Fit: No one's gonna be homophobic in this village anymore 'cuz we've got the gay crystals here! No one is going to be homophobic in this village any longer!
Ramon: gg --> gay gnomes
Fit: [Laughs] That's right. They heard you were being homophobic so they had to come kill a couple of horses, you know? It's- yeah, it's the Gay Gnome mafia, is what this is.
Pac: Gay Gnome mafia? [Laughs] Maybe you're gonna wake up tomorrow and... all your stables gonna be gone and all your horses gonna be dead, and BOOM! The gnomes gonna be–
Ramon: but we are gay friendly so...
Pac: Oh yeah, we are gay-friendly, yeah, you're right, you're right Ramon. They wouldn't do such a thing.
Fit: [Laughs] Wait, Ramon– we're not just gay-friendly, we are GAY.
Featuring: the Town of Fobo, the Gay Gnome mafia, and Fit and Pac explaining to Ramon why they're more than just "gay-friendly."
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Fit: No one's gonna be homophobic in this village anymore 'cuz we've got the gay crystals here! No one is going to be homophobic in this village any longer!
Pac: [Laughs] "The gay crystals..."
Fit: It is NOT happening!
Ramon: gg --> gay gnomes
Pac: [Laughs] "GG: Gay Gnomes"
Fit: [Laughs] That's right. They heard you were being homophobic so they had to come kill a couple of horses, you know? Yeah!
Pac: Yeah! Yeah, that- yeah! Perfect, perfect, that's the story, you know- that's the lore behind it.
Fit: It's- yeah, it's the Gay Gnome mafia, is what this is.
Pac: Gay Gnome mafia? [Laughs]
Fit: They heard they were being homophobic.
Pac: Maybe you're gonna wake up tomorrow and... all your stables gonna be gone and all your horses gonna be dead, and BOOM! The gnomes gonna be-
Fit: The gnomes, the gnomes! You know? The gnomes! They strike again.
Pac: [Laughs] The gnomes!
[Fit and Pac practice the Portuguese pronunciation of "gnomes"]
Ramon: but we are gay friendly so...
Pac: Oh yeah, we are gay-friendly, yeah, you're right, you're right Ramon.
Fit: Yeah, they're not g-
Pac: They wouldn't do such a thing.
Fit: [Laughs] Wait, Ramon– we're not just gay-friendly, we are GAY.
[Fit and Pac laugh while Ramon faceplants, Pac joining him on the ground faceplanting next to him moments later]
Pac: Ramon! That's even- that's- that's even better, Fit! They wouldn't even like- they wouldn't even get close to us, you knwo?
Fit: That's right, that's right.
[They both laugh]
Fit: That's r- oh wow, oh this... Good times, good times, good times.
Pac: Good times.
[They both laugh again]
Fit: Oh man... Good times on the QSMP, you love to see it, love to see it.
(Note: I thought of what if Ramón found purpose by hunting down other high-ranking members of Eden. He considers it his responsibility to make up for his past so he does not ask the others to help, and meets up with them between his targets.)
Fit: She's legit, we can trust her. We can trust her.
Ramon: Would you rather a dad or a mom [for me?]
Fit: Uh- I- no one! No one. Let's- let's get over to Felps' Square, Ramon. [They head to the warp at Spawn, then Fit hesitates] Um, wait- Ramon. [He pauses, briefly looks at the camera, then says in a rush] If I had to choose between the two, it'd be a dad. Alright, let's go. Let's go, let's go.