Yufirith, a 16 year old girl we were hired to escort and protect from an assassin: Ugh. You guys are just a bunch of old mercenaries.
Monk: Did you just call me old? I'm gonna tell your mom.
Yufirith: My mother's dead.
Druid, without hesitating: Where's she buried? We have a cleric.
Monk: And I have a shovel.
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Your players are on the search for a gnome cast out of their village, who formed an alliance with a goblin shunned even by it own kin.
When they find them the two are sat there in suits, reading newspapers and discussing fine art. They despise pranks, loath rambunctiousness and have finally lived their deeply taboo dream of setting up a respectable law firm called Squangles and Lillypoppers.
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"You tell ASGORE that he's killed you too many times to count."
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Doodle of my tiefling wild magic sorcerer character, Apollo. He is ready to use his favorite spell… Can you guess what it is? Fireball… of course.
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Here’s a closeup of our little beholder!
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Here are some pansexual pride flag inspired galaxy dice. With the new polishing they are even more sparkly now. And of course they have a lot of glitter inside!
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DnDoggos - #225 “Fear Of The Dark”
Advice and good ideas are spun around the table as the DnDoggos figure out how to proceed.
Players and DM's! Tell us what you're about to encounter when the DM makes their scary face.
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Dm: "Hey, so we aren't running next week. In downtime, could everyone just send me like two or three things your character is afraid of? It could be general fears or like concepts of things that scare them. It'd just be really helpful to this next stage of the campaign."
Paladin: "I have this intense fear of leveling up after every session."
Cleric: "Weird, me too."
Sorcerer: "What if my fear is telling you what my character is afraid of?"
Dm: "I mean I'm also fine with learning your personal fears. That's also good information to have."
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They’re constantly punching everyone all the time, but can calm down and make polite dinner conversations 4 times per long rest.
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I'm absolutely in love
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PEDRO PASCAL, 400x640
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césair ashby, on beyond the throne (scénario disponible).
By Lux. ♥
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Avatars Katie McGrath (400x640)
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Now in the shop, dice inspired by the most iridescent person ever: Opal. As shiny and sparkly as her personality, they are just beautiful! (Advertisement)
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in case it wasn’t clear, I love her
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