#Poor Sam lol

[screechwhisper]

Sam: I think Colin needs professional help

Lena: don't care didn't ask also you're ugly

#TMAGP spoilers #tmagp #poor sam lol #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives

[pinazee]

The irony that Jim Kirk has had more screen time than Sam Kirk despite not even being part of the enterprise crew is very meta and i love it

#poor sam lol #always second best kirk #i love you sam and i want you to have your very own episode #star trek #star trek strange new worlds #captain kirk #james t kirk #star trek snw #snw #strange new worlds #strange new worlds season 2 #sam kirk #jim kirk #james kirk

[entropic-saudade]

Dean in season five: (derisively) You mean same-side-of-the-booth-couple over there?

Also Dean, several seasons later:

#deancas #supernatural #my bloody valentine #lily sunder has some regrets #parallels #destiel #dean winchester #poor Sam lol

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Sam: Oh, I have a medical condition alright.

Sam: It’s called caring too much, and it’s incurable.

#poor Sam lol #zombies run #zr #incorrect zr quotes #incorrect zombies run quotes #sam yao #samyao

[bark-bark-bark-bark]

NOT LUCIFER CALLING SAM “SPECIAL”

LIKE DAMN HE REALLY SAID SAM IS BUILT DIFFERENT SNDVDUSNDHSB

#sam winchester #lucifer spn #spn #poor Sam lol #that line had me HOWLING #supernatural

[the-cabin-complex]

[ID: a series of discord messages sent by people in this system. The conversation goes as follows:

Thor (he/any): Mm, I can relate. Most of the time I'm deeper within the system with the lady Yennefer and the Wolfman of the woods

Sam (he/him): ???

Nauni (she/her): Don't worry about it

/End ID]

#system dialogue #poor sam lol

[pandagirl45]

Tony: time to have blossom dress as her favorite character

Sam: your 7ft tall walking Venus fly trap???

Tony: yep! Aubrey 2. She is gonna be the prettiest girl

Blossom: *drooling acidic blood aiming at sam*

Sam:....I feel fear

Bucky: *drops several dead rabbits and couple of frogs* relax, she is hungry *throws a rabbit in the air watching her eat it*

(Basically, my au/headcanon of Tony is that he gardens. Uses gardening to calm down, think, and it is his happy place besides the lab. He grew a large Venus fly trap, named Blossom. She is a funky little plant. I'll be writing a centric story about her. It'll be a way to have sam and Tony bond. Lol)

#tony stark #bucky barnes #winteriron #sam wilson #poor sam lol #marvel #au #blossom the venus flytrap

[bleue-flora]

Wait... Dream was born on August 12, 1999 and Dream was arrested in the Disc Finale on January 20, 2021 soo... wait, wait, wait, that means he was only 21 when he was imprisoned for life in a small lava covered box!... Did I do that math right? 21?! Man was barely able to drink legally in the United States and they gave him a life sentence in a boiling cell with nothing but lava, raw potatoes, a clock, and some books?!... oh my god...

#sorry.... I just... give me a minute to process... I mean I knew we were close in age but I guess I never really thought about it #sometimes I forget it happened all the way back in 2021 and just... wow. #and Tommy would have been 16 so getting his driver's license in most states... The age gap is like that of my siblings and huh... #my brother can be a real prick... its a weird thought to imagine him getting through in prison just for messing with us... damn... #dreblr #c!dream #this is fine #don't mind me researching for my lastest maddening project..... i can't stop thinking about Dream being Sam's project....... #I'd blame my job but... let's be honest the prison arc lives rent free in my brain lol XD #dsmp #dsmp dream #dream smp #dreamwastaken #no one does it like c!dream #prison arc #pandora's vault #dishing up lore #kinda? I guess... #lore thoughts #ouch... I'm older than c!dream was in prison now... poor baby... :'(

[aborddelimpala]

Sam Winchester Appreciation Week | Day 2 | Funny moment(s)

#samwinchesterweek #spn gifs #sam #sam winchester #03x03 #poor unlucky sammy #lol #mygifs

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Limp Bizkit featured in Crossbeat & RPM (Rock & Pops) Japanese Magazines (2000)

#where does a person sign up to lounge with LB in that cool little couch grotto? #I can bring the snacks fellas. Fluff your pillows? You got it boys! #Wes is probably like “Guys... I can hear the ocean through the wall!” #Lee just casually flipping Wes off #while Fred looks like he's about to get frisked by a cop like “heya copper... do these dickies make my ass look phat?” #Wes sneakily about to claw at Fred's head makes me chuckle #Sam and John are just there for the vibes lol #I just like seeing the guys have fun and be silly in photoshoots #poor image quality in some of these I know (and the one that's repeated but couldn't leave my boy Sam cropped out like that) #but what can you say? It builds character. #this one has been collecting dust in the drafts for god knows how long. the orange was calling out to me this October I guess. #Limp Bizkit #nu metal #Fred Durst #Sam Rivers #DJ Lethal #Wes Borland #John Otto #down the rabbit hole

[nekojaf]

... Meanwhile these two got along amazing when they saw each other again.

#sun and moon show #eclipse and lunar show #lunar x reader #y/n #dawn #rock idol au #lunar #sams lunar #poor moon has to sit through all this lol

[justplainmels]

5.14 | 48 Hours

“You sure you want to be in there for this?”

“Not really, sir.”

#stargate #sg1 #stargateedit #sg1edit #stargate sg1 #jack o’neill #samantha carter #siler #lmao poor siler #lol both their reactions #they’re like excuse you siler #we were having a private conversation in front of everyone #and you just butted in #just mels edits #mels sg1 s5 #48 hours #*jack #*sam

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Paula: My dad told me that if I shoot for the moon and miss, I’ll still be up there with the stars.

Sam: My dad told me that if I shoot for the moon and miss, the cold vacuum of space will suck out my eyeballs. Failure is not an option.

Paula: That’s… deeply concerning.

#poor Sam lol #zombies run #zr #incorrect zr quotes #incorrect zombies run quotes #sam yao #Paula cohen

[acesammy]

I actually hate it when Sam leaving for college gets framed as Sam leaving dean, and poor dean not getting the ~luxury~ of escaping the life… bc at the end of the day like. Dean was 22.

#Listen I do think dean views it that way #And I think that it’s not as simple as ‘oh just leave’ to dean #but also Sam leaving isn’t like Sam forcing dean into the box of hunting #dean also could have left lmao #And also! Lbr Sam would have fucking killed himself if he’d stayed #anyways this is just me being bitchy about yet another podcast #(which is p good so far! I mean this ep is definitely going into ‘oh poor poor bby dean :(( Sam is so so meeeaaaan’ territory’) #but overall it’s been a good podcast! Not super anti Sam lol #mostly just neutral on him which I can do #Lea speaks #spn

[ashes-in-a-jar]

The Sheridan Tapes episode 9

Oooh the Echo 👀👀

I bet this loose end that can mimic any human and has escaped through the radio waves won't come back to bite us at all

#also poor sam i having a bad time. rainy days are hard T_T #'Landlord’s going to kill me if I put another hole in the wall' what have you done sam lol #tst relisten #the sheridan tapes

[shallowseeker]

GO AWAY, SAM. The next morning right after the fight about Cas re:brainwashing and death:

13x04 The Big Empty:

Dean looks at him: “motherfucker, please…”

#spn 13x04 #spn scripts #sibling dynamics #tfw dynamics #dean + grief #lol poor sam #and then jack sasses him too right after this