#Put him in the fucking PRISON

[sher-ee]

This was his very caring and normal Easter message after 71 hate filled, delusional posts on Truth Social this morning. A miserable POS that will burn this country to the ground to save his criminal, abusive ass.

If you support this man’s bid to be president again, there’s something wrong with you. It’s that simple. Deranged is an understatement.

#donald trump #maga #fuck maga #vote this monster out #Republicans #gop #go fani #easter messages #november 2024 #vote blue #democrats for the win #put him in prison

[designernishiki]

it’s kinda funny to me how that dumb scene in kiwami 1 of majima getting shot and left for dead in the harbor was basically just added as a half-assed way to explain majima not being around for a bit of the plot, but they accidentally(?) just made it seem like start of a chain reaction where majima ended up feeling slighted and heartbroken after being abandoned like that and then lashed out about it via smashing a big truck into the building kiryu was in. and yeah that isn’t inherently a romantic thing as-is but then they go and add the part where majima grabs a hostess and performatively hits on her as in-kiryu’s-face as possible, she says she’s already in love with someone, and majima lets her go immediately, no questions asked, making a big fucking point of it just to say see THAT kiryu? I appreciate when people are HONEST about their FEELINGS. people who won’t just BACKSTAB someone who CARES about them to save themselves. is that so crazy kiryu?? huh??? anyway make it up to me get down here and fight me right fucking now

#I think on another level he was sorta saying like ‘hey kiryu. you’re making it extremely clear that you don’t trust me and my intentions #and I’ve been trying to show you- over and over again- that I’d do just about anything for you and your safety #but I can’t just let my mask fall off in front of everyone- I need to keep up the unpredictable morally grey wildcard act for both my sake #AND yours. because disguising my helping you as crazy random violent outbursts and weird stalker behavior #is the only way I CAN help you. do you think it would go over well with shimano or literally anyone else if I was outright helping you out #of the kindness of my heart and fondness for you? stop being so fucking dense and look past the crazy wacky nonsense for a second and #maybe you’ll realize that all I do at the end of the day- really- is help you and put my own life and reputation on the line for you. #I am an honest guy when it comes to my real values and when I told you I wouldn’t let anyone kill you unelss it was myself- I meant it. #I’ve taken a knife and a bullet for you now. can you REALLY not see through the act yet? am I REALLY that unpredictable when you think about #it?’ #that was a longer explanation than i intended but. it was difficult to put into words #I basically feel like it could be read as him implying kiryu shouldn’t backstab the people who put themselves on the line to help him #and/or pointing out that he’s never actually done kiryu dirty and has stuck to his word protecting him in the ways he can #trying to say yeah all this is a crazy act and all but when it comes down to it you Can trust me #it really makes sense when you think about it that he’d have to help kiryu/show affection towards kiryu in unpredictable convoluted ways #at that point in time because. I mean. there’s a reason he was the only person who showed up to welcome kiryu when he got out of prison #and that’s because A) he sticks to his word and his loyalty to people he cares about and B) no one else had the balls or the batshit insane #mask to wear to ward off anyone asking real questions like majima did. because ANYONE associating themselves with the supposed #patriarch-killer was a HUGE NO-NO at the time. someone important showing up for kiryu and welcoming him back outright could’ve caused #all-out warfare probably. except majima. because majima was dedicated and smart enough to use his widely-feared wildcard persona #(that everyone tended to view as incapable of having any Real agenda to worry about) to his And kiryu’s advantage #does that make sense??? I feel like it makes a lot of sense if you get it to click in your head #kazumaji #majima #kiryu #yakuza #kiwami 1 #yk1 #rambling

[somebluemelodies]

i’m sorry i literally can’t stop thinking about how as far as we’re concerned that’s where q!Roier is in right now like sure i understand putting @v@ in the Federation Alcatraz™️ in the middle of the ocean but Q!ROIER ??? RATATOIER (presumably) ??? WHAT DID HE EVEN DO WHY DO THEY WANT HIM THERE ???

#I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS #at first i thought they had him in some underground base or some shit but NO #THEY PUT HIM IN A FUCKING PRISON ??? #qsmp roier #qsmp

[rayven81194]

phil is so going to get locked into solitary confinement at some point during his time here I can feel it

#he is sassing agent 18 rn #i think it’s him #its a cop #like #they are just gonna put him back into a cage #him and quackity are plotting an escape rn #like 100% getting locked away #he’s fucked #qsmp #qsmp philza #q!philza #qsmp prison #qsmp liveblog

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Wally didn't even stick around for the group pose

#i mean fair enough. he had a lot of shit to do. he was dearming thousands of escaped prisoners and putting them back in jail #so you know. thats fair. he had to go. he did not have time to pose for the group shot #it's still fucking hilarious though #they all dramatically posed together and Wally went the other fucking way #not only did he not stick around. he didn't even do the group charge with them #i love this man #i love him so much #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #wally west #teen titans #the Titans #Nightwing #dick grayson #Batman #robin

[kg-clark-inthedark]

My fiancé is finally playing dh and he already hates Havelock because he drinks a beer right in Corvo’s face when he arrives at the Hound Pits and doesn’t even offer him one.

#he then proceeded to pick up a glass off the counter and try pouring himself a beer from the draft #it didn’t work but #it was fun to watch him try and to imagine corvo spilling beer all over the place as soon as he arrives #just making an absolute mess of the place #putting his mouth on the fucking tap like fuck you guys i’ve been in prison for 6 minths i need a beer #also my fiancé loves trevor’s ‘vibe’ #and #i was in the other room when he met the outsider and he was like ‘KIM YOU’RE MISSING IT’ #A plays dh

[iolypse]

fuck qmissa meeting tallulah, i need qmissa to meet qforever

#qsmp #I need them to fight over qphil #it would be funny #I need qmissa to call qforever a yandere and be fucking flabbergasted when he casually agrees #he LITERALLY SAID if I can't have you no one can #HE ADMITTED TO IT #HE ADMITTED TO WANTING TO PUT QPHIL IN PRISON UNTIL HE LOVES HIM #THE TEA DUDE #THE DRAMA #qsmp philza #qsmp missa #qsmp forever #qsmp tallulah

[remersgf]

i need to watch remer jerk off from like the corner of the room or something

just letting him do his thing while looking at you holding the strongest eye contact ever omfg

watching him buck his hips into his own hand and how he’s getting himself sooooo worked up

watching him cum😭😭 and it goes all over his stomach😭😭😭 and😭and😭 he runs a finger through it and puts it in his mouth😭😭😭😭

#drabble #high as fuck thinking about matt stone #my mind is a prison #and also #him moaning and tossing his head back #but in a theatrical way lowkey #putting on a show for you!!! #doug remer smut #doug remer #baseketball

[good-wine-and-cheese]

Gambling Apocalypse Tenma AU

As I rewatch Kaiji I inevitably end up wanting to combine show I like with other show I like and stuffing fav characters into show. So here we are.

This was uh going to be a short summary type thing but I accidentally wrote a novella about it sorry

This AU starts off with a much more depressive Tenma. After Tobio's death, rather than immediately pour his grief into developing a robot version of his son, he recedes into himself, psychologically paralyzed, likely turning to alcohol to drown out his anguish.

His mental state is taken as an opportunity within the Ministry of Science to have him ejected from his position; Tenma was never the most well-liked director, and there were those with ambition to usurp him that would jump at the chance. Not that he especially cares in his state.

He's eventually dragged out of his stagnation by Ochanomizu - who, inadvertently, becomes the very catalyst pushing Tenma to develop a robot replacement to his child. This was not what he meant by encouraging Tenma to fill the void left by his son.

...But, well, he is no longer the director of the Ministry of Science. His access to limitless government funds and resources for "scientific research" has been cut off, and this is a project he cannot finance on his own. He can't ask Ochanomizu for help, but...interestingly...a representative of a certain shady organization known as the Teiai Corporation reaches out to him, offering to finance and support his project. A sane and well-minded Tenma might think better of it, but grieving and desperate, Tenma accepts their offer and is able to create a robot in the image of his beloved Tobio. For a while, there's joy in his life.

But the bill, as ever, comes due: Tenma must pay up, and the very resources that had been at his disposal will certainly ensure that he will, or else. Of course, he doesn't have the money; instead, he is given a choice. He can relinquish the robot Tobio in order to wipe out his debt - the child is a sophisticated and powerful robot, after all - or he can participate in a certain illicit event hosted by the Teiai Corporation.

It's nothing major...just a four-hour gambling cruise with a collection of desperate, damned souls that were also swept into debt with Teiai. The conditions are simple: Those who choose to participate are given a chance to clear their debts wholesale should they win. And should they lose...?

Well...no one really knows what happens to the losers seized by Teiai. It's said that they labour away their debts under Teiai's watchful eye and are freed once their work has covered their debts, though it's rumoured that most perish before they reclaim freedom.

There's only one answer Tenma can give, of course; he's not willing to lose Tobio again.

Thus is Tenma's debut into the Gambling Apocalypse, where he must become cutthroat in order to survive; if he wants to see his son again, he must make choices that will doom the hapless to miserable servitude, with a nonzero chance it ends in their death.

He survives the cruise, but of course, it was hardly enough to clear his debt; the cruise was never going to be the end of it. Teiai doesn't let go of its victims that easily. He will be called on again: this is a weight that hangs over him, all while he returns to his son Tobio. The same hands that have pushed innocents into hell must now be the hands that can embrace his child.

He wants to protect Tobio from the truth and enjoy what peaceful moments he's allowed with his son, but it's difficult. It's difficult to be the parent of a child who cannot understand the danger that looms ahead; this "happy" home is not to last. Tenma angers quickly and easily. He turns that anger onto Tobio.

As Teiai's games become more and more vicious and unrelenting, as his conscience holds onto the last vestiges of thread that remain, Tenma even threatens, once, to give the boy in: it would all end, then; the debt would be clear and no longer would he have to endure Tobio's childish annoyances, his ungratefulness.

The next time that Tenma is beckoned, Tobio takes matters into his own hands. He does understand, now; and he would have, if only Tenma had bothered to explain sooner. If it's a debt that needs clearing, he will work. He will help his father clear his debts however he can. Of course, it's difficult to find work as a child; but a circus troupe finds amusement in the idea of a child robot, and takes him in. He is whisked into a certainly unpleasant working situation, but he remembers his father, and what he must be enduring. Tobio, also, will endure.

When Tenma returns, Tobio is gone.

All that held Tenma back from becoming something monstrous has disappeared. All that kept him going has disappeared. When he is called upon by Teiai, there is no knowing what sort of person might come out the other end; whether a monster clawing his way to freedom regardless of what actions he must take, or a desolate husk surrendering defeat.

There is still a light, however dim: Found by Professor Ochanomizu and rescued from the circus, Tobio - now Atom - is able to shed light on the situation which Tenma took great pains to keep hidden from his old friend. With time running out, Ochanomizu and Atom must do what they can to save Tenma - from Teiai, and from himself.

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UHHH and that's a wrap!!!! I couldn't quite decide which way Tenma would go after hitting Rock Bottom in this AU, and tbh it would really depend on the kind of mental state he's in at the time. On the one hand I like the narrative of Ochanomizu and Tobio racing to prevent Tenma from crossing a line (actual outright murder probably) - or having to pull him back into humanity (and yknow, his ensuing penance)

But on the other hand having him get sent to Teiai Evil Hell Prison would be interesting because a) there's a lot of narrative potential having Tenma faced with what Teiai is doing with the people that lose the games and b) need him to decimate the foreman at chinchirorin Kaiji style

Tenma's whole character is definitely a much different guy in this AU, he starts off pretty sympathetic, the guy you wanna root for, he just ends up having an inverse character arc where he gets worse instead of better. His conflict with "Tobio" is also kind of reversed, less about being unsatisfied with Tobio as a son and more not being able to handle the fact that he probably has intense PTSD now and isnt capable of coping with it in a way conducive to being a parent (or like, coping at all)

Anyway that's gambling apocalypse tenma!!!

#umataro tenma #long post #well that became a novel. sorry lmao #in my mind teiai's evil hell prison in astro boy verse would probably be quite a bit different than regular kaiji #like. fuckin. weapons manufacturing for teiai or something like that. or scary bad danger robots. horrifying concept #Tenma would be a valuable asset to them whether by giving up Atom or by losing in death game hell and being forced to work for em #and if he dies? they can just take atom #get him out of there. #I'm also thinkin of who Teiai would be represented by.....the snakey loan sharks u could easily put skunk in there. #but who is an evil fucked up sadist billionaire. theres probably someone who could be fucked up enough I just dont know offhand #and im allergic to mischaracterizing in AUs lol im not gonna make a slightly bad guy into an evil freakguy. so. Hyoudou is just himself. #if you squint this could be considered an 80s astro boy AU..has a cruise arc & not actually giving atom away #but man. that tenma LEAST of all deserves this fate lmao #do I want to write fic of this? yes. will I? not likely! #I can just smell it dude this would be some crazy fuckoff 100k shit I am not ready brother #also it would just be soooooo so so so so so edgy. I dont really enjoy writing intensely grim stuff w/ little to no respite #also tbh. I am too stupid. LOL. I cannot write clever gambles alas

[michaels-two-dads]

Anyone else feel like the Joker when they think about how we never really got a fucking explanation for whatever the fuck was going on with c!Ranboo and c!Dream. Like WHAT THE FUCK WAS ALL THAT ABOUT

#c!Ranboo HAUNTS me #the lessons???? #why did his enderwalking self listen to Dream so often #why did he try and free Dream from the prison (presumably)??? #why did he beg Sam to put him in the prison???? #IT NEVER GOT FUCKING EXPLAINEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #c!ranboo #dream smp

[wantonlywindswept]

yet another fic idea: fox & boba, ponds lives

Consider: Boba looks at Ponds. Ponds looks back. Boba snaps, "You're a dishonor to my father's face," and shoves Ponds' helmet onto his head.

Consider: Boba presses a blaster to the back of Ponds' neck. Boba flicks a switch. Boba pulls the trigger.

Consider: Boba dumps Ponds' limp body into the airlock. When he hits the eject button, the transmitter on the back of Ponds' armor blinks a steady green.

Consider: Ponds is the youngest batchmate of Bly, of Cody, of Wolffe. Ponds is the youngest batchmate of Fox. 

Consider: Fox loves his batchmates. 

Consider: Fox pays his debts. 

Consider: It's really not that difficult for the Commander of the Guard to make one prisoner disappear.

#tcw #tcw fanfiction #commander fox #commander ponds #boba fett #someone else should write that #so anyway how about that whole putting a child into a supermax prison #was that fucked up or what #in my head this would turn into fox dumping boba into a safehouse only he knows about #bc boba still got a lot of clones killed and a lot of the guard would not be happy about him being freed #and fox recognizes that but boba saved his batchmate at least and that's enough #and boba ofc is Displeased #but boba is also out of jail #fox is like 'sure escape w/e' #'don't complain to me when you get caught by my men' #boba is Salty and fox is Tired #he really didn't intend to accidentally adopt prime's gremlin child #and he definitely doesn't feel anything when boba wakes up from a nightmare and tackle-hugs him mistaking him for jango #and then doesn't remember it in the morning #and boba slowly notices that sometimes fox is Weird #and one night catches him coming back from a mission blank-eyed and covered in blood #a creepy cloaked guy on his comm calling him by a number and giving him orders #and is like #'well shit' #and #'i saved one clone might as well save the rest too i guess'

[sunblazes]

I could talk for a whillee abt how good I think family in flames was in fh s1

#i.really love the jail scenes. perfect mixture of funny escape scenes #and inncrredible scenes with the parents. #i think fig and sandralynn at this time are so interesting how fig rejects her reaching out and how sandralynn looked just like fig when she #was younger... the clear sadness of sandralynn that fig pushes her away again. the blame fig puts on her for gorthalax leaving #SOOO GOOD #amd then the fabian and bill scene BROTHER..... #i fucking LOVE that scene and what i love so much is they never get a chance to even talk abt it before hes killed #bc bill starts the fight but fabian finishes it its all fabians frustration and i reallylike when bill tries to get up after fabian stops #and fabian just beats him fown again LOVE IT SO BAD people do not talk abt it enough #and like thats only the prison scenes. the scene where adaine finds out shes the oracle is sooo good and WHERE THEY FINF OUT GOLDENHOARD god #ITS SO GOODDD the reveal is so crazy good #AND THEN THEEEE FJCJVNGJ. THE ATTACKS ON THE HOUSES. its genuinely so fucking stressful they need to do more shit like that i rememeber #shitting myself watcjing it likeee #fabians scenes CRAZY going for his mother and his fatehr dies #EMILY FIRST TIME CRYING ON D20 AND IT WAS SO GOOD her and her mommmmm..... she realises how shes just a personnn...oh i feel ill #figs reluctance tk go to the faeth house at all.Ugh.UGHHHH #RIZ FINDINNG OUT ABT HIS DADDDD oh my lorddd #anywayUmm to anyone who read this..im so sorry i love to talk

[michaeljoncarter]

huge fan of how cartoonishly deranged vril dox was about 90s mon-el for like. no real reason. "giving this random dude you met 5 minutes ago a terminal illness that only you have a treatment for so he'll be forced to stay with you forever only to change your mind after like a week, cut him from the team, and tell him to leave immediately" is exactly the kind of needlessly hectic nonsense 99% of modern dc's missing imo

#vril dox ii #mon el #like i know he's just generally always Like This but #there's something so funny about how almost everyone else he's fucked over (so far anyway.. im still not super far into reading him) #has just been like a consequence of some master plan of his & not really anything to do with them #but then he just shows up with mon apropos of absolutely nothing #like he just saw him walking down the street and was like 'hm... maybe today's the day i start enslaving people' #also the very next (and maybe only other??) time they see each other #framing him for grand theft spaceship and trying to put him in prison for life for reasons i dont think were EVER explained #madness !! #i love it

[meowmeowmessi]

chelsea fans moving like true coolers during the burofax drama icl

#good lord mount joined your club at SIX years of age and is leaving after dedicating EIGHTEEN years of his life to you #and THIS is how he gets treated upon announcing his leave? #having witnessed the way barça held messi prisoner for so many years against his will and washed 6 years of his club career down the drain #i will never ever fault a player if they choose to leave a sinking ship to salvage their career lol #fucking drogba is shading the club for fumbling mount and fans in the replies and qrts are calling him a snake i???? #when did football fans become such sheeple are players no longer allowed to voice concerns over the state of the club they love????? #worshipping boehly and not even taking a second to consider his part in chelsea's absolute dumpster fire of a season that #made a player who's been at the club since SIX years of age leave ffs this is just like cholesterolaporta and his dickriders #really makes you wonder what coolers would've done had messi not been a wimp and forced a move in 2020 like he'd initially wanted to lmao #would've burned down his house in sunny catalunya probably the pig's head incident with figo would've looked tame in comparison dfkm #and pep.. good lord they'd have put his bald head on a pike

[lovelyreprisethirteen]

the flash forwards in tmmm feel like they’re from the darkest timeline

#tmmm #the marvelous mrs. maisel #marvelous mrs maisel #i mean i’m kind of neutral on joel #but putting him in prison just seems bizarre #i mean i didn’t exactly have high hopes for this season #tbh because like i don’t have a ton of faith in asp #or really any at all #but i feel like it’s failing me in ways i couldn’t have even imagined #this really is one of those #’my expectations were low but holy fuck’ #kinda moments

[zeb-z]

people who are like ‘oh cDream is morally grey, he’s morally grey’ because they want a villain with some sort of morality and sympathy as if cSam isn’t Right There

#dream apologists become the dirt I walk on #talking about the characters putting c in front of everything is exhausting #like he’s not he’s just not he’s Bad #‘morally grey because he does good things sometimes and had reasoning for his actions even if they were bad’ that’s not dream that’s Sam #Dream is just a selfish asshole who wants power and feels threatened easily and is obsessed with tommy like some sorta freak #Sam though? Sam?? swayed into torturing dream using his emotions? split between his wants and his duties? #warden who can’t risk dream escaping vs sam who’s been trying to help tommy heal #sam who killed Ranboo because he follows through with his threats and couldn’t let dream escape any means necessary #who didn’t even particularly care that much because he found out how Ranboo caused the explosions on top of the prison #who kidnapped Michael not to hurt him but to ensure he had power of the right people so he could ensure the greater good #see when dream was trapped in the prison he commissioned that was poetic justice. when Sam was trapped it was complicated #he’s so ‘I’m tortured by my actions but I have to do what’s hard for the greater good’ and then it doesn’t matter #Sam? he’s done some fucked shit. but god if he’s not a sympathetic character #or at the very least understandable in how he sees what he’s doing is good or for others #Dream is constantly ‘what can I do to make me look good’ ‘what can I do to get what I want’ and grabs for power and abuses tommy #dream smp #dsmp #awesamdude #dream #c!dream #c!awesamdude #mcyt #z speaks