#RIP Jiraiya

[eighthmelody]

If there IS a fic out there about Oro's midlife crisis, it'd be funny if he and Tsunade go through it at the same time. They're sitting together, quietly, at a local cafe and everything's peachy keen... Until Tsunade smashes her cup on the table shouting, "I'M GETTING CROWS FEET ORO-CHAN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!", and hell breaks loose. Jiraiya's at the table like, "I've looked like a senior since I was born, what's the big deal?" lol, not the most serious fic idea, but maybe a humorous one!

This fic was the beginning of Tsunade walking around looking twenty-years-old all the time.

#Naruto #Orochimaru #Tsunade #RIP Jiraiya #I’m still sad that he died #he was the best #Naruto musings

[ifeelalot]

#gif #naruto #ナルト #naruto shippuden #ナルト- 疾風伝 #ep 133 #anime #jiraiya #anime gif #gifs #rip jiraiya #tv #pierrot #toad sage #spirit #chakra

[ap-kinda-lit]

Konan: What did you do with Jiraiya's body? Pain: What didn't I do with the body? Konan: ... Pain: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect naruto quotes #naruto #akatsuki #rip jiraiya #pain #pein #konan #jiraiya

[tora-the-cat]

Poor Jiraiya. HIs other pupils were like. 'my name is Minato Namikaze I make S-rank ninjutsu in my spare time and I'm prettier then you but could you help me out with sealing until I'm better then you at that too? thxx <3' 'hello the fact that we are both children and alive in Ame means that we're stronger and more resourceful then most Chunnin. I have a sword and control the rain and these are my friends- she can do literally anything and he might be. Some sort of god?' and then Naruto shows up and is. Genuinely stupid godblessss.

#naruto #uzumaki naruto #naruto uzumaki #jiraiya #and by poor jiraiya I mean rip bozo he deserves it

[jaguarys]

Out of all the characters' dynamics I will literally always return to the Sannin because how could you not... the deadlock. The fallout of decades of love.

There's nowhere they can go from where they are. No way to fix it. Because it's been too long and there's been so much time to grow bitter. They've hurt each other in too many ways to be able to see eye to eye in ways that no one else could. Because they knew each other so well, knew everything about one another or thought they did. And in the end that knowledge is only used to twist the knife.

The love and hate and exhaustion in their relationship is just so palpable.

#(rips my hair out) #they were the characters who got me back into naruto and it was all over for me #personal #naruto #naruto shippuden #orochimaru #tsunade #jiraiya #sannin #sannin naruto #densetsu no sannin #tsunade senju #naruto meta #naruto analysis #jiratsu #orotsu #orojiratsu #tsujiraoro #jiraoro #jiraiya naruto #tsunade naruto #orochimaru naruto #fandom: naruto #type: meta

[mediumsizedpidegon]

consider: trans woman jiraiya

#naruto #jiraiya #trans woman jiraiya #canon jiraiya is.... SO fucked up #about women about themself about responsibility #i might be out of my mind but perhaps jiraiya having a gender crisis would. fix. Some Things #one of these days i will write a for want of a nail fic where jiraiya trans her gender and the ripple effect of this rips canon to shreds #my posts

[every-orochimaru]

#rip his toes #naruto #ch 166 #orochimaru #jiraiya #search for tsunade #everyorochimaru #belonephobia

[ladytsunadehime]

Sasuke, Jiraiya, Dan >:3

fmk || Accepting! || @avengernomore

She takes a sip of her tea. “Kill Dan, fuck Jiraiya, marry Sasuke” Tsunade says quickly. No she will not be explaining, thank you very much.

#avengernomore #Tsuna: considering two of them are dead… me: shut up and play the game. #guys I’m telling you Tsunade is unlikely to ever kill Jiraiya or Orochimaru #RIP Dan 🫡 #she’s a fool

[svndrenched]

ryuko makes old people nervous with their confidence in their body or their pronouns.

#ryuko;; about #((rip jiraiya))

[dolliestfairy]

Tw : Roleplay, Dubcon, smut, and maybe a lil of innocent kink? idk. lmk if i miss anything. Chubby Reader Fics With No Skintone Of Reader Mentioned. 𐚁

ׅ𝅄ֹ ׅ Minors Do Not Interact 𝅄ֹ ׅ

Currently thinking about men who loves Roleplay. men who loves dressing you up, men who love seeing you in those cute, fancy, frilly clothes that compliments your best feature, and then fuck you in it until you cant think straight. men who loves seeing the makeup become messy from all the kissing and stuff, men who loves to fuck you in stockings and heels, seeing those thick plush thighs of yours tracked all over it. men who is thrilled enough to fuck you in a ripped clothes, while saying you're all his and his, and nobody to have. those are the type of men who just love to see you dressing all pretty for him, no mather if the theme is cute, soft, dolly fairy, or even goth, vampire and stuff, the only goal you're gonna achieved is by getting your cunt full of his cums for the rest of the day, while witnessing your wigs and makeups go messy like hell, your pretty clothes are teared up, and your legs are soaking. and at the end, it was all just for him and him only ♡.

ׅ𝅄ֹ ׅ The Men that I'm Talking about are ; TOJI, SUKUNA, HOSHIGAKI KISAME, GOJO SATORU, Geto, MADARA, MIYA TWINS, Tsukishima Kei, KUROO TETSURO, CHILDE, Scaramouche, Kaeya, OIKAWA, Qin Shi Huang, ALEC, Lev Haiba, HATAKE KAKASHI, HIDAN, DOUMA, Tengen, Suna Rintaro, JIRAIYA, Eren Yeager, Dazai, Simon 'Ghost' Riley, SASUKE, Miguel, Itoshi Rin, Sae Itoshi.

© Dolliestfairy's Work | No Repost on other platforms without my Permissions.

#chubby reader #plus size reader #anime x chubby reader #genshin x reader #genshin smut #miguel x reader #ghost x reader #simon riley smut #simon riley x reader #sasuke x reader #madara x reader #madara smut #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #rin itoshi x reader #sae itoshi x reader #blue lock x reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu smut #demon slayer x reader #demon slayer smut #tw.dubcon #tsukishima x reader #aot smut #eren x reader #scaramouche x reader #childe x reader #kaeya x reader #suna x reader #toji x reader

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

the only thing i like abt Lee's boruto design is the lack of sleeves. they finally let us see that mans arms god bless. though its kind of annoying that they dont actually make lee and gai look that muscular, like why does jiraiya get to look ripped af but the taijutsu masters look like average muscle wise

agreed, lee's arms out truly was big brained. lee and sakura are jacked, we're not cowards

#asks

[ifeelalot]

#gif #naruto #ナルト #naruto shippuden #ナルト- 疾風伝 #intro #jiraiya #tv #naruto uzumaki #anime gif #tear #gifs #opening credits #rip

[mixelation]

tori: am i........ a bad girlfriend?

consider: tori is horrible with her own feelings, general affection, and dating. this is fine in mutagenicity because itachi does not care if she simply doesn't contact him for a week. if he confessed to her and she just said "good" he would be like "excellent, she agreed." meanwhile minato is basically the opposite. they sleep together ONCE and he's like "so long-term dating with the goal of marriage, yes?"

kushina pre get-together: are you sure you actually like her, or do you just want her because she won't sleep with you?

minato: (ripping his hair out)

i think tori must have to do something pre get-together to make it clear she DOES like him. idk maybe she murders someone for him and is like "well you were being STUPID ABOUT YOUR INFILTRATION MISSION what if you DIED" okay he understands "good" is just how she talks. she IS more likely to tell him his fuinjutsu is a "sexy, sexy beast" than to actually compliment him.

so! tori is uncommunicative about her feelings. like she CLEARLY likes him but what comes out of her mouth is like "you want to stay with me every night?"

but minato :( cannot stop tying to romance her :(

minato: this poem reminded me of you <3

tori: this poem is about how a sailor loves the sea even if it's unyielding and will kill you

minato: yes you are like a beautiful ocean <3 <3 <3

tori:

tori: i actually can't tell if this is sweet or not

if itachi gave her this poem, she would find it INCREDIBLY sweet. different communication styles for different people!

im not sure how she meets other people in minato's life but

jiraiya: so uh. have you like not noticed, minato, that your girlfriend is......... horrible?

#asynchronicity

[marvelmymarvel]

Eat Your Vegetables

Jiraiya x NarutoMotherFigure!Reader

Synopsis: Now that you had Jiraiya around to corral the child, you had more time to make healthier options for dinner. Naruto was displeased, but you didn't care.

A/N: I know not everyone loves when the reader is pregnant, so here's your warning :P

Jiraiya looked up from his paper as he heard you sigh inside the kitchen. He craned his neck to better see you and what you were huffing about, and he smiled softly at the sight. You were trying to get the can of green beans off the top shelf. You could do it easily, but being 7 months pregnant made the simple task rather difficult. You huffed as Jiraiya suddenly came up behind you, "Let me help you, darling."

"I can get it myself," you muttered as you swatted his wandering hands away from your body. "I don't need your help!" He smirked at your exasperated words yet ignored them as he reached for the can, barely having to move to get it at his fingertips. "That's not fair," you grumbled with a pout evident on your lips. Jiraiya chuckled as he returned to give you the food - "What? That you're shorter than I am?"

"No. It's unfair because I have to grow your massive baby and can't do things without you. I think you planned for this to happen."

His head flew back in laughter, shoulders shaking as you stood there with a 'menacing' look. You were really feisty nowadays. And it was most likely because of the lack of sleep you got. Jiraiya's fit of laughter drifted into softer giggles as he looked at you lovingly, "I know you 'hate' growing my 'massive' baby. But you sure do look beautiful doing so."

Your face started to heat up before you ripped the can from his fingers and walked quickly towards the stove. "Stop it. You're making me blush," you muttered sheepishly. He let out a snort of amusement but didn't push it.

You sighed as he came up behind you again - "Jiraiya-" You cut yourself off as he lovingly wrapped his arms around you. His hands rested gently on your stomach, thumb caressing where your shirt was riding up before pulling it down for you.

"I just want to hold you."

You bit back a sigh as he curled into you. His head rested in the crook of your neck, his lips pressing soft kisses along the flesh. "I love you two more than anything in this world."

"HEY!"

You jumped at Naruto's screech, hand flying over your heart as you tried to calm your racing pulse. "Goodness! Naruto, don't do that-"

"Pervy Sage, are you trying to say you don't care about me?!"

You blinked at that; what on earth was he- Oh. You glanced up at Jiraiya, who had gone bright red. He averted your gaze and summoned his willpower to say his following words.

"Fine, I love you three more than anything in this world. Better?" You stifled a laugh as Naruto's face contorted into disgust. "I just said care about, not love. Only my Mom can say that-"

"Goodness, quit being a boy, and sit down. Dinner will be ready soon."

"Oh. Uh, can I go get Ramen with Iruka Sensei, Mom?"

Jiraiya had pulled away from you to grab the plates, but the sentence falling from Naruto's lips made him freeze. This had been the nightly struggle. You shook your head at him before looking at the pot below. "No, you've had Ramen 3 days in a row now. Sit."

"But, MOM. I rarely see Iruka Sensei!!!"

Your e/c eyes shot up to his, anger flashing across your face as you dared him to argue with you. Naruto's brows furrowed as he matched your attitude. Crossing his arms, he looked down at the food you were making - "Let's all just get Ramen then... You were never a good cook anyway, Mom - "

A gasp flew from your lips at the words falling from his, causing Jiraiya to quickly turn to stop you from chasing the suddenly brave child. Naruto's eyes widened as Jiraiya hauled you back; the glare the Sannin sent told him he had hit a nerve. A very, very sensitive nerve.

Silence filled the space as you begrudgingly shut your mouth and returned to getting the veggies heated up.

Naruto bounced on his feet uncomfortably; he didn't mean to hurt your feelings. You used to claim to be a lousy cook. But as he took in all of the dishes surrounding you, did he realize you had been trying to change that. "I'm sorry, Mom..."

"Just sit, please," your whisper caused Jiraiya to move towards the dining room, nodding at Naruto for him to follow.

Silence once again filled the kitchen space, and you rolled your eyes. It was your fault, how Naruto blurted out whatever came to mind. You didn't know how it was possible to still teach him manners and compassion at 13, but here you were, teaching him a very painful lesson.

The vegetables took little time to heat up, and within minutes you had the two food dishes in your hands. You walked carefully towards the Dinning room, but hearing Jiraiya's voice made you pause.

"Your moms just trying to get you to eat healthier, Naruto. Give her some grace."

"But she's never been a stickler about food. I don't know why she's trying now to change that; it was just fine before."

"Because she had no help raising you, she had to substitute where she could. She gave you Ramen so she could have more time to spend with you. But now that I'm around, she's got a second set of hands, and she's just trying to help you get stronger. Along with that, she's 7 months pregnant and trying to be better for the new baby. So please, for her sake at least - Eat the vegetables."

Naruto grew quiet, and you walked into the room with a soft smile on your lips. "Okay, tonight's meal is grilled chicken with green beans," You stated happily as you placed the food on the table. It wasn't the best-looking meal, but it was better than what you used to produce. "Looks good, Honey!" Jiraiya exclaimed as he rubbed his hands together excitedly. He had been the guinea pig of many of your trial dishes, and this one was the best one you've made so far.

Naruto looked up at you sadly, guilt eating him alive as you started to plate their food. He said nothing but smiled kindly at you, handing him his plate. "Thanks, Mom."

You hummed at him before sitting down, grunting as you readjusted your seat. "I can't wait to get him out of me," you joked before looking again at your food. You didn't know why you felt so embarrassed as Naruto and Jiraiya began to cut into their meat. You eyed the breasts, hoping and praying they weren't pink in the middle.

A sigh of relief tumbled from your lips as the centers were stark white. Jiraiya popped a slice of the chicken in his mouth before humming at the flavor - "I swear, Honey, you get better every time you cook."

The smile that graced your lips lit up the room, and Naruto finally began to understand you. You wanted to be a real Mom, and part of being a real Mom was making him eat healthily. It didn't mean Naruto didn't love the mom he had growing up, but he finally comprehended you were just trying to be a better mom. "Thank you, Jiraiya," you whispered sweetly, pride blossoming in your chest as you began to cut into your chicken.

"Wow"

Your eyes flicked up to the blonde, face frozen, hoping he wouldn't be disgusted. "That's good chicken, Mom, and the vegetables with it make it even better." You smiled at him knowingly. This was no Ramen; he was most likely disappointed. But the look he gave you seemed to have told you otherwise. "Really. Mom... This is really good. Thank you"

Your smile morphed into something genuine, "Thank you, honey. I'm glad you enjoyed it."

Naruto nodded before digging into the rest of the meal. You reached across the table to softly touch Jiraiya, quietly thanking him for always having your back. Naruto may have hated this change, but you wanted to give him and his brother the best life possible.

And that included them eating their vegetables.

#Jiraiya imagine #jiraiya imagines #jiraiya x reader #jiraiya #Naruto imagine #naruto imagines #naruto x reader

[delirious-donna]

Which Naruto characters do you think are most likely to have a daddy kink?

Oh, anon... what a thought!

My head went straight into detective mode as I sussed out who would be leashed by such a kink. There were a few others I was on the fence about, but the ones listed at the bottom I'm pretty convinced about! ^^

tw: daddy kink, mating press, dirty talk, overstimulation, unprotected sex

Daddy Thirst

“That’s it, baby. Feel good, hmm? You like my cock buried in your cute little cunt?”

No man should sound so damn sexy as he spouts the filthiest of words, but he manages it with ease.

You can only whimper as the burn in your thighs intensifies from the mating press you’re been held in for what feels like an eternity. Your knees dig into your chest, squishing your tits together with taut nipples straining for attention.

He is relentless with his thrusts, deep and powerful to hit that special spot in your front wall over and over. This is no jackhammer pounding, oh no, he knows how to treat you right.

How to ensure tears will cloud your big doe eyes, little sniffles emitting as you whine about how it’s too much. So fucked out from his cock and the endless stream of orgasms he has ripped from your sweat-soaked body.

“Who fucks you this good, baby? Tell me,” he grunts coarsely.

A thumb wipes away the trickle of tears to paint your skin, a conniving smile decorating his lips as his hips never falter.

His release is near; pressure rising like molten lava in the pit of his stomach, balls heavy and aching to turn your insides entirely white.

He knows what he needs to hear to tip him over the edge, to end your overstimulation at his hands. Your cunt clenches around his stuttering shaft as you mewl, your head rolling back on the pillow as you find enough of your voice to finally answer.

“You, Daddy. Only - you!”

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SHIKAMARU, Asuma, Tobirama, MADARA, Obito, JIRAIYA

#delirious answers #naruto thirst #shikamaru smut #asuma smut #tobirama smut #madara smut #obito smut #jiraiya smut #shikamaru nara #asuma sarutobi #tobirama senju #madara uchiha #obito uchiha #jiraiya #tw daddy kink

[transgendervelma]

One of the worst things about the ending of Naruto was actually that Naruto became Hokage. He became Hokage to be recognized and seen for who he was by the people around him, but he already got that during the Pain Arc.

We see at the Waterfall of Truth that Naruto actually feels contempt toward many villagers for how they treated them. But we never got a full resolution for that in the real world. For the sake of consistent writing Naruto should have much more complicated emotions, hell being the Hokage was totally secondary to bringing Sasuke home (which Naruto says during the beginning of Shippuden).

So, it would’ve been far more interesting and consistent for nobody to become Hokage at the end of Naruto (it’s not like Kakashi actually wanted to be Hokage either). The leaf is ran by a Jonin council who undertake the building of a new world under the guidance of people like Kakashi and Naruto (but it’s mostly a collective effort).

Naruto and Sasuke would’ve become Jonin, Naruto would’ve grown out his hair to be like Jiraiya (not that long, just a shoulder length ponytail, but he will not be fucking balding). The running of the leaf village becomes more and more of a transparent affair that even everyday people are aware of, not the shadowy cabal that it was under Hiruzen’s regime. The main threat would be loyalists toward Madara’s ideology who really believed in the Infinite Tsukuyomi (not space aliens). The Konoha 13 aren’t forced into undeveloped ridiculous ships for the sake of editors or trying to pump out a next Gen sequel (like Seriously, none of the Shinobi from the previous Gen had kids except Asuma & Kurenai). Hell I think it’s bullshit Neji died so let’s just redact that too. Sasuke obviously doesn’t do jail time like he did because if saving the entire planet isn’t a pardonable action idk what is, rip to those samurai tho.

The government of the leaf village, which before was essentially just an elective millitary dictatorship, slowly becomes more democratic and resembling an actual pseudo nation as opposed to a millitary colony. The feudal lords are slowly rendered irrelevant and basically atrophy into powerless figureheads (and any who resist probably become villains in whatever story gets told in this scenario). Underage Shinobi are banned from undertaking life threatening missions, that’s gotta be a big one. No kids fighting to the death.

So by the time Naruto is in his late 20s to early 30s he’s made Hokage by the people of the village hidden in the leaves in the very first actual election ever held that wasn’t just between feudal lords and councilors (if he even wants the position that is). His scalp is fine, he’s thriving and moisturized, Orochimaru and Kabuto are locked away at the bottom of the craziest prison you can imagine. He’s not stuck in a boring marriage that he avoids, Sasuke isn’t stuck in a loveless marriage with a woman he won’t even kiss. Sakura is girlbossing somewhere in the corner. Tsunade gets to have all the chicken breast and alcohol she wants and Kakashi is a retired dog dad.

#naruto #naruto shippuden #anime/manga #narutoposting #naruto uzumaki #mine #naruto meta #sasuke uchiha #Naruto rewrite #obviously this doesn’t fix everything