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scriptorxfabularum · 1 year
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@incissam continued from here~
     SOMEONE WHO JUST DIDN’T WANT anything from him was EXACTLY what he needed. There had been TOO MUCH going on in his life in the last couple of days. His father’s death. His whole family relying on him to pick up the slack. Taking over everything his father had been doing. Trying to work through the grief. Trying to stay awake. Trying to get everything done. Just THINKING about it nearly brought him to tears. Though he also didn’t have time for THAT.
     When his phone pinged again, he was pretty sure it was Daenerys again. He HOPED it was Daenerys again. As he thought of an answer to her ever-so-important question, that had - as requested - nothing to do with work, it pinged again.
     [D. Targaryen] Much appreciated, I don’t think I could’ve made a decision all by myself.
     Not a complete lie, thinking was becoming harder the longer it was since he’d slept.
     [D. Targaryen] I have decided on Italian for myself. Why don’t you go for that as well? It’ll be almost like we’re eating together.
     He started to gather up his things. Seeing as he had already fallen asleep at his desk once, it might be a good idea to call it a day. Sliding some of the important papers in with his laptop, he glanced around the room once and decided that he was too tired to figure out what else he needed to bring home with him. Instead, he just turned off the lights and left - almost fled - the office.
     [D. Targaryen] I’m going for a risotto, what are you thinking of?
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lykosog · 1 year
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EDITS OF ROBB STARK
ft. modern verse
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valeskafics · 1 year
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Guide to the Party in Your Bedroom Fic Verse
This fic gets a little confusing, so this is here to help! It's also a reference tool for me for all these bitches' usernames LMAO
-HotD and GoT characters are both modern era, living at the same time here
-Pretty much everyone lives in King's Landing and attends the same university
-Actual names aren't visible on the stream chat to Y/N OR to the other participants, that's just for our benefit, all they see is usernames!
-Y/N is the same age as Jace, Daenerys, Baela, and Sansa
-Robb, Theon, Aemond, and Margaery are the same age (1 year older than Y/N)
-Helaena, Jon, Ramsay, and Viserys III are the same age (2 years older than Y/N)
-Aegon II, Gendry, and Podrick are the same age (3 years older than Y/N)
-Bran, Jojen, Tommen, and Robin Arryn are the same age (1 year younger than Y/N)
-Luke is a senior in high school which is why he's NOT SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE STREAM LMFAO
-Harwin and Daenerys are mods on the stream
-Rhaenyra is in a poly relationship where she's with both Alicent and Daemon (RIP Vizzy T)
-Oberyn and Ellaria are the most famous OF Content Creators
Usernames Are:
Sluttyrichboi (Aegon Targaryen)
Luvisblind (Aemond Targaryen)
Defaultuser123 (Alicent Hightower)
Baby_b (Baela Targaryen)
Branjoboyz (Bran Stark and Jojen Reed)
Gingerbreadwoman (Catelyn Stark)
Desperatehousewivesirl (Cersei Lannister)
Coleofcrist (Criston Cole)
tyroshibaddie (Daario Naharis)
Disfordaddy (Daemon Targaryen)
Moderator_DT (Daenerys Targaryen)
Hornybull (Gendry Waters)
50shadesofgrey (Greyworm AKA Grey)
Moderator_HS (Harwin Strong)
Spiderwoman (Helaena Targaryen):
Mistahjhasabigd (Jace Velaryon)
Onehandisallineed (Jaime Lannister)
littlebitchbaby (Joffrey Baratheon)
Knownothing (Jon Snow)
ridethestallion (Khal Drogo)
Mamjustatoeplease (Larys Strong)
Penis69_420 (Luke Velaryon)
Bidisaster (Margaery Tyrell)
naathbabe (Missandei)
Ihopemywifeisntwatching (Ned Stark)
illgiveyouahand (Otto Hightower)
Letmegiveyoumylittlefinger (Petyr Baelish)
MyinitialsarePPlol (Podrick Payne)
chainsnwhipsexciteme (Ramsay Bolton)
Dayoungwolf (Robb Stark)
Freeallthenipples (Robin Arryn)
lindsaylohanirl (Sansa Stark)
Krakeninmypants (Theon Greyjoy)
Sapiosexual (Tyrion Lannister)
Daddygoldbucks (Tywin Lannister)
Wakethedragon (Viserys Targaryen III)
saltybadbitch (Yara Greyjoy)
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asa-do-your-thing · 1 month
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Hi guys! Long time no see!
I'f you're wondering where I've gone off to, well, I am currently very deep into my 'Dreams'-Verse (and i'm too lazy to upload 25 2k+ chapters onto tumblr).
But fear not! I want to write some smut / nsfw alphabets again, so that I can stay as versatile as possible. I will write something for the top 3 characters from this poll! If you have any specific scenario in mind, feel free to tell me.
As always, no Modern and no y/n! <3
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thelensofyashunews · 1 month
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TONY SHHNOW SHARES NEW ALBUM OUT THE WOODS
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The torchbearer for Atlanta’s contemporary mixtape culture and highly-influential "plugg" genre, Tony Shhnow has just shared his new album, Out the Woods and new video, "RollAnotha1". The new release arrives on the heels of his guest verse on “On God” alongside Earl Sweatshirt, from MIKE and Tony Seltzer’s project Pinball. Since his 2020 breakout hit “Vet” (13M+ Streams), Tony Shhnow has taken the reins from prolific Southern Hip-Hop icons like Gucci Mane and Jeezy, releasing multiple mixtapes per year including his critically-acclaimed projects Kill Streak and Reflexions. Emerging as the fresh new face of Atlanta’s flourishing underground, Tony Shhnow’s trance-like sound has influenced his city and beyond with tracks like "Don't Look At Numbers" (5M+ Streams) featuring Brent Faiyaz and the Cashcahe!-produced “real runtz” (15M+ Streams). Embodying everything that’s made Atlanta the Mecca of modern Hip-Hop, from genre-defying visual aesthetics to boundary-shattering flows, Tony Shhnow’s first full-length release of 2024, Out the Woods is out now with features from 3AG Pilot, 1TakeJay and PNDRN, and skits performed by Big Rube and YoDogg.
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Led by the singles "Tryna See" and "Watch", Out the Woods embodies the classic ATL mixtape feel, seeing Tony Shhnow return to his roots with a more traditional "plugg" sound that’s accentuated by rapid-fire flows and clever bar work over euphoric production. From a regional star to a key player in the national Hip-Hop landscape, Tony Shhnow has been spreading his wings and working with artists outside of his typical sphere while making his presence felt on the scene during New York Fashion Week, where he was dressed for the Ksubi x Trippie Redd presentation and sat front row for ANNA BOLINA’s FW24 runway show. While he was in the city he also made an appearance at The Lot Radio where he premiered a recent single on Anabelle Kline’s mix for That Good Shit. Following artistic leaps on 2023’s vulnerable Love Streak and the gritty I Can't Feel My Face Too with Robb Bank$, and expanding his horizons through collaborations with TiaCorrine (“Boogie“) and Kenny Mason (“100 or Nun“) as well as MIKE & Earl Sweatshirt on the new “On God”, Tony Shhnow has widened his reach and proven his influence expands far beyond his ATL roots. Boasting an intro delivered by Big Rube, and features from frequent collaborator 3AG Pilot, West Coast spitter 1TakeJay and PNDRN, Out the Woods is out now just in time for Tony Shhnow to set off on his upcoming headlining tour which kicks off in the city on date.
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heyyyyyyyyy im back (this is TeaInABowl). this is a bit late i guess but i havent been online in a few days (✨family crisis✨) snd just got caught up in reading the other asks. i wish you luck with your own family issues, little brothers are just Like That sometimes (i would know).
honestly the quen-verse is real. and its fucking with my mind. but i also have been having brainworms abt how much the story would shift with genderbending other characters. i dont want this ask to get too long and i know this is a sideblog for your quen fic but oh gids can i talk abt it pleaseeee
also you must have put some sort of spell on this story, i think. bc (here it comes) i dont ship throbb. and i dont like genderbent aus. yet… here i stand (???) i dont even remember how u found this fic, but it has me rooting for a ship that i found annoying on a good day???? ok maybe i should clarify, i dont like genderbent aus in modern settings, but asoiaf is such a gendered world tgat theyre actually interesting if done right (as you have!!!) and i dont HATE throbb i just. wasnt very fond of it. but one thing i DO love is whatever sort of gender fuckery theon has going on, so when i saw your story i thought “screw it, who cares abt the pairing, hell be at war snyway lmao i wanna see how many more problems squidboy can have” but now i want him back???? come home???? wheres the boy?????? our boy???
as for song recs, i have too many, and probably need to compile them in a more cohesive ask. in the meantime, its not quen related but i dare you to listen to “house of gold” by twenty one pilots while thinking of catelyn and robb. i fucking dare you.
"I should have known better. Asha knew how it went with little brothers... A little brother may live to be a hundred, but he will always be a little brother." Sigh. Truer words have never been written. I hope your family issues work out too! We are Fellow Strugglers in that.
The Quenverse is so real!!!!!! It's something goddcoward and I have discussed at length, including (but not limited to) full genderbend Throbb (with Quenlyn & Robyn) and the Ironborn-Tully "Let's Fuck Nasty" Initiative (with increasingly unhinged pairing up of Greyjoys/Harlaws and Tullys. This includes Alannys/Catelyn, Rod the Reader/Brynden the Blackfish, Gwynesse/Lysa, Aeron/Edmure, etc.) goddcoward also has a bunch incredibly fun AUs, including what has been affectionately dubbed "sigil furries", where the Greyjoys are actual humanoid cephalopods and the Starks are werewolf-maxing. Not to mention goddcoward's AU take on Quobb with arranged marriage, which they're still working on... ;-)
PLEASE talk to me about your vision!!!! Also PLEASE send any song recs you've got!!!!
I'm so incredibly flattered that this fic got you to like Throbb, even just for the purposes of this story. Also, confession: I didn't really like genderbends either- that is, until I started writing this story lol. I think it's just because I didn't feel like genderbends were often well-handled in ASOIAF fics, even for a world as Gendered as Westeros? (Not to say they all suck, I've just run into a few that I thought were... Ungood.)
Theon's experience with gender is so incredibly fascinating, and the prospect of him being born female raises so many interesting questions about who he would even be (and thus this fic was born lol). See vivacissimx's theon's gender was always broken, which is prob the #1 Theon Gender primer.
I'm also glad you came around to Robb, haha. You're sounding like Quen in my inbox: "now i want him back???? come home???? wheres the boy?????? our boy???" For a long time, I was mostly interested in Robb as a compliment to Theon and Catelyn's characters, but I've really come to appreciate him in his own right. I can't wait for all the tender Quen-Robb moments in the endgame of this fic 🥲
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imaginarianisms · 2 months
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full name :  sansa i stark. other names :   little dove, little bird, sansa lannister, lady lannister, lady stark, the girl in the lion's den, the dragon's betrothed, weirwood maiden, wolf girl, jonquil, & alayne stone. age : 13-14 (a game of thrones), 15-16 (a clash of kings), 16-17 (a storm of swords), 18-19 (a feast for crows-a dance with dragons-the winds of winter), 20 (a dream of spring). species : human; seeress, greenseer, skinchanger & warg (main). gender : high femme presenting cis woman. sexuality : indigiqueer biromantic bisexual.
origin : winterfell, the north. (main; verse varies); canada (modern). current location : the gates of the moon in the vale of arryn. (verse varies); canada (modern). nationality : northerner (main; canon); indigenous "canadian" (modern). ethnicity : first men & andal with distant children of the forest ancestry (main); white seeming mixed indigenous first nations & irish "canadian". spoken languages : the common tongue & the old tongue (main; canon); english, anishinaabemowin, michif, inuktitut, mi'kmawi'simk, french, gaelic, latin, asl & pisl. (modern). family : eddard stark (father), catelyn tully (mother), lyanna stark (aunt), robb stark (older brother), jon snow (older cousin), arya stark (younger sister), brandon stark (younger brother), rickon stark (younger brother); catelyn stark-velaryon (daughter; aurane velaryon); mariyam stark-velaryon (daughter; aurane velaryon), lady (her direwolf), courtesy (her gyrfalcon) kitty (her shadowcat) & her flock of little birds of different species in her aviary, all of whom she skinchanges into for espionage. partner(s) : joffrey baratheon (betrothed; former), willas tyrell (betrothed; failed), had conflicting feelings for margaery tyrell & daenerys targaryen, tyrion lannister (first husband, unconsummated), harry hardyying (second husband; unconsummated, died shortly after due to a fatal tourney accident the next day), aegon vi targaryen-martell/blackfyre (third husband; assassinated shortly after by queen daenerys targaryen by dragonfire), aurane velaryon nee waters ♥ (childhood best friend turned lover turned fourth & final husband & consort; main; exclusive).
occupation : princess, lady of winterfell turned queen of the north (main; canon). student, rising pop star, influencer & spoiled girlfriend as she technically doesn't have to work as a wealthy indigenous woman but likes doing so anyway. (modern). religion :  syncretic view of the old gods and the faith of the seven; agnostic. height :   5'6-5'8" body type :  slender, hourglass; tall; freckled. disabilities & neurodivergencies : she begins to develop the beginning of alcoholism due to heightened levels of stress; she naturally has ADHD & dyscalculia but later develops a form of median plurality, C-PTSD & hypersexuality due to her trauma. hair : auburn; kissed by fire (natural); dyes her hair black as alayne stone. eyes :   bright eyes; ocean blue eyes. tattoos : obtains a traditional chin tattoo consisting of three lines on her chin to represent her first moontime before the battle of blackwater bay & later a double "v" on her forehead upon returning to winterfell to represent becoming a woman. piercings :  n/a (main; canon); heart shaped beaded & indigicoquette style (modern). scars : her upper body has scars from the years of abuse from the blades of the kingsguard on joffrey baratheon's command (main; canon).
educational background : a noblewoman's education, (main; canon); college. (modern). social media : n/a (canon); most general social media (modern). smoking :   n/a. drinking :   begins to struggle with alcoholism; doesn't develop further. drugs :   n/a.  athletics : a wonderful dancer in both the northern & southern styles & rider. hobbies :   singing, dancing, flirting, gossiping, music, poetry, embroidery, etiquette, literature, reading, history, equestrianism, hawking, sailing, sweet things, practicing her culture & skinchanging into lady & courtesy. favorite drink :   strawberry milk, strawberry juice, milk & honey, & lemonade. favorite food :   lemon cakes. favorite music :   classical (canon); indie, folk, pop, classical, rock (modern). clothing style :   classical gowns of the age, wears mostly southern gowns of silks, satins, velvets, furs and jewels but upon returning to the north, she begins to wear more of her traditional northern cultural clothing, particularly her regalia with direwolf amulets in her hair (main; canon); casual, business casual, indigicoquette, indigigoth, hyperfeminine, academia & preppy fashion.
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Tagged by: stole it from ourselves& !! Tagging: @velcryons @zcldrizes @becomelions @asoulunbound @sevynhells @gutsing @helbroth @unsnare @inmydrcams @goldenngore & anyone who wants to do this, steal it & just say we& tagged ya !! :'D
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lykaes · 7 months
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EDITS OF ROBB STARK
ft. Modern verse
Mutuals may reblog. Personals do not interact!
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fineosaur · 1 year
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I'm intrigued by "tbc" just cause I need to know what's continuing haha
😭thank you becca, i swear it’s so you to want to know what THAT one is.
so basically @team-mom-wannabe asked what “canon- obscured by clouds” is and i said it was a canon verse crack fic where theon tries to pull some moves on robb after years of friendship and robb just assumes that theon is possessed cause that’s apparently the only logical explanation.
and well the crack fic idea came up when i was talking to @hendrikfaheys and they gave me the idea because if you remember help!, you’ll remember i had so much fun writing starkling crack.
so along with the canon verse one i was like WHY NOT start a modern one too. so TBC is the companion modern au to that concept that has not gone very far. this is all i have at the moment:
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i can’t even tell where i was going with it but it was a very busy time work-wise so i probably dropped off writing again around this time.
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scriptorxfabularum · 1 year
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@hopeslastchxnce continued from here~
     OF COURSE, HE HAD KNOWN that there was a possibility he would run into Charles at the wedding. The groom was HIS friend too after all. Had he perhaps also HOPED to see Charles there? Maybe… But that was not something he was willing to admit to. Not to himself, and ESPECIALLY not out loud.
     So when he had stepped into the church, his eyes had immediately settled on a familiar figure a couple of rows ahead of him. His date - a girl that had been paired up with him for the wedding by the bride - had tried talking to him, despite Robb obviously not listening to her, and during the reception, she had disappeared. Probably to find someone who would actually listen to her.
     When everyone had piled into the cabin, his eyes had immediately searched the crowd for that same figure, acting like he hadn’t been SEARCHING for Charles when he walked up beside him, though probably failing miserably at the attempt. There was an immediate tension in the air when he spoke and for a moment he wondered if he had made a mistake. Maybe he just needed more CHAMPAGNE to have a normal conversation with his ex-fiance.
     That feeling was reinforced when the very FIRST subject they landed on was his family and his father’s death. He turned to a waiter at the same time Charles did and also picked a glass of wine from the man’s tray, emptying half the glass in one gulp before turning back to the other. This was NOT AT ALL how he had expected this to go.
     “It’s fine,” she said after taking a deep breath. “It’s eh…” He bit at his bottom lip as he tried to gather himself. SMOOTH ROBB, he chided himself. “The rest of the family is… They’re okay. DEALING with the situation in their own ways.” That was an understatement. “How eh…” Was he TRULY gonna ask it? “How’s Eric?” Apparently, he was.
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lykosog · 8 months
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Son of the most important business family from the north of England Robb is on his first year of college studying businesses management as he is supposed to take charge of the family company in the future. Something he tries to takes very seriously.
However, since he lives with his half brother Jon and his best friend Theon, sometimes all of that becomes secondary. The Stark ends up ignoring his responsibilities in order to have fun going to parties, know more people and, overall, enjoy the independence leaving the family home gives you.
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wcrriorhearts · 1 year
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Welcome to part three of my positivity shoutouts. I will be doing these in alphabetical order and hope my scattered brain won’t forget anyone. Given I can only put people on here I follow and therefore know, feel free to send in positivity for people in the House of the Dragon fandom who I have missed & not mentioned, so I can include them in a later post! 
@idanazaldrizes - what a lovely oc you have! there are a lot of oc children for rhaenyra out there, but i literally never grow tired of them, because rhaenya is the mom ™ and deserves all the babies. aerea ( also kudos for the name choice, i love that name from got lore ) is beautifully written and a delight on my dash <3 keep up the good work
@incissam - another wonderful, talented and lovely rhaenyra! i have absolutely no duplicate anxiety and love to surround myself with other amazing beans who write my favorite character and this phenomenal mun does the best job at breathing life into her and doing her justice!
@inspireswar - beautiful lyanna <3 vic is one of the absolute best people on here and even though lyanna technically is a got muse, she has a hotd verse and i therefore claim her for this fandom :D vic is an incredibly talented, kind, creative and just overall perfect gem of a human being and makes my dash a better place with all of the characters she writes. lyanna is stunning and you should all interact with her!
@kipagircs - my son! we’re not just basically neighbors, but hannah also writes rhaenyra’s my favorite son perfectly. our sweet boy is wonderfully fleshed out, and the mun has developed him perfectly past his SUPPOSED death that never actually happened bc my boi gets to live a long and happy life. amazing & kind mun, who is just a joy to have around!
@leschanceux - another amazing mulit with a wonderful collection of hotd muses that are all written incredibly well and there are even some of the rarer ones we don’t get to see very often. the mun is also absolutely lovely, welcoming and super approachable. couldn’t imagine my dash without them on it!
@lykosog - technically another got muse and not hotd, but it is becoming a trend here to just include everyone who roughly belongs to the same world, because you are just all so freaking talented and it would be a shame not to mention you. a beautifully written version of robb, brought alive by a very nice and talented mun. absolutely worth a follow and so nice to have around!
@mccndancer - my sweet, sweet vesta <3 your baela is the light of my life ( and that of Elaena ) and I just adore writing with you on her. you put so much effort in bringing her to life and i love the way you portray her. baela is one of the coolest characters in the dance and you do her absolute justice <3
@nvrqn - ah, my darling! a wonderful, perfectly written rhaenys through and through. the mun has so much love and passion for her character and it shines through in everything she does. she has so many amazing verses for her and is just in general very approachable, kind and insanely creative. i love her so, so much and i am so grateful we get to write our silly little angsty verse together.
@nyratcrg - a rhaenyra that is entirely based in modern and so interesting! the mun has done an amazing job of developing her in a completely different setting than canon and fleshing her out to be a well rounded character. definitely worth a follow for all of you who thrive in modern verses as well and want to write with a lovely black queen!
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selkiewife · 1 year
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Hi, for the WIP ask game
Things just as bad or worse
Theon and Jon in the Crypts
Pretty please 🥰
Thank you so much @owlsinathens!
tw: Drunk driving, vehicular manslaugher, child death
Things just as bad or worse
This is hilarious that it is the first one I am being asked about and yet it is the hardest to explain maybe? But that is why it is a WIP lol. This idea has definitely grown over the years. It originally began as an RP modern verse on @theon-sea-reek where Theon had killed two children- Jack and Billy Miller while driving drunk. But now... it has morphed into something... weird. Basically now the idea is that Theon is in prison in Modern Times (Still deciding whether I am making it our world or modern Westeros. Probably our world. I am also not sure if I am going to try to make the Miller's boys deaths closer to canon, or if I even can- we'll see.) Theon begins to make up stories in his head in order to detach from the reality of prison- which includes Ramsay in some form- and from his own guilt. These "stories" begin to take shape as the asoiaf canon we know but different versions of it. Things that happen in the modern prison reality begin to affect how the story in his head goes and it switches- sometimes it is book canon, sometimes it is show canon, sometimes it is more fanon. The stories eventually become "just as bad or worse" as the reality he is trying to escape. Theon begins to wonder if these stories are actually happening the more real they become and the more lost in them he becomes. Is he losing his mind? Which version of him is true? Does it matter? I have a LOT to plan and consider with this one but I'm really excited about it.
Theon and Jon in the Crypts
This was originally supposed to be written for Greysnow Week. (Alas!) It is a missing scene fic for Season 8. Jon is in the crypts staring up at Lyanna's statue and having extreme angst over Ned and the reveal of his true parentage. At some point he realizes that he is not alone in the crypts... Theon has also come to visit Robb's statue and they have a discussion together that mirrors their Season 7 discussion but also turns it on its head. A bit of it is below:
His mother is a stone statue and his father is a lie. Jon stands in the Crypts seething in anger. Ungrateful. He knows he is ungrateful to feel this way, when Ned Stark sacrificed his honor to protect him. But all he can think about is the last time they spoke. The last time he saw the man he thought was his father. 
“The next time we see each other, we'll talk about your mother, I promise,” he had said. Would he have eventually told him? After he had already taken his vows and was safely out of the way? He certainly had no issue with him living out his life in frozen exile. He sent me to the wall without a second thought. 
And what of his true father? What would he have wanted him to become? Would he have loved him? Would he have truly accepted him as a trueborn son, as Sam insisted? Or would he just be another shameful stain on his father’s honor, a lone bastard boy in yet a larger castle?
And then there is the loss… the hollow feeling of losing Ned twice. Loss and love mixed with this new feeling of betrayal. It is too much. And what will Daenerys say? What will his sisters say? He doesn’t need this right now. 
(cue Theon... to be continued lol)
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randomestroleplays · 1 year
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Verse List
inspired by @hvbris​​, a collection of verses that I have for my muses and would love to explore in rps.  This list is by no means complete, though I will try to update it with new muses and ideas as they hit, and I’m very very open to talking about other verses!
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𝔞𝔦𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔤𝔯𝔢𝔶𝔧𝔬𝔶 ⊱⋆⊰ 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫
( primarily shipped with Jamie Lannister, happily open to shipping her with other characters, canon or oc, of any genders!  My other dream ships for her would be Robb Stark, Jon Snow, Sansa Stark, Oberyn Martell, and Margaery Tyrell, but I am entirely flexible and willing to talk about other ideas )
Arranged Marriage Verse
Within her canon, Aisling is forced to marry Jamie Lannister as a prisoner in King’s Landing, but I’d be very happy to explore an arranged marriage with another ship 
Aisling leaves Kings Landing with Sansa
Instead of staying in King’s Landing with Jamie after Joffrey’s death, Aisling follows Sansa into the godswood and onto the boat.  She severely distrusts Littlefinger and is constantly butting heads with him due to her desire to protect Sansa from his predatory nature.
Aisling grew up in Pyke
Instead of taking both of the youngest Greyjoys to Winterfell, Ned Stark only took Theon, leaving Aisling to grow up in Pyke, angry and trained for war, and neither able nor willing to be a proper, quiet, used and manipulated, little girl
Historical Fiction
taking away the dragons, white walkers, and warging, Aisling Greyjoy in any era of history
Modern verse
21st century AUs, from boarding schools to modern royalty, college to a specific fandom, anything that takes place in the modern world
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𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔶𝔰𝔱 𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔴𝔰 ⊱⋆⊰ 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫
( primarily shipped with Sweet Pea and Jughead Jones, as well as a queerplatonic relationship with the other teen serpents, very tentatively open to other romantic relationships, happily open to other platonic dynamics for her — my favourite dynamics for her are malachai, archie andrews, kevin keller, fred andrews, and fp jones, but I am willing to talk about other canon and oc ideas! )
Fake Dating verse
Ghoulie Amy AU
Wherein Amy, furious that Jughead was made Serpent King over her, defects to the one place where she has always felt valued and respected — her rightful place at Malachai’s side.  Can be done as a ship with Jughead, Sweet Pea, or Malachai himself
Road Trip
In the aftermath of Judgement Night, Archie’s arrest, and the Sisters of Quiet Mercy, Amy needs out of Riverdale.  Along with any combination of Jughead, Sweet Pea, Toni, Fangs, and Joaquin, she hops in a car and leaves Riverdale in her rearview mirror, no idea where she’s going or when she’ll be back, only planning to drive until she feels like she can breathe
Reality TV verse
With the seemingly endless tragedies striking Riverdale, a producer with limited morals and a strong desire for a profit, decides to start a reality show about the once peaceful town
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𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔢 𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔦𝔫 ⊱⋆⊰ 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫
( primarily shipped with Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall, and Erica Reyes, happily open to shipping her with other characters, canon or oc, of any genders!  My other dream ship for her would be Derek Hale, but I am entirely flexible and willing to talk about other ideas, and I do call her my crossover bicycle for a reason )
Fake Dating verse
Dating to go undercover?  Dating for the press / Ari’s social media?  Dating just because someone won’t take the hint?  Whatever it may be, and whoever it might be with, Ari has wanted a chance to fake date someone since she was 13
Boarding School verse
A boarding school for Supernatural creatures?  Fame but with werewolves?  No magic at all, just rich brats and scholarship kids who live at school?  Open to any ship or platonic, OP here is just a sucker for this at all times
Celebrity verse
Does another member of the pack become famous?  Are werewolves traded away for child stars?  Is someone shoved into the spotlight because of their connection to Ari?  Any Hollywood-based AU that plays with Ari’s existing teen idol status is welcome, any ships or platonic
Holiday Fling
Arianne left Beacon Hills for Hollywood again and hasn’t looked back.  But now it’s Christmas and she’s heading home for the season — is she bringing someone along with her, or having a fling with someone she left behind?  Open to any ship or platonic, bonus points for Tis The Damn Season vibes
Reality TV verse
Arianne Martin is pretty damn iconic, but so much of her life is shrouded in mystery.  A producer with more balls than brains decides to be the one to unpack the True Story behind the teen star, dragging her friends and family into it whether they like it or not
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𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔦𝔡 ⊱⋆⊰ 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫
( primarily shipped with Tony Stark, Druig, and Ikaris, happily open to shipping her with other characters, canon or oc, of any genders!  My other dream ships for her would be Thor, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, and Sif, but I am entirely flexible and willing to talk about other ideas, and I would love to explore platonic dynamics with any avenger or eternal )
Royalty Verse
Where instead of, or as well as, being heroes from another planet, the Eternals are royalty
Period verses
Connected to canon or not, Brigid set in any time period that she would have spent on earth 
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𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔰𝔬𝔫 ⊱⋆⊰ 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫 ( coming soon )
( primarily shipped with Steve Harrington, happily open to shipping her with other characters, canon or oc, of any genders!  Some other potential ships could be Nancy Wheeler, Carol Perkins, Tommy Hagan, Eddie Munson, or Chrissy Cunningham, and I would also enjoy exploring a toxic dynamic with Billy Hargrove, but I am entirely flexible and willing to talk about other ideas )
Hunger Games verse
Camila Nelson always knew that she could be reaped, that the odds might not always be in her favour,  But she was fast, she was stronger than she looked, and she had an instinct to survive that had gotten her this far.  So when her name is called, she knows that it could be a death sentence.  But she also knows that she could win.  Until little Will Byers is reaped as her district partner, and Camila knows that she’d lay down her life in a heartbeat to get him home
Fake Dating verse
Umbrella Academy verse
On the 12th hour of the first day of October 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began.  Camila Nelson was one of those children, and one of the lucky ones to avoid Reginald Hargreeves’ clutches.  But luck was no power of hers, and Camila can’t outrun her destiny forever, not when the world is set to end within the week.
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𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔱 ⊱⋆⊰ 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫
( as a completely original muse, I don’t have any set ships with her, but here on her wanted list I have a collection of fandoms, ships, and dream casts that I would love to play with for her, along with any original or fandom platonic dynamics )
Arranged Marriage verse ( modern )
Boarding School verse
Political verse
Fake Dating verse
Celebrity Verse
Reality TV verse
Gossip Girl vese
Gossip Girl Reboot verse
Caroline Somerset is really the only person at Constance Billard who rivals Julian Colloway in terms of notoriaty, instagram fame, and followers.  They always put their friendship first, but with the rise of Gossip Girl, keeping up appearances is what matters the most.  No matter the cost.
The Perfectionists verse
Wherein Caroline Hotchkiss has been keeping as many secrets as her twin brother, Nolan.  But when Nolan turns up dead one night, it’s all Caroline can do to try to keep both her secrets and her life
Harry Potter vese
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𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔩𝔢𝔶 𝔯𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔯 ⊱⋆⊰ 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫 ( coming soon )
( primarily shipped with Ben and Jay, happily open to shipping her with other characters, canon or oc, of any genders!  Some other potential ships could be Evie, Harry, or other original characters, but I am entirely flexible and willing to talk about other ideas )
Fake Dating verse
Anastasia AU
Many years ago, the princess Finley disappeared and was considered dead.  Years later, a clever conman meets a lovely blonde girl with no memories of her past and sees her as his opportunity for riches — he never expected her to actually be the long lost princess that he was teaching her to impersonate.
Pirate Finley
Instead of being found by Jay, a certain Harry Hook finds Finley Rider when she arrives on the island.  Brought into the pirate crew, Finley will stop at nothing to help get her friends off of the isle, even if it means returning to the life she’d sworn was only in her past.
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𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔶 𝔠𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔞 ⊱⋆⊰ 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫
( primarily shipped with finnick odair, happily open to shipping her with other characters, canon or oc, of any genders! )
Fake Dating verse
Boarding School verse
Instead of victor districts having training academies, the capitol takes all children from ages 12-18 and puts them into a single boarding school, where they can only be taught the knowledge that the capitol wants them to have, and once a year 24 of them are still reaped for the hunger games
Modern AU
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𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔰 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔢𝔫 ⊱⋆⊰ 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫
( primarily shipped with finnick odair, happily open to shipping her with other characters, canon or oc, of any genders! )
Fake Dating verse
Boarding School verse
Instead of victor districts having training academies, the capitol takes all children from ages 12-18 and puts them into a single boarding school, where they can only be taught the knowledge that the capitol wants them to have, and once a year 24 of them are still reaped for the hunger games
Modern AU
Reality TV verse
With the sheer captivating drama of Katniss and Hollis’ back to back games, and the capitol’s love for the Everdeen sisters, Caesar Flickerman has the brilliant idea to start a reality show centred around the Capitol’s favourite family, as two of their beloved daughters learn to navigate the world of victors
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𝔧𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔞 𝔡𝔯𝔞𝔨𝔢 ⊱⋆⊰ 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫
( primarily shipped with jason todd, tentatively open to shipping her with other characters, canon or oc, of any genders!  Would also love to explore platonic / familial dynamics with damian wayne, tim drake, dick grayson, and any other gothamites )
Fake Dating verse
Boarding School verse
All of the batkids-and-co at boarding school
Marriage before romance
Knowing that Jason is one of Bruce’s children, and with Julietta carrying Damian, Ra’s and Talia want to give Damian as strong of a bloodline as possible, and arrange for Jason and Julietta to be wed in Nanda Parbat
Nanda Parbat verse
Dark verse, before Jason and Julietta get out of Nanda Parbat, either while Julietta is pregnant or when Damian is a baby
Jason remembers her
Julietta returns to Gotham in search of her son and her baby brother only to run into a pissed off Red Hood — only this time, he remembers her, and their past together
Julietta & Jason raising Damian verse
When Talia helps Julietta escape Nanda Parbat, she sends Damian along with her so that he’ll be safe from his grandfather — and just to be cautious, she pulls Jason out of his revenge mission in Gotham and tasks him with protecting his former family
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𝔨𝔞𝔱 𝔰𝔪𝔦𝔱𝔥 ⊱⋆⊰ 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫
( primarily shipped with dean winchester, open to shipping her with other characters, canon or oc, of any genders! )
Cross country road trip
Fake dating for a mission
A monster is attacking a couple’s retreat, a couple raises less suspicion than insisting on “just friends”, a husband and wife thinking of moving to town, there are a lot of times where a couple is less memorable than two friends asking too many questions
Princess of Hell
Where Kat can’t avoid her preordained destiny forever, becoming the host of Lilith and the little girl queen of hell
Spy / Secret Agent verse
Instead of hunting monsters, Kat hunts criminals and crime syndicates across the country
Criminal verse
Think Bonnie and Clyde, think Thelma and Louise, think criminals travelling around the country trying to stay one step ahead of the police
Role Reversal
Teen Wolf Verse
While tracking the monster of the week, Kat Smith finds herself in Beacon Hills, California.  She recognizes Chris Argent as an old friend of her father’s, but she never expected him to be practically a part of the local wolf pack.  ( potential for a Derek ship! )
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𝔨𝔶𝔩𝔞 𝔨𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔯 ⊱⋆⊰ 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫 ( coming soon )
( primarily shipped with Max Wolfe, happily open to shipping her with other characters, canon or oc, of any genders!  Would love to explore any slightly toxic dynamic, with max or another character, involving a lot of negging and a bit of classism, as well as anything involving the seven samurai as a group )
Fake Dating verse
Dating for the press / social media?  Dating for Julian’s brand?  Dating just because someone won’t take the hint?  
Vacation verse
Does the entire group go on a vacation together?  Does someone take ‘pity’ on Kyla and invite her on a two-person vacation?  Travel, unresolved feelings, very open to smut if that’s up your alley
Reality TV Verse
With so many rich, famous, and influential teens in one place, it was only a matter of time before a producer realized just how much money could be made off of a “behind the scenes” look at Instagram’s It Kids
Heathers Verse
Kyla Keller didn’t necessarily like her friends, but she definitely didn’t want them dead.  But when one person gets into her head that they can make Constance Billard a better place, Kyla soon finds herself in over her head.  ( Kyla as Veronica, Julian as Chandler, Monet as Duke, Luna as McNamara, JD is flexible! )
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𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔢𝔶 𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔯 ⊱⋆⊰ 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫
( primarily shipped with finnick odair, happily open to shipping her with other characters, canon or oc, of any genders! )
Fake Dating verse
Modern AU
Reality TV verse
Between her historical Hunger Games win at only 12 years old and her friendship with the other most beloved victors, of course the Capitol would find one more way to profit off of their best and brightest stars
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𝔩𝔶𝔯𝔞 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔩 ⊱⋆⊰ 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫
( primarily shipped with Jughead Jones, happily open to shipping her with other characters, canon or oc, of any genders!  Some other potential ships could be Sweet Pea, Toni, Fangs, or other original characters, but I am entirely flexible and willing to talk about other ideas, and I would love to explore platonic dynamics with other characters from Riverdale or other original Toledo characters )
Fake Dating verse
Boarding School verse
Instead of Toledo, Jughead finds himself sent to boarding school after his father’s arrest, where his tour guide is none other than fellow Riverdale escapee and chronic overachiever, Lyra Lovell
Road trip
Secret relationship
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𝔬𝔭𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔞 𝔴𝔞𝔶𝔫𝔢 ⊱⋆⊰ 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫
( ophelia does not have a set ship, but I am very happily open to shipping her with other characters, canon or oc, of any genders, and I would also love to explore platonic relationships with Bruce, Alfred, or OCs, or any dynamic with other gothamites, whether from Gotham itself or elsewhere in the DC / Batman universes )
Ophelia in The Batman
exactly what it sounds like; Ophelia Wayne but instead of being the older sister to a traumatized 13 year old, she’s the older sister to a grown ass traumatized vigilante
Fake Dating verse
Victorian Era verse
In the late 1880s, Ophelia Wayne’s parents are murdered by none other than Jack the Ripper, and her younger brother becomes the new head of the family, all the while Ophelia has to keep him from hunting down their parents’ killer himself
Prohibition verse
Ophelia Wayne in the 1920s, where Gotham’s underground is firmly against the prohibition with none other than the Iceberg Lounge itself as the most infamous speakeasy around.  Ophelia herself has no objection to partaking in certain depravities, but her attention is torn as she struggles to keep her younger brother from getting himself killed
Boarding School verse
Before returning to Gotham and witnessing her parents’ murder, Ophelia Wayne was just another spoiled brat in a European boaring school
Royalty verse
The Waynes are royalty that’s it that’s the verse, with both modern and period variations
Arranged Marriage verse
as part of a business deal, Ophelia Wayne finds herself in the middle of an arranged marriage, one that not even her parents’ deaths can get her out of
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( primarily shipped with Anthony Bridgerton, happily open to shipping her with other characters, canon or oc, of any genders!  Some other potential ships could be Simon, Benedict, Colin, or other original characters, but I am entirely flexible and willing to talk about other ideas!  Would also be very interested in any platonic dynamics within the Bridgerton universe, with her sisters, the Bridgertons, or anyone else in the ton )
Modern AU
Arranged Marriage
Wherein Portia Featherington is a bit more clever than she seems, and manages to secure an incredibly desirable match for her eldest daughter
Fake Dating
When Peggy Featherington finds herself betrothed to a truly horrendous man, she only has one last idea for how to escape it — convince her mother that she is already courting with someone with a superior standing to her current fiancé.  The obvious suitor?  A man under as much pressure to wed as she, also looking for a way to postpone his fate
Marriage Of Honour
When Peggy Featherington is caught in a compromising position with a man of the ton, he has no choice but to propose to her to protect her honour.  But with only her mother’s word to go on, Lady Whistledown wonders if such a situation ever happened, or if Portia Featherington is simply more conniving than anyone thought
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( primarily shipped with Steve Harrington and Eddie Munson, happily open to shipping her with other characters, canon or oc, of any genders!  Some other potential ships could be Nancy Wheeler or Jonathan Byers, and I would also enjoy exploring a toxic dynamic with Billy Hargrove, but I am entirely flexible and willing to talk about other ideas.  I would also love to explore platonic relationships with Eleven or anyone else from the lab, and her extremely toxic relationship with her father )
Fake Dating verse
Runaway Verse
Instead of staying put in Hawkins, Rhiannon Ballard runs much farther from the lab; who knows who she might meet along the way, or what they might be running from
Umbrella Academy verse 1
Martin Brenner had a knack for finding miracle children, for taking them from their homes and raising them in his lab, a fucked up mockery of a family all being trained into the perfect weapons
Umbrella Academy verse 2
On the 12th hour of the first day of October 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began.  Rhiannon Ballard, now Rhiannon Hargreeves, was among them.  Eventually she left, running away and never once looking back — until Reginald Hargreeves died.  But her homecoming is only made worse when her long deceased brother shows up, with warnings of an apocalypse only days away
Umbrella Academy verse 3
The one where Henry Creel was one of the original miracle children, and his daughter Rhiannon is taken to be raised as a new — and hopefully more successful — generation of the Umbrella Academy
Boarding School verse
Period verses
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( primarily shipped with Dick Grayson, open to shipping her with other characters, canon or oc, of any genders!  I would love to explore platonic dynamics with other Titans members, whether from the shows or the comics )
Fake Dating verse
Friends with benefits verse
Umbrella Academy verse
Where teen heroes and sidekicks are raised in a boarding school designed to train their powers and create the next generation of heroes
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( sierra does not have a set ship, but I am very happily open to shipping her with other characters, canon or oc, of any genders, and I would also love to explore platonic relationships with any of the Hargreeves or any ocs in the universe )
Fake Dating verse
Sierra Nearing is nothing if not helpful, of course she would pretend to date a friend in need
Stranger Things verse
A few, not many but a few, of Martin Brenner’s experiments never made it to the lab, disappearing before he could get his hands on them. Such was the case for Sierra Nearing, waitress and aspiring detective. People tell her things, they always have, and when Will Byers goes missing one night, she can’t resist the gut instinct telling her that there’s something worth investigating ( can be played as young 20s or high school age )
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( primarily shipped with Aleksander Kirigan, which can be as loving or as toxic as desired, tentatively open to shipping her with other characters, canon or oc, of any genders!  Would also love to explore platonic / familial dynamics with alina and mal )
Arranged Marriage / Marriage Before Romance
Still new to the Little Palace, people are already talking about Svetlana as the General’s Little Pet. Soon, Svetlana finds herself receiving a speech about morale, unity, and doing one’s duty, which turns out to be a flowery way of informing her that she is to wed the much older, still often frightening, General Kirrigan.
Enemies To Lovers
Despite her history with the General, Svetlana’s loyalty will always be to Alina above all, no matter who she has to protect her from.  Unfortunately, in the midst of her desperate attempts to protect Alina from the General, Svetlana can’t help but fall for the man
Royalty
Modern Verse
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"Fucking Hostile": 15 Greatest "Fuck" Songs of All Time | Revolver
"Fucking Hostile": 15 Greatest "Fuck" Songs of All Time
From Rage Against the Machine to Suicide Silence
In our modern times, the word "fuck" doesn't hold the antisocial force that it once did, but it's still one of the most powerful and fun-to-scream curse words in the dictionary. Whether it's being lobbed as an assailing verb ("Fuck you"), harnessed as an assertive adjective ("That fucking guy") or relished as shorthand for engaging in coital activities, the F-bomb is a uniquely palpable word that everyone loves to say even if they pretend they don't — and it's a cornerstone of metal's foul-mouthed lexicon.
While pretty much every heavy band who aren't explicitly wedded to Jesus have at least one "fuck" in their musical catalog, we wanted to pick out the most exceptional "fuck" songs in all of metal history — cuts that simply wouldn't be the same without a righteous "motherfuck," "fuck it all" or "fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck." Below, are the 15 best fucking "fuck" songs of all fucking time.
Crucial F-bomb: "Fuck your power trip" Total "fuck" count: 6 The classic Roadrunner Records sound that Chimaira specialized in was all about pairing nu-metal-adjacent groove-metal riffs with vitriolic screams, and "Power Trip" distilled that approach down to a single raging song. "You're an asshole" is the thesis, but the drawn-out roar with which Mark Hunter emphasized the "fuuuuck" in "fuck your power trip" in the chorus is just as crucial to the overall message.
Crucial F-bomb: "Fuck that/fuck that, fuck that" Total "fuck" count: 65 The great irony of Korn's big middle finger to record execs demanding the band produce a radio hit is that "Y'All Wanna Single?" is the most straightforward, mindlessly catchy song Korn ever wrote. It'd be a perfect Top 40 nugget — if only Jonathan Davis didn't say "fuck" a whopping 65 times during its brief 3:17 runtime. 
Crucial F-bomb: "This is a motherfucking invitation" Total "fuck" count: 8 Like Korn, Lamb of God are another band who sneered at FCC language rules by adorning their biggest hit with roiling F-bombs. "This is a motherfucking invitation," screams Randy Blythe during "Redneck"'s adversarial hook, inviting fame-drunk rockers up for a sock in the face — and 10-year-old listeners to scrounge up the words getting bleeped on their parent's car stereo. 
Crucial F-bomb: "Fuck it all!" Total "fuck" count: 11 On "Block," the particularly pissed closer on Machine Head's Burn My Eyes debut, Robb Flynn fumes about a political system that breeds misery and a media that consciously ignores the real-world struggle in the streets. The one-line chorus, "Fuck it all!," feels like the only reasonable response to the calculated malfeasance Flynn's identified.
Crucial F-bomb: "So fucking determined" Total "fuck" count: 12 On the standout "Determined," Mudvayne use "fuck" in an usually positive way, emphasizing Chad Gray's chest-thumping conviction. "So fucking determined," he bellows over a riff that hits like a battering ram decked out in spikes. It's a song about striking while the fame iron is hot: "Fuck an inch 'cause I'm bringin' a mile," he blusters during a later verse.
Crucial F-bomb: "I wanna fuck you like an animal" Total "fuck" count: 4 For many, this strip-club staple, with its funky bassline and disco beat, will be forever known as the "'Fuck You Like an Animal' song." But true NIN fans know the unlikely hit to be much more nuanced and twisted than its in-your-face chorus suggests — from the dense production to the dark verse lyrics, which take the song far beyond a blunt expression of bestial lust.
Crucial F-bomb: "Fucking hostile" Total "fuck" count: 7 "Fucking Hostile" sounds like the word "fuck" transposed into musical form, putting the "vulgar" in Vulgar Display of Power. The galloping hardcore blast from Pantera's magnum opus drops the F-word in each refrain, but it's all building to the mighty finale when Philip Anselmo lets off four cheekbone-smashing, microphone-clipping curses.
Crucial F-bomb: "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me" Total "fuck" count: 17 One of the main reasons Rage Against the Machine resonate is that their politics go far deeper than vapid sloganeering. Zack de la Rocha is one of heavy music's most incisive lyricists, but the band's core mission statement can also be summed up in one single line: "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!" Every great theorist also understands there's power in brevity.
Crucial F-bomb: "Fuck it all, fuck this world" Total "fuck" count: 15 The violently misanthropic rage of early Slipknot is what made them so dangerously captivating, and no song (other than "People = Shit," perhaps) translates that better than "Surfacing," which begins with a vicious "Fuck you all!" and routinely returns to the eloquent tell-off "Fuck it all, fuck this world/fuck everything that you stand for."
Crucial F-bomb: "Jumpdafuckup!" Total "fuck" count: 24 If the circle pit rager is the father and the karate-mosh chugger is the son, then the jump song is the holy spirit of metal's physically-inducing trinity. Soulfly's Max Cavalera and Slipknot's Corey Taylor know exactly what they're doing on "Jumpdafuckup," doling out one fighting word after another in between a bullet spray of F-bombs.
Crucial F-bomb: "I'm gonna fuck fuck fuck fuck you" Total "fuck" count: 30 Chris Cornell is "no fool for discretion" on one of Soundgarden's most overtly ridiculous jams, a tongue-in-cheek parody of hair-metal lasciviousness that went way over a lot of headbangers' heads. Everything you need to know is right in the title, but Cornell still lays it on especially thick in the hook: "I'm gonna fuck fuck fuck fuck you."
Crucial F-bomb: "Fuck everything" Total "fuck" count: 43 For the late Mitch Lucker, "fuck everything" wasn't an outcry of defeat, it was a rallying cry for defying societal pressures and living life to the fullest. Looking back almost 10 years after he passed, the song's lines that confront our mortal impermanence have a poignant prescience, which only underscores his main point even further. Fuck everything that sucks, because none of it — good or bad — is guaranteed to be there tomorrow.
Crucial F-bomb: "I'll fucking fuck you discreetly" Total "fuck" count: 8 One of Tenacious D's most hysterical little ditties rails against rock & roll's infamously untamed libido and puts soft, loving intercourse on a pedestal for once. Within these chords, Jack Black offers such titillating advice as "You don't always have to fuck her hard" and "Fuckin' give her some smooches, too." D'awwhh.
Crucial F-bomb: "Point that fuckin' finger up your ass" Total "fuck" count: 10 While the concept of "selling out" hardly even exists anymore, in the Nineties it was a common accusation tossed at underground bands as they became more popular, and "Hooker With a Penis" is the greatest clapback to haters making such a claim. Line by line, Maynard James Keenan annihilates one particular "OGT" fan wearing "vans, 501s," who points his finger at TOOL. It all culminates in a scathing string of "Fuck you, buddy"s. https://www.revolvermag.com/music/fucking-hostile-15-greatest-fuck-songs-all-time
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Other ships for Theon and Robb you ship?
hi anon! definitely, but i'm nowhere near as enthusiastic about them as i am about throbb. the throbb brainrot has been developing for too long to let me get truly invested in any other theon or robb ships. nothing else compares...
anyway! in canon-verse, i do love robb/jeyne w. i think jeyne is really sweet and i like her a lot, actually. i'm struggling to think of any other 'big'/popular robb ships atm. i know some people like the idea of robb/myrcella and i can't say i'm opposed to that (once they're both a bit older, but obv that applies to all these ships haha). personally i don't really support incest ships*, but other than that, i can't think of any other robb ship i've seen that i actually dislike.
for theon, i do like theon/patrek (mostly thanks to MJ!). i prefer theon/jeyne p. to be more platonic, though after some years away from ramsay i definitely wouldn't mind it growing into something more. (my blog is definitely not a thramsay safe space. that is a big no-no for me.)
if we're talking major canon-divergence, such as modern au, i honestly support almost any theon-ship. i think in a modern au theon would live his best slutty life and i support that wholeheartedly 🫶
*with perhaps the exception of the lannister twins. i don't necessarily like it or agree with it or, you know, read fic for them, but i do think they're equally unhinged and they sort of belong together in a fucked up way. i dunno.
thank you for this question!! this was fun 🥰
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