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dosa-sambhar · 2 months
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Not the whole study group being in the goodbooks of Professor Yang & Professor Kim
Yangcrates & Prof. Kim basically adopted the whole group
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juanarc-thethird · 17 days
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Dr. Arc #3
Jaune: *To de camera* A few days ago it was my birthday and my grandmother gave me one of her delicious pies, just for me. I brought my last piece here to eat with my lunch. But to make sure no one took it, I put it all the way to the back in the refrigerator and with several notes saying "Do not touch" and "Property of Dr. Arc."
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Jaune is placing his pie all the way in the back of the fridge and then starts putting everything else back inside.
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Jaune: There's no way anyone would eat it.
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Lunch time
Ren: Hey Jaune, today we're all going to eat outside in the garden. The weather is good today.
Jaune: Ok, I'll just finish some paperwork and catch up to you guys.
Ren: Sounds good. *leaves*
The camera shows how Jaune continues working but in the distance, through one of the clinic windows, you can see Ozpin checking the staff refrigerator.
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The scene changed with Jaune filing the papers in his file cabinet.
Jaune: Well, I'm done. Now it's time to eat my pie~
The camera follows him to the refrigerator. He starts taking things out, and when he gets to the end he freezes in place.
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Ozpin's Office
The camera shows Ozpin at his desk working on some papers.
Ozpin: *Drinking Coffe*
*Ting!*
Suddenly the camera changes direction to the elevator doors and Glynda appears.
Glynda: Ozpin, we have a problem.
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Staff room
The camera shows everyone scared as Jaune holds Yang hostage using a syringe.
Jaune: Ok motherfuckers! Who the hell ate my pie?!! Tell me now, or the girl gets it!
Yang: *Blushing* Oh god~💕 You are so strong~💕
Weiss: *Worry* Jaune, please calm down. We can talk about this in a civilized manner, let Yang go..
Yang: *Angry* Hey, don't ruin this to me. Don't listen to her, Jaune. Don't even think about letting me go from your strong arms~💕
Weiss: Yang, you're not helping!
Yang: You're jealous because he didn't choose you as a hostage.
Weiss: *Angry blushing* I'm not!!
Ozpin: What's going on here?!
The camera changes to Ozpin, with Glynda behind him. Everyone turns to see him.
Ozpin: Dr. Arc, what do you think you are doing? Let Professor Xiao Long go.
Jaune: No! Someone ate my pie and they don't tell me who it was. And I won't let her go until they tell me who it was.
Yang: Yes please~💕
Ozpin: Wait, are you perhaps talking about a lemon pie with chocolate chips?
Jaune: Yes, how do you know? It was wrapped in aluminum
Ozpin: Oh, I think I'm to blame in all this.
Jaune: Huh?
Ozpin: I'm very sorry Dr. Arc, but it seems that I ate your pie by mistake.
Jaune: But it had my name!
Ozpin: And I'm sorry, I didn't think it was that important to you.
Jaune: *Shock* You ate it all?
Ozpin: Not completely, it was too sweet for me. I threw the rest in the trash.
Jaune: *Surprise* You threw it in the trash?!
Ozpin: I hope you can forgive me.
Jaune: *Let Yang go* You know what, don't worry about it. Mistakes happen all the time, right.
Ozpin: Oh I'm glad to hear that. Well, with this resolved. Let's all go back to work, okay?
Ozpin turns around if he leaves, with Glynda following behind him. The camera then focuses on Jaune, who doesn't look away from Ozpin without blinking. It's kind of intimidating.
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Ozpin's office
Ozpin is looking out of his window at the scenery of the school and city. He holds up his cup of coffee and takes a sip.
*ting!*
Ozpin: hm?
The camera shows the elevator door to his office open with Jaune stepping out of it.
Ozpin: Dr. Arc, I was not expecting your visit. How can I help you??
Jaune: I came to give you my two weeks' notice.
He puts his letter on his desk and leaves. Ozpin takes the letter and begins to open it without looking away from Jaune.
Ozpin: Is it because I ate your pie? Please Dr. Arc, it was just an…
At that moment he reads the letter and it says:
"I will attack in two weeks."
Ozpin: ..Accident
He looks back at Jaune, and as the elevator doors close he can see an evil smile spread across his face. Then Jaune moves his lips without making any noise saying "two weeks." Ozpin starts to break out in a cold sweat.
Ozpin: I think I made a huge mistake.
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notmaplemable · 10 days
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Team JNPRR 4
Ozpin: Since your leader transferred to another team, we'll have to select a new one.
Weiss: *Thinking* Finally, the mistake he made can be rectified. I'll turn this excuse of a team into a real one.
Yang: It could be me. It could be Blake. But if it's Weiss, I'm going with Ruby.
Blake: Fuck.
Ozpin: And luckily there's a team leader that can step in until we find you a permanent 4th member.
Weiss: What?
Yang: Please let them be cool.
Blake: Ugh.
Ozpin: Come meet the new leader of the temporary team SBWY.
Sun: *Walks out* Sup?
Weiss: You!
Yang: Cool, another blond.
Blake: ...
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RWBY SHITPOST TIME
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littlelewdmable · 5 months
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Ruby And Yang Say No To NNN 1
(Meant to do this at the beginning of the month, but better late than never)
Jaune: *Rolls out of bed and turns off his scroll alarm*
Nora: *Groaning, laying face down in her bed*
Pyrrha: I think we stayed too late at Ruby's birthday party.
Ren: I left at midnight.
Jaune: Well we didn't get back until 2 in the morning.
Ren: I'm surprised you didn't spend the night.
Jaune: I needed sleep, and Yang and Ruby weren't exactly looking to sleep.
Pyrrha: Well, hopefully we have a good November.
Jaune: ...November...
Pyrrha: Jaune?
Jaune: ...*Checks Scroll, sees two texts from Yang and Ruby*
Yang: *Text* I missed you last night, Lover Boy.
Yang: *Sent a picture of herself with a small towel covering her chest. Pushing her cleavage up as she winked*
Jaune: ...
Ruby: *Text* You forgot to give me the present I really wanted last night.
Ruby: *Sent a picture of herself bent over Weiss' bed, skirt hiked up and with a tear in the groin of her leggings. Pouting as she looked back at the camera*
Jaune: ...
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Ozpin: You are aware your team isn't scheduled for another mission until December, correct?
Jaune: Yes.
Ozpin: And you want a mission that will last the whole month?
Jaune: Yes.
Ozpin: Hmm, well JNPR does tend to do well on your assigned missions. Permission granted.
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iamafanofcartoons · 5 months
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Another RWBY Version of that Hogwarts "Why is it when something happens" meme, for 4 instead of 3
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redheartedtramp · 4 months
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Ruby: *on scroll* Hello, this is Ruby Rose. I'm calling about my order. Yeah, that order. Delayed? Low priority? No, no, I get it. Thanks for answering. Should I come pick it up? Oh, no, tomorrow's fine.
Blake: *comes from behind and hugs Ruby* Hey, babe, did you cut your ha- *sniff sniff* RUBY?!
Scene: Ruby has blonde hair.
Ruby: A little late, Blake. Also, wait, do you always need smell to identify people?
Blake: N-no! *backs off* It's just that you smell like strawberries and Yang usually smells like...okay, not important. What's with your hair?
Ruby: Oh, yeah, I ran out of hair dye and my latest shipment got delayed.
Blake: ...Wait, you dye your hair black?
Ruby: Uh-huh.
Blake: ...So the streaks just happen naturally?
Ruby: what streaks?
Blake: Nevermind. So you and Yang are both natural blondes?
Ruby: No, Yang-OH MY GOD, YANG!
Meanwhile, downtown...
Ozpin: ...Officer. What the hell is this?
Huntsman: It's...it's Raven Branwen. Just like she's on her bounty poster.
Ozpin: No. No she's not.
Huntsman: Are...are you sure?
Ozpin: Look, Mr. Smith, I know Raven Branwen. I trained her personally. I see her brother almost every other month and have him on speed dial. When I tell you "this isn't the Bandit Queen", I mean "Please uncuff Miss Xiao Long".
Yang: I fucking told you! *has black hair* My hair dye delivery was just delayed!
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Hot take: Ozpin isn't even morally gray. I guess he is if you count past lives (slaughtering potentially thousands of ppl to end a war), but otherwise?? I really don't think he is.
Imo, Qrow is more morally gray, Ironwood pre-villain arc was morally gray, etc. I really don't think any of Oz's actions could count as 'morally gray', even when considering that he kept important information to keep his circle and by extension RWBY and Co hopeful, regardless of if you think it's manipulative or not (technically yes, but there was good intentions behind it so imo it's fundamentally different).
Oz really isn't the bad guy the entire fndm tries making him out to be. If he was I think the show would show him in that light, which it doesn't. It TRIED showing him as morally gray, but generally his actions aren't that bad. The FNDM loves saying Oz is an awful manipulative compulsive liar who's intentions are weird and muddy. But honestly I think if he was like that, he wouldn't be portrayed as good. Most of Salems own opinions on Oz is her projecting and being a hypocrite. I don't think the characters narration is reliable when it comes to Oz. The show itself tried making him seem like that in v6, but ultimately failed.
An example people use to say he's morally gray is pointing out that he made the Academies. Which, I won't lie, is a pretty stupid take. The Academies train older teenagers (17-21, possibly older if they allow older ppl to join) who have already been learning how to fight presumably since they were young. Ruby had presumably already had Crescent Rose for a few years by the time she was 15, and there's several combat schools to teach kids how to fight. Remnantians count as a warrior race! They HAVE to fight to survive. Even if you haven't been to an academy, it's normal to know how to fight to defend against Grimm. Controlled by Salem or not, Grimm are a constant that you NEED to fight against. The Academies just give widespread access to tools and education to learn in a safe environment filled with other hunters. They just so happen to fight off Salems Grimm forces, and unknowingly defend the Relics inside. It's a win-win-win on everyone's side. Yes, people are going to die. But they'd be MORE likely to die if a) they can't defend themselves properly b) don't have proper tools to do so or c) don't know how to fight at ALL. Thanks to the Academies, militaries don't need to be used (except Atlas). The possibility of war goes WAY down, and it's harder for the kingdoms to be actively corrupt (not impossible just less easier to be enforced). Objectively? The Academies are a GOOD thing.
Another example is people saying Oz brought RWBY and Co unwillingly into the shadow war. Which... is objectively incorrect. Qrow was the one who told Ruby about the information Cinder and Co were going to attack Haven, and Yang eventually went after her after she left. Ruby brought RNJR with her, because they all experienced trauma and reasonably wanted justice, thinking it was just Cinder behind everything. Then Qrow was the one who told RNJR roughly the truth. He didn't particularly want to, bit he relented anyways, and even then he held back information like Oz being immortal. He didn't even tell them about Salem, just that some nasty people wanted the Relics and Maiden powers and that one of them was named Salem. I guess you could count Ruby being brought into Beacon early, but even then that was the SAFEST option. If Cinder or Roman noticed her silver eyes in ep 1 and that got back to Salem, Ruby would be FUCKED. She was already involved in fighting Roman at that point, and thus would likely get targeted again, silver eyes or not. So Oz brought her in, citing her skill as the reason, while the others likely knew the truth. Qrow OR tai wouldn't have been fine with it if Oz only brought her in to put her into the circle. They would've torn him a new one. Not only that, but obviously he DIDN'T KNOW about the upcoming fall of Beacon. He genuinely thought Ruby and her team was going to be fine for the next 4 years, and when he was starting to suspect something was up, he STILL had no idea the Academy was going to be attacked during the festival. Why would he?? A direct attack isn't typical of Salem, iirc he or someone else said it themselves, especially since it had been 80 or so years since the Great War, which is implied that Salem started. Even IF he wanted to bring her in, he would've waited until after she graduated, which is what happened with STRQ and was going to happen with CVFY. Oz places an emphasis on letting them be kids for as long as possible. He only had to involve them when Qrow already told them everything. And even then, Oz repeatedly gave RWBY and JNR an out. He DID NOT WANT them involved, not yet at least. And with Pyrrha, he didn't exactly have a choice. He gave her time they didn't have, and required her to wait n think, and then needed her verbal consent WHILE BEACON WAS BEING ATTACKED. Yes telling her stressed her out, but I think if she knew the same thing could be offered to anyone else, she'd prefer to take on that burden. It wasn't fair, but it visibly pained Oz to have to give her the choice. He didn't want to, but war is never fair. He would've had to go to SOMEONE regardless.
As for Oz keeping the truth that Salem can't be killed a secret, imo, that is a very VERY hard call for anyone to make. For him it was the option of: tell them immediately and not have any allies (something he values heavily) or have them join Salem out of fear, wait first and tell them later and have them possibly freak out like Ironwood/betray him/lose hope and thus not have any allies, or never tell them so he has important allies and they possibly don't betray him or lose hope. Obviously, he chose the last option, and it's entirely possible he wanted to, eventually, tell them the truth, but we just don't know that. Of course I agree that Oz should've told his circle anyways, but for someone as traumatized and paranoid as Oz who's had to make this decision countless times, you can't exactly fault him for keeping the truth hidden. He's likely told the entire truth before and it bit him in the ass several times before he finally decided to keep it hidden. He said it himself, Leo was NOT the first nor was the last to betray him. As for not telling RWBY and Co? They're CHILDREN he's barely known for, what, a year?? And all of that he was their teacher/Headmaster who didn't often interact with them, or their mentor. He barely knew them and as far as we know, didn't get the chance to actually know and get close to them. They already knew just how dangerous Salem was from the fall of Beacon and battle of haven, plus the fact that she controls Grimm. They could've easily assumed Salem was hard to kill at LEAST since she's immortal and been around for countless thousands of years, and there's no way they thought no one tried to kill her. Oz barely knew them and they almost proved him right by nearly giving up. Plus, he was FRESHLY betrayed at that point. I'm sure yall noticed he was immediately pretty closed off due to the revelation of Leo's betrayal. He genuinely considered Leo a friend, so Oz's trauma response is to hold everyone else at arms length.
Another thing is the fact that he hid the truth from Salem as well early on in their relationship. Thing is, Jinn (a presumably reliable narrator) stated that they BOTH hid things from the other. Salem likely didn't tell him that she lied and manipulated kingdoms into turning against the gods, just that she wanted him back and the gods didn't like that bc that ABSOLUTELY would've upset Oz. Oz, knowing Salem didn't like the gods from her story, likely decided right then to keep the full truth from her, worried she wouldn't react well to it, something anyone would do. Not only that, but right after, Salem convinced, possibly manipulated, Oz into acting as a god-king with her, something he clearly didn't want to do. Jinn herself said "the hearts of men are easily swayed" as Salem convinced him to become a God-king with her. So yes, it's very possible that Salem manipulated him into doing that. "But Salem was fine with the truth later when he told her!" Yes, she was, but Oz couldn't have known that. And the whole reason he tried to leave her was because Salem was turning into a dictator tyrant, something Oz didn't want and something Salem was set on. He did overreact a little bit by bringing the kids instead of communicating with her, but it wasn't his fault that Salem immediately attacked him instead of trying to talk to him, or at least waiting until the kids were in a safe place before attacking him. Most of this wasn't Oz's fault, if any of it. Salem overreacted heavily by attacking him with the kids being react there. Had Oz and the kids lived and escaped her, they would've been TERRIFIED of Salem afterwards, traumatized by the ordeal. And it's never shown that Salem actually cared that they died, just that they "could've had freedom", blaming Oz instead. Meanwhile Oz, afterwards, spent whole LIVES drowning his sorrow and regret and trauma in alcohol, and he's clearly STILL affected by it if Salem using the silhouettes of their children is any indication, since she was likely taunting him (but also reminiscing, regardless of her feelings on the matter) and never brought up their children in any matter.
Overall I really don't think Oz is as bad as the fandom says he is. People like to think he and Salem are the same (something i might make a post on later), when they're very, very different. Oz really isn't bad, he's just traumatized and is basing current events off of past experiences. He's far from manipulative, uncaring, or really any negative adjective I've seen people describe him as. I've probably missed some things, but my point has been made I think. The fndm really likes to misinterpret Oz's character, saying he's exactly like Dumbledore, but in reality he's a subversion of characters like Dumbledore. He's a seriously good guy, and I think people miss that.
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astraskylark · 1 year
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I am going to be so normal about this
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weisscoldglare · 10 months
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Weiss Dressin’ Down 1
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Thank @texanredrose in inspiring a ludicrously long series to become so much longer and my hand for going along with it. Forewarning that this is the context: Dressin’ Down OG
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superiorsturgeon · 8 months
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Family Pictures
Pyrrha: *at a mission briefing* …and here she is at a month old, being held by Jaune! Doesn’t she have his eyes? We were a bit surprised when we found out about her before Jaune and I even graduated, but I wouldn’t trade our family for the world! 🥰
Ozpin: *looking around baby pictures being held in his face* …very cute, miss Nikos, but if we can get back to the mission…
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Pyrrha: *holding more photos* Oh! And this is her first birthday! She may have Jaune’s eyes, but she definitely has the Nikos redhead! See her trying to blow on the candle with her father’s help? 🥰
Lisa Lavender: Oh, how cute! Can we get a camera close-up?
Talk Show Audience: AWWWWWW!!!!😍
Lisa Lavender: …but seriously, can we talk about your combat career? That’s what this show was supposed to be about.
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Pyrrha: *going through a photo album* Here’s another one of my daughter meeting her new brother for the first time! She didn’t quite understand how the process worked, but when she saw him she just demanded to hold him too! Isn’t that the cutest?
Cordovin: Yes, but if we could please focus on the topic at hand? The Branwen tribe has resurfaced and Argus is under threat!
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Pyrrha: *scrolling through gallery*…she was so nervous at first about the water, but here she is just a month later in her little swim team uniform! She was so proud! 😁
Raven: *disheveled and bruised after furious battle with RWBYJNPR* …my kid was cuter…!
Yang: Mom, can you just not?
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Pyrrha: *holding up her scroll with video playing*…and they just climbed right onto Jaune the second he got home! Here’s my son holding up his little toy sword like he’s a knight and he’s slain his daddy! 🥰
Tyrian: *beaten up and at zero aura* ????
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Pyrrha: …and my son decided swim team wasn’t for him after all, but he’s interested in how our weapons transform, so we’re trying to get him to try out some basic engineering clubs!
Mantle Moms: Aww!/So adorable!/My son tried the same thing!
Jaune: *waiting with the Mantle kids* Pyrrha, I can’t hold up traffic any longer! Can we do this later?
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Pyrrha: …so my daughter is starting next week at Beacon, and my son just got awarded a scholarship to an engineering school where he’s going to specialize in robotics! *points at photo* He’s the blonde on the left without the beard! The other one is actually my husband! Don’t they look alike?
Salem: *impaled and beginning to evaporate at the end of a climactic battle* Such an adorable family! Let me get my album out and show you my girls!
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howi99 · 10 days
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Yang: Ruby! I need light!
Ruby: Roger that! *Use her silver eyes power to make light*
Oscar(ozpin): *from afar* It's nice that she finally can use her power freely... But i feel like she make a travesty of it.
Qrow: Don't you remember how summer used it? We had a literal discotech at the dance back in Beacon.
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razorblade180 · 4 months
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Ruby:We need to figure out a plan to get ahead.
Oz:Call your dad so he can meet Cinder. He can’t fix toxic women but he can distract them for a considerable amount of time. Throw them off their game even.
Ruby:…
Yang:….
Raven:I don’t care you’re right. You might actually be a villain for that one. Put Oscar back in the room before we have problems.
Ruby:*calling Tai* Think the signal is strong enough?
Raven:Do not call your father ! Especially with me h-
Tai:Pretty Bird?
Raven: Hi Tai-Dye ✨
Yang:*covers mouth* Ooooooh my gooood!
Raven:Shush.
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teganstable · 2 months
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pain
"Let them eat cake"
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"That's such nonsense I would never say that."
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zhxngii · 1 year
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showing my ai professor welt responses, i might go farther we'll see
contents; 18+ ...
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he chuckles a lot tbh. but omg the kiss
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"My, my" ... 😵‍💫😵‍💫🥴
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this is around where i ended but... LISTEN. ?!?!@?~?!?! I WAS RUNNING OFF 2 HOURS OF SLEEP i need him desperately.
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littlelewdmable · 5 months
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RWBYJ And The Sundered Rose Part 2: Sleeping Arrangements
Ozpin + RWBYJ: *Walking down a hallway in the 2nd year dorm*
Ozpin: Given the extra member of your team, we've decided to move you into the 2nd year dorms either until the end of the year, or until Mr. Arc is able to transfer to a new team.
Weiss: Would it be possible for any members of our team, besides Arc, to transfer to another?
Ozpin: I'm afraid not, Ms. Schnee. We only allow inter team transfers for students who are without partners. We do allow partners to transfer, but as Ms. Rose is the leader of your team, that would be impossible.
Ozpin: However, Ms. Belladonna or Xiao Long could request to transfer at the end of the semester, but both would have to agree to transfer. Assuming there is an opening.
Blake: Hmm.
Ruby: *Whispering* You wouldn't leave my team, right?
Yang: *Whispering* Like I'd leave you alone with ice queen.
Ozpin: Ah, here we are. *Opens the door into RWBYJ's and enters, with the team following behind him*
Ozpin: The 2nd year dorms are a decent bit larger than their 1st year counterparts.
Ozpin: As you can see, you have a common area with a kitchenette, two bathrooms, and a work area to maintain and repair your weapons. Though as 1st years you'll still be required to store your weaponry in the armory lockers.
Ozpin: You also have four separate sleeping areas. Though you will need to decide which one Mr. Arc will be using.
Jaune: Umm.
Weiss: Absolutely not.
Blake: No.
Ruby: You can-
Yang: Looks like we're roomies Jaune.
Ruby: ...
Jaune: Okay...
Ozpin: I'll have the staff send up a fifth bed and let you five unwind after a long day. Welcome to Beacon.
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