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You're using Catholic iconography in both pictures
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Presbyterian is a really popular church in America. There’s a lot of members dude.
-Stephen Malkmus
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unusual post for this blog but i was doing reading for history courses and this one Archbishop in Scotland tied a protestant reformer with BAGS OF GUNPOWDER to the stake before burning him which prompted me to make this
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Tired of sci-fi alternate histories where the Nazis won. Has anyone ever written an alternate history where the Protestant Reformation never happened?
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The Reformation Piggy-Backers
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Saint Margaret Clitherow who was crushed to death by English authorities, while pregnant, for hiding a Catholic priest. She even refused to enter a plea so that her children would not be subject to torture and forced to testify in a trial.
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This is the pulpit of St. Mary's, Helmingham, where J.C. Ryle ministered for 17 years.
He personally selected the text painted there: "Woe is unto me if I preach not the Gospel."
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October 31st is Reformation Day in the Protestant world
The Smithfield Martyrs were among the many hundreds who died
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“I am firmly convinced that the Reformation of the sixteenth century was as near as any mortal thing can come to an unmixed evil. Even the parts of it that might appear plausible and enlightened, from a purely secular standpoint, have turned out rotten and reactionary, also from a purely secular standpoint. By substituting the Bible for the Sacrament it created a pedantic caste of those who could read, superstitiously identified with those who could think. By destroying the monks, it took social work from the poor philanthropists who chose to deny themselves, and gave it to any rich philanthropists who chose to assert themselves. By preaching individualism while preserving inequality, it produced modern capitalism. It destroyed the only League of Nations that ever had a chance; it produced the worst wars of nations that ever existed […] It produced the most efficient form of Protestantism, which was Prussia. It is [re]producing the worst part of paganism, which is slavery.”
— G.K. Chesterton
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I’m intrigued that in the game Timberborn, I can build shrines and temples to fulfill my beavers’ religious needs, and later on I can also build paper mills and a printing press to fulfill their knowledge needs. So, theoretically, my post-apocalyptic sentient beaver civilization can have a protestant reformation and subsequent beaver inquisition
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"Protestantism has only been around for a couple of decades" is a WILD take.
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Late diet of wormsposting 🐛🍝 bc i was fighting for my life now ft bad poetry. Full poem below the cut 💀 cw religious trauma and the usual suspects
"Plus Ultra"
Pariah but raised Protestant
I learnt to read the moniker at face value
Raised to place Luther
Revolutionary against institution
On a pedestal
By my fire-and-brimstone preacher
Denouncing the foundations of my being
Draped in priestly black
He is big and brash and bullying
Has a cult following
Bellowing across the pulpit
Whilst I try to block it out
This rebel accused
Is not eloquent or commanding
Like the one I thought I was 500 years ago
Called to defend myself on the stand.
How the tables have turned against us.
Too messy to be 'Holy'
Too obscure to be 'Roman'
Always being told to close my mouth
Hanging open like I have something to say but no words come out
I am the Emperor
A newly licensed adult
Skin and bone in feathered hat and flamboyant fur
I look so small.
The enemy in every retelling
Ugly as sin
Only too easy to cast as boogeyman
Too easy to distance from and turn against
Lord knows what happens to those who sit with the transgressors
Lest this unsightliness might be contagious.
But Charles the Fifth is not the villain in his own story
And this is not how I will go down in my history.
You will nail your theses, but I'll throw them out my door
No portrait can make this identity palatable but I no longer wish to be painted out
I will push further, beyond
I have fought to keep my crown
You will not take away my legitimacy
This intersectional birthright is my God-given blessing
And this empire I have built from ground up is holy
So I'm done weighing all the doubts
I do myself justice
And sentence you heretic on my promised land.
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I'm sorry, but we just don't get enough blatant, capital-R Reformation for the Jedi. The premise of "being weirdly strict and hypocritical is really the bigger sin" and "actually, priests should be allowed to marry" is already right there.
Like, give me some Martin Luke-r. You're already rebuilding the order. I'm sure the schools on Tatooine sucked, but Leia and Han would absolutely help you write 95 reasons the Jedi messed up.
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Happy Halloween to all my fellow Christians out there!
On this day 506 years ago, a university professor named Martin Luther dropped a letter in the mail - a letter we know as the 95 Theses - and unintentionally started the Protestant Reformation.
A holiday we know for its costumes and candy became the day that gave birth to the churches we attend each Sunday - Lutheran, Anglican, Episcopal, Presbyterian, Reformed, Methodist, Baptist, and Pentecostal.
In October of 2020, while many cities, towns, and neighborhoods were debating whether or not to even have trick-or-treating, it was our churches that saved Halloween - by having drive through trick-or-treating and trunk-or-treats.
While it is tempting to write off Halloween as a day that belongs to witches, ghosts, darkness, and Satan, nothing could be further from the truth - Psalms 118:24 still stands true - even on Halloween.
“This is the day which the Lord hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it.”
Don’t join the witches in their dancing and incantations - Don’t join the demons in their prideful revelry and drunkenness.
You and I have more important things to do - Let’s get busy rejoicing.
The only ghost that Halloween belongs to is the Holy Ghost.
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1500’s Latvian Protestants be like: “I’ll fight frivolous with frivolous!”😂
🇱🇻✝️🇱🇻
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