influence campaign #to successfully amend the u.s. constitution and eliminate first-past-the-post voting. and also the electoral college #it will probably take you 30 years if you start now (please genuinely start now!) #but in the meantime you get TWO choices for president #and you can pick one or the other or neither! but that's all that's meaningfully on the table #like you can put a third-party candidate on your ballot but it's the same as voting for nothing #....except for the rancid political discourse that will follow after the election results come in #which depending on which party wins will blame everyone who voted third party #for the outcome of the election

[darkfire359]

#izzy hands #our flag means death #ofmd #Mazikeen has that gifset that mirrors the ‘there he is’ scene so perfectly #Pearl has ‘It’s over isn’t it’ #I feel like people won’t know Drummer and Ashford but they are both so Izzy in different ways #unrequited gay crush on someone dating the protagonist who is a buffoon #vs grizzled old guy who is an antagonist but very honorable and totally reasonable the whole time #and they both have been pirates and first mates! #Drummer’s also got that ridiculous loyalty and the angry yelling #anyway Sevika’s the loyal henchmen who loses a limb and has to deal with her boss’s much sillier interest in another character #Izzy made me like her so much more than I first did #I have not seen Birds of Prey but Victor is a masochistic gay little henchman and that seems perfect tbh? #no idea who Pash is; please tell me #Tinkerbell and Jon were also recommended for this poll and IDK the parallel but it’s funny #I also want to add an honorable mention for ‘loyal henchmen with an unrequited gay crush’ Scorpia from She-Ra #But my beloved Scorpia is way too nice and unbeat to win here

[matitimblir]

Pikmin death ring

#pikmin #death battle #who would win #tell me please! #pikmin 2 #pikmin 3 #pikmin 4 #choose your pick #pick your choose

[mang0-after-dark]

A Sweet Prize

PtN x Chief! Reader

Not really smut or dark, just some dumb fun with some allusion to smut.

Words: 944

Notes: I couldn’t decide on a character to have be the winner, so maybe there will be later fics for different character winning their prize. Any input on who the winner should be is welcome.

"Why did I agree to this?" You whisper to yourself, eyes scanning over the sight that stares back through the mirror. The sound of applause and cheers echo out from the stage that had been set up for the night.

A show and a small raffle, all to raise and keep morale. Some entertainment would be good for mental stability, they said. The whole thing was being run by Serpent, should have been the first clue of your imminent embarrassment, Peggy and Joan would both be performing, Kelvin prepared a wide variety of cold treats for audience enjoyment. By all accounts it would be a near flawless event within the MBCC.

"Alright, my lovely Sinners! You've all made an amazing audience for us tonight! But sadly, all good things must eventually end," Serpent speaks sadly, her voice echoing as she takes careful steps across the stage, "but since you have all made such a good audience, I do have one final little magic trick to show you all!"

It's almost time…

"I'm sure you've all been wondering what the number one, topmost, extra special mystery prize for the raffle is!" Murmurs excitedly weave through the crowd, "well wonder no more! This next trick will SHOW you!"

A pair of staff members roll a pair of large boxes onto the stage, both decorated with bright colors and swirling patterns. Serpent paces across the stage to stand next to one box.

"For this final trick, I will need an assistant, but this time, not from the audience. Tell me, lovely sinners, have you noticed someone missing out there?" Again murmurs rise in the quiet pause, "well everyone clap extra loud for my assistant in this final trick! The MBCC Chief!" She shouts excitedly, the music cue starting up in time with her words.

It's time…

You step out onto the stage to be met with the barrier of applause, all the shackled sinners that have been brought to the MBCC seated comfortably and smiling up at the revelry being displayed for them. A shy smile tugs at your lips, even if your humiliation is nigh, you need to keep the surprise safe.

It was months that this event was being planned and prepared, months that the final prize was a secret known only to you, and to Serpent who came up with the idea.

"Well Chief, just this once, I hold you'll forgive me for being the one to give orders!" Chuckles echo from the crowd, Serpent opens the large box beside her, "well, please step inside here! Wave the lovelies goodbye, Chief!" A small wave as you try to swallow your nerves, slowly sinking into the box as Serpent closes the lid over your head.

"Well with that started, I'll reveal to you all what it is I'll be doing!" Serpent starts, her heels clicking loudly as she walks away from the prop boxes, "a little trick of teleportation! You see, the Chief will disappear! And out of the other box, will be the number one raffle prize!" She explains excitedly, her own giddiness at the reveal being covered up by her normally bouncy attitude.

"Does anyone have any questions before we do this?" Serpent steps out towards the front edge of the stage.

A voice echoes slightly in the room, "what will happen to the Chief?" Nightingale's voice echoes, having been given the night off for the event.

"Oh I promise, the Chief will be just fine! She'll appear a little ways away is all!" Serpent nearly sings, "anyone else?"

Silence hangs, the air buzzing for the next, final, reveal.

Serpent clicks back to the boxes, tapping on the box you had gone into and causing the small structure to fall apart, revealing its newly emptiness. Murmurs echo as she steps across to the second box, resting her hand on its lid as she turns to face the audience.

"Now, on the count of three everyone!" She announces, inciting shouted participation from the audience.

"One!" Here it comes…

"Two!" Will there be any respect left for you?..

"Three!" Well, you guess it doesn't matter now…

Serpent lifts the lid, the box crumbling like the first did, and standing out from the remains…

The chief stands up, lifting one leg up behind them, back straight to their full height, one arm propped against their hip, the other raised in a peace sign in front of their face. All in a playboy bunny suit.

The sparkly cloth hugs skin tight, leaving not a single curve or line in your body to the imagination, the slightly too tight fishnet leggings giving your legs a squishing appearance, the stiletto high heels offering little support but add noticeable height, and the tall bunny ear headband sits over your head, one ear flopping downward from the movement of standing up.

Stunned silence is quickly stomped out by deafening applause and cheers, even from up on the stage, you can feel the burning gazes of the sinners on your body.

Serpent speaks to pull attention off you, if only slightly, "you see, Lovelies, our number one prize tonight, is a simple, but very intriguing one." She steps around to hold a hand out to the Chief, helping you step down from the box's display, "one night, no shackles, at least not for you, with the Chief! Anything you want to do, anywhere you want to go, all expenses paid by Minos! Just our lucky winner, and our lovely bunny Chief. Alone, and free to do whatever the winner wishes." Serpent practically purrs the last sentence, her own searing gaze being clear to anyone watching.

"So then, shall we start the game?"

#path to nowhere #path to nowhere x reader #Serpent #joan #peggy #Kelvin #not smut #just fun #please tell me who should win

[footballandshit]

men think i wear football kits to get their attention lol i do it to impress your wife

#real story that just happened btw haha #like please they think me wearing my kit is an invitation for them to comment on my club and test my football knowledge fuck offfff #while their wife holds my hand and tells me i look very pretty and that i rock the arsenal kit (19/20 home) so well 🥰 #so who's winning? 🤭 #plus they don't know how to style the kits like i do 🙄💅🤭 #ice talks #football

[bumblingbabooshka]

Guy who always puts on sunscreen when he can, reciting all the risks that sun exposure could pose to an individual Vs. Girl who says “I am Vulcan, I do not require sunscreen” much to the aforementioned guy’s dismay.

#guy who sleeps in fancy robes vs girl who sleeps in essentially a long t-shirt #Tuvok is SUCH a 'hey hey hey where are you going?? come here. sunscreen.' parent #I have fond memories of my mother wrangling me to stay still and then telling me to wait five minutes before I go into the water so the #sunscreen could soak into my skin. #Tuvok can't wrangle T'Pel but he can appeal to her doctor brain and keep reciting all the risks until she reconsiders #(this leads to a 'can you get my back?' moment...win for the both of them) #bea art tag #Tuvok/T'Pel #st voyager #st voyager art #T'Pel #Tuvok #T'Pel puts on sunscreen when she's on Vulcan but like on Earth she's like I'm VULCAN the little EARTH sun is nothing v_v #and Tuvok's in the background like adun'a please put on sunscreen or at least a hat - a hat?? T'Pel??

[finexbright]

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#WHY is everyone being so bitter about that speech is beyond me #this is exactly what happens when you take things out of context and focus on one thing #i am not ''defending'' him or whatever i'm just saying that like always things are being taken out of context #people are acting like he SPECIFICALLY said that part for the grammys speech like he's an evil mastermind #practicing that sentence just so he can come and say it at an award show #bestie that's literally the speech that man's been giving at all his concerts that's literally what he says all the time #he was overwhelmed and he wasn't expecting the one and he just. said the words he's always said because he couldn't comprehend #let him be honestly like you're all being so bitter about it as if you saying awful things about it is gonna change the fact that #his album won album of the year. like no matter what you do it's not going to change #plus like. you're all complaining about him being rich please tell me WHO in that nomination list ISN'T rich #i know rich people should die but also like. these people aren't rich just because. they have the wealth because they put in the talent #and effort and fucking worked hard for it man #just because your favourite didn't win doesn't mean that he didn't put out a damn good album. he would not be nominated #if his album wasn't good enough #honestly. let go literally let go you'll find peace and calm

[randomuzerthelozer]

Osc twt drama(or the whole platform) got me feeling like hit song "Świat według kiepskich" by big cyc (which translates to) Big Boob. From hit series "świat według kiepskich" aka "Lousy world" which is sitcom about a dysfunctional polish family from Wrocław.

#I don't mean discourse like “hey this person is a horrible human” etc #I mean like... really stupid shit #osc #“please shut up” #like “oh my god no one givea a fuck #“stop makimg issues out of random shit” #twt #twitter #osctwt #not you all osctumblr mwah/p #even if the osc roblox roleplay games are the best part of this community(fight me) #but still osc tumblr *mwah* #/p #idk but like 50% of people feel like toddlers #seeing ratio's be used as a unironic way to suggest who wins a arugment is the most braintrot thing to ever brainrot #like ironically imo their okay or like with a level of comedy #“It was a joke” well then their ass sucked at telling it #I've barely watched the show #I just really like the intro

[lesbians4leonardo]

somebody tell me a story where the lovers win against all odds

#/gen #mushie thinking thoughts #not really a vent #people keep comparing my gf and i (who have a lot of odds against us) to romeo and juliet #or orpheus and eurydice #and i don’t know any stories like this where the lovers win #where everything is set up for tragedy #but the lovers succeed anyways #somebody tell me a story of hope #please

[shermangepherd]

hey we saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe

#and we're back baby #art #lesbian cats #love wins #figured i should probably start with something non-oc related so i didn't put so much pressure on myself #been reading a lot of lackadaisy recently #i have no idea who to credit for the original image so if anyone knows who took it please tell me

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Nando bringing up the penalty he got in Canada every single time someone else does the same thing but didn't get penalized for it is the exact level of pettiness I both aspire to and expected lmao -

I miss when we did get footage from the driver meetings because those were so entertaining, it was low-key like watching classmates snitching on each other to the principal in front of their entire year lmao. Just pure passive aggression, snarky remarks and the funniest cuts to other drivers' reactions (personal fav is confused!Checo).

#f1 #formula 1 #formula one #fernando alonso #i swear the drivers are begging george to make him a powerpoint in the hopes that it'll make the speech shorter lmao #imagine the driver gc when seb left tho lmao #mick (probably): did did Seb just leave?? #lando (probably): WE CAN DO THAT??? #(a few moments later) #seb (probably): you in fact cannot do that... the fine was still worth it #nando (probably): I'll remember that 😉 #check (probably): HOW IS HE BOTH TALKING AND TEXTING?? HE DIDN'T LOOK DOWN ONCE?? #nando (probably): it's a gift #esteban (probably): you've seen nothing until you see him in a meeting at Alpine lmao #lewis (probably): two words for you #lewis (probably): McLaren spygate #nando (probably): who would win a ceo with a thing for cleanliness who'd make you eat peaches oranges etc with a knife and fork OR #nando (probably): yours truly a man with a beard and a peach who is also pissed? it was a small but sweet victory #lance (probably): ... please tell me we're going to hear about Canada at every meeting until the end of the year... #nando (probably): 😉 #daniel (probably): so asking for a friend but... seb how much is the fine? just for arguments sake... #corrections because sorry I'm not typing this again lmao; checo not check & please tell me we're not rather than please tell me we're going

[unliikelylovers]

it sucks that there is no polite way to be like “hey i don’t think you’re a bad person and i think you can find amazing friends who are not me but please can you find those people because i don’t really like you” to someone who wants sooooo badly to be your friend

#like this is about a first-year in my college theatre dept #and she just … annoys me a lot. for reasons that don’t make her a bad person #but do make me not want to be friends with her #and i wish i could tell her like. hey nothing against you but we’re just not going to click as friends #so please stop trying #because like. the way she’s trying to be my friend is by ‘playfully’ ribbing me alllllll the time #because one of our mutual friends does so #so now she thinks it’s cool and fun #missing the fact that our mutual friend has a much more established rapport with me #while this girl is just. a random first-year who goes out of her way to pick on me? #like sorry that’s not going to win me over.. #personal

[cinephalopods]

what on earth is the state of this game right now. the amount of people resorting to just being Huge Assholes in every single pvp gamemode and abysmal matching algorithm(?) is genuinely making it feel un-fun to play lately? like maybe i'm just getting unlucky but the amount of people getting matched into the B and C rank games i've played that have blatantly got A-S rank badges on their splashtags (even in series, where you can't just patch in your friends who are better than you) feels. redundant. convinced people just Forgot that spawncamping and squidbagging are dick moves also

#splatoon 3 #i just live in salmon run now. only habitable zone #i know spawncamping is harder now with the drones but are people taking that as a challenge or something??? #this can't be just me please tell me others are having a bad time as well dsfjvsdvf #like the only reason i'd play anarchy battles for fun rn is with friends bc at least then when it sucks its funny!! #trying to play solo this morning was a mistake it just sucks!!!! #who the fuck spawncamps in tower control. im not angry i just wanna know/lying #i hope that the enemy hero shot from my last round today goes to hell before they die/j #like maybe i could start winning if i also turned into a huge scumbag but thats also not fun. really wanna know what people get out of it