Mana is not the only thing I have.
The sorcerer Jaune faces the demon Cinder in an epic battle. The fight was even until the worst happened to Jaune.
Jaune: *Tries to cast a spell but only a spark comes out* Oh no
Cinder: *Mocking him* What happened? Did you run out of mana? *Chuckles*
Jaune: I didn't want it to come to this. *He begins to take off his thick sorcerer's robe*
Cinder: Hahaha! Are you so desperate to live that you are going to try to seduce me? Hahaha! That's...
Jaune finishes removing his robe, showing his incredible, very well built, I mean VERY well built body.
Cinder: *Astonished* ...hilarious?
Jaune: *sad* I am very sorry for this. I assure you I'll do it quickly.
Cinder: *Nervous* H-Hold on, what are you going to do to me?
Jaune: *Gets closer* I'm really sorry.
Cinder: H-Hey! S-Stay away from me! STAY AWAY!
Moments later:
Nora (Dwarf): Jaune, we're here! Are you still alive?!- Oh!
Ren (Elf): *Show up behind her* What happen, Nora? Is Jaune- Oh!
Pyrrha (Barbarian): *follows* Guys, what happen?!- Oh my~
In front of them was Jaune holding Cinder in a wrestling hold trying to cut off her airflow.
Jaune: *crying* I'm sorry
Cinder: *About to pass out* L-Let me g-go, y-you b-b-brute...
Pyrrha: Aw, he remembers the hold I taught him~💕
Nora: How much was the reward if we brought her back alive?
Ren: 10,000 extra gold pieces.
Nora: Jaune! Don't kill her! We need her alive!!!
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Nora Perception Check
Team RNJR playing DND waiting for Qrow to wake up before Vol. 5 …
Jaune - "On the horizon of this forest path, you see a group of dark-cloaked figures slowly trudging towards you. What do you do?"
Ruby - "My half-orc barbarian braces her greathammer and- That's a one"
Jaune - "Critical fail. Ren, what do you do?"
Ren - "Well, I believe in anticipation, my rogue would try and hide behind a tree- ...Okay, I rolled a one"
Jaune - "That's another critical fail. Nora, what does your human bard do?"
Nora - "Active Perception Check"
Jaune - "...That's a natural 20"
Nora - "Let's fucking go" ( Starts playing a flute and singing)
I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
These muthafuckas mean to harm us
And they got to go
So come on, get 'em now!
You picked the wrong day to fuck around with my
Tight crew
There's no escaping it
I can perceive you
Here's what we're gonna do
Me and my boys gonna mess you up
Ruby - I rolled a one
Ren - I rolled a one
Nora - Fuck!
My boys are otherwise engaged
So I'm gonna bring it all myself
Nora - "Hey, I forgot, you're supposed to tell me what I see, right?"
Jaune - "Yes, thank you. Let's just slow it all down a bit. So, you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter-"
Nora - "I cast Vicious Mockery, nat 20, let's go!!"
You're a short muthafucka
And nobody likes you
SHORT!
Everybody says "Look how fucking short that guy is"
And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships
When you were born, everybody thought that you were just a head
But then the doctor said
Nora - "Wait, this stupid muthafuckin' tiny short ass baby got a tiny little itty bitty body and I hate it"
Jaune - "Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure. Perception check, please"
Nora - "Nat 20, let's go!"
Jaune - "You perceive the figure was so short because it was a CHILD"
Nora - "It's always a kid..."
Jaune - "Specifically, the child you've been looking for for the last 15 days game time and 5 days of our actual lives"
Nora - "Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I'll be better. His body's just lying there, right? ...Right?"
Jaune - "Yes...? Don't-"
Nora - Loot that body
Gotta loot that body now
Loot that body!
Gotta loot that muthafucka!
Play my flute when I loot that dead kid's body
Bitch!
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Dr. Arc #3
Jaune: *To de camera* A few days ago it was my birthday and my grandmother gave me one of her delicious pies, just for me. I brought my last piece here to eat with my lunch. But to make sure no one took it, I put it all the way to the back in the refrigerator and with several notes saying "Do not touch" and "Property of Dr. Arc."
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Jaune is placing his pie all the way in the back of the fridge and then starts putting everything else back inside.
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Jaune: There's no way anyone would eat it.
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Lunch time
Ren: Hey Jaune, today we're all going to eat outside in the garden. The weather is good today.
Jaune: Ok, I'll just finish some paperwork and catch up to you guys.
Ren: Sounds good. *leaves*
The camera shows how Jaune continues working but in the distance, through one of the clinic windows, you can see Ozpin checking the staff refrigerator.
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The scene changed with Jaune filing the papers in his file cabinet.
Jaune: Well, I'm done. Now it's time to eat my pie~
The camera follows him to the refrigerator. He starts taking things out, and when he gets to the end he freezes in place.
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Ozpin's Office
The camera shows Ozpin at his desk working on some papers.
Ozpin: *Drinking Coffe*
*Ting!*
Suddenly the camera changes direction to the elevator doors and Glynda appears.
Glynda: Ozpin, we have a problem.
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Staff room
The camera shows everyone scared as Jaune holds Yang hostage using a syringe.
Jaune: Ok motherfuckers! Who the hell ate my pie?!! Tell me now, or the girl gets it!
Yang: *Blushing* Oh god~💕 You are so strong~💕
Weiss: *Worry* Jaune, please calm down. We can talk about this in a civilized manner, let Yang go..
Yang: *Angry* Hey, don't ruin this to me. Don't listen to her, Jaune. Don't even think about letting me go from your strong arms~💕
Weiss: Yang, you're not helping!
Yang: You're jealous because he didn't choose you as a hostage.
Weiss: *Angry blushing* I'm not!!
Ozpin: What's going on here?!
The camera changes to Ozpin, with Glynda behind him. Everyone turns to see him.
Ozpin: Dr. Arc, what do you think you are doing? Let Professor Xiao Long go.
Jaune: No! Someone ate my pie and they don't tell me who it was. And I won't let her go until they tell me who it was.
Yang: Yes please~💕
Ozpin: Wait, are you perhaps talking about a lemon pie with chocolate chips?
Jaune: Yes, how do you know? It was wrapped in aluminum
Ozpin: Oh, I think I'm to blame in all this.
Jaune: Huh?
Ozpin: I'm very sorry Dr. Arc, but it seems that I ate your pie by mistake.
Jaune: But it had my name!
Ozpin: And I'm sorry, I didn't think it was that important to you.
Jaune: *Shock* You ate it all?
Ozpin: Not completely, it was too sweet for me. I threw the rest in the trash.
Jaune: *Surprise* You threw it in the trash?!
Ozpin: I hope you can forgive me.
Jaune: *Let Yang go* You know what, don't worry about it. Mistakes happen all the time, right.
Ozpin: Oh I'm glad to hear that. Well, with this resolved. Let's all go back to work, okay?
Ozpin turns around if he leaves, with Glynda following behind him. The camera then focuses on Jaune, who doesn't look away from Ozpin without blinking. It's kind of intimidating.
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Ozpin's office
Ozpin is looking out of his window at the scenery of the school and city. He holds up his cup of coffee and takes a sip.
*ting!*
Ozpin: hm?
The camera shows the elevator door to his office open with Jaune stepping out of it.
Ozpin: Dr. Arc, I was not expecting your visit. How can I help you??
Jaune: I came to give you my two weeks' notice.
He puts his letter on his desk and leaves. Ozpin takes the letter and begins to open it without looking away from Jaune.
Ozpin: Is it because I ate your pie? Please Dr. Arc, it was just an…
At that moment he reads the letter and it says:
"I will attack in two weeks."
Ozpin: ..Accident
He looks back at Jaune, and as the elevator doors close he can see an evil smile spread across his face. Then Jaune moves his lips without making any noise saying "two weeks." Ozpin starts to break out in a cold sweat.
Ozpin: I think I made a huge mistake.
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Open Starter
Nora moaned out, orgasming for the 5th time today riding Ren. The man carried her down her orgasmic high, pulling her off and laying her down. Ren looked to the camera that showed the scene to the adult stream.
"I hope you all enjoy and I'm happy for your all," he said, waving goodbye to their fans and turned the stream off. Ren soon got a reminder on his scroll. He checked and sighed. It read simply: The Applicant. Nora and Ren have been looking for a third in both the relationship and their channel and they met someone online who was a match, who was going to visit them that night. He put on a more casual version of his normal attire and waited for The Applicant, wondering how the night would go.
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