#Queen Petunia

[fanfictionroxs]

Lily Evans: I don't have mommy or daddy issues. I do have older sister issues though.. is that a thing? Where like you sort of become messed up because your older sis has called you a freak more than she has ever called you by your name? Hahaha.. ha

#and then her bestie adds onto those issues by abandoning her for the terrorist who wants to wipe out her kind #lily evans being the queen of tragedy damn #STOP MAKING MOTHER SUFFER #harry potter #fanfictionroxs writes #lily evans #lily potter #petunia evans #petunia dursley #snily #jily #harry potter and the deathly hallows

[plumspider]

I always think that when Brian may dressed as a woman for what I think was the I want to break free? music video he looked like aunt petunia in the Harry Potter movies.

#Harry Potter #queen #Brian may #aunt petunia #music #funny #I want to break free music video #i want to break free #freddie mercury #roger taylor #john deacon #rock #gay #queer #bisexual

[smoothbrainwafflemuncher]

Scene Flaky (with giggles and petunia)

#happy tree friends #htf flaky #giggles #petunia #scene art #they are absolute scene queens

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Virga: I think the words you're searching for are "I surrender"

Wallis: The words I'm searching for I can't say because my mom is here.

#queen virga #wallis gloom #petunia #gloomverse #incorrect quotes #incorrect gloomverse quotes

[l3irdl3rain]

#the ice queen #my post #petunia

[looneysmackdown]

ROUND 1B

#looneysmackdown #round 1B #polls #tournament #tumblr bracket #queen tyr'ahnee #petunia pig #looney toons #duck dodgers

[yagirlqueenie]

have i legitimately just. forgotten to post about this series? like this poster has outdated designs that's just how old this thing is sdgDSGDHGSASF

I made this back in september 2022 for my pitch to nickelodeon, they passed on the pitch so i figured i should finally post stuff here.

#petunia against the real world #princess petunia #prince peony #queen orchid #king rose #cameron #maria #darrell #kris #prince malachai #kai #the monster king #unnamed dude in the back!! why haven't i given you a name yet you're kiiiiinda important. #queenie draws #artists on tumblr

[hereslookingatyousquid]

She's just using my hand to hold her head up. She's not even getting skritches. I am literally just a head rest for her😂😂😂

#petunia #my cat #my queen #of course i am #honored #but my hand #is getting #tired #lol

[dioneq]

videollamadas : 12/22 • 01/23 / seattle: 11:12:16 PM • madrid: 08:12:16 AM

you know I'm just a flight away, if you want it, you can take a private plane .

#━━ ♡ queen of hearts / galería . #hermanes; quiero que sepan #hay nueve horas de diferencia entre seattle y madrid #lourdes y yo tuvimos que pensar :$ #y ni siquiera con n*vios #lo unico que puedo pensar es en aitana viendo dani mientras hablan; pff #petunia me dijo que la frente de dione brilla más que su futuro TT-TT

[kiwibirdlafayette]

would anyone be interested in a crash course history of dianite’s starborne kingdom im itching to share queen khailani backstory headcanons

#/nf im definitely gonna post it regardless #lafakiwi talks #its mostly nvidia kingdom related #btw if im talkin khailani shes an OC but refers to the queen of all starborne in jordans canon lore #i fucking despise the name petunia. Makes her sound like some prissy old british lady

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Queen Tyr'ahnee: Does an Martian Queen beat a Pig Princess?

Princess Incense: Do you really want to find out?

#queen tyr'ahnee #petunia pig #source: xena warrior princess

[florainkingdom]

At the Mayor's Manor in Eggton

"I feel like this isn't meant for us, though I ain't one to turn down free food."

"Just, try to not pick any fights. I know you don't care why people think of you, though I can't afford to get on anyone's bad side."

In the Industrial District

"Don't see why I gotta go. I hate parties."

"I for one can't wait. I've always been a fan of social events, and this seems high class."

"Just remember, we'll need to do some business as well. That means don't cause any problems."

At the Castle of the Darling Family

"This will be a good chance to make more allies from other worlds. We shall attend."

"Oh, sounds like fun. I can't wait to learn more about another world and its people."

"I'll just mingle and let you two do all the political stuff. Unless I end up dragged into it somehow, which I doubt."

Meanwhile in the Veil

"Ugh, gotta find someone to send to keep things in order. This'll be a pain, though can't have Chicadino get his way. Not to mention Poppy could end up starting a fight. Best bet is to let the Darling siblings do their thing while keeping the others busy."

#goetiia #poppy o'possum #sturdy opossum #petunia quibble #stressful pacifism #fazzi #flexable sheep #mr. valente #firey justice #mr. chicadino #a little birdy told him #vix darling #high queen #grand flora #queen kit darling #scientific sight #twee darling #fortune entitlement #lila moon #grand magi

[incorrectquoteslooneytuneslatino]

Porky: A-Alteza, es hora de e-elegir a su no-novia.

Rey Lucas: Perfecto, que salgan las nenas. Echemos un vistazo. (ve a Petunia) Odio tu peinado. (ve a Lola) Ni muerto. (ve a Prissy) Fuchi… (ve a Sylvia) Fuchi… (ve a Penelope) Fuchi… (ve a Tyr’ahnee) Y, no me digas: -“Tú tienes una gran personalidad”-. ¿Enserio es lo mejor que encontraste?

Porky: Oh, si. ¡Oh, no, no! Bu-Bueno, tal ve-vez (sigue hablado).

Rey Lucas: (en su mente) “¿Por qué balbucea tanto?”

Fuente: Las locuras del emperador (2000)

#looney tunes #incorrect quotes #classic looney tunes #looney tunes clásicos #duck dodgers #daffy duck #pato lucas #porky pig #petunia pig #lola bunny #miss prissy #sylvia cat #sylvia pussycat #mrs. cat #penelope pussycat #tyr’ahnee #reina tyr’ahnee #queen tyr'ahnee #martian queen #reina marciana #la reina de marte #las locuras del emperador #the emperor’s new groove

[anxiousnerdwritings]

The Malfoy clan makes a visit to see Dursley!Reader because Malfoy has become platonic yandere for reader because he saw how Harry sees them as a sibling so og plan was to have the reader admire him in an older sibling way but backfires and now adores reader as a little sibling. His parents just want to meet the muggleborn that their son wont shut up about. They become platonic yanderes over time and once meeting reader for real it seals the deal. They have a new child in the malfoy plan. Harry opens the door and damn near has a heart attack seeing his archenemy and his family at the door. Reader comes up behind Harry "Oh Draco! What a surprise! Its lovely to see you again, how has break been treating you thus far?" Oh and are these your parents?" Why its lovely to meet you Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy, your son has been so gracious to me at Hogwart and has been a great friend! Mrs. Malfoy I love your dress! And Mr. Malfoy Draco tells me you work at the ministry I would love to ask you some questions regarding your work if that is alright?" And Harry is just standing there with a popped blood vessel in his eye and twitching trying not to flip the fuck out. The Dursleys are cowering but are trying to make small talk to be polite. Mrs. Malfoy is being a passive aggressive queen to Petunia "Oh, you must be having handful with two magical children and ONLY being a muggle with no magic it must be hard. Maybe reader can stay with us for a summer to catch up on learning about the world where reader BELONGS to." Mr. Malfoy is putting down Mr. Dursley and his company. "Drills? Why you muggles come up with such inventions and us Superior- I mean magicals are lucky to be gifted with our powers so everything is just so much easier, you must be overwhelmed with a magical child. Narcissa and I would be more than willing to give you a break for a summer and you could go back to being NORMAL." Mrs and Mr Dursley are fuming with them implying that they aren't suited to take care of their own child. Draco and Harry are glaring at each other and Dudley is just staring at these weird people trying to take his little sibling.

I really love the idea of some of the purebloods from Hogwarts and their families just dropping by the Dursley’s house unannounced to see the Reader and get an idea of the muggle family of theirs. Like, as disgusted and perplexed they all are they’re willing to push their prejudice down for a period of time, at least some of it, just for the Reader.

If the Reader were a Slytherin then it would be a lot easier for him to get to them with out Harry around or finding out, at least until he had the Marauders map in his possession. He could easily take on that older sibling role right from Harry if the Reader was a part of his house and in his presence more than Harry’s/the Golden Trio’s/the Weasley’s. He’d be able to monopolize them more than he could if they were in any other house. But I could see Draco reaching out to the Reader if they weren’t in his house through letters. He’d secretly write to them while at school and continue to write to them while at home.

At first, Lucius and Narcissa aren’t very tolerating of the muggle status of their son’s new friend, more Lucius then Narcissa really. Narcissa is honestly happy with the fact that Draco is as happy as he is with the Reader. She slowly doesn’t even consider their blood status anymore whenever they’re brought up. With as much as Draco talks about them and how much he wants them to become more of a prominent part of his life and eventually their family, Narcissa warms up to the idea of it. She feels like she may as well already know the Reader herself with how much Draco goes on and on about them and of course as a dutiful mother she’s always there to listen to him drone on.

Lucius is the one who takes a while to come around to the whole idea of not only interacting with a muggle but bringing one into their family as well. It doesn’t help but add to his frustrations when his wife eventually gets to a point of not acknowledging the Reader being a muggle whatsoever anymore. When he finally confronts his wife about her coming to have accepted this muggle already he’s hit with the most ridiculous response he’s ever heard leave his wife’s mouth; “If we don’t acknowledge it, it doesn’t exist.” How can they not acknowledge it?! They’ll be the laughing stock of the wizarding world, as well as the pureblood community. But eventually Lucius finds himself giving in and indulging both his wife and son, until he himself begins to stop acknowledging the little details and just thinking of the Reader as a soon to be part of the family.

Same as Draco, I could see Lucius and Narcissa eventually beginning to write the Reader themselves. It would start off small, them trying to get the Reader to warm up to them and build some trust before they start mentioning how lonely Draco truly is and how much their friendship means to Draco, how much closer he would like to become with the Reader, or how they should come over for visits during the holidays and spend some time with Draco. They’d also bring up how much they look forward to eventually meeting the Reader and having them at their home. I could definitely see Draco in his letters telling the Reader not to let Harry read any of their letters or find out about their correspondence/friendship. That it would only cause trouble, that Harry wouldn’t let them interact with each other anymore or ever again.

The fateful day that the Malfoy’s do make a visit to 4 Privet Drive, Harry about almost dies from shock on the spot. Once he fully processes that it is in fact Draco and Lucius Malfoy at his doorstep, Harry immediately slams the door in their faces or he would have if Lucius hadn’t used his cane to stop the door from closing. Draco totally saunters his way in, purposefully bumping shoulders with Harry when he does so and then his mother and father make their way in too, taking a moment to take in the decor of a muggle home (or rather lack thereof). The Reader is completely taken by surprise at the Malfoy’s visit but is happy to finally meet and spend some time with Draco, that is if Draco’s gotten them to warm up to and like him since he knows damn well that Harry and the Golden Trio have totally shit talked him to hell and back. Meanwhile, Harry is utterly at a loss, all he can do is glare daggers at Draco specifically but he tosses a glare in Lucius and Narcissa’s way once in awhile too.

Petunia, Vernon and Dudley are absolutely caught off guard by this unannounced, impromptu visit. Hell, they don’t even know these people or have heard about them before but here they are already in their home. Petunia especially feels the off vibes of the situation and one look at Harry’s reaction to the strangers in their home she knows something’s up. Although her youngest child seems pretty okay with it, but that doesn’t take away from the anxiety that runs through Petunia’s body. She can already tell that she’s not going to like these people one bit by the end of this visit.

Once the Reader’s parents are introduced, Narcissa and Lucius immediately put on their best fake smiles and compliments here and there, at least the best they can muster. They are trying to keep themselves in check to an extent, albeit they can’t help but to let their distaste show in some way, shape, or form. Given how out of the blue this is I definitely see each Dursley taking a respective Malfoy with them to pass some time while tea and snacks are being prepared or even lunch or dinner, whatever ever it may be. Lucius gets stuck sitting with Vernon talking about what each other does for a living and overall just trying to one up one another in their successfulness that Lucius ends up winning while totally laughing at and putting down Vernon. Narcissa ends up with Petunia in the kitchen helping put together whatever for everyone to enjoy, judging the fact that they don’t have a house elf to do this all for them and that things would have already been pre-prepped and made before company arrived. Narcissa would further judge Petunia in her upkeep of the home, basically anything that Petunia could take pride in as a housewife. Meanwhile, Dudley is left to awkwardly fourth-wheel Harry, Draco and the Reader. He’s very intimidated and extremely uncomfortable by the intensity radiating off both Harry and Draco as the two glare at each other with the Reader clueless between them.

As much as Lucius and Narcissa consider themselves having done pretty good with their interactions with the muggles compared to how they could have been, they are pretty taken aback by Petunia and Vernon’s animosity towards them when they bring up taking the Reader off their hands for their sake. Lucius and Narcissa try to make it sound like the best thing for the Reader; a new environment, a new family may just be the only thing for them to be successful in the magical world later on. Vernon and Petunia wouldn’t really want to rob their own child of something as important as that, would they? As much as Vernon and Petunia care about and love their child, they know damn well these people are no good and they certainly have no right to take their child away from them. Things start to heat up but Lucius and Narcissa keep themselves composed and leave when the Dursley’s demand they do, dragging a begrudging and upset Draco with them but this isn’t over. Petunia and Vernon have no idea who they’re dealing with.

Vernon gloats about forcing out that ‘freakish’ family from their home, but Petunia can’t help but to feel on edge and given how Harry seemed to be feeling the same, she knew she had every reason to be on edge. Sometime later on, Petunia would pull Harry aside and question him about these strange people. She would have done it sooner but there wasn’t much of a chance to while they all were here. And when Harry tells her about just who these people are and how powerful their family is in the wizarding world, Petunia is even more riddled with anxiety and worry for her precious child and what is going to come the family’s way now that they’ve had these people enter their lives.

#anxious answers #yandere draco malfoy #yandere narcissa malfoy #yandere lucius malfoy #yandere harry potter #yandere petunia dursley #yandere petunia evans #yandere narcissa black #yandere harry potter concept #yandere concept

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Virga: Oh, please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly!

Petunia: You’re right! Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody and helps pollinate flowers!

Petunia: You, however, I would maim.

#gloomverse #incorrect gloomverse quotes #incorrect quotes #petunia #queen virga

[fanfic-lover-girl]

Best Harry Potter Hubby

I am curious as to who people think the best husband is. Please try to be as objective as possible. It doesn't matter if the man is a villain or antagonist. It's not even about the ship. Like you can prefer Hinny over Romione but think Ron makes a better husband than Harry for eg.

It's a bit hard for some of these guys since their marriage may not have a lot of screentime or no screentime at all. Use how they acted as boyfriends as a rough estimate??

Propaganda from moi:

I personally think Vernon is the best husband in HP. The dude is an abusive jerk to Harry but the man is always ready to throw hands to protect his family. Plus, the dude treats Petunia like a queen and respects and loves her. I just think the Dursleys have the best marriage on paper. Unlike other HP couples, I can't find any fault with Vernon as a husband.

#harry potter #vernon dursley #lucius malfoy #arthur weasley #bill weasley #remus lupin #james potter #draco malfoy #ron weasley #percy weasley #ted tonks #hp polls #hp best husband poll #hinny #romione #lucissa #drastoria #jily #remadora #malfoy family #dursley family #weasley family #tonks family #potter family #harry potter books #harry potter series #vernon x petunia #bill x fleur #arthur x molly #andromeda x ted