#Proper Schooling

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

#DPxDC #dcxdp #Danny makes a card game to save the world. #Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable. #keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin) #A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore. #(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true). #And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you! #So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too. #Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine. #It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy. #It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too. #They had SO much fun making this. #Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field. #Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak. #Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.) #I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost. #Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM! #Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board. #By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges #And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS. #Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess. #But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders. #Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions. #While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts. #The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of #Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything. #Danny is not aware they think this. #Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this. #Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.

[bugchuckles]

designs for an upcoming merch drop! planning on releasing charms in my new etsy sh0p - stickers and buttons are available right now on my redbubble

#toh #the owl house #for the future #camila noceda #luz noceda #hunter wittebane #hunter deamonne #willow park #amity blight #augustus porter #gus porter #mattholomule #vee noceda #king clawthorne #the collector #my art #the owl house season 3 #HI HELLO SCHOOL IS A NIGHTMARE. HAVE THESE EENTSIES #i already sent in the images got proofs and samples back and tweaked them! gonna be rolling out preorders soon #just gotta get a proper sizing chart and a charm backing design made. ONWARDS #charms #merch #vee was a late addition to the party as a present for my sister and will be the only one with a different design on the reverse side

[blithe-bee]

Are there some law and lami doodles in your drafts that we haven't seen 👉👈

There hadn't been, but you made me think about them all morning, so here are some sketches!

#Anonymous #trafalgar law #trafalgar d water law #trafalgar d water lami #one piece #my art #last time I drew tiny Law and Lami people commented that he looked too prim and proper #but Flevence and the little bits of his early backstory we have seen make me think that both him and Lami #both went to one piece equivalent of catholic pre-school and school with strict uniform dress codes #Bee replies

[jekyllfounddead]

Thinking Blacier thoughts tonight (pondering the orb that is lesbian dragons)

Bonus:

#wof #blacier #wof blaze #wof glacier #wings of fire #i'll make proper art of them later im so burnt out from school rn and this is healing me

[andry-di]

#wednesday #wednesday addams #bianca barclay #divina #enid sinclair #yoko tanaka #wenclair #comics #ad23 #i was planning to draw enid's reflection on yoko's glass but i got lazy #for I don't know what reason in middle school my math teacher went on a long tirade of how a proper hand kiss is done #and how much historically inaccurate some movie were on the matter

[fence-time]

Thinmking

#skizzleman #tangotek #ethoslab #impulsesv #inthelittlewood #smajor1995 #limited life #why’d I do this instead of Woking on my proper limlife animation / proper school assignments? #who knows!

[kald-dal-art]

More TBOSAS fan art of moments that didn’t make it in the movie. So a moment that made me cry, a moment I thought was sweet and a moment that threw me completely off guard and I had to reread it like 5 times to make sure I read it correctly 😭

#the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #thg #the hunger games #jessup diggs #lysistrata vickers #coral tbosas #mizzen tbosas #mizzen #coral #tanner #tanner tbosas #district 12 #district 4 #district 10 #procreate #illustration #animation #first proper attempt at something animation related lol #going to start animation soon at school so just wanted to test it out before haha #the hunger games fan art #hunger games #hunger games fanart #thg fanart #tanner is such a unsettling guy in the book lol #a total menace ngl still love him though

[the-crooked-library]

upon my rewatch of season 6 of BTVS I gotta be real here. say what you will abt Mayor Wilkins but he would NEVER have left his murder daughter to struggle alone with debts and a sister. he’d be like “sweetie you own real estate that people live in, why are you working a minimum wage job?.. come now I am going to teach you the most useful evil skill you’ll ever learn, it’s called Being a Landlord” and then pay all her bills and make her drink her milk bc calcium is important

#buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #BTVS season 6 #it would be So funny but also Buffy deserves to have HELP yknow #mayor Wilkins would probably try to set her up with spike also #spike is a simp from 1854 the mayor would be like ah yes finally a proper gentleman. have her home by 11 she has work in the morning #furthermore: ‘Dawn honey we can’t have you skipping school. education is an investment in your future #however if you do want to learn how to steal properly why don’t I take you to work with me today. we will be doing Fraud’

[officialspec]

redraw of this from last year aka the last time i was ever normal

#scrybes #ocs #dungeons and dragons #dnd #fern asphodel hawthorne #tempest #my art #leaflets #seeing this go from a session doodle on my ipad to a proper illust is so. i feel like im watching my kid go to school for the first time #staring at this a la narcissus into the pond

[mspaint-flower]

it feels like this sometimes

#vflower #v4 flower #v4flower #vocaloid #vocaloid flower #my art #ms paint #doodle #i was at school for 8 hours and a half today #i am very tired #tomorrow i'll have to stay for 8 hours again too #sorry i wasn't able to draw something more proper

[starry-bi-sky]

I'm having incoherent thoughts about clone danny again from the clone/clone^2 au (when am I not?) but more specifically I'm thinking about his reaction to finding out he's a clone. The standalone clone au digs into that a little more than clone^2, which is more focused on Danny and Damian's relationship. But neither (so far) really get into Danny's issues about finding out he's a clone after 15 years of thinking he wasn't.

Because he resents his parents for not telling him for so long. He resents the way he found out; through a trivial school project rather than a sit-down talk. He resents the fact that, apparently, they had meant to tell him sooner. But forgot. He resents the fact that they never told him because finding out feels like something was stolen from him when it had the chance to not be.

Danny Fenton, just fifteen, cloned not even half a year ago, knows what that personal violation of autonomy feels like. He knows what it's like to be cloned and while he loves Ellie, he does, she's his sister, and in this au his twin. But he is still left with that feeling of unsafety after realizing he'd been cloned. Being cloned is violating. The onset realization that it's so easy to get DNA without the other party noticing, and that what was stopping someone from trying to clone him again?

Followed only after with the rest of the inexplainable mix of feelings of being cloned, the rest of that inner conflict and panic that's an ugly mocktail of emotions that range from horror to fear. Trying to imagine what it's like to be cloned from the cloned party, and I imagine that it leaves you with the feeling of needing to crawl out of your own skin with discomfort.

And then he gets put on the other side of it. Danny Fenton, only fifteen, was cloned not even half a year ago, finding out he is a clone. And reactions, I imagine, can vary from person to person. But to him, it feels like something got stolen from him, like someone took a hole puncher and stuck it right into his chest and stole a chunk of himself from him.

It changes nothing about him and yet it changes everything. It's a betrayal on it's own to just find out he was a clone and they didn't tell him for fifteen years -- it shouldn't mean anything, because he's still Danny, and yet it means everything. It's him, it's him, it's about him. It's his personhood. It's about the fact that a load-bearing rock in his identity just crumbled beneath his feet and now there's a rockslide.

Because then he finds out that they used the wrong DNA. Its like pouring salt in an open wound. He's not even related to his parents or his sister, when for years he thought he was. It's the fact that pieces of his identity that he's been so secure in for so long just got ripped away from him in an instant. Then they tell him -- only through his own horrified prompting -- that the person whose DNA they used -- Bruce Wayne -- didn't even know he existed. That they accidentally used the wrong DNA, then didn't tell the person whose DNA they used.

The betrayal of being lied to for years turns really quickly into horror at his own existence. Something very similar to the horror he felt at being cloned and the skin-crawling discomfort that made him feel like his own skin wasn't really his. And then its not. It's actually not. Nothing but his own name feels like it belongs to him anymore -- not his hair, not his eyes, not his heart or his lungs, nothing feels like his anymore and he didn't know what that felt like until it was gone.

It's a question of Nature Vs. Nurture -- where does the line of "nature" begin and where does the line of "nurture" end? What of him is actually his? What of him is Bruce Wayne's? It's not logical, it's not supposed to be. It's a load-bearing wall on the house of his identity being destroyed and now everything else is caving down in on him. What belongs to Danny, what belongs to Bruce Wayne?

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #clone^2 #danny fenton is a clone #its a combination 'oh my god i've been cloned too i know how violating that feels holy fuck' empathy and also the horror of finding out tha #the things you knew about yourself that you thought were unchanging was all WRONG. #its the fact that tragedy is always one step away from comedy. they're twins for a reason. the humor of finding out you're a clone through #a silly school project and the *horror* of finding out you're a clone from a silly school project instead of a proper conversation #danny goes into his room after he's done talking to his parents and he vomits into the garbage can under his desk. utterly horrified #and he calls sam and tucker crying. it shouldn't change anything he knows this and yet it changes EVERYTHING. he doesn't feel like himself #he doesnt feel like himself any*more.* this might be cause for him to do a closet overhaul. something to make himself feel like he's #in control of himself again. piercings. temporary hair dye. *something* to feel like he's in control. #its no wonder why he never wants to tell bruce wayne he exists because he *knows* how violating that feels and he's *afraid.* #it makes him takinh in damian a little more remarkable bc it undoubtedly made #his identity issues worse. but thats a child and a child who needs help and danny is *kind*

[black-and-yellow]

Punk rocker in training.

#mic drops Eri off at school and such in his car because he thinks that it'll make the other kids respect her #little does he know #6 year olds dont care about his vintage ride #does eri go to a normal school no probably not #im not caught up on eri lore #Eri either gets taken places by a man who stinks of cats #a guy dressed head to toe in leather and spikes #or the symbol of peace himself #wish i was her #bnha #mha eri #hizashi yamada #present mic #yamadad #if you havent read my loudspeaker fic yet youre missing out #accidentally made it better than my actual proper book

[djsadbean]

entire body workout just to write "0/100... see me after class"

#he’s standing on the regular desk btw but they also brought him a dollhouse desk to use lol #my-art #wordgirl #steven boxleitner #fanart #magic school au #is that the tag i use?? xD #it is now i guess #maybe after a few weeks of not being able to turn back the school gives him a teachers aid #also they give him a proper staircase instead of a rickety ladder #also i think it could be fun if the home ec teacher develops a hobby of making him cute mouse sized clothes #i think the aesthetic would be more dark academia but its super late for me and i didnt wanna pull up pinterest

[rebouks]

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Alex: It’s been forever, dad.. how long do we have to stay here? Brodie: I don’t know, Fabian’s taking the piss now-.. I think we’ll go home soon; he can find someone else. Alex: Can I go to school? Brodie: There’re only a few months left before summer-.. no point! I’m not sure how long we’ll be there either. Alex: We won’t be staying? Brodie: Who knows.. depends on work, I suppose. We’ll get you another tutor, don’t worry. Alex: It’s not the same. Brodie: I thought you didn’t like being the new kid. Alex: I don’t. Brodie: Well, then. Alex: I oughta get a huge ice cream sundae every time we move. Brodie: That can be arrange-.. ohh, looks like I win again! Alex: Wait-.. wait! Brodie: I’ve lost count, how many victories is that now..? [Alex waggled her fishing rod in a fit of frustration, how dare these idiotic fish choose her father’s lure over hers] Alex: I could’ve sworn-.. ough! I don’t wanna fish anymore, it’s the lamest! Brodie: You’re a sore loser, Alexandra. Alex: Yeah, well.. at least my butt doesn’t smell as bad as yours.

#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 story #sims story #forever in between #fib #alexandra sampson #brodie sampson #ur missing the POINT brodie!! #and your butt is super seriously stinky #lmaoo #no but he's doing his best ok.. we love brodie really #he dropped outta school early n he's doing just fine anyway riiiiight?! #who needs a proper eDUcaTiOn #😅

[teplavecernice]

I saw your screenshot talking about how czech tourists are dumb, and now I'm very curious as to why? I feel like those are problems with tourists in general sometimes

we are not dumb in the way most tourists are, we are special little boys. most tourists act dumb because they don't do enough research - if they did they would reconsider. we on the other hand can do however much research we want yet we will always choose the worst course of action. not only are we underprepared and overconfident, we are underprepared and overconfident intentionally. there are no rational thoughts in our head, only ego and spite.

when we go to tatry, we understand the language of the locals (although it is silly goofy) and we do talk to them about the mountains and what to wear, where to go, but when they tell us that you need proper gear and not to stray off path, we chuckle and intentionally try to prove them wrong. silly locals! they don't know you can climb ďumbier in the winter in one day, wearing the godawful checkerboard shorts, sandals and socks and with a big tesco bag in hand. and ofc we can't forget the fanny pack of good luck. we have been to sněžka before (in the summer, went by cableway, stayed for 30 minutes), we know what mountains are like. the locals tell us that's not the same, we know nothing about actual mountains and we will die? no we won't, it's fine. there is a clearly marked path? oh but i think this way is gonna be a shortcut! there's a fence stopping us from going to the nice panorama view spot? haha fences are meant to be climbed over.

that is how tatry got the nickname "biggest czech graveyard"

you can imagine what happens when we go to the alps and don't understand the locals

(i invite every czech and every person that has experience with czech tourists to reblog and add their personal experience)

#more seriously i think it's because czechia is very... mellow in terms of it's landscape and natural conditions #we don't have proper mountains so when we go to proper mountains we suppose it's just like our little hills #we don't have sea so when we go to the sea we suppose it's just like our lakes #and we statistically have higher injure rates than other nations #honestly i might write a paper on this for school one day lol #czech

[fure-dcmk]

a heiji otaku spazzing out about halloween case party

#hattori heiji #dcmk fanart #detective conan #my art #vermouth who got her hands on the school festival pictures.... may i please got some copies #okay but this episode is so crazy i cant believe gosho gave heiji a chance to do a proper shinichi disguise #dcmk #heiji otaku commentary