#Poor James...

[sunny-prongs]

James headcanon

James don't eat any kind of chicken/flying animals, that's because he have grow attached to a hen when he was visiting the Pettigrew's farm and one day as he was eating with them he asked where she was only to have Peter's grandma looking at him confused before saying "in your plate?" bro is traumatized after that

#james potter #james #Pettigrew #pettigrew farm #poor james... #yes this is again me projecting on the characters #but worse it was not my friend's family hen #IT WAS MY HEN #never eat chicken or any kind of flying animals after that without feeling intense guilt

[mizgnomer]

Trouble in the 1800's - Good Omens

The next time we see them together Crowley asks for holy water. What did they do to the poor dear?

#good omens #david tennant #michael sheen #what did they do to him? #the poor dear #ineffable husbands #good omens season 2 #gos2 #Edinburgh in 1827 #St. James Park in 1862 #nothing they can do to him #will keep crowley away from aziraphale #(but aziraphale rejecting him will keep him away for a while) #(until aziraphale needs rescuing again) #making myself get misty-eyed #good omens 2 #gos2 spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #stuff i posted #crowley and aziraphale

[my-castles-crumbling]

Gay Panic?

First year:

James, casually: So my uncle has a husband.

Sirius, shocked: You can do that?

James: Yeah, I reckon so.

-

Second year:

Sirius: So I have a gay uncle too.

James, not really bothered: Weird, mate. Guess a lot of people are gay.

Sirius, a bit contemplative: Hahaha. Weird.

-

Third year:

Sirius, nervously: Do you ever want to kiss people?

James: Girls, right? You mean girls?

Sirius, even more nervously: Erm, yeah. Girls.

James: Yeah, I like Evans. She’s like…bossy-hot.

-

Fourth year:

Remus: So…I'm gay.

Sirius, having a gay crisis: Ohhhh! Erm, we support you!

James, also panicking, thinking of gay Regulus: Yes. We're allies!

Sirius, still internally panicking: Such allies.

-

Fifth year:

Sirius, freaking out again: So, you know how we're like…allies?

James, paranoid, worried Sirius saw him staring at Reggie: Yeah?

Sirius: Allies can have like…gay dreams, right? And still be straight?

James, relieved: Oh. Oh, yeah! Absolutely. I do, too! And I'm a thousand percent straight.

-

Sixth year:

Sirius, really having a crisis after Remus returned to school six inches taller: It's totally normal as a straight person to have a crush on another bloke, right?

James, still fully in denial even though he's been stalking Reg on the Map: Erm, yeah. Definitely. We're both straight.

-

Seventh year:

Sirius, having just kissed Remus: So actually Im definitely gay and I'm dating Moony and that crush and those dreams were all very gay.

James: Well FUCK what am I, then?

#marauders #harry potter #marauders era #fanfic #marauders fandom #harry potter marauders #sirius black kinnie #wolfstar #jegulus #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders headcanon #marauders fanfiction #marauders fic #the marauders #regulus x james #james potter x regulus black #james and regulus #james & sirius #poor james #james fleamont potter #sirius o black #sirius loves remus #sirius being sirius #remus x sirius #sirius black

[evermoreismychild]

regulus: it’s like we finish each other’s—

james: …homework

regulus: ???

james, in tears, sliding his potions work over to reg: please

#he can do it #he just doesn’t #it just isn’t interesting enough for poor james #wolfstar #remus lupin #regulus black #james x regulus #james potter #hogwarts #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders #sirius black #rosekiller #fandom ships #jegulus

[danceinthunder]

Can you imagine how flustered James would be when he and Regulus start dating and Regulus starts actually being really affectionate and soft with him?

Like of course Regulus still teasingly bullies him (it’s one of his love languages and James loves it dw) but when he starts also complimenting him and giving him random hugs and stuff? James would melt and blush and not know how to respond.

And Regulus would love the fact he can shut James up better than anyone so he’d just do it all the time. Everyone round Hogwarts would be so confused about how The Regulus Black, who seemingly only had two moods: indifference and annoyance, suddenly started being so sweet and soft to James Potter.

He’d chase him down the halls when he forgot a textbook in his room calling for his “Sunshine” and James would be speed walking away blushing the entire time but absolutely adoring the attention at the same time.

#dead gay wizards #mauraders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #starchaser #I think regulus would actually like a certain amount of PDA #he’s been brought up without reciprocated love and doesn’t want James to ever feel like he isn’t adored #and James loves regulus loudly by accident because the poor lad can’t do anything quietly

[messrmagpie]

ugh, get a room 🙄

#professional third wheel #poor james #marauders #remus lupin #harry potter #fanart #wolfstar #anything for our moony #sirius black #marauders era #marauders fanart #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #james potter #wolfstar fanart #poa #prisoner of azkaban #mwpp #mwpp era

[pearlynia]

James, groaning: my lips are so dry!

Sirius: try putting honey on it, it helps

James:

James, grabbing Regulus's face kisses him: there!

Sirius, looking like he wants to laugh and cry: you- I- wha- how- I- n-

Remus, looking up from his book: Great! This is the third time this week that you two broke him and it's Monday!

#remus is so done #regulus is just there blushing #he looks like he's about to explode #poor guy #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #marauders #wolfstar #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders fluff #marauders fandom #marauders era #starchaser #sunseeker #james x regulus #the black brothers has good relationship #regulus x james

[moondustinfj]

*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*

Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me

Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*

Regulus: Of course. This is James

James *looking between them* : Hi

Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?

James *annoyed*: It's James.

Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?

Regulus: James

Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy

James: It was...nice to meet you

Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish

#jegulus #james potter #(the poor man) #regulus black #(the little shit) #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #(the chaos enabler) #evan rosier #(proud) #marauders #the marauders #marauders era #slytherin skittles #regulus and barty #platonic bartylus #incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #source: new girl #i love that show #wolfstar

[lunasky2491]

James admiring Reggie:

Regulus: Potter what are your obnoxious eyes doing, keep your wild fixations to yourself.

James dreamy eyed: Just stargazing.

Regulus: you absolute imbecile you cannot possibly stargaze in the middle of the day.

James: well I can, and I’m admiring one now.

Regulus:

Remus:

Peter:

Evan:

Dorcas:

Barty snorting:

Sirius looking at the sky: um I can’t see anything James, where did you say it was?

3 days later:

Sirius: Wait a god damn minute! MOONY! IM GOING TO KILL HIM, I SWEAR THIS TIME I’LL KILL HIM!

#poor sirius #he got there in the end #though #marauders #marauders era #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #regulus black #peter pettigrew #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #wolfstar #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #dorcas meadowes #slytherin skittles #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs

[lunacias]

“just...bring her back safe, okay?” 

#the magnus archives #magnuspod #jonathon sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #sasha james #tma #rusty quill #congrats tma for being the first podcast i draw fanart for #just started s4 #i'm in so much pain #but these lines in s2 and s3 made me so so sad #digital #my poor attempt at dark colors lmao

[fuzziiwuzzii]

“What a little shit stirrer.”

Archie Madekwe made a direct comparison between Farleigh and Regina George so obviously I HAD to draw it

#farleigh start #beloved icon to many #I watched it in theatres for the 8th time yesterday #Saltburn #saltburn film #saltburn 2023 #saltburn fanart #saltburn movie #archie madekwe #oliver quick #barry keoghan #venetia catton #alison oliver #felix catton #jacob elordi #poor dear pamela #james catton #elspeth catton #duncan saltburn #mean girls #regina george

[amariram]

“I failed?”

#merlin #i woke up and chose violence #and pain #merthur #merlin loved arthur more than anything #and he sacrificed everything for him #at the end he was Arthur’s bane #poor boy #he deserved better #merlin fandom #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #bradley james #colin morgan #the once and future fandom

[my-castles-crumbling]

James: Hi, Reggie! How are you?

Regulus: Fuck off, James, and don't call me Reggie.

--

James to Remus five minutes later: Remus, he called me James! I think he loves me!

Remus: Prongs...that's literally your name.

#marauders #harry potter #marauders era #regulus black kinnie #jegulus #regulus black #marauders fanfiction #harry potter marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders fandom #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #the marauders #james and regulus #james fleamont potter #james potter #james x regulus #poor james #james potter x regulus black #regulus arcturus black

[lilyflxwers]

reg developed a sticker chart for james one year and gryffindor pranks against slytherin dropped by 76%

#sirius had to CARRY the pranks that year #poor baby #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #mauraders #dead gay wizards

[inthe-echo]

Hanahaki Regulus from Whatever Our Souls Are Made Of on ao3, GO READ IT ‼️

By @solmussa and @imdamagecontrol 🌸

#I spend so long on those petals #but I would do it again #my poor baby #regulus black fanart #regulus black #jegulus #jegulus fanart #james potter #hanahaki #fic: wosamo #marauders fandom #marauders fanart #marauders era #hp fanart #hp marauders #fanart #regulus fanart #my art

[propertyofjameswilson]

Guys don't get him wrong, Wilson's not dumb, he just wants a chance to get close to House's cock. That's it.

#house #house md #hilson #james wilson #gregory house #greg house #robert sean leonard #rsl #hugh laurie #s07e01 #why house stand like that #house be like: MY POOR DUMB BASTERD