Welp there’s nothing else to do during quarantine might as well masturbate!
Me: *sneaking to the kitchen to grab some food at 12 am in the morning*
That one tile: *cReAkS eXtRa LoUdLy*
Hey, asking for a friend, what does it mean when you have sex with a guy you’ve been seeing for a while on his birthday after he tells you he’s still in love with his ex, but you still talk every day without fail, and you’ve video chatted with his friends and extended family?
How im going to look at my chinese food when this quarantine shit if over 😫🤗😜
I’m gonna make a pasta dinner at 1 AM because I CAN
And NOTHING can stop me
Literally the only interaction with people I get is through the internet so if we FaceTime or whatever and you catch me saying “lmao” out loud mind your damn business
I’m a raw dumbass. I’m not even fully baked; they took me out too early and now I’m just a sad, liquidy, deflated baked good
STRAIGHT CHURCH: Amen.
GAY CHURCH: YASS! PERIOD!
Me jumping into bed prepared to rewatch La Casa De Papel for the 3rd time since quarantine started
Anyone else ever just walk into pole?
I’ll continue pursuing my happiness, even if for now, I have no idea what the future is trying to make me do.
Hang in there, sweetie // ma.c.a
- i was too busy looking at memes and burnt my