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"Jerry, I would love to stand here and talk with you—but I’m not going to.”
Rick at some point.
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ssickprimus · 2 years
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a paint redraw of one of my fav comic panels! 🍏🐛
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wack-ashimself · 1 year
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*I didn't want to quote this cuz of honestly how hard it hit home. I am serious: I EVEN DID NOT WANT TO HEAR THIS. I ALMOST NEVER SAY THAT!!!
'Creativity is frankly adjacent to mental illness and overlaps with it substantially. A lot of talented people kill themselves, and all of them are miserable. The real gift is to be ungifted.'
-rick and morty (KILLING MY SOUL) s6, e7
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imikhailotakeyouian · 2 years
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Galladrabbles - Prompt: SON
Hello, beautiful people!
Joining again the @galladrabbles challenge with @sully-999 prompt: Son.
I gotta admit, it’s been particularly hard wrapping the prompt Son in 100 words, so I am not enthusiastic about my drabble, but I still wanted to be a part of this ahah so I’m sharing it, because, why not :’D
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“Time to get riggity riggity wrecked,” Mickey says opening the first beer of the night.
“You are both pieces of shit, and I can prove it mathematically,” Mickey said to their two new employees.
“I suck at apologies, so unfuck you or whatever,” Mickey says to Lip, the last time they met.
So when Ian hears Mickey say, “You son of a bitch, I’m in,” is not surprise that his husband managed to work another Rick&Morty quote in his phrasebook.
Ian is just glad that Mickey gets to enjoy little things like obsessing over a show.
Normality tastes like happiness.
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ghost-of-eros · 1 year
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i watch Rick and Morty purely because I want to relate to the agony that Rick is feeling
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happyheadshop · 2 years
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tvrundownusa · 1 month
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tvrundown USA 2024.03.23
Saturday, March 23rd:
(exclusive movie): "Kiss of Death" (TUBI, action-thriller, ~85mins)
(streaming weekly): Queen of Tears (netflix), Flex X Cop (hulu, season 1 finale), The Accidental Influencer (MAX, season 1 finale)
(original made-for-TV movies): "Shifting Gears" (HALL, 2hrs), "Surviving the Sleepover" (LIFE, 2hrs+)
(other highlights): Murdoch Mysteries (OVAtion), Real Time with Bill Maher (CNN, weekly reairing begins), Ramy Youssef: "More Feelings" (HBO, stand-up comedy special), Saturday Night Live (NBC, repeat), Austin City Limits (PBS, "Nathaniel Rateliff | Adia Victoria" repeat)
(latenight "Toonami" [adultswim]): Ninja Kamui (dubbed, #1.07), Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (season 2 finale, 45mins), [note: start times shift] Lycoris Recoil (#1.10), One Piece (#17.030), Naruto Shippuden (#22.02), Dragon Ball Z Kai (#1.04), Ninja Kamui (subtitled, #1.07), Rick and Morty: "The Great Yokai Battle of Akihabara" (short repeat), [episode titles at ToonamiNews]
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welcometocapitalism · 7 months
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love how Netflix keeps trying to copy rick&morty as if it wasn't on their list already, just shows how much the industry tries to milk every single cent out of an idea.
don't support the ripoffs, buy the original.
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Let a playa play! Let a birthday be celebrated!
Rick Sanchez, at some point.
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wack-ashimself · 1 year
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Ok, I am going to say it: making an episode of rick & morty saying it's going to suck doesn't mean because you admit it it became good.
I can't remember every rick and morty episode in full detail. If you can, get a life. But I do remember my most hated, by far.
It was the meta train episode.
And they fucking brought back the fucking antagonist.
AND they basically created/killed characters based on writing (twist, previously on, retcon*, etc).
It was lazy. Even if they pointed out it was lazy, it was fucking lazy.
The only funny part of this episode, which I entirely relate too, and is one of their last jokes: A writer writing a story about a writer (I have an entire SCREEN PLAY written to that).
Besides that, this is probably one of the top 5 worst rick & morty episodes. Pointing out how to suck doesn't make you suckless. I said it on she-hulk: you break the 4th wall enough, there's no stakes, no consequences, no fun.
I mean the after credits scene was clearly the voice of the show (justin) improvising, again, but it's fucking terrible. The animations, tho pointless, are more interesting than what he was saying (hashtag. Over and over. Being meta can get stupid too).
I swear, I said it once, I will say it again: when it comes to ANY business or art, once it gets high enough, it never gets smart enough to hire someone to keep it in check. fucking ego.
I promise, this show will not get better. NEUTRAL. PLATEAU? Sure. But never get better.
FUCK. They even made a joke on how everyone says go back to season 1 adventures, so they KNOW it's true.
*the only good part of this episode, IF they use it, was retcon. They could make an amazing mental/doctor who level fight with retcon if they bring him back. 4th wall and meta? Sure. But the concept is...kinda genius, unlike everything else in this piece of shit episode. LAZY! How many writers do you have? And if you say just the 2, no wonder the show went to shit.
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imikhailotakeyouian · 2 years
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AU Crossover Rick&Morty/Shameless 😂
Ok, so, I was very bored again ahahah. 
For all those who don’t know Rick&Morty and Pickle Rick episode, basically Rick (a super duper badass scientist) turns himself into a pickle to avoid going to family therapy with his daughter and his grandkids. Things go south and he finds himself in the sewers killing rats in order to have “a body” to be able to go back and gets his anti-pickle serum back. And it’s just an epic episode where he fights like a badass as Pickle Rick XDDD
And so, in this AU, Mickey is this scientist that doesn’t want to go to the Gallagher family reunion and turns himself into a pickle to avoid it XDDD
Enjoy XDDD
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"Mick? Where are you?" Ian asks for the umpteenth time -fuck they are gonna be late.
"In the kitchen sweetie!"
Oh crap. Mickey calling him Sweetie can only mean that he did something he will need to beg for forgiveness later on.
Ian reaches the kitchen but there is no sign of Mickey anywhere. “Mick? Are you fucking with me right now?”
“I am not!” Mickey says -his voice coming from the counter. “Come here! To the counter! Flip the pickle!”
Ian sighs. What the fuck is going on now? “Why do I have to flip a fucking pickle?”
“Just do it!”
Ian sighs again, but also the sooner he indulges in Mickey’s games the faster they’ll be able to leave. He looks at his back, checking if Mickey’s big game is just to assault him from behind, but no one is there. Then he turns the pickle.
“Hello, Red!”
Ian's eyes go wide open when he recognizes some human-face features on the pickle, and those human features belong to none other than Mickey. “Mickey, what the fuck did you do??”
“I turned myself into a pickle! I’m Pickle Miiiiiiiiiiick!”
“WHY?!” Ian asks between curses, shocked and pissed off.
“Why do I ever do everything? Is it not what you always say?”
Ian counts to ten to calm down and when he arrives at 7 he gets it. “Mick.”
“Yes, Sweetie?”
“Did you turn yourself into a pickle on purpose to get out of the Gallagher family reunion?”
“Sweetie,” Mickey says again, his tone vaguely condescending. “I understand your suspicion, I have already misled you in the past. But I assure you, I would never find a way to get out of the Gallagher reunion.”
“Can you turn back then?”
“Interesting question! The thing is, I did this to challenge myself, but it could take hours or days, even, to figure out how to turn back,” Pickel Mick says, sounding apologetic. “I mean, if you really need me at the reunion you can put me in a jar, or put me in your pockets, it would look like you have two dicks!”
While Pickle Mick keeps talking about some eccentric way to bring him to the reunion, in the umpteenth eye-rolling Ian notices a syringe hung on the ceiling connected to a scissor and then to a timer.
“So, the syringe with the mysterious fluid in it, hanging right above you, connected to a scissor, connected to a timer set to 10 minutes from now, exactly when we were supposed to leave, is totally unrelated to your pickle condition?”
Pickle Mick hesitates for just one second. “Totally unrelated to this situation and therefore it doesn’t warrant any further explanation.”
“Good,” Ian says and climbs on a chair to cut the syringe off the whole gimmick.
“Wa-wa-wait, sweetie, what are you doing?”
“Well, Mick, you surely don’t want to get accidentally pierced by a needle full of liquid unrelated to your situation.”
Another one-second hesitation. “Can’t argue with that.”
Ian shoves the syringe in his backpack and turns to leave the kitchen. “Great, I will see you later.”
“Hey Red, be careful not to break the syringe huh!” Pickle Mick yells, unsure Ian will hear him.
“Sure, Sweetie,” Ian retaliates and slams the door behind him.
Once alone in the apartment, Pickle Mick sighs as loudly as a pickle is able to. “Ok, I fucked this one up.”
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Hours later, Ian is talking with Lip when Franny grabs his little finger to get his attention.
“What’s up, Frannie?”
“You have to come with me, uncle Ian. There is a weird thing claiming to be Uncle Mickey, but that is not Uncle Mickey, but it speaks, so-”
Ian taps her on her little head -a uncle pickle might be too much to deal with for such a pure soul. “Don’t worry, Frannie, just tell me where he is.”
Ian goes into the basement bringing his backpack along. He checks the surroundings and notices what seems like a hybrid between a pickle and a rat sitting on the couch.
“Hey, Sweetie,” Pickle Mick says, but his tone is more exhausted and genuinely apologetic this time.
Ian stops in front of Pickle Mick and, as far as pickle anatomy can suggest, he seems injured. He can’t find it in himself to be sorry for him, though.
“So, Pickle Mick,” Ian puts a sarcastic accent on that name. “Was it worth it?”
“As far as the epic adventure I swear I had,” He looks at Ian -he is sincere. “No, I woulda rather been with you.”
“And my family,” Ian adds -it’s not a question.
“And your family,” Pickle Mick nods. “Can I have the syringe now?”
“You must be in agony.”
“Eh.”
Ian scoffs, but gives him the syringe, and now that he sees him closely, yep. Those are rats' limbs. What the fuck, he will have to tell him everything about it.
Right after he injects the anti-pickle serum, Mickey turns back into his human self -he is naked and has new scars on his left side. He spits out on the floor some pickle juice.
Ian looks at him, and now that he is back in his human form he starts feeling empathy for him again. He checks his side and somehow he doesn’t seem in any imminent danger.
Mickey leans over until he touches his forehead against Ian’s shoulder. He is exhausted, but also, he doesn’t know if Ian is still angry at him.
And, well. Ian knew who Mickey was when he decided to marry him. “So, is your dick gonna taste like pickle now?” He asks, as a peace offer.
Mickey grins and though he is sorry, he can’t really get rid of his personality.
“Only one way to find out.”
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ghost-of-eros · 6 months
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the people in the r&m tags need to learn what a "spoiler warning" is
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attaquevisuelle · 10 months
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“I'm a scientist ; because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don't like something about the world, I change it.”
Peinture personnalisée, Rick&Morty pour une chambre d'ado !
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tvrundownusa · 6 months
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tvrundown USA 2023.10.15
Sunday, October 15th:
(exclusive): "Camp Courage" (netflix, documentary short), Love Is Blind (netflix, reunion special in primetime)
(streaming weekly, twice/week): The Gold (Para+, limited series finale), Strong Girl Nam-soon (netflix)
(original made-for-TV movies, etc.): "The Cowboy and the Movie Star" (UPtv, 2hrs), "Murdaugh Murders: The Movie - Part 2" (LIFE, 2hrs+), "The Insurrectionist Next Door" (HBO, documentary, ~75mins)
(earlier - hour 0): Heartland (UPtv), 60 Minutes (CBS), The Circus (SHO), AFV: America's Funniest Videos (ABC)
(hour 1): Hotel Portofino (PBS, season 2 opener), Yellowstone (CBS, 2hrs), The Chosen (theCW), Billions (SHO), The Villains of Valley View (disney), Jack Osbourne's Night of Terror (Travel, Bigfoot w/ Jason Mewes, 2hrs)
(hour 2): World On Fire (PBS, Masterpiece, season 2 opener), Yellowstone (CBS, contd), When Calls the Heart (HALL, season 10 finale), Billy the Kid (MGM+, season 2A opener), TWD: Daryl Dixon (AMC|AMC+, 2hrs+20mins), Halloween Wars (FOOD), The Toys That Built America (HIST, season 3 opener), Jack Osbourne's Night of Terror (Travel, contd)
(hour 3): Annika (PBS, season 2 opener), Big Brother (CBS), The Winter King (MGM+, new timeslot), TWD: Daryl Dixon (AMC|AMC+, contd+80mins), Outrageous Pumpkins (FOOD), Jack Osbourne's Night of Terror (Travel, "Nevada State Prison" 2hrs)
(hour 4 - latenight): TWD: Daryl Dixon (AMC|AMC+, contd, season 1 finale), Jack Osbourne's Night of Terror (Travel, contd), Rick and Morty ([adultswim], season 7 opener), Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
[preempted, returning next week: The Simpsons (FOX) / . / Krapopolis (FOX), Bob's Burgers (FOX) / . / Family Guy (FOX) ]
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