𝐃𝐚𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬
Ghostface x Reader
Headcanons of how each of the guys would be as a dad. (No Ghostface)
warnings: mentions of infertility, mentions of illness of a parent, not much else other than that, this is mostly fluff
word count: 1127
author’s note: hiii I know it's been a while since I've written and posted. but I wanted to write a little something for father's day for our fave slahsers. I hope you enjoy!!
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Billy:
❈ Billy is such a girl dad, and you can’t change my mind
❈ you end up having twin girls, both of which look just like Billy
❈ they are attached to him in ways you can’t explain
❈ your girls love you, and you love them very much, but their dad is definitely the apple of their eye
❈ Billy spoils the hell out of the girls growing up
❈ they’re still very humble despite them getting everything they want
❈ you and Billy made sure to teach them values
❈ when they’re teenagers, they’re drop-dead gorgeous, which makes Billy nervous
❈ he’s definitely the dad who threatens the boys who date your daughters, even though you tell him to be smart
❈ but, knowing Billy and his past, you know for sure he would definitely kill for his girls
Stu:
❈ Stu is also a girl dad
❈ when your daughter is born, he’s a mess
❈ Stu has this huge smile he can’t wipe off his face every time he looks at your daughter
❈ he takes her everywhere with him when she’s a toddler and buys her any toy or candy she points out
❈ when school starts, you don’t who cries harder, Stu or your daughter
❈ prom and graduation are also very emotional times for Stu as his daughter is now grown up
❈ Stu is protective of his daughter, but not so much that he’d go into a murderous rage
❈ but he still scared the boys in her life enough to where they never hurt her too badly
❈ Stu is ecstatic when your daughter gets married and has children of her own
❈ just as he was a cool dad, he’s now a cool grandpa
Mickey:
❈ Mickey has always wanted a son to teach everything to
❈ so when you find out your baby is a boy, Mickey is beside himself with excitement
❈ he has a whole list of names picked out already
❈ when your son is born, Mickey stares in awe at him and how much he looks like the both of you
❈ he has your eyes and Mickey’s nose and smile
❈ Mickey is the perfect father, getting up to take care of him at night when it’s his turn
❈ sometimes he’ll do it when it’s your turn, too, so that you’ll get more rest
❈ and he’s just enthralled with his son and loves spending time with him
❈ skin-to-skin contact is Mickey’s favorite part of your son being a baby
❈ when your son is old enough to do things, Mickey is over the top with getting him into sports, art, music, and so on
❈ he wants his son to be happy no matter what he chooses to do with his childhood and his life
Roman:
❈ you have both a boy and a girl a few years apart
❈ the girl is older and very sassy, just like her father
❈ the boy is very shy and to himself, also just like his father at times
❈ Roman loves teaching the kids about art and film
❈ your daughter picks up photography, much to Roman’s delight, while your son is into costumes and designing them, which also makes Roman excited
❈ you both decide to send the kids to an art school, and Roman is upset that he won’t see the kids as often as he’d like during their teen years
❈ but he knows they love what they do and need the necessary education for those subjects
❈ once your kids are no longer kids and have graduated university, Roman makes sure that they get good jobs in the industry in Hollywood
❈ watching your little family be so close and working together makes you incredibly happy
Charlie:
❈ Charlie was very terrified when he found out you were pregnant
❈ but god, does he love his son more than anything
❈ your son looks like Charlie spit him out, with his large, round eyes and rosy lips
❈ your son is just like Charlie personality wise
❈ but your son can be very outspoken sometimes, which can make Charlie a little mad
❈ however, Charlie is very patient and learns how to handle your son and his attitude
❈ when your son struggles in school due to attention problems, Charlie researches and does everything possible in order to help his educational needs
❈ when your son graduates high school, he decides to go on to college for something Charlie isn’t a big fan of
❈ but upon seeing how skilled your son is in the career field, Charlie grows happy for him
❈ once your son has a family of his own, Charlie helps him a lot with raising his own son
Richie:
❈ at first, Richie wasn’t too keen on the idea of having children
❈ but when you both find out you’re infertile, his attitude changes
❈ suddenly, he wants to do anything to make you happy, including having children, even if they aren’t your biological ones
❈ you both decide to foster kids for a little while
❈ Richie is surprisingly wonderful with every kid who comes through your household
❈ one kid specifically holds a dear spot in your and Richie’s hearts, so you decide to adopt them permanently
❈ soon, you adopt a few more kids, making your family grow larger
❈ once all your kids have completed school and the house was empty, you realize just how much your unluckiness with fertility changed everything in your and Richie’s lives
Ethan:
❈ when your last living parent falls ill and is no longer able to take care of your little sibling, you have to step up and have temporary guardianship
❈ you and Ethan have been together for a while, but kids haven’t really been brought up quite yet
❈ so it’s weird suddenly having the responsibility shared between both of you for a child
❈ but the weird dynamic quickly becomes habit and routine
❈ Ethan takes your sibling to school, makes breakfast and packs their lunch, helps with their homework, and just about anything you can think of
❈ you and Ethan discuss having children of your own once your parent gets better and has your sibling back in their household
❈ but when your parent doesn’t get better, and it seems your sibling living with you is permanent, life throws another curveball, and you become pregnant
❈ so you and Ethan raise your sibling and child together very happily
❈ Ethan is great with kids because of his personality, and it definitely has reflected onto the kid he helped raise as well as his own child
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ghostface incorrect quotes:
stu: is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
billy: does anyone in this godforsaken group think before they speak?
roman: yknow, it might be.
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nancy: look, billy, i'm not slut shaming you, but-
nancy: actually, yeah, i'm totally slut shaming you
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amber, to jill: stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
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jill: that's a nice argument amber. Why don't you back it up with a source?
amber: my source is that I made it the fuck up!
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mickey: i wish i had acid. thank you, jesus. amen.
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roman: 20 pounds of FREE BACON!
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