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nanocados · 3 days

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Little gumdrops.. I will eat them all >:)

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pre-reform-voice · 2 days

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Watching Heaven Official's Blessing with my Mom - season 2

For the record, she's 70, I'm 40. I introduced her to the Donghua because I knew she'd love it.

"I think your husband* has a few screws loose." (About Shi Qingxuan trying to turn Xie Lian into a woman.)

"Be nicer to him. I'd drop you at once." (About the Earth Master being rescued, then carried.)

"Are you sure this is your husband?" I confirmed this. "Oh honey, I think your husband is gay." (Same as above, pretty much only a blink later.)

She had an eye-rolling contest with Mu Qing when he and Feng Xin fought while Xie Lian was under arrest. She would have won.

"Oh, but he's whipped." (About Hua Cheng helping to free the prisoners in Qi Rong's lair. She believes he might not have bothered. I'm a bit on the fence about this, knowing how he made Eming - and more to the point, how he did not. But I can hardly tell her that.)

There was no verbal response to Qi Rong aside from an exhausted "Pitiful." She observed him with the same expression she might use on a particularly slow dog.

"Now there's a guy you know never got laid." (She said this when Shi Qingxuan threw her breasts at Feng Xin. I was howling with laughter, she thinks it was in agreement, but it was obviously a bit more hysteria-tinged.) She also noted my husband is a brat. I can't argue with that.

She asked me if Xie Lian killed that guy at the end. I told her if she wants to know that she'll either have to be VERY patient until season 3 comes - or be moderately patient and read the books where that answer doesn't come at once, either.

*I told her that on the fuck - marry - kill list Shi Qingxuan is number two. I told her that fuck is Pei Ming because that man has experience. The way Xuan Ji clings to him, he must have some skill, too. Kill is Shi Wudu, but I did not say that to her, just that it's a character she hasn't met. She knows I dislike the Water Master, but she doesn't know how much. I didn't give that answer lightly, in my defence. There are very few characters I resent enough in TGCF, if any, but I had to name someone.)

#tgcf #hualian #beefleaf #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #天官赐福 #xie lian #hua cheng #wind master #earth master #shi qingxuan #ming yi #he xuan #tgcf spoilers #qi rong #night touring green lantern

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xielianlover2 · 1 day

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Xie Lian: San Lang, we need that!

Hua Cheng, *holding Qi Rong over a trash can*: Nope

Xie Lian: Gimme it—

Hua Cheng: It’s useless trash

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #hua cheng #qi rong #heaven official's blessing #incorrect quotes #tgcf incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes tgcf

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dyouevendraw · 7 hours

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I have had an uncontrollable urge to draw Qi Rong in a mini skirt and thigh highs for over two weeks, where is this energy coming from? What is this fandom doing to me?

#i like it #don't get me wrong #I may have become unhinged #art #tgcf #danmei #mxtx tgcf #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #Qi Rong #text post #random

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crimson-chains · 3 months

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Xie Lian is very patient, but, even that has its limits! XD

#Heaven Official's Blessing #TGCF #Xie Lian #Hualian #Hua Cheng #Qi Rong #fan art #my art

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bloodysparklez · 3 months

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wake up babe, hua cheng saying "as you wish" in the new tgcf dub episode just dropped

#tgcf #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #tgcf fanart #qi rong #he xuan #princess bride au #I REBLOGGED W MORE OF THIS AU - PLS CHECK THE REBLOGS OR MY ACC IF U WANNA SEE MORE #someone did a dub over of the he xuan doodle and its the best thing thats ever happened to me #kieran lastname and james cheek i owe u my life

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popsigills · 6 months

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got the template from @oshikasa

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fukurodowlni · 2 months

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tgcf as shitposts vol. 8

#heaven official's blessing #tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #shi qingxuan #ming yi #beefleaf #mu qing #qi rong #he xuan #mxtx #tian guan ci fu #idk these are just so much fun to do i am unstoppable

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maedre13 · 4 months

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TGCF is a comedy, actually

#i can keep memeing all night long #but i should not i am running on 4 hours of sleep and the glee of having bought all remaining tgcf books #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #mu qing #feng xin #he xuan #jun wu #tgcf #qi rong #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #maedre13

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scentofmint · 3 months

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Slavic AU

He's Baba Yaga

#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #qi rong

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kimbapchan · 1 month

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TGCF Reversed AU - Gege is so smart! (And sus, according to Qi Rong)

#danmei #mtxt #hualian #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #hua cheng #god hua cheng #calamity xie lian #martial god qi rong #qi rong #he xuan #shi qingxuan #tgcf reversed au

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ghostclowning · 4 months

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#tgcf #qi rong #he is my toxic bbygirl #so what if he eats humans we all have bad habits #my wife qi rong

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cabbage-shack · 2 months

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I am LIVING for the head cannon going around that Xie Lian has actually lost it centuries ago and his beautiful husband, Hua Cheng the Crimson Rain Sought Flower Ghost King himself, is actually a putrefied abomination/horrific creature of the night and he just doesn't see it.

BUT! Why leave the other calamity ghosts out of this fun filled horror fest??