Big Brother Slider, the true Mom Friend™
So we all have that friend, who is 100% the mom friend. And listen, are both Slider and Ice little shits of their own devices? Yes, but i'd say that Ice can be a solid Mom friend, when needed. BUT, when with Slider it just goes out of the window, and pair that with Big Brother!Slider, and you have one hell of a head cannon there.
Every time that they go to the bar, Slider doesn't even leave Ice's side, guards his drink like a feral dog, and rounds Ice up when it's time to go home
Stops Ice from having fun recklessly endangering himself
Once at the bar Ice was on his 5th Whiskey sour before a table sent over 3 shots of tequila, Ice smiled and brought one up to toast, and using his mom senses common sense, Slider abandons his chat with Goose and is at Ice's side in about 3.5 seconds saying "no no no no" takes the shots and whiskey sours out of his hand and drags Ice home
Nearly had an aneurism when he found out Ice let someone else (Goose) drive him somewhere
"YOU LET SOMEONE DRIVE YOU? WHAT IF THEY WERE TRYING TO KIDNAP YOU? KIDNAP THEN KILL YOU!? YOU KNOW PEOPLE HAVE A THING FOR YOUNG BLONDES"
"WE WERE BOTH GOING BACK TO BASE, AND IM 24"
"SO?? YOU'RE PRACTICALLY A BABY"
"IT WAS GOOSE! AND YOU'RE ONLY A COUPLE YEARS OLDER THAN ME"
"AND?? HE HAS A MUSTACHE! YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'D TRUST SOMEONE WITH A MUSTACHE??"
"YOU WERE IN THE CAR WITH ME!"
"SO??"
Slider always, ALWAYS has snacks and Capri-Suns on his person incase Ice gets hungry
It's like clockwork, every time Ice starts to get hungry, hangry, cranky etc. Slider is there handing over a Capri-Sun and some carrot sticks or apple slices
"Well maybe if you didn-" Ice starts before being interrupted by Slider shoving an apple slice into his mouth mid sentence, and stopping what seems to be the next arguing match between him and Maverick in it's tracks. Ice just glowers at Slider with a pout and starts chewing on his apple slice.
"I told you not to skip breakfast, now you're gonna be cranky"
"Bite m-" and once more Ice is silenced with an apple slice, as Goose and Mav along with the rest of the flyboys watch on in fascinated horror as Ice's temper is swiftly and expertly derailed by Slider and his apple slices. When they're finished Slider promptly procured a Capri-Sun from somewhere and quickly shoved it within Ice's hands before he had a chance to protest.
"No" Ice said looking at Slider
"Drink it"
"No"
"Ice"
"I don't want to, so im not"
"Toma Mikhailovich so help me god" Slider starts, pinching the bridge of his nose, and Ice just huffs and starts to drink. The flyboys never recovered from this.
Once when filing paperwork Ice got a paper cut, as people do, and the cut is small but the tiniest, tiniest, itty bitty drop of blood wells forward and Slider already has a portable First Aid kit spread out on the desk, Neosporin on a bandaid before being wrapped around Ice's finger and Ice doesn't even blink
It's a whole 10 second ordeal and they just continue on with their lives like nothing happened
Ice coughed once after accidentally being caught out in the rain and Slider straight up commandeers the kitchen to make more soup than Ice could ever possibly consume fully convinced Ice is coming down with something
Admittedly, Ice did in fact get the flu, but Slider was too concerned to say "I told you so"
Despite everything, Slider and Ice (platonically) love each other, and Slider is 100% the mom friend between the two of them
If I forgot anything feel free to tell me!
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i love when angels love too hard btw. i love when angels love god’s creation more than god does. i love when angels love god’s creation more than god. i love when angels defy god to protect creation. i love when angels gorge themselves on food and drink and romance and sex and family because all they know how to do is love things with the totality of their being. i love when angels who were created to be obedient servants break free of their own nature by falling in love. i love when angels worship their lovers above god. i love when angels worship love above god. to keep from getting too pretentious i’d like to clarify that a significant amount of this post is inspired by castiel supernatural eating raw hamburger meat off the floor
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🐚 rebellious angel inspired pronouns ✦
rebel/rebels . angel/angels . feather/feathers . wing/wings . br/broken/brokens . dark/darks . noir/noirs . void/voids . night/nightmare/nightmares . halo/halos . tear/tears . betray/betrays . cr/crack/cracks . snap/snaps
🐚 rebellious angel inspired titles ✦
the rebellious angel . the defiant one . (prn) who isn't afraid to break rules . (prn) who is seen as a traitor . (prn) who won't follow commands . the one with wings of white . (prn) who's wings are turning black . the one who's halo cracked . (prn) who snapped
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In s4 especially sam shouldve acted like Lucifer's twin. So when Sam finds out he is his vessel he literally freaks the fuck out questioning every aspect of his personality. His love, his hate, his dreams, his motivations. Then in s5e10 when they meet face to face their talk is just nail after nail in sams coffin about his self confidence, his beliefs.
Sam is Lucifers mirror. Sam believes in God and then abandons him when he sees what he had planned for him. Lucifer doesnt even need to pry to know Sam has lived a life identical to his own. That they are destined to be one in every sense of the word because they are made for each other and Sam is utterly repulsed. But he knows Lucifer's not lying becaus the angels all call him the Human embodiment of Lucifer, the Antichrist, the Boy with the Demon Blood, The Boyking of Hell.
Sams tainted and he releases that Gordon was right, that he was evil, that he knew it back then. Dad also saw that he was evil and needed to be taken out.
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I think it's fair to share Hunter's lil siblings
Danny The Rebellious :- (the youngest)
Kim the withering :- (middle child)
-🦤
"Should have known you were the youngest," Jas said directly at Danny with a huff, "you absolutely have little sibling energy."
Celeste blinked slowly at Danny, his wings, his halo... She hummed to herself and glanced up as if checking her own halo.
"Huh..."
"Hello, pretty birdieee," Jas called to Kim with a bright smile, sauntering over to the middle child. "Oh, you look stunning! I love the face tattoo! Do you only have the tattoos on your face, or do you have more?"
...
"...Also..." Celeste mumbled slowly, face blank except for the slightest furrow of her brows. "I thought... The oldest are usually the most responsible? ... What went wrong?"
"LITTLE ANGEL! NO!"
"...Ah, did I say... Something wrong?"
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I think atheists and people who hate Christianity but are ignorant of it think so lowly of God that they imagine He created evil to be an antagonistic force against good, just so He can sit back and watch, like we sit back and watch entertainment with those themes.
But everything destructive and evil came from the hand of mankind. Even demons. God is good, everything He makes and intends is good. And He has no need to create evil just for the sake of it, or because He's bored or whatever.
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