Book Crowley: You know what? I like your hair.
TV Crowley: Thanks. I like yours too.
Book Crowley: I think we should swap. And then we could prank the Angels a little.
TV Crowley: Yeah! I bet they won’t even notice the difference.
After some time…
Book Crowley:
TV Aziraphale:
TV Crowley:
Book Aziraphale:
TV Aziraphale: Oh, look. Aren’t those people feeding bread to the ducks?
TV Crowley: They’re WOT?!
Book Aziraphale: That’s yours.
TV Aziraphale: That’s mine.
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Sirius, bringing Regulus in the Gryffindor common room: And so, here's my little brother, Regulus. I don't think you've been presented properly...
Peter: Hello!
Lily and Mary, hugging on the couch, exchanging a look: Hello Regulus.
Remus, waving: Hi.
Marlene: Welcome here baby Black
James, trying to lean against the wall, but fails and clumsily falls on the floor: Hi, I'm JaaAAAA―meS.
Sirius: *facepalming*
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Regulus, years later, telling this to Harry with a smirk: And that's how I met your dad, Harry.
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Maedhros: Like I said, we need more help.
Caranthir: Maybe I should call my friends.
Celegorm: Your what?
Caranthir: My friends.
Maglor: Is he saying “friends”?
Curufin: I think he’s being sarcastic.
Maglor: No, no, no. This is delirium. He’s cracked from being awake all night.
Celegorm: Hey, Moryo, all of your friends are in this room.
Caranthir: I have other friends. You asked me to make new friends. I made new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks.
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Okay, so...
We know this thud Ashlyn heard was a dying phantom, and probably the most recent ones. However Logan only got out tonight and hasn't been wandering around very long.
It's unclear whether the "occasional thud down the hall" Ashlyn references are just occurring tonight or if they've been happening the past three nights. But I'm leaning towards the latter because of the others. Because they are being very noisy and rightfully so!
So now I'm wondering if some of what Ashlyn heard was like... Aiden and Tyler collapsing every so often for obvious reasons (pancake and kebab), Taylor and Logan looking for an escape, Ben trying to pry stuff open or having another outburst and throwing all the furniture around, etc. Probably reading too far into it but it makes me very curious as to what they've been up to.
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We all know the Good Omens book exists in the show. And somehow Aziraphale still doesn’t know about its existence or simply haven’t read it yet.
So imagine if someday he suddenly finds out about it:
Aziraphale: *reorganizing his books* Good Omens? I think I never read this one. I wonder what kind of prophecies it might have.
Aziraphale: *reading* But this… Who wrote this book? This is impossible!
Crowley: What’s impossible, Angel?
Aziraphale: *shaking the book for Crowley to see* This book! Did you know I had a book about Armageddon this whole time?
Crowley:
Aziraphale: And not only that *showing him the first few pages* Look! We are in the book! Everything that happened is here. We could have just read this before! It would have saved us a lot of work and time.
Crowley: You.
Aziraphale: What?
Crowley: You could have read it, Angel. You know I don’t read.
Aziraphale: You know what I meant!
Now, what if the Good Omens show also exists in the book?
Crowley: *reading the synopsis* This sounds awfully familiar. Let’s see what this is about.
After some time…
Crowley: Angel, sit here.
Aziraphale: Crowley, what exactly is this about?
Crowley: *pressing play* Just watch.
Aziraphale: But this is…
Crowley: I know, right? How could I have never thought of dyeing my hair like this? I wonder what color they used.
Aziraphale: But… I never said that.
Crowley: Poetic license, Angel.
Aziraphale: *muttering* And I certainly don’t look at you this way.
Crowley: What?
Aziraphale: *pointing at the screen* I don’t look at you like this.
Crowley: Are you sure, Angel?
Aziraphale: *blushing* Quite sure.
Crowley: *grinning* Well, you don’t seem so certain now, do you?
Aziraphale: *blushing harder* Shut up. I’m trying to hear them.
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ROSE: You've got to stop defining your successes on how much others fail!
DAVE: dude stop
ROSE: That may have worked in the past, but it won't work in a team setting like ours.
DAVE: yo stop trying to psychoanalyze my mind
DAVE: its creepy
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