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[rjalker]

Charley: [Redacted].

Zabni: *gasp*

Zabni: [Redacted]!

Literally anyone besides them: How are you doing that with your voice?!

#Rjalker writes Alternate 1 #idk man ask mannimarco #OH WAIT #YOU CAN'T #BECAUSE I ALREADY KILLED HIM

[rjalker]

Jack, flirtatiously: Hello there :) Captain Jack Harkness :) And who do I have the pleasure of meeting? :) :) :)

Charley: :[ please do not flirt with me. I already had to deal with one creep I’m not ready to deal with another. :[

Jack, straightening: oh sorry, it won’t happen again. Sorry, you said you were dealing with a creep? Do you know where he lives? Do you know when he lives? I can pay him a visit if you want.

Charley: are you serious

Jack: Yes.

Charley: Well I don’t know the year but I can tell you the name of the space station and what he looked like :)

Charley: wait a second he disappeared a few days after I got there.....wait was that you

Jack: :) it probably will be :)

#Rjalker writes Alternate 1

[rjalker]

How should I kill a dude from the super far future who's racist and misogynistic. Pretty much anything goes.

#Rjalker writes Alternate 1

[rjalker]

Charley: Alright. Prove to me that I’m alive.

Zabni: could an alive person do this?

Zabni: *jumps off a cliff*

Charley:

Charley: alright point taken

#Zabni Skyfaller #Rjalker writes Alternate 1

[rjalker]

oh this is such a paradox she fucked everything up

the only reason she’s friend’s with Charley is because she was sent back to find out what was wrong with Charley and then she found out and then she was like oh fuck no and cured it before it became a problem which means she’ll no longer be going back to be friends with Charley in the first place but does she care? no. And neither does Charley. They do this sort of thing all the time. They don’t care.

Now.

Reasonable people? yeah they’re freaking out.

#Rjalker writes Alternate 1

[rjalker]

oh right that’s why I stopped writing I couldn’t remember what Hame’s reaction is lol

it’s either gonna be “how many times do I have to tell you to stop creating paradoxes inside my hospital”

or

“what the absolute fuck did you bring me this time what the absolute fuck is wrong with this patient what the fuck is this none of the machines can read it”

#Rjalker writes Alternate 1

[rjalker]

yeah as far as I am concerned, Donna is now half Time Lord. It was damaging her at first and the Doctor, not being a Doctor but also haveing some gods damned morals does not violate her consent and wipe her memory against her will.

Instead of dying, she regenerates. The damage is healed, and she is now able to sense time and space and has some fragments of the Doctor’s memories.

Because the Doctor had NO right to do that to her against her wishes, and it is just unbelievably cruel to have her learn and grow and gain confidance and get away from her mother’s abuse just to be forcibly reset and all of it stolen from her. That’s just cruel.

So yeah.

Time Lord, Donna, yes.

And in the context of my fic? oh it means lots of fun for her and Charley.

#Doctor Who spoilers #DW spoilers #Donna Noble #Doctor Who #DW #Rjalker writes Alternate 1

[rjalker]

Zabni: okay. Raise your hand if you remember dying. *raises her hand*

*The Doctor, Jack, Martha, Charley, Gwen, Owen, and Toshiko raise their hands*

Zabni: Hmmm. Keep your hand raised if you were murdered.

*The Doctor, Jack, Martha, and Owen keep their hands raised. Charley hesitates, then keeps her hand raised too*

#yes the torchwood team are gonna be there. I just decided now. #Rjalker writes Alternate 1

[rjalker]

Zabni: I would die for my friends.

Zabni: I would kill for them too.

Zabni, getting right up in Ten's confused face, hissing: unlike some people

Ten: uh. But I have killed people for my friends. I do it all the time.

Zabni: [REDACTED]! [REFACTED]!

Ten: literally how are you doing that.

Charley: [REDACTED]

Ten: <.< what is happening

#caps lock #chat text #Rjalker writes Alternate 1

[rjalker]

Charley and Zabni: *casually conversing in a language that literally no one can understand or remember after they’ve said it.

Literally everyone: What the fuck

#Rjalker writes Alternate 1 #this wouldn't be a thing if the Prophet weren't an asshole

[rjalker]

Charley at all points in Alternate 1: holy shit I’m not dead. Are you telling me I’m not dead? I’m not dead???? I’m alive?????? I’M ALIVE?!??!?!?! Are you serious? Are you lying to me??

#Rjalker writes Alternate 1 #caps lock

[rjalker]

[ID: A drawing of a very sad looking werewolf sitting while looking morosely off to the side, ears pinned back and eyes sad. She is tan with darker brown stripes, and looks to be a mix between a cat and a wolf. Next to her, against the white background is black text that reads, 

“This one went back on her own timeline and stopped herself from doing something with long-reaching consequences and created a massive paradox and now her friend who has been very patient with her has to fill out days’ worth of paperkwork so she doesn’t get arrested.” End ID.]

Concept: werewolf shaming.

Related concept: Soul Shriven shaming.

#Khajiit werewolves #the best kind #Zabni Skyfaller #Rjalker does art #Rjalker writes Alternate 1 #she's sad :( #off to the side off-screen: a very disappointed looking Adept Hame

[rjalker]

Charley and Zabni: *very casual about the concept of time travelling into your own past to stop yourself from making mistakes*

Literally Everyone Else: *side-eyeing them in incredulity and fear*

#Rjalker writes Alternate 1 #It's funny because it actually happened #Rjalker listens to Doctor Who #Rjalker listens to Charley's adventures #Rjalker listens to the eigth doctor #though that situation itself was a dumb one to have it happen in #really contrived #but whatever it was funny #also retroactively makes Seasons of Fear hilarious instead of infuriating and again incredulously ridiculous

[rjalker]

or: consider:

absolution

because that was bullshit.

and so is whoever’s writing The Charlotte Pollard Series (not to be confused with Charley’s adventures)

yeah. let’s do that. 

#Rjalker writes Alternate 1

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Ten: okay I’m crying because these people keep creating paradoxes and not even I can keep up with what that ghost is doing to the timeline. Why are you crying?

Hame: :| That problem times twenty. Do you have to fill out paperwork for all the paradoxes being caused? Do you?

Ten: No

Hame: Would you like to help me fill out the paperwork

Ten: ...

Ten: ...

Ten: you know what yeah because if I stay here for one minute longer I’ll probably have a midlife crisis and start shouting about how the web of time isn’t important at all and I should be able to break all the rules.

Zabni, appearing from nowhere: you totally should you know. You should do that. The web of time sucks. Rip it to shreds. Claw it to peices. Wait where are you going--this one has a plan! Why are you running???

#Rjalker writes Alternate 1 #chat text

[rjalker]

Charley: wow. Now I know how Gemma and Samson feel.

Ten: who?

Charley: oh that's just mean

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