#Quote whoring

[quotespile]

Morality, too, is a question of time.

Gabriel García Márquez, Memories of My Melancholy Whores

#literature #quotes #Gabriel García Márquez #Memories of My Melancholy Whores #quote #books #lit

[yourgalgremlin]

I started my 1st Marauders fic 1 year ago TODAY.

How it’s been going ✨in 5 words or less✨:

I’m Collecting Kinks Like Horcruxes.

#Horcrux? More like whore-crux #Gotta catch ‘em all (& destroy them to kill a guy) #james potter is a himbo #cowboy remus agenda #marauders smut #marauders era #marauders #hp marauders #jegulus #wolfstar #james potter #sirius black #regulus black #remus lupin #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders incorrect quotes

[padawansuggest]

Cody: Ugh.

Obi-Wan: What???

Cody: I swear to god, if you ask Boga if she ‘wants to go walkies’ in that high pitched tone that gets her all excited, one more time-

Obi-Wan: Sometimes we have to get them excited for the walkies!

Cody: She’s a twenty-six foot lizard! She spun in a circle and threw me into a wall! She’s gonna step on the wrong Jedi master one day and kill them!

Obi-Wan: Oh you’re being dramatic.

Cody: What if she steps on Master Yaddle and initiate Grogu one day, huh??? Are they gonna survive her big paws??

Obi-Wan: I notice how you left Grandmaster out of that scenario.

Cody: He made me drink swamp water last week and told me it was tea! I won’t cry at his funeral and now I’m determined to outlive him!

Obi-Wan: Babe. It’s traditional for the lineage. Normally he gets us with it when we’re still tiny, but it provides very important bacteria for gut health. I used to be intolerant to most Mandalorian seed spices before he gave it to me.

Cody: …so he wasn’t just torturing his new bu’ad-in-law?

Obi-Wan: Two things can be possible.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #codywan #boga #post clone wars #Yoda #notice how Obi used adhd logic to get him to stop being annoyed at the baby voice #boga deserves the baby voice and to be excited over walkies!!!! #meanwhile in the background boga is bullying Anakin and neither of them care #as long as she leaves the twins alone she can bully him all she wants #I MESSED UP AND PUT BOBA NOT BOGA AND NONE OF YOU CORRECTED ME YOU WHORES #srsly tho I’m imagining someone asking boba if he wants to go on walkies and he straight up mauls them

[kibo-ichiro]

They hate me for being a slut to be honest. And maybe also the killings too, but that’s unlikely.

Callisto Regulus talking about his family

#Saw this and immediately remembered the “callisto you golden whore!” post #so I had to use it #callisto regulus #villains are destined to die #meme #death is the only ending for the villainess #ditoeftv #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #funny

[quotespile]

The adolescents of my generation, greedy for life, forgot in body and soul about their hopes for the future until reality taught them that tomorrow was not what they had dreamed, and they discovered nostalgia.

Gabriel García Márquez, Memories of My Melancholy Whores

#literature #quotes #Gabriel García Márquez #Memories of My Melancholy Whores #quote #books #lit

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Diego: I can be compassionate

Five: You just called your brother a whore

Diego: *Scoffs* Like thats the worst thing Ive ever called him

Allison: It gets worse??

#tua #you decide which brother #most will assume klaus #but consider we’ve seen Luther sleep with 2 women and Klaus’ Dave was off screen implied #also fyi whores dont exist #sleep with the entire consenting human population if you want #break the world record for shagging #is there a world record? if not go forth and make one #tua shitpost #five hargreeves #tua incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy #tw: sex shaming #diego hargreeves

[somnambulant-snowball]

[image descriptions: Chahut is at a festival. she says "hot girl summer is over". the scene changes and she's now in front of a haunted house. she continues "it's officially time for haunted whore Halloween!" / end ID]

text sources: mikaababy on tumblr]

good news and bad news! but not in that order.

#hiveswap #friendsim #hiveswap friendsim #Chahut Maenad #incorrect quotes #textpost #cw whore? #nsfw-ish #described

[booksandpaperss]

saying Steve is a slut isn’t slut shaming it’s a canonical fact the duffers told me themselves ❤️

#to quote stav #the duffers have been whoring out steve the whole show #anyways I’m referencing a post from days ago but it’s ok this post is mostly for rori

[skitskatdacat63]

The true old man fucker behavior is simping over historical figures

#fernando alonso this mark webber that 🥱🙄 #arthur wellesley 1st duke of wellington 😍😍😍 #im so sorry #i just have these weird moments when im in a museum or when im looking at Wikipedia #and im looking at some historical figure like 'why he kinda 😳' #you guys know my weird obsession with napoleon i digress #i wanted to see who was on the other side for Waterloo bcs au ideas and all that #and why he kinda 🫣🫣🫣 #also Napoleon II was kinda a twink hehehe #and pls tell me why i was reading Napoleon's wikipedia and kinda being 🤭 over him #ngl in the personality/image section of his wikipedia theres a lot of nando coded stuff #such as: #surrounding himself with taller men that called him affectionate nicknames abt his height. okay. whore. #AND ALSO #'he had to win at everything he attempted' that is literally almost verbatim what nando said abt himself in his documentary #please someone stop me from making a quote comparison post about that #most normal behavior: saying fernando is napoleon coded #but seriously i think their personalities are not that different #in the au i think nando would be napoleon actually bcs of renault and bcs of the thematic similarities #would being in McHonda and then his retirement be being sent to Saint Helena? #....is Aston Martin the Waterloo before Elba....... #the parallels are paralleling! #just wanted to joke about my weirdness abt historical figures and then gave my thesis abt Napoleon = Fernando #i apologize(thats a lie) #catie.rambling.txt

[a-lil-perspective]

Hunter: Thank you, Tech, thank you, Wrecker, for all your help.

Crosshair: What about me? You didn’t thank me.

Hunter: You didn’t do anything.

Crosshair: I like being thanked.

#no one: #crosshair: *attention whore* #lmao I imagine it’s like the boys pitched in to help move baby furniture or som #and crosshair was crosshair about it but cyare thanked him anyway XD #incorrect quotes #incorrect bad batch quotes #bad batch incorrect quotes #tbb incorrect quotes #the bad batch #bad batch #clone force 99 #crosshair #crosshair baby bitch #crosshair bad batch #clone trooper crosshair #sergeant hunter #hunter bad batch #papa hunterverse #shitposts #it’s a lil thing