#Rita skeeter

[maluceh]

Black sisters, and their lovers

#fan art #bellatrix lestrange #bellatrix black #rita skeeter #quillkiller #andromeda tonks #andromeda black #ted tonks #tedromeda #narcissa malfoy #narcissa black #lucius malfoy #lucissa #black sisters #hp fanart #black family fanart

[meemoop]

The Interview

He’s NOT whiny. HES NOT.

#draco malfoy art #harry potter #harry potter art #draco malfoy #the malfoys #drarry #drarry art #malfoyfamily #nietzsche the cat #rita skeeter #meemoop

[corwnvus]

My fav toxic ship!!

Our last dance alone

#the marauders #marauders era #harry potter #marauders fanart #rita skeeter #bellatrix lestrange #bellatrix black #they are so hot #mommy x2 #fanart #halfway through art i may never finish

[herlittlel0ve]

I feel like the Blacks are so completely and possessively in love. They go fucking insane when it comes to the love of their life. Family is one thing, they try to kill each other on the regular but don't you ever lay a hand on the person they love. Bellatrix, Narcissa, Andromeda, Regulus, Sirius. You so much as look at they're significant other wrong and they'll have a dagger to your throat in minutes.

#regulus black #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #bellatrix black #rita skeeter #andromeda black #ted tonks #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #bellatrix x rita #wolfstar #narcissa x alice #nobleflower #andromeda x ted #the black sisters #the most noble and ancient house of black

[swiftiereg]

they’re fucking btw

#quillkiller #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange #rita skeeter #slytherin skittles #marauders #black family #the noble and most ancient house of black #the noble house of black #noble house of black #noble and most ancient house of black #black cousins #black sisters #black brothers #bellatrix x rita #lesbians

[swag696942069]

Head canon that none of the Black cousins knew how to drive and so their respective partners attempt to teach them and it goes terribly wrong and most likely scares their partners for life.

Like just imagine;

James: Okay love, lightly push the gas pedal to start.

Regulus: Alright!:Absolutely floors it

....

Remus: alright, now what you want to do is make sure you check your mirrors before-

Sirius: I know Moony! Gods, you act like I'm an idiot.:Doesn't pay attention at all and nearly drives into a ditch-

....

Andromeda, already driving: And, which one is the break again?

Ted: *Has a panic attack*

....

Alice: Wow Cissa! You're doing suprising well, considering- :Looks over and notices Narcissa using the rearview mirror to fix her hair,:OH MY GODS, EYES ON THE ROAD!

....

Rita: Trixie, stop someone's trying to cross. Trixie. BELLATRIX STOP- OH MY GODS!

Bellatrix: oops!

#james especially would never feel safe driving with reg or siri #he has no idea how either of them got their licenses #jegulus #wolfstar #tedromeda #nobleflower #quillkiller #james potter #regulus black #remus lupin #sirius black #andromeda black #ted tonks #alice fortescue #narcissa black #rita skeeter #bellatrix black #black siblings #the black brothers #black cousins #driving #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #peter pettigrew #dorcas meadowes #marauders #marlene mckinnon #lily evans #pandora rosier #mary macdonald

[crackishincorrecthp]

Rita Skeeter, in an interview with Harry, 4th year: What do you do for a living? Harry: Well, I'm 14 so... I exist against my will

#harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #harry potter #harry james potter #rita skeeter

[in-flvx]

I love Rita skeeter. She tells lies for fun. She talks to the greatest celebrities of her time and goes 'nah, you're boring I have a wayyy better story to tell'. She single handedly drives the propaganda of the Wizarding world in whichever direction she sees fit. She becomes an illegal animagus, presumably on her own. She spies on people with a beetle brain and is able to perfectly transcribe quotes after.

She survives several months of complete isolation, and nobody looks for her. She goes right back to writing stories, good enough to convince a good amount of people of the truth

#Rita skeeter

[hiholahullo]

yooo it's been a while

#marauders #marauders era #marauders fanart #marauders girls #the marauders #quillkiller #bellatrix x rita #rita skeeter fanart #rita skeeter #bellatrix black fanart #bellatrix fanart #bellatrix lestrange #bellatrix black #quillkiller fanart

[iheartmoons]

oi i love name metaphors and meanings. bc like bella is a star, and andy is a constellation/galaxy, while narcissa is a flower. it shows the difference between them, how narcissa is from the earth, so real and tangible while bella and andy are untouchable. and then bella ofc is in constant battles, so ready for war (bellatrix means warrior). ALSO how like bellatrix is known as "the hand of orion", like literally means how she is their right-hand-man. the andromeda constellation is tied down in chains, showing how she's trapped. oh also, the fact that narcissa was named differently shows how the family lost hope. because they were hoping for an heir, so narcissa is their third disappointment, so they stopped caring about who she was (hence, naming her smth random), which relates to the other meaning of her name: numb. and then rita is a pearl which is found in the sea, showing how far from each other rita and bellatrix are. and then lucius means light, and stars emit light. it shows how in order to feel more like her family, narcissa must marry lucius, who's basically adjacent to the blacks. also, light helps flowers grow, so it shows how as cissa grew up, she was dependant on lucius. like, that was her fate and in order to please her family, she needed lucius to marry her. and thats, like, just there for our use.

#love me some juicy name meanings #quillkiller #nobleflower #the black family #fanfiction #ao3 #narcissa black #the marauders #bellatrix black #andromeda black #lucius malfoy #rita skeeter

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Rita: Certain personalities are attracted to certain professions.

Dumbledore: Do you know what professions psychopaths disproportionately gravitate to?

Rita: Alchemists, Unspeakables, the staff of Hogwarts...

Dumbledore: Number five on the list is Healers.

Rita: I know the list.

Moody: Well then, you know what number six is.

Rita: Journalists. Know what number seven is, Mad-Eye?

Moody: ...Law enforcement.

Rita: Here we are, a bunch of psychopaths helping each other out.

#overheard at hogwarts #source: hannibal #harry potter #hp #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #rita skeeter #albus dumbledore #albus percival wulfric brian dumbledore #alastor moody #mad-eye moody #hogwarts professors #ministry of magic

[maluceh]

part 2! based on this tweet

#dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon #mary mcdonald #emmeline vance #bellatrix lestrange #rita skeeter #barty crouch jr #regulus black #dorlene fanart #dorlene #emmary #quillkiller #bartylus #marauders era #the marauders era fanart

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

back by popular demand, fem marauders (and wolfstar)!

(for the second comic, pretend rita skeeter isn’t like 10 years older than the marauders please and thank you)

#james looking at wolfstar like a proud dad #while peter is an irritated uncle #also #black brothers always down for a fight !! #you know that tik tok audio that goes ‘i’d drag your ass’ #‘drag her’ #yea that’s reggie #and fem barty made an apparition!! #now let’s go with the usual tags #marauders #marauders era #fanart #regulus black #wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #james potter #barty crouch jr #rita skeeter #(fucking bitch) #fem!marauders

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Narcissa: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine. Bellatrix: Why? Narcissa: I’m told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success. Rita: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.

#yes the whole family dont know what a fist bump is #marauders #incorrect marauders and co quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #narcissa black #narcissa malfoy #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange #rita skeeter #source: bones

[not-rab]

part six of Music and Memories, a Marauders band AU

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part five | part seven

#marauders write their songs in glitter pen confirmed? #ALSO #making peters spotify lyric video look MILDLY realistic took years off my life #SIRIUS THE ICON #fic - Music and Memories #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #dead gay wizards #slytherin skittles #marauders incorrect quotes #wolfstar #sirius o black #sirius orion black #gay sirius black #sirius black x remus lupin #sirius being sirius #sirius business #sirius black #sirius and remus #remus and sirius #sirius x remus #remus x sirius #peter pettigrew #james & peter & remus & sirius #rita skeeter #band au #marauders band au #james potter #remus lupin

[starchaseriseverything]

James looks at Regulus' beautiful sunlit face. The sun is rising, and birds are chirping. It's the best day ever.

James resists the urge to kiss down Regulus' body until he wakes up. Instead, he gets dressed and shuts Regulus' door behind him.

James hears a door open at the other end of the hall. He turns toward the sound slowly and sees one of his best friends. He lets out a breath. It's not Sirius. Thank god.

James thinks for a minute.

That's Sirius' room.

Remus just came out of Sirius' room.

James laughs quietly. "I knew it." He whispers. "I fucking knew it."

"Shut up, James." Remus says, stalking over to him.

James smiles. "I knew it."

"What are you doing here?"

"Everyone already knows. It's obvious."

"Sirius doesn't."

Another door opens. Alice? James smiles in victory. "Knew it."

James and Marlene talk every week and when they start to get suspicious of someone, they take guesses to who their shagging.

Apparently, so far, James has got them right. Alice and Narcissa, Remus and Sirius, Mary and Lily, and even Dorcas and Marlene. He couldn't believe he got that one.

"You knew what?" Alice asks.

"I knew that you were shagging Cissa."

Alice rolls her eyes and walks over to them. "You're both standing in front of Regulus' door. I'm assuming James is the one shagging him and Remus is shagging Sirius." James eyes go wide. "It's obvious."

"Fair enough." Another door opens, and out comes Emmeline Vance, a Ravenclaw. "Emmeline Vance. Nice to see you." Emmeline turns around so fast that James thought she had to have had whiplash. "Pandora? Really?"

Emmeline Smirks. "No, don't even start that sentence." Remus says, holding his hand up to stop her.

They hear footsteps around the corner, and before they could hide, Ted comes into view. "My god." Emmeline says. "Andromeda. Definitely."

"Yeah, definitely." James replies, agreeing with her.

"My god. I thought you were Orion and Walburga." Ted says startled.

"Good for you, we're not." Alice says. She pauses. "Good for us too."

"What are you all doing here?" A voice asks. Rita.

"No way!" Emmeline shouts.

"Shut up." James says.

"Sorry."

"Bellatrix. You're shagging Bella." James smiles. "Marls owes me so much gallons."

"Can we not?" Another voice sounds. Barty.

"I'm even more rich." James says proudly.

"How good are you at guessing?" Alice asks.

"Pretty good, actually. I even guessed Marls and Cas."

"Damn." Barty says, surprised.

Multiple doors open, and Evan, Pandora, Narcissa, Bellatrix, and Andromeda come out in the hallway. "What is going on?" Bellatrix asks.

Pandora smiles. "Panda? What are you smiling about?" Her brother, Evan, asks.

"Nothing."

James purses his lips. "Yeah, I'm gonna go before Siri comes out. Right Al?"

"Yep, coming."

Narcissa grabs Alice' arm. "Not so fast. We're going back in. Yeah?"

While Alice is debating, James hears another door open but doesn't see which one. "Mon soleil?" Regulus asks. "Holy shit."

James turns around and sees his boyfriend. "Hey, mi estrella."

"What is going on?"

Barty smiles. "Sirius is about to come out any minute."

Sure enough, Sirius comes out of his room. "Mon crossiant de lune?" Sirius looks around. "Alice!? James!?"

Alice purses her lips. "I'll take you up on that offer now." She says to her girlfriend, and they go back in Narcissa' room.

"What the fuck?"

Remus walks over to Sirius and starts pushing him slowly back in his room. "Let's go back in, fy nghariad."

Sirius grumbles, turns around to go back in, and stops. "We will talk about this later, Prongs." They go back in.

"So, that happened." Pandora says.

"I say we do the same and go back in our rooms, yeah?" Emmeline says.

They all agree and go back in. "Come on, mon soleil." Regulus says.

"I should really go."

Regulus starts kissing up James' jaw line. He stops. "Are you sure?"

James grumbles and drags his boyfriend back in the room.

#archive of my own #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #ao3 writer #regulus black #jegulus #starchaser #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #andromeda black #tedromeda #ted tonks #bellatrix black #rita skeeter #quillkiller #alice fortescue #narcissa black #nobleflower #pandora rosier #emmeline vance #emmedora #evan rosier #barty crouch junior #rosekiller #marylily #dorlene