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Worldbuilding tip for aspiring fantasy authors! Give that swordsman a bigger ass

#that master of the blade better have a fuckin dumptruck dude #double cheeked up on ye olde battlefield #pun's text posts

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Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

#shoutout to Stonekeep (1995) #took us just under half an hour to figure it out #pun's text posts

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Y'know, I'm kinda surprised I haven't seen Jack Chains more in fantasy tbh, like it's a really interesting and low budget armor style, I'm legit surprised I've almost never seen it in media

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I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

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Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate

#pun's text posts #knights #idk what I'm doing tonight man just roll with it

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#pun's text posts #fantasy #tavern #idk what else to tag this with #soup #???

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Sad sack is such an insult, like not only are you a depressed motherfucker, you're also a bag

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Feel free to say why in the tags, I'm curious

#pun's text posts #I'm curious #polls #wizards #dungeons #towers #??? #idk what else to tag this with lol

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"Goku got stronger when he took the weights off also" is a phrase that lives rent free in my mind

#genuinely one of my favourite guilty gear posts tbh #pun's text posts

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#Sorry I think my own bias might be showing a little in this one #pun's text posts #polls

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I feel like we should just start adding Senshi to any media that has a dungeon

Dude shows up in Fear and Hunger just doing his thing cooking up monsters and makes fast friends with Ragnvaldr who's just been eating them raw this whole time

#pun's text posts #Dunmeshi #Dungeon Meshi #Fear and Hunger #gonna have to change the name to 'startled and full'

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He's so fucking funny

#Darkest Dungeon #crusader #reynauld #Pun's text Posts

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I love the trope of food being used as a healing item in video games, like augh fuck I've been stabbed, quick bring me some snackies

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Orc wizard with knuckle tattoos that say MAGE HAND

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When your mutual reblogs one of those popularity polls between two fandoms you're not a part of calling for a sweep and you get to feel like a feudal lord offering your support for a neighboring ally

#For you my friend I will send a regiment of knights and a vote for your special little guy #pun's text posts