#Please the man has some broad ass shoulders and thick arms from instruments he can have a belly too

[buttercupsanddandelions]

You've heard of dadbod!Geralt but what about dadbod!Jaskier?

Jaskier bunkers down in some noble's court for the winter because Oxenfurt was just a little too far away to travel to

He enjoys the life: of playing to his hearts content, partaking in someone's bed every night, eating what the greatest masters of the culinary arts have crafted

He's thriving 🤷‍♂️

Without a surly witcher and his mare to walk behind, he starts to gain some weight

It's fine, most people gain weight in the winter, no big deal at all

And then his bedpartners start to notice

At the first mention of his not-so-lithe visage, he shows off, yes there is more of him to love, thank you for noticing

And then it becomes a thing, where people want to touch him because he's nice to cuddle up to

To be fair who wouldn't want to cuddle upto a nice squishy man with a furred chest

So Jaskier takes advantage of his newfound status as the best cuddle buddy in court and has the time of his life

The first time Geralt sees his dadbod he gets a "Hmm." and probing of his belly which leads to some friendly brawling because men are like that

I just want the bard to have some meat on his bones okay

#the witcher #jaskier #Give 👏 me👏squishy 👏bard👏 #Also I'm tired of people writing him like he's delicate and skin-and-bones #Please the man has some broad ass shoulders and thick arms from instruments he can have a belly too