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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 month
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I was playing the Sims 4 with Gordon Ramsay and we were arguing about where to put the fridge.
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omgitssvpernxva · 3 months
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meme number 7
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headaching · 1 year
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gordon ramsay getting multiplied by one: oh my god no. no you’ve got to be bloody joking. this is unbelievable, let me tell you. i’m the exact same but a process has occurred. fuck me.
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Kitchen Nightmares is really just like
Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help
Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food
Owners: we have the best food
*food comes out*
Gordon: this is an alive rat
Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.
*dinner service*
Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat
Waitress: is everything okay?
Customer: no it's an alive rat
*food is sent back*
Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat
*Gordon goes in the freezer*
Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.
*later*
Gordon: your food is bad
Owner: no!!!!!!!!
Gordon: yes
Owner: oh my god our food is bad
*remodel, menu change*
Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much
Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?
Owner: yes of course
*end of episode*
Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*
End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.
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laurellerual · 12 days
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Our Blades Are Sharp
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claie171 · 1 year
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*gordon ramesay entering the tumblr foodcourt* : why do i smell vanilla, do you only fucking serve vanilla deserts?? where are your cakes even why aren’t they on display - IS THAT YOUR FUCKING CAKE - you’re telling me that fucking burnt batter pathetic excuse of a piece of coal is your bloody fucking cake?? what do you mean vanilla extract?? HOW MANY CUPS OF VANILLA EXTRACT ARE YOU FUCKERS PUTTING IN THERE
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toxooz · 9 days
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a mimir💤
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mizandria · 9 days
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people make fun of the "oh you only hate her because she's a WOMAN" crazy feminist mentality but yeah actually you guys do only hate her because she's a woman a lot of times. for every hated female tv character there's ten male tv characters who are a million times worse and still given at least the "intriguing morally grey character" treatment if not straight up praise. for every hated female celebrity in real life there's one hundred famous men who have done worse and don't get half the hate she does. for every hated female politician, for every hated female historical figure, for the women you know in real life and on and on.
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our-sinister-night · 5 months
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DBD fandom was robbed of this 😔
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otomokatsuhiro · 5 months
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KAZE NO TANI NO NAUSICAA (1984)
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ketrindarkdragon · 1 year
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You heard of WАR now get ready for...
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bottleswithbottles · 3 months
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Drawing the @rogerrrroger 's Gordon Wall-E with some creativity liberties because im stupid LMFAO (i liked a lot ur design ily no straight)
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hannibalspubes · 1 month
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Someone should sit down Gordon Ramsay and make him blind react to all three seasons of Hannibal
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shiftythrifting · 1 month
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An Interesting fashion choices, the gender teapot and a terrifying teletubbies plushy
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swaglexander-the-great · 10 months
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Pictures I have of Gordon Ramsay lurking ominously, from my very specific Ominous Gordon folder
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