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memingursa · 3 months
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Rabid Joe Biden about to bomb the Vatican
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eyeofthetoto · 3 months
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"Ayo this sex stuff sounds kinda lit"
~The actual pope, from the Vatican, probably
[ID: There is a picture of Pope Francis speaking and the abstract says, "Pope Francis has said that sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God' that should be 'disciplined with patience'." End ID]
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mysharona1987 · 6 months
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hihereami · 5 months
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I forget Pope Francis is like, an actual referent to people.
For me, he's just that guy from my city that got on a nasty fistfight with my history teacher back when she was a student's president and he was the university chairman. She made his life impossible FOR YEARS and it only stopped because she graduated.
They met again on the subway when they were old people and he was the city's bishop and the lil pope man was STOKED to see her and greeted her like an old friend.
So yeah, my favourite high school teacher went to blows with The Actual Catholic Pope.
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porterdavis · 8 months
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Frankie gets it right.
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liberalsarecool · 5 months
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Attn: Catholics with arbitrary beliefs that contradict their infallible Pope.
Such humility.
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omgislena-blog · 1 year
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cheerfullycatholic · 1 month
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Woke up to pope Frankie calling Israel terrorists.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 10 months
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I was watching a video called “Top 10 Pope sightings”.
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pleaseletmecomehome · 5 months
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12/09/23 -- Entry/Update/ Prayers
Firstly I want to say thank you, again, for all those who expressed their concerns, but please just think about saying some of these prayers--worst that can happen is they turn out to be a bunch hooey from a weirdo--best that can happen tho? The world just might be okay thanks to the collective efforts of some prophets, a messiah, and some tumblr blogs. Okay, peace be with you, please read more below.
I do want to warn people, this is probably gonna be another long post--I don't want to put a read more, because frankly, I know, from experience, that most people don't bother with reading under the read more--so I'll just lay this all out here.
This is just a recording of some of the prayers I have made today--things probably won't make much sense to most of you and that's okay--I'm really just documenting this journey somewhere electronically so that if my prayers and art and signs get burned up in a fire or taken by a tornado or any number of other disastrous things that can happen to physical media--I will have a backup and can begin to make sense of the puzzle once more.
Here are the prayers that come with each picture--I hope you will say more on my behalf and that you will find comfort in knowing that the Messiah is out there--He tends His flock even as He speaks in riddles. God Bless Him. I wish I could give you His name--but He needs no extra attention--He knows who loves Him--He knows what must be done in His name.
You can kinda see the prayer that goes with the first picture--which is like a cat/deer thing starved and crucified--but doesn't it look blissful? Anyway, the prayer says--"I will be crucified with my Love,/ my Lord,/ my Messiah,/I will do this with love in my heart.
The second image is a rat/pig creature, also starving and working out on an exercise bike. The screen I drew (which you cannot see in my poorly uploaded screenshots--sorry; I'm very technologically behind...) says 45 minutes remaining. The prayer that goes with this one is: "I will conquer gluttony, but will not deny myself so [far] as to be prudish and cold--I will do this for You, You my Messiah, my sweet Lord--I will do this to prepare for all the good of the world--to prepare for the showing of Your impenetrable love; Your mysteries are only my Glory to solve."
The last image is of a goat/man/deer thing also starved--also crucified but this time on butterfly wings and he is bleeding from his stigmata. The prayer that accompanies this reads as follows: "I will become Your Angel, I really will if You'll just give me the tools--all I want to do is save the world with You--all these messages that I spread will reach those You intend to find them and to find me. They will be used for the ultimate good. Please Lord, don't let these efforts be in vein, let these do some actual good so that the world might be saved."
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saul-tortellini · 10 months
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Hats off to Pope Francis, aka Jorge Mario Bergoglio, for being the only nazi ever to change his name and flee from Argentina to Italy after having a hundreds of innocent people murdered while working for a military dictatorship
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mysharona1987 · 5 months
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Well, someone just cost himself a role in Scream 7.
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somescenecatholic · 4 months
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AMAZING NEWS FOR ALL!!!
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IM SO SO HAPPY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!! AAAAA IM SO EXCITED IM EXPLODING AND AASHDBJDCNJDND THIS MEANS SM TO ME!!!!
AAAA there r sparkles and stars inside of me rn IM SO SO OVERJOYED THIS IS HISTORIC THIS IS A PART OF HISTORY!!!!! >w<
YAAAAAAAY YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
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but this isnt the end yet
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My thoughts go especially to the victims of the many conflicts worldwide.
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beginning with those in Israel and Palestine, and in Ukraine.
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May the risen Christ open a path of peace for the war-torn peoples of those regions.
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I appeal, once again, that access to humanitarian aid be ensured to Gaza,
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and call once more for the prompt release of the hostages seized on last Oct. 7
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and for an immediate cease-fire in the strip.
Amid renewed concerns about his health, Pope Francis presided over Easter Sunday Mass, and with a hoarse but strong voice, he delivered a major annual message that touched on conflicts across the globe, with explicit appeals for peace in Israel, Gaza and Ukraine. The appearance came after the pope decided to reduce his participation in two major Holy Week events, seemingly at the last minute. [...] On Sunday after the Mass, Francis took a prolonged spin in his popemobile around St. Peter’s Square before ascending to a balcony overlooking it to deliver his traditional Easter message. “Let us not allow the strengthening winds of war to blow on Europe and the Mediterranean,” he said to the tens of thousands of faithful, dignitaries, Swiss Guards and clergy filling the square. [color emphasis added]
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Referring to the stone that had blocked the tomb of Jesus before his resurrection, which Easter celebrates, Francis said that “today, too, great stones, heavy stones, block the hopes of humanity.” “The stone of war, the stone of humanitarian crises, the stone of human rights violations, the stone of human trafficking, and other stones as well,” he said. [...] But his focus, Francis said, was particularly turned toward the conflicts afflicting the world. “My thoughts go especially to the victims of the many conflicts worldwide, beginning with those in Israel and Palestine, and in Ukraine,” he said, calling for the exchange of all prisoners between Russia and Ukraine. “I appeal once again that access to humanitarian aid be ensured to Gaza, and call once more for the prompt release of the hostages seized on 7 October last and for an immediate cease-fire in the Strip,” he added. [color emphasis added]
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